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NEET General #953 - Billy and the NEET-a-saurus Edition

NEET

1/20/2026 03:49:00 No. 973443 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are they just turning NEETs out on an assembly line these days?

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NEET

1/23/2026 05:36:00 No. 974484 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/974483/
The sexier the phone voice the fatter and 60 years older they are.
Trust me NEET, I'm a degenerate.

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974485 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974487 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/974461/
Send him a card introducing yourself.

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974488 [Preview] [Reply]

SEXUALLY DISSAPOINTED NEETS

NEET

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NEET General #952 - Autismus Prime Edition

NEET

1/16/2026 09:20:00 No. 972281 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEETs which transformer was your favourite?

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NEET

1/20/2026 04:02:00 No. 973453 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/973447/
To clean the big NEET loads off

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973455 [Preview] [Reply]

PUBLIC TOILET TOURIST

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973456 [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey must never wear shorts.

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973457 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973458 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition

NEET

1/13/2026 15:23:00 No. 971216 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

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NEET

1/16/2026 10:20:00 No. 972324 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/972322/
Get in NEET.

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972325 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972326 [Preview] [Reply]

CUCUMBER PATCH AMBUSH (SEXUAL)

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972327 [Preview] [Reply]

Boom roosh

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972328 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General # 950 - Culture Edition

NEET

1/10/2026 04:20:00 No. 970185 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as living in a highly cultured area?

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NEET

1/14/2026 03:00:00 No. 971298 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/971296/
Check the ash tray in the car.

NEET

1/14/2026 03:05:00 No. 971299 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/971296/
 >>/971298/
Seconding this one, there has got to be a few coins in the car under the seats

NEET

1/14/2026 03:06:00 No. 971300 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/14/2026 03:07:00 No. 971301 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

1/14/2026 03:07:00 No. 971302 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #949 - Executive Internment Edition

NEET

1/6/2026 05:38:00 No. 969102 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Pack your bags Executive NEETs, the Maxi-Taxi will arrive soon to whisk you away to a beautiful mansion far away from the winds of shame. Waddle about the manicured gardens safe behind four foot thick walls where no skelly or normie will pass judgement on you again. Five course meals three times a day! Your own personal staff of professionals to bring out your best! Executives are valued in this society.

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NEET

1/10/2026 04:35:00 No. 970198 [Preview] [Reply]

I found the Dixon Dallas nude.

NEET

1/10/2026 04:36:00 No. 970200 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/10/2026 04:36:00 No. 970201 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/970198/
Hot! Want.

NEET

1/10/2026 04:37:00 No. 970202 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

1/10/2026 04:37:00 No. 970203 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #948 - Year of Acceptance Edition

NEET

1/1/2026 04:06:00 No. 967954 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Happy New Year NEETs.
2026 is officially the year of acceptance. Where we accept we are never going to change and just enjoy our lives instead.
Accept it.

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1/6/2026 06:56:00 No. 969144 [Preview] [Reply]

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MACHT SCHNELL MEIN LEIBEN GETTEN IM DER PANZERWAGEN!

NEET

1/6/2026 06:57:00 No. 969145 [Preview] [Reply]

SNIFFO MY TIFFO

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969146 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969147 [Preview] [Reply]

srsly tho wombo should put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir this saturday.

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969148 [Preview] [Reply]

CAMO MUD ON THE MARZIPAN

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NEET General #947 - Hand Rolled Log Edition

NEET

12/27/2025 03:05:00 No. 966836 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs think spending $25+ on a fancy supermarket dessert can be justified in these difficult times?

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1/1/2026 07:42:00 No. 968034 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/968032/
Food for thought. A highly philosophical proposition.
In the end, perhaps one should say that we are each our own chopper, and the pilot too.

NEET

1/1/2026 07:43:00 No. 968035 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/1/2026 07:43:00 No. 968036 [Preview] [Reply]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

NEET

1/1/2026 07:43:00 No. 968037 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/968034/
I would be a diving bell.

NEET

1/1/2026 07:44:00 No. 968038 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #946 - Christmas shopping lineup Edition

NEET

12/23/2025 04:47:00 No. 965701 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Get your prawns and Victorian stonefruit before its all gone, NEETs. Tell us about your christmas emergency shopping challenges, starting with your Aliexpress last minute purchases.

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NEET

12/27/2025 03:20:00 No. 966848 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/966837/
> He can have a few if hes lucky.
Lucky bugger.

NEET

12/27/2025 03:21:00 No. 966849 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/966846/
Probably not your house specifically then

NEET

12/27/2025 03:21:00 No. 966851 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/966844/
It is well known. The mafia controls all European olive oil. I only buy Australian olive oil.

NEET

12/27/2025 03:22:00 No. 966852 [Preview] [Reply]

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12/27/2025 03:22:00 No. 966854 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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NEET General #945 - Glorious New Trifle Era Edition

NEET

12/19/2025 04:55:00 No. 964598 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

When did you NEETs realise that we had entered a new trifle era?
Are you one of the holdouts still sticking to cheesecakes?

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12/23/2025 04:44:00 No. 965699 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/965693/
> Might make some potatoes.
Happy planting.

NEET

12/23/2025 04:45:00 No. 965700 [Preview] [Reply]

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Drawing up my jolly TODO list.

NEET

12/23/2025 04:54:00 No. 965707 [Preview] [Reply]

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1. A poo

NEET

12/23/2025 04:59:00 No. 965723 [Preview] [Reply]

SPAM RASH

NEET

12/23/2025 06:37:00 No. 965806 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #944 - Unseaworthy Canoe Edition

NEET

12/13/2025 03:09:00 No. 963563 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs understand enough about buoyancy to tamper with the foam in a second-hand canoe? Sounds risky to me. But what would I know.

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12/19/2025 06:17:00 No. 964634 [Preview] [Reply]

Big red trifle.

NEET

12/19/2025 06:18:00 No. 964635 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/964617/
I found the candy land set, so she has a choice when she gets here on Sunday.

NEET

12/19/2025 06:19:00 No. 964637 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/964626/
And a workplace sexual harassment suit when the relationship has run it's course.

NEET

12/19/2025 06:28:00 No. 964642 [Preview] [Reply]

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12/19/2025 06:32:00 No. 964644 [Preview] [Reply]

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/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs