/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

Need a hayfever tablet.

Just put a coles order in and noticed Herbert Adams  pies are half price ($5) so if you like them get them before the special ends on Wednesday.

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 >>/999395/
Already got blue waffle

me mum died in the holly

 >>/999397/
Get over it, mate. Christmas was 5 months ago.

This thread sucks.

three (3) piece of original recipe, ten (10) nuggers, large chibs (extra salt), bread roll, coldslore, large solo

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/999400/
Yes please. Keep the bread roll.

 >>/999402/
already eated it

 >>/999400/
Original recipe best recipe.

 >>/999404/
Yes.

 >>/999401/
morning

Made too much bacon and leek potatoes

 >>/999407/
Add extra bacon to mine please.

 >>/999407/
what is the main course?

 >>/999381/
 >>/999386/
How?

 >>/999407/
> too much
I don't see how that is possible. Freeze the excess.

 >>/999409/
Bacon

 >>/999395/
That is a good deal

 >>/999404/
 >>/999405/
Fools

 >>/999412/
The leek is so you dont overfill

 >>/999414/
Choke on your wicked wings

 >>/999411/
Potato doesn't freeze well, it becomes like glue when you reheat it

I still have a mostly full jar of jalapenos I have to use up in 5 days, what can I cook with them neets?

 >>/999418/
Fill them with anything and bake

highly stressed, want chocolate, want ice cream ,too fat, eaten junk food today already, woe

 >>/999418/
I used to eat the pickled ones whole when I had a few beers.

mask cucks have re-appeared these last few days

 >>/999418/
slice them and put them on pixxa and tacos

AFTERNOON GOONHEADS 

Lord N+ is available for consultation. Weather is Squally. Staying in shop. Just not doing it.

 >>/999401/
Fantastic, i am going to get this properly upscaled and printed and hag it in the shop !

 >>/999424/
My BMX exploded

 >>/999424/
Hi nuro. My mate reckons the earth is flat, can I get a QRD on the zog psyops on this? Is flat earth the psyop or is it a counter psyop?
Whether it's real or not it really challenges the mainstream globohomo narrative.
Imagine we've been lied to so hard that it's actually true.
At this point I can't even believe the news or the goverment speeches. It looks like a parody of 1984

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 >>/999420/
as was said in the last thread, prescription pills are honestly better for you at this point. Unfortunately you will just likely neck the pills and keep eating as well. 

Kinda what happened with me and valium. Was meant to pop a val instead of having a drink. Now its both.

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Serious question to the neets and maybe nuro too - I'm thinking of starting a small (no employees other than me), legal, internet based business which may or may not ever make money. I'm also on welfare. Can I stay on cenno while running it? Will there be legal costs?

 >>/999428/
Can I work for you?

 >>/999428/
You can run a business that makes money with a TFN or ABN as long as it doesn't make much money it's classified as a hobby. The rules on this are a bit blurry but basically if it only makes irregular and small amounts of money it doesn't have to have taxes filed for it.

 >>/999429/
You will mop the floor and clean the toilets.

 >>/999430/
Its not grey, theres a tax free threshold.

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 >>/999428/
If you are acting a sole trader you could probably get away with it, but for whatever reason if you need to need create a legal corporate entity and get an abn / acn to get business tier pricing or show other companies you are legit cenno will flip the fuck out over that. You Not meant to have an active ABN or a be a director of a company while recieving benefits. I went through all this shit when i was out of action for a few months when i needed my elbow surgeries and wanted a to get a healthcare card to dem cheap dergs. Had to notify ASIC i was pausing trading and fill out another mountain of paper werk.

I am still wondering what in fuck your business plan might be and why you would want to tell cenno about it. 

The correct way to this is you need to ask you Employment provider to get you on the NEIS. The New Enterprise Investment Scheme. If you have a legit business idea you can apply through the NEIS (its just not box ticking you need to get busineess insurance and everything ) they will evaluate your proposal and costings. If all go well you basically get a year of dole money with no reporting and bullshit obligations to give your business idea a go. 

https://apm.net.au/job-seekers/self-employment-assistance/neis

This is also how fuckwit constantly craps on about my roughting the NDIS. Nope Never had anything to do with that shit. It was the NEIS that got me off the government teet and back on the road to financial independance.

horrendous posts. Christ.

Poor quality posts. 
Use the chillies for a salsa if they're fresh, if pickled don't worry about the use by, just add a bit of salt and lime juice to the jar.

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 >>/999437/
he needs serious help, all his posts paint an incredibly dark picture of a deranged psycho deviant lashing out after years of sexual abuse and constant mockery online .

Ebay is dead. Killed by jeets

I was talking to the 85 y.o lady next door and her son in the front yard earlier and she forgot a name and he said to her "That's your dementia" and then told me that she has vascular dementia.

He told me that right in front of her. How rude. I don't even know them well. Then she started explaining about how the blood doesn't get to her brain properly or whatever it was the doctors told her.

These people will gossip about anything. No concern for privacy. No concern for dignity.

If you get diagnosed with medical conditions NEETs don't tell anyone.

 >>/999442/
Improve your posting.

> lol
No.

 >>/999441/
She wont remember

 >>/999444/
Well bantered.

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Is being mentally exhausted all the time just laziness?

 >>/999446/
It is a symptom of mental health unwellness. Brain fog and exhaustion are not your fault NEET. It is not just "laziness".

 >>/999446/
Could be brain worms.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Gqjn9UfpFZM

 >>/999449/
I bet Saar tried to save money by doing some dodgy DIY to the engine.

 >>/999440/
eBay let itself be killed. They never tried to do anything to stop all the shitty stuff.

 >>/999450/
It's just the new Peugeot Infeuneot

 >>/999451/
nor did they even try to compete with Amaxon Prime

 >>/999448/
*wyrms

The Project Hail Mary torrent came out yesterday.

 >>/999455/
Motherbat wants to see The Sheep Detectives

 >>/999456/
I bet she enjoyed Babe.

 >>/999457/
Yes

That'll do NEET, that'll do.

 >>/999459/
LA LA LAAAA

 >>/999460/
That is my exact body type.
I was in a very similar position when the cold touch of the kitchen counter let me know my gunt was hanging below the level of my shirt.

Satan's icy grip on my apron.

 >>/999454/
Did you have sunny side up eggsies for breaksies?

 >>/999463/
better than on your appendage

 >>/999462/
Sounds like you have been promoted to the next XL

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 >>/999462/
we are body doubles neet

Does anyone know the name of the smooth polished gray plastic like material they used to make the floor out of in my high school?

 >>/999468/
linoleum?

NEETs to me when I heard this person talk I immediately thought "intellectual disability".

Do you think that is the case, or is it just the way some people in Australia talk now?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9apniVJSJM

 >>/999470/
Sounds like he was fat even as a child and his bollocks never developed

Spooky, pouring rain but nothing is showing on any of the radars.

 >>/999472/
must be stealth rain

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This fella 2 Aussie stands on a hidden stool to do his kitchen YouTube videos.

 >>/999474/
what about the snosages?

 >>/999474/
That is how you avoid the apron hitting the counter.

 >>/999475/
Still no comment. 16 of them just disappeared.

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Sour rice with eggs and tuna,soya and ginger tofu, miso soup with zucchini and noodles.

 >>/999477/
Very nice.

 >>/999477/
Lovely.

 >>/999477/
Excellent.

 >>/999464/
Yes. Fried in szalonna fat. For fried some yesterday and a lot melted out.

My clothes didn't get dry out on the line today. There was no rain but also no wind. Too still. Damp undies.

 >>/999481/
Have you tried Belzona?

 >>/999478/
Still about $5 a serve, $3 being just the fish and egg. One of those meals you make to cover all the awkward nutrients.

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Cruisey I wanna go here

 >>/999483/
No. I don't have enough stomach acid for that.

 >>/999487/
They shamed him by having him wear his mong headset.

 >>/999486/
> low melagee

 >>/999479/
 >>/999480/
Still only took 20 minutes, the rice cooker first, then the soup, then the noodle water. Asian neets just steam everything together then make instant miso.

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Have any NEETs tried this brand of energy drink?

 >>/999489/
I love my mong headset (headphones)

 >>/999490/
Many good, good ingines

Pork spare ribs used to be cheap as chips now they are $20+ a kilo.
We are living in cursed times NEETs.

 >>/999368/
Are  you the Neet who would type "buxxy bees" instead of "buzzy bees" because youre too lazy to type z with your little finger and type x with your ring finger instead?

Because thats pretty lazy even for a Neet.

 >>/999418/
If its the use by date that is your deadline then dont worry about it. If you are losing access to your kitchen in 5 days then you have bigger problems to worry about then not eating your jalapenos.

 >>/999492/
Nope. Make sure it actually has caffeine in it though. I bought something similar looking once from a servo and it turned out it just had BCAAs and vitamins and shit in it for post workout numpties.

 >>/999422/
Rolling for the end of days virus to be real this time.

 >>/999496/
Tiffo is the OG X over Z poster. He is not lazy.

 >>/999496/
no

Do any of you NEETs remember when Maggi turned all the 2 minute noodles healthy and they tasted like absolute shit and they had to change them straight back?

 >>/999424/
What do you think of bike riders who have high intensity white strobe lights on when they ride in dayligh?

 >>/999427/
Rock and Roll, NEET. Bon Scott went outside and may be some time with that combination.

 >>/999502/
or when Arnotts changed the BBQ Shapes recipe for a week and people were ready to kill

I can't eat the basic Four and Twenty frozen pies any more. I need the luxury angus range. $12.50 for the 4 pack if not on special.
Expensive pie habit.

 >>/999503/
Not Lord Nuro, but I took every reflector and safety piece of crap off my bike (they're legally required for importation and sale) and just resolved to never ride outside of sunrise and sunset.
Flashing lights on a bike during the day is ridiculous. We already know where you are because of the massive fucking hold up you're causing on the road.

Prolapsed 😔

 >>/999506/
They're dogshit now. We got a box of their party pies and snosage rolls a few weeks back and agreed the pies were vile. I didn't even comment initially, she brought it up.

 >>/999505/
I tried the new barbecue ones they were awful.

 >>/999509/
They reduce quality to cut costs but it bites them because people will stop buying them.
Even the plebs will notice.

 >>/999510/
yes
people were ready to do a luigi mangione on the arnotts ceo

 >>/999512/
And rightly so.

 >>/999476/
if they were bunnings snosages then thats the equvalent of 4 normal snosages

 >>/999492/
The added peptides give it a astringent taste. Would not reccomend.

 >>/999506/
I did buy 2 packets today only because they were also on special for $6.25 for a pack.

 >>/999492/
It's 2026, get off the energy drink jew and start buying 100 pill jars of no-doz instead.

 >>/999516/
They lure you in with the cheap price but you always regret it.

I keep telling Motherbat that I'm happy to have pie and chips or whatever for dindins, but if she wants to do that we should just get a couple of pies (or a family pie) from the bakery that day and gently reheat it for dinner. Frozen pies cannot compete.

 >>/999496/
I love a good buxxy bee

 >>/999508/
You need a stapler gun

 >>/999519/
Yeah that's the best way.

 >>/999519/
> Frozen pies cannot compete
They're all the same once you cover them in tomato sauce.

 >>/999523/
👆💯

Vili's used to do a classier type of pie - and they have the family sized ones also - but I don't know if they are as good as they used to be.

I had been pronouncing the Tyrell chip brand the same as the company in Blade Runner but apparently the chips are meant more like tirrel than ty-relle.

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 >>/999525/
> and they have the family sized ones also
Please go on...

 >>/999526/
potato potardo really

 >>/999527/
I found you could get more pie by putting four regular ones on a plate rather than one family one. So I didn't get them.

The vili's chicken pie was a favourite of mine at one time. I haven't had one in years.

Family of one

 >>/999526/
The normies who run the marketing dont understand synergy, if they did then they would latch on to those william gibson aesthetics to sell more chips.

 >>/999532/
They fumbled it.

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 >>/999531/
One for me and one for my waifu

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 >>/999534/
Me?!

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this one

 >>/999535/
Looking good neet.

Going to bed. Tomorrow is my turn to eat a pie.

 >>/999539/
Good night NEET.

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NEETs do I need to worry about this henta virus or is it another zog psyop?

Grease my monghole and treat me like Possum

 >>/999542/
> treat me like Possum
I'll bend you over and slander you mercilessly.

 >>/999539/
Goodnight, may your dreams be filled with pies of all sizes.

 >>/999541/
Hentai virus isn’t real

 >>/999546/
Looks comfy.

 >>/999547/
The IKEA lamp works well.

 >>/999549/
Well bantered.

I ran out of money. I blame the jews. I only have noodles and baked beans and two steaks now

 >>/999551/
Collect nettle and dandelions. Both are edible.

 >>/999552/
I'll collect you in a minute you fucking gypsey

 >>/999553/
Wow, rude.

 >>/999554/
Sorry, i was hangry

 >>/999552/
If that stuff even grows on their side of the planet, it would probably be poisonous.

 >>/999556/
Heh. That sounds likely.

awake again

 >>/999558/
It’s bullcrap aye

Got out of bed to shid. Police helicopter is doing laps. Unrelated.

 >>/999560/
Are you sure?

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 >>/999472/
fascinating, could it have been a small rain shower that was below the size of one pixel radar resolution? any thunder and lightning?

 >>/999561/
They flew off while I was still at it. Back in bed now.

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 >>/999567/
Why do these fat fucking retards all look the same?

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Good morning fellow chuds. Remember, we are the resistance

 >>/999569/
GM
We need a LoRa mesh network

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 >>/999562/
No, just the rain, for some reason the radars just didn't pick it up.

 >>/999572/
I like using this for rain now. It will actually let you go forward a little in time and try and predict rain patterns:
https://www.ventusky.com/radar-map#p=-34.79;138.99;7

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Good morning NEETs.

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 >>/999575/
GM

Cruisey who does the cheapest pub lunch in metro Adelaide and surrounds?

 >>/999581/
That looks good.

So far it looks like Angle Vale Tavern with $16 lunch.

 >>/999581/
corr nothing like some good schnitzel with some of that curry sauce ketchup

 >>/999580/
 >>/999583/
You deserve better than some grim northern suburbs pub meal.
Cook yourself something nice at home.

Do you NEETs use your cruise control?
I don 't know how it works and don't dare try pressing any of the buttons.

 >>/999587/
I don't use it. I wouldn't know what to do with my accelerator foot without needing to use the pedal. Also slows reaction times I suspect.

These were okay for a snack at 2 for $7.00:
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034083/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-jalapeno

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/6034076/corn-harvest-corn-chips-salsa-piri-piri

Haven't had the red box yet.

 >>/999590/
I will keep an eye out for them.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NQBlZIXu3Yg this is officially the first "20 years ago" youtube video i've come across. also weird how ricky gervais looks worse then than he does now. kind of gives hope that middle age can be not that bad

 >>/999592/
Don't like that screaming laugh thing Gervaise dooes.

 >>/999593/
For every negative thing you say about someone you should try to say one positive thing as well to balance out.

I reckon Ricky is less into political correctness than most of those types. I enjoyed his speeches at those award shows back in the day roasting those Hollywood clowns.

 >>/999546/
what Desktop windows manager is that arch distro using?

 >>/999577/
me on the drums

cruisey!

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 >>/999602/
Cruisey would never post such a threatening picture.

Yo-yo biscuits and stdout for lonch

might draw a mustache and eyeliner and a dick on my face with a permanent marker and go down the shops and be all oblivious like I'm a victim of a cruel practical joke and then wait until some QT points it out and go to pieces in front of her so she give me some sympathy

 >>/999605/
If you're lucky she might even give you a hug.

 >>/999605/
will also make it look like you have friends. smart neet

 >>/999607/
or a tug

lol house down the street had The Grout Guy there all morning
SA Water just rocked up
I'd say The Grout Guy took out more than their old grout or put in more than just their new grout, like maybe a big fuckin hole

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 >>/999602/
Good Pepe.

 >>/999611/
I like this one too.

https://www.nine.com.au/sport/athletics/news-2026-gout-gout-vegemite-partnership-sponsorship-buys-house-family-20260213-p5o264.html
Vegemite sponsoring this ebon gentleman with the unhealthy sounding name seems like a target rich environment for racists.

 >>/999614/
Time to stop eating Vegemite.

 >>/999615/
I am boycotting Cadburys too because of that bizzarre ad with the random middle aged neger being comforted over the phone by his father who hid a block of chocolate in the negers glovebox.
Negers are not products to be sold to us.

 >>/999616/
Yeah Motherbat hates that advert with ol' banjo lips. Cadbury went to shit when they adopted halal certification.

I don't think I've seen a tv advertisement in 20+ years.

 >>/999451/
They just sent me an email announcing they have abolished seller fees.

Might leave my current lifestyle and adopt a life dedicated to getting fit and chasing girls.

 >>/999620/
all the best

 >>/999580/
https://www.fastapasta.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/FPM2232_Online_Lunch_2026_4ppDL_ADL-HEY.pdf

gone bed

feel a bit thinky. gonna do some writey

 >>/999625/
Night.

 >>/999571/
She's bitteur than me.

 >>/999566/
They censored "don't" in the Epsteeen files.

 >>/999629/
He probably pointed at it and they glued a black tile over it.

 >>/999630/
It's because their shitty most advanced Anthropic ML tool censored every Don. T.

Wish I smoked, so I could give up smoking and substitute binge eating junk food instead and feel I'd improved my life.

 >>/999632/
Easy fix, start smoking and and give up by eating junk food.

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 >>/999634/
You are the smartest of neets. How do you do it?

Went out. Got eggs. Good for me.

> tfw just imagined giving up binge eating that i've never done
it's enlightenment

 >>/999621/
I stockpile tins of the cheapest sardines. I go through them too.

 >>/999638/
Which brands are ok?

 >>/999639/
I like Sea Whore sardines in tomato sauce and oil.

 >>/999543/
Riddle me with your guilt rod

 >>/999580/
Parafield Gardens has a salad bar that is better than any of their meals 
Cross keys will be 20 odd but is very good. Especially any fish. 
The one at sefton plaza is cheap. So is the one near yatala. Great north or something.

 >>/999583/
They are good. Go with a senior and get 10% off.

 >>/999587/
Yeah, on thr freeway when I need more leg room

 >>/999610/
Heh

 >>/999636/
I went to costco. Made eye contact with everyone.

 >>/999638/
How long do they really last? Not the date, I know they last longer than that.

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Goon EvilNEETs

Had an interesting day, half good, half bad, dont want to get into it. Trying to forget about it aleady.

Unwinding. Its pouring rain and i feel relaxed with the cool pitter patter. Got some thai for din dins, popped some champas, sneaking in a valium and going to try stay away from any news or twatter drama and stick to some you toob vids. 

end communicato

I farted

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 >>/999653/
my exact high school grade

 >>/999628/
Can you upload a vocaroo where you say “burger” and “cucumber” please?

I naturally eat a fartmaxxing diet

 >>/999652/
Thought I could smell something sweet.

 >>/999657/
It ain't sweet

Mix it with the relish.

I tried to get them to call me Goose but they called me mong instead.

Any of youse keeping up with the D4vd case?

 >>/999661/
> the D4vd case?
I don't know what that is.

 >>/999662/
Then you haven't been keeping up with it

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Give this new flavour a try for us Boardo.
Get it into ya.

 >>/999664/
> NZ chocolate 
Absolutely vile

 >>/999651/
Hey Nuro. 
I'm just waiting out some potential badness and camping my in-box. The weather in NEET land is always doledrums but at least there is plenty of food and all the thrills you can make for yourself. Went out on my bike to get some plastic from the tip shop. Absolute waste of time and the junk jews charge more than facebook marketplace for absolute shit. Funny how the thriving markets can get jewish after a while and start selling used spark plugs and the shit that people used before cordless tools. Gumtree is unusable now, Ebay is only good for niche finds. Havent tried slurping silver cutlery to be re-melted yet. Probably all gone now too. Bottom feeder crab people squabbling over the detritus from Atlantis, getting pounded by the rising brown tide. 

Gonna go shopping.

 >>/999664/
I been looking for an alternative to cadbury since im boycotting it.

 >>/999666/
> Bottom feeder crab people squabbling over the detritus from Atlantis, getting pounded by the rising brown tide. 
Very well put NEET. True literary flair.

 >>/999667/
Whiattaker's is well regarded for taste but is quite expensive.
Their blocks are much bigger than cadbury though. They are still the size cadbury used to be thirty years ago.

 >>/999667/
> boycotting it
I am too but for taste reasons rather than politics.

 >>/999655/
Börgör. Kjukámbör.

 >>/999671/
I just sound like Arnie reading that out loud

Windows should let you sort the folders in a directory one way, and the files another.
I want the folders in my downloads directory sorted alphabetically, and the files by date.
But no you can't do it. You can't do anything.

 >>/999673/
> the folders in a directory
the fuck is this terminology?

 >>/999674/
Its crab person talk. Atlantean data systems.

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I finished reading Ringworld and The Ringworld Engineers by Larry Niven.
The second book was another case of the mystery being better than the solution to the mystery. I did not like what he came up with.
There are two more books in the series but they were written many years later and do not have good ratings. I may come back to them later but for now I have switched to reading The Mote in God's Eye.

might get out of bed for a while

 >>/999677/
Good move NEET it will stop you from getting bedsores.

 >>/999655/
Also all neets will be required to upload a vocaroo of them farting, for flatulence verification purposes.

 >>/999664/
I rarely buy whittakers because it's expensive and never on special, I'm poor and fat. I need to invest my neetbux carefully in massive amounts of cadbury

 >>/999665/
They put sheep's milk in it.

 >>/999676/
The second book was written a decade after the first, it's not like hyperion where a single integrated story was split across two novels published a year after one another. Niven was definitely post peak by the time he wrote engineers. If you want more peak niven, try his other early novel, protector.

 >>/999669/
No. Theyre just more expensive so you think they taste better.

 >>/999672/
Lol

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Authors don't truly need to provide solutions to their mysteries to be successful - george rr martin has been stacking mystery after mystery onto his game of thrones series for the past 30 years, it's very unlikely we'll ever get answers to most of them before he dies, but he's hugely successful as a writer.