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Watching Grego try the Aldi butter chicken.

Over on 2 Aussie they are still asking him what happened to the other 16 snosages.

Frank McKay enjoyed the Aldi butter chicken "Naanwich". Got very enthused about it.


























 >>/998418/
It will be within the building of the Parliament. I doubt they let in people, and security does search at the entrance.
On football games it was customary to throw banana and make monkey noises at the occasional neger football player. Not anymore.































Cant believe at least two NEETs suggesting banning shit posting near the end of the last thread.
Sometimes I wonder who I spend my time with here. 
Did 20 mins of admin this morning I have put off for two weeks.
Saw etho yesterday, and the mummy movie. Was scary, did not like. 
Brendan Fraiser wasnt even in it.










































Saw a homeless person outside of iga for the first time. Well done albo, not only aren't there enough houses for all the immigrants you've flooded the country with, there aren't enough spots outside of coles or woolies for the homeless anymore.






Diary Acquired.
Butter is $10 dollars now.
Took my M90 camo raincoat off and put it in my bag and bought the scum brand milk, gotta stay outside the survival onion: Dont be there. Dont want the locals to think there's somebody there, the grey man inside the tattered hoodie, dont be special, dont mog anyone. Surbibal bracelet my arse, the main threat is suicide and your rocking ligature jewlery. Mad.







O traitor tide that turns the body inside out,
A crimson banner where no flag should fly,
You rise unbidden, a soft and startling doubt
Cast from the quiet citadel nearby.
Once hidden deep in modest architecture,
Content to serve in shadowed, humble grace,
Now thrust into reluctant open lecture—
A scandal blooming in a private place.
O fragile flesh, rebellious and unmoored,
What gravity persuades your sudden fall?
What ancient strain or silent weakness lured
This tender fold beyond its rightful wall?
Yet still, within this indignation lives
A strange reminder, earnest and severe:
The body is no kingdom that forgives
The weight of time, the pressure year by year.
So let no laughter sharpen into scorn,
Nor cruelty dress itself in clever prose—
For all are bound to bear what they are born,
And none can choose the path their body goes.
Thus, not with praise, but solemn verse I write,
To mark the line where strength and frailty meet—
A quiet ode to humbling human plight,
Where flesh betrays, and dignity retreats.





I am sick of my schizophrenic beliefs causing despair so I'm just gonna do a heroic dose of magic mushrooms and see if I can either reformat my head or die instantly. either are preferable













 >>/998514/
just had a wank. feel a bit well now
 >>/998515/
hopefully the shroom pills arrive and i can microdose them. if they work i'll get spores and grow my own.
 >>/998516/
there is no cure for this shit. medication just makes one a zombie and turns off your brain.
alcohol temporarily makes you forget. maybe psychadelics can break my brain past the point of giving a fuck












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Ambo came and got ol smokey boomer from his caravan, he's homeless and squatting on Weyland property. Did some power and earth wiring on my battle station scopes. These quick connector blocks and rails are pretty sweet. Might stock up on some banana plugs, either that or 250 series auto connectors. Stepping up my 12 volt game.



















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Reorganised my house so bedroom has less gear in it. Had two well done lamb steaks for dinner. Nothing left except noodles for tomorrow.
Moved tele into living room and it’s really comfy. Putting new season of frieren on for maximum comfy























> The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) is forecasting snow as low as 500m in Tasmania, 600m in Victoria and 700–900m in NSW and the ACT during Wednesday night and into Thursday.

Better rug up neets.



I find it to be poor design that the headlight controls are on the same stick as the indicators. Every time I do a roundabout at night it feels like I accidentally switch the headlights off.





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 >>/998579/
> better nug up reets
ZOG HAARP arrays and cloud seeding BTFO NEETS. How many times do I have to tell you again that we are in the apocalyptic end times? If you cant lock yourself up in your personal lead lined faraday cage then your NGMI. 

Good Night NEETs. Will check in to see who makes it tmrw.














































considering getting a sega console. did any of you NEETs have one? There are some cool games on them like alien soldier and stuff. Other option is to get a steam link and stream from my PC which would be a little easier on the ol' noggin for getting around ancient AV cables to a modern TV. 


spoiler because wall of text that might be borey to the NEETs.
Also reading emerald tablets of Thoth I just got in the mail, which are a bit interesting but most likely fiction.
It interests me that it suggests who actually built the pyramids and why, which seems to be correct for their actual function.
A mate told me the pyramids are an initiation temple and have high level healing powers, like the water in one of the tunnels is actually real holy water and can heal physical pain and injuries, but until I experience that for myself it is fiction and unfortunately the pyramids are well guarded by the most retarded people on the planet.
There was a most likely real story about the pyramids that recently (past 20 years) a secret room was discovered and that night someone broke in and stole shit out of it.
Probably American government or something. No one got to see what it was before it was stolen.

Not much else to do as an actual NEET than seek truth. End up perusing through a lot of hearsay and fiction but I'd rather pursue it then live mundane borey atheist real life where all i can do is talk to NPC cashiers.





















I always tell you NEETs that when you have surveillance cameras, either at home or in the car, your main target of surveillance will always be yourself.

Don't get them. They're not worth it.




You may find yourself in a position where a literal interpretation of your actions doesn't furnish true justice.
Having video of what you did removes the ability to lie and exaggerate in the necessary ways to get the correct outcome.






























went up the bush to have a look at my stumpussy that i left in the stream and with the rain its pumping a bit and helped to wash the mud and rocks from between the roots so i could trim bits off with the adxe but just like my hoe and cruiseys ho the head swivels this way and that when you hittin that stumpussy to bust out a root so im gonna go back and hit it with the swamp axe next time which will be the first job for my new axefu and just in time because i made a sling for it so i can carry it in hands free down the bush where the wood is at




















































































> Wild scenes at Melbourne Airport as a supporter of an ISIS bride says "shut up you slut" to a female reporter after she asked the radical Islamist why she married a terrorist.
> Another journalist said she was punched in the stomach.

 >>/998777/
Thanks Wizzy
> Mat Tinkler, CEO of Save the Children Australia, told SBS News earlier on Thursday that the focus now should be on ensuring the children are not subject to further trauma.
> "Any prospect that they might be removed from their mothers, if they're charged with crimes, risks traumatising them even more," he said.
> "We've got to be very careful how we treat these women and children coming in and really think about prioritising the best interests of those kids."
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> Kash Patel Lost It When Personalized Bourbon Bottle Went Missing
>  >“It turned into a sh*tshow,” a former agent said of the scene.
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Trying to get super out for Glenn. Fuck this process. Third day of calling them. Now on hold for 20 min while they keep transferring because everyone we speak to doesnt know shit. I've had to read out the fucking form to these numpties more than once.



































Rolled 4 = 4 (1d6)We need monk to make us an ausneets app where we can roll dice and the endchan post tells us whether to get kfc maccas or hj. It could be monetised via a link with uber eats. An AI agent could automatically order for the neet and bill ndis with cruisey taking a cut.






 >>/998833/
I remember prices going down, when I was first buying bottles of cordial water, you could get a wooden crate of them for a shilling. The next week you'd get some farthings in change which you could spend on a bottle of heroin elixir from the chemist.

 >>/998850/
is it? that's depressing if i fell for that, i'm always looking for new music but it seems like it's becoming more and more fleeting now. https://psicadence.bandcamp.com/track/undercurrent another banger i've been enjoying as of recent











































> Your super fund will decide if you can access your super early because of severe financial hardship. We don’t decide if you can access your super early or if you’re in severe financial hardship.
> According to the Superannuation Industry (Supervision) Regulations 1994 you’re considered to be in severe financial hardship if:
>  >you’re unable to pay for reasonable and immediate essential family living costs
>  >you’ve been getting an eligible income support payment from us for 26 weeks continuously with no gaps
>  >you’re getting an eligible income support payment on the day you apply for an early release of super.
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/who-can-access-their-superannuation-early?context=21971

























RBA increased interest rates by 0.25% the other day. Bank just messaged me to say they were generously increasing the rate on my savings account by 0.15%. Fucking kikes. Shit should be illegal if increases don't match their fucking loan rates.






lol the illegal tobacco trade is so huge the existing legal companies are having secret meetings with government about duties and tax
secret because they fear they will be killed by the mohammadens with the illegal cigs
































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Went and bought a 5TB portable hard drive and talked to the woman selling it who was maybe in her 40's. We had a good chat about how feminism is retarded. I thought she was a good one so I asked her, if she had a daughter my age what sort of man would she want for her, and she said me. This made me happy.

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went up the bush to try out the cruiser axe on the boles in the drixxle and talked to my neighbour who bought a late model commodore station wagon which looked cool and he was pleased with it then i yelled abuse at a pajeet with commietoria plates who stopped on a blind corner of the highway  where i cross over into the back roads to chat me up then i chopped the bad bits of the boles away real easy with the axe and rested the butt in the running creek at the end to wash the mud away and had a drink of water right on dusk when i finished and walked home the long way so i could drop off some bus bars in someones letter box and saw blacky the cat so thats all community stuff and axe work and bonus heroic racism now im stuffed after eating too much pixxa and the fucking internet is down and I gotta use 4G again fml
















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Goon Evening Neetaloons

Fuck was up early just thinking about the shear amount of box ticking i had to do today

✔️eat breaky 
✔️wash big ass doonahs in the 20kg laundromat tubs on a day no one is fucking using them
✔️tax shit
✔️medical shit
✔️doctors 
✔️chemist
✔️durg shit 
✔️banking shit
✔️customers shit
✔️more cunstomers 
✔️tell cunstomers there shit aint done
✔️drive and get parts
✔️drop off bikes
❌mothers day shit
❌get back home and chill 
❌cook dinner 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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 >>/999001/
how we be doin anyhoos ? are moofie nights here still a thing ?

i have an old cunt mate who is completely useless for anything other than growing hooch. His moofie streaming site got shut down and is complaining to me find a new one (his young fella has fucked off for a while)

anyone know some normie tier moofie and streaming sites >??








































 >>/999043/
https://xcancel.com/RupertLowe10/status/2051891073610338492#m
...
> My policy position on immigration is quite straightforward.
> Every single illegal migrant gets deported - I have been consistent on this for a very long time, far before it was fashionable.
> We will implement an environment so hostile, that many of the illegals will remove themselves. The rest will be forcibly deported. We have published the most comprehensive deportation policy ever released in Britain. We have done our homework. It can be done, and it will be done.
...
> Legal immigration.
> If a migrant is living in Britain and unable to speak English, claims benefits, lives in social housing, hates our way of life, refuses to work? Then they have no reason to be in our country.
> And they should leave. Under a Restore Britain Government, millions would. Net negative immigration, severe net negative.
...
based












Is sliced bread a bad home thing and unsliced bread patrician tier? I went into a fancy bread place to purchase some dark rye sourdough, asked for the woman to slice it, and she took one look at me in my battered old hoodie and 5xl trackies and said 'we don't do that here'. Next time I will purchase it sliced from coles.










Do you NEETs say negative things to yourself out loud?
Just now while rinsing my coffee mug at the sink I blurted out "I'm so obese. Nothing's good. Everything hurts."
I do not really have control over it. Sometimes it happens in public.










The mint mark for the silver coin is behind Hindenburg's head. Not sure if that's an E or a D from the photo I took.
D is Bavarian Central Mint, Munich
E is Muldenhütten Mint, Dresden














She had accidentally brought hard shell tacos and when I pointed it out just now she went spastic.
Got uber jeet to bring the correct tacos and a self-saucing pudding (buttterscotch) and a bunch of flowers. Trust pajeet to fuck up gettin a bunch of flowers. Half an hour of back-and-forth with him tellig me they don't have the ones I want and uber wont let him just pick a bunch out. Ended up with a dozen white roses in some fucking wedding arrangement lol.
Crisis averted anyhow.










 >>/999074/
I have one or two of those stamps. I was thinking I dont have a picture of 18 up on my wall. I could just frame a stamp and put that in my battle station where I can see him all the time but alternatively I have a large image file of pictures and I want to just pick one and print it out on my nice color printer and laminate it or put it behind glass. Mount it on my wall.




 >>/999100/
The old boomer in the shop was saying every kid in the late 40's/early 50's had millions of Hitler stamps.
He then started saying he was at the gun sales meet a while back (presumably the Angle Park one) and none of the cops showed up to confiscate the naxi stuff.
I maintained a poker face, in case the whole shop was a 
> take a seat over there































 >>/999133/
I did not.
Put 50 in high stakes, one feature and got it back to 50, cashed out then had tea (squid linguini, okay but too oily) then put 50 in the buddha, lost it, then 20 in the tiki hawaiian one and got free games which gives times 2 or 3 for wilds, one of the spins on he free games was $140. The System responds.










> William Henry Pratt, known professionally as Boris Karloff, was an English actor. His portrayal of Frankenstein's monster in the horror film Frankenstein, his 82nd film, established him as a horror icon, and he reprised the role for the sequels Bride of Frankenstein and Son of Frankenstein.
































 >>/999175/
derealisation isn't real and neither are you. Sometimes I get real feeling moments with people but it always feels like it's through a filter of retardation. I'm not saying logical fallacies or mental illness. I mean they are not even fucking awake. It's like the soul should be showing through their eyes but just doesn't.
I am exaggerating to extremes here because I can get reality with people when I feel like it. I just have a nagging feeling that there could be a better place where I don't have to fight against some dampening force inside their minds.
It would be nice to be were people are already awake instead of always having to do shit work to wake people up all the time

 >>/999177/
It is your ego and narcissism which makes you feel that way.
The reality is that others are probably living life more fully than yourself.
Being trapped in your own mind and full of neurotic thoughts does not make you more "alive".

 >>/999178/
I know what you're saying and to the degree of information you have, you'd be right. But this is not the case. I know what ego is. I don't 'do' ego over others when I'm with them. I try to find the 'real' them that's buried underneath all the trauma and psyop mindgames done unto us by the powers that be and generic world adversity.
When I'm with others I just try to connect with them to bring out new experience(s). What I'm trying to say is that I find a lot of people here are so buried they can't wake up properly.
I 'feel' like I have a good gauge on what someone being awake looks like, and it is beautiful. Really I love all people and it's not about superior or inferior. To me we all have a beautiful and unique expression of some divine essence from fuck knows where.
Just that when I'm alone my mind hurts itself in its confusion trying to understand the meaning of meaning and the logic of logic and how to act in the world.
I get paralysed by fear of causing death on nice and beautiful people through some unknown action that could ripple effect and ruin them.
I could sway someone's thinking with my words and make them disconnect from their friends or leave their long term spouse.
These are smaller examples and aren't easy to just do, but I have done things like these before and I feel guilt, which I would prefer to avoid, but mistakes arising from the blindspot are unavoidable.


 >>/999180/
Man is taking a shortcut through the cemetery, he jumps a little as he starts hearing noises, but he notices a man at a grave working on the stone.
- Oh man, you scared me shitless, I thought it's a ghost! What are you doing anyway?
- Fixing my name.


Producers talking about a movie of one of them.
- Just imagine! I hired 25000 extras from one army, they were attacking from the east. And I hired another 25000 for the enemy attacking from the west...
- How could you pay that much?
- I gave them live rounds..





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/nzneets/
maybe if i moved to a big city in australia i'd have a better chance of finding a gf...it would be too scary to move though, and i can't save any money while working part time

i went to, i think it was the gold coast once, as a child. not really my scene to be honest, the beach an all.



I've been walking everywhere for years now, I have thought to get a bike, but it seems like a hassle to securely store them somewhere while you go about...
But I do get jealous when I see them zooming past me. I'll get a cheap one someday if a deal ever finds me. I will take note though if I ever visit again, maybe if I get any amount of inheritance someday.

 >>/999190/
Excuse me? Why would you want to?








 >>/999189/
oh that's the guy in the video i just watched! it does look nice, i'm just concerned about being mogged. i kinda thought everyone there would be jacked, but it mostly looks like what we have here.

 >>/999192/
yeah, i'm not buying the hantavirus stuff; but now i'll always have to admit, i wouldn't have bought the covid stuff either...

 >>/999195/
hmmm, aren't they smaller and for doing tricks on? i thought they were more for children and adults who haven't given up the dream yet. i'm just keeping an eye out for whatever's cheap, whatever turns up at the recycling place probably.
































 >>/999184/
I just got a new example for you.
Granny neighbours music was too loud so I went to her unit nicely and politely asked her to turn it down. She said she had forgotten that I always hear her TV after the many times I had told her and she said she would turn it down.
She agreed and then 5 minutes later turned on music way way up.
I went down politely again to ask what was going on, why would she do this. She aggressively turned her music off and started having a testicular torsion over it. It's mothers day she yelled.

She values peace she says but nobody else's apparently.
She didn't even consider I want peace on mothers day.
There are so many people who are literally still children and only pretend to be adults and think being nice is a substitute for a persona and then when they don't get their way they have a childish testicular torsion.

I need my own cabin in the woods, far away from the fuckwits of the world.
























 >>/999251/
I don't know what my actual style was called. My teacher was aussie black belt in it and went to japan to study under the grandmaster.
I didn't get a belt but I learnt the mindset and philosophy and how to deflect a knife and roll.
It was actually pretty fun and I'd recommend it if you can find a serious sensei of it.
Didn't get to use weapons, those come much later


went down the bush where i have to walk along the road for a bit to make a bypass trail so i can just cross instead of letting car cunts see me and as i dropped in its all fucked cutting grass hiding pot holes and rotten spars at waist height so i struggled but broke through to an overgrown side track but its got ponds over it so it needs work but bit by bit i will reduce my exposure and no one will see me except blacky the cat















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Goon Evening NEETs. 

Didnt make it to Brisbane because the weather was shite. Looked ok around lunch then it blew in. Had my bike loaded to go too. Anyhows. Went for a drive to get some shopping needed Koffee pods and Malk. Could not get a park at Aldi and there was a 15 minute wait for checkouts. I was fucking loosing it. 

BUT ! Today is turning into a very comfy Night of NEET treats. Got two spicy chicken burritos from GUzmans, two cases of champas from Dans, Filled up the Van @$1.70, mate gave me some Dank Bud because he owed me for a job, just opened a carton of Malrboro gold, Got a script for some oxys and val from the doc filled. Got half a nox of nangs left. All my Bear skin doonas are freshly washed and smell like sandlewood. There is a nice chill in the air.

Set controls to maximum comfy ! Fuck i really did earn this one.



























 >>/999292/
I tunnel through the bush, its as impassable as stone anyway. I am getting to know the bush around the roads in and out of here. When the collapse comes I want to cut the roads and keep the city normies away from my survival retreat and supply of sardines.









Ate down the leftovers and have more leftovers for lunch tmrw. Watched a moofie from 1951 with Boris Carloff in a minor role, it was a bit hokey. Its cold and I CBF anymore. Good Night NEETs.





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An Indian-origin transgender politician, Q Manivannan, has been elected to the Scottish Parliament despite not holding permanent residency or British citizenship in the UK, a development that has sparked debate and online backlash in Britain.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/uk/who-is-q-manivannan-tamil-nadu-born-trans-immigrant-without-permanent-uk-residency-elected-to-scottish-parliament/articleshow/130989661.cms











 >>/999319/
I still don't get it. What's have to do with becoming Ukraine?
For example we become the same corrupt country? We are, never ceased to be such.
Or are you implying we'll become a battlefield in months? The Russians haven't moved in such a quick pace since 2022 February-March.
I just simply don't get what you are writing and you don't make it clearer.


















 >>/999333/
Im convinced the latest ones arent real
Donald gets fed psy ops. Its all distraction. Jared Kushner eats orphan children, only because it plays into the stereotype and he thinks thats funny. Its all to hide something else. Iran has gone stale.

 >>/999337/
I believe that. Nearest star is 3000 light years away, so even if theyve developed light speed, it wouldnt be practical. Plus theres never been a reported entering of the atmosphere, or whatever that's called, so they must already be here. Underwater bases. The nazi's u-boats all went missing at the end of the war, they went to antarctica, to the warm springs on the ice covered land mass and connected with these time travellers. Would be interesting if they were the only survivors after the nuclear holocaust, wherw all the air is radiated, but under this ice, the springs create a concealed area where this isolated, self sufficient unit (iirc the u-boats would have held about 7000 people) creats time travel free from the --jew-- bullshit for the last 70 years, has developed time travel and is ready to reveal itself. They might've altered the past and the present is adjusting itself to form a coherent time line. Deep man.































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Might walk the earth like kane. Liberate myself from the tyranny of living in a flat. Sleep under the stars. Make my abode in front of woolies while seeking donations from shoppers. Hang out in the library all day. Adopt webby's philosophy towards personal hygiene. Go from bin to bin searching for empty cans and bottles.







 >>/999379/
i've always been amazed at how much beer my body can handle, when you are a proper binge drinker (if such a thing exists) you realise that all the drinking guidelines are hopelessly wrong. i'm not saying it's safe to drink 20 beers a day for a week, but it's odd that it's possible to do so without dying. anyway iktf today lad










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