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I need to drop a turd but mummybot has a female guest over and they are both sitting on the back verandah which is where the toilet window opens out to. The washing machine is on and the spin cycle is approaching. I might try to time it like in enemy at the gates.


Found a copy of a German book titled Pfaffenspiegel (“Priests’ Mirror”), written by Otto von Corvin. Cost $0.50.
Intetesting history to it, was banned by Nazi Germany for anti Catholic sentiments. 
Would help if I could read German.
Its apparently a 1934 edition, and is near pristine. Got it from Tanunda. As much as people think that area of Best A is Kraut to the core, I think its mostly the liberal slav/south eastern Germany, not the Ubermensch types. Stocky stone mason types, not the Frankfurt/Hamburg intellectuals from early 20th century.







 >>/995136/
I read that book when I was in high school, I was interested in calvinism and theosophy as it related to teachings of the anincent Hyperboreans on Aghartha and Atlantis. I thought that it might give me clues to the fabled hollow earth of the legends. How wrong I was. It basically a manual on human categorization and how that relates to physio-behavioral psychology. Otto Von Corvin had the bright idea that he could reinterpret the reinterpretatins of the reformation, what a psued.







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 >>/995082/
thats ratehr demanding
 >>/995093/
have you know ?
 >>/995104/
nice TISM fanservice, would lose it if she was related
 >>/995107/
terrible meme
 >>/995136/
keep us posted
 >>/995149/
yeah somehow mine got enabled again after some baseband update, calls were bing diverted, took me a month to find out, fuck was angry as fuck with that shit, god i ahte voicemail

Good Afternoon NEETs, was stuck in the old thread. Lovely wather here, almost jeans time, and can put away the crocks for a few months















 >>/995163/
Corticosteroids (Prednisolone/Prednisone) aren't muscle building steroids. If anything, raising cortisol levels is the opposite of what a looksmaxxxer would want to do. Prolonged exposure can lead to Cushing's Syndrome (moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump).














 >>/995178/
That would have solved agriculture but not the situation of workers in the cities.
In fact that would have not solve agriculture in itself since Germany also suffered agri-worker shortages as well (literally Poles went to Germany to work as peasants).





 >>/995176/
I would question that the Reich did not improve housing for the folk. Allied bombing specifically targeting urban housing centers would have fucked things up, though if you kill a civilian family they dont need a house, I suppose.




Had a call from Agnes the agent. She is sending a "tradie" to tart my place up a bit. The problem is that they want to update shit that is going to require much structural and plumbing upgrades which will be a nightmare, because this place is shantycore.  Foids have no idea about housing, they cant think past waving their iphones at something and a magic tradie will do it somehow but how is beyond them. If I wanted to do those things I would basically have to make paralell structures to take the whole section of the house offline until all the inevitable problems can be worked out, probably over a week of effort. I just want to be left alone. Agnes is just bullying this poor NEET.




 >>/995184/
We have a whole thread dedicated to the Reich's economy here  >>/kc/27926/ OP based it on the work of an Anglo historian, Tooze, so have to take it a pinch of salt, but the guy used actual German sources, the data that the Reich had.
Both the thread and the book might worth a read.



Had a chink ice cream, heart palpitations are back, may have some weird chinese chemicals in them that my body is reacting too, gonna throw the rest out. They have coconut ice cream and some weird fruit called durian.








 >>/995172/
sounds like bile duct blockages, your liver dumps bile out through there into your intestines when you eat fat. But don't stop eating fat because it will make it worse! try apple cider vinegar before eating maybe in some apple / pear juice.






Cruisey we are here for you 
> More than 160,000 people to be kicked off NDIS as government overhauls eligibility test
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-22/mark-butler-ndis-overhaul-eligibility-test/106592186






























































These bad home types don't care what time it is when they take their bins out.
After midnight, everyone's asleep, lets just drag this thing all over the street in the slowest and noisiest way possible. Banging and scraping, who cares.






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Good Morning NEETs. Had to get up after I went to bed to take the stupid bin out. I'm sure I woke the whole street up. Stumbling and wobbling all over the place, nearly tipped it a couple times but its out and waiting for the truck at least.




















































Rooted the jap. 350$ in
Spoke a bit of japanese with her and accidentally wore my weaboo hoodie she noticed and she said she recognized it.
She said my dick was big and it hurt her. Disappointed but had a blast on her.
Sex with prostitutes is disappointing and empty. Going to make a real effort to get a real GF later
audibly kek'd when she said "i no chinese, i no lie, i japanese we no lie"



























I have played Far Cry 3 and 4 to death, but have never been able to play 5 to completion. I've tried twice and stopped both times. I am now redownloading it. I am getting 25 mb/s which is astounding to me. I used to consider 5 mb/s to be good. I gave 6 a go and was disgusted. 2 is solid but grindy. I've never played 1.



















 >>/995330/
Just because you dropped over a weeks rent on this slope, doesnt make your gooning session sophisticated. I'd argue that your degenerate self pollution has ratcheted up a couple notches. Good luck getting your dignity back now.









went out the bush and found a good new ground where there are doxens of felled spars already seasoned all for me just for the effort of cutting and landing them on the road a little way from this moss covered pipeline in a hollow in the bush that was buxxing and popping and arcing into the ground in a spooky way so i left it and might not report it either but i ended up getting a nice thin spar that went just nice under the saggy bit on the car port and i screwed it into place and even got to stash the telephone pole up under the verandah before it got darg and i went in to have a bath and corn with chick peas for tea so i feel both tired and like im winning














 >>/995392/
> #1
In Catch 222 there's a scene where they drive somewhere drunk, and Chief White Halfoat claims he can drive better at night in rainy weather with lights off.
> Speeka workslop factory
Tina getting eclectic with music genres and styles.












































































On April 23, 2026, the Federal Court of Australia dismissed the enforcement proceedings brought by the Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC) against Nuix Limited and its former directors. 

The Allegations: ASIC accused Nuix of failing to comply with continuous disclosure obligations and making misleading statements to the market in early 2021 regarding its financial performance.
Key Issues: ASIC alleged that following its December 2020 listing, Nuix knew its Half Year 2021 Annualised Contract Value (ACV) would be significantly lower than forecasts in its prospectus but failed to report this immediately.
Directors Involved: ASIC pursued former directors for failing to take reasonable steps to prevent misleading statements.
The Context: The suit followed a drastic share price fall in early 2021 after disappointing half-year results were released. 

Court Ruling
Dismissal: Justice Scott Goodman dismissed ASIC's entire case.
Reasoning: The judge ruled that ASIC failed to prove there was a quantifiable profit expectation in the market that Nuix knew it wouldn't meet. The court was not satisfied that Nuix lacked reasonable grounds for its forecast reaffirmation on February 26, 2021.
Costs: ASIC was ordered to pay Nuix's legal costs.


This genuinely pisses me off. Will make it less likely for ASIC to call cunts out.






 >>/995481/
ASIC registration is yearly, they oversee compliance standards within Australian industry. They accused this company of not making their forecasts transparent, which they did and lost shareholders capital. 
ASIC should be free to accuse and investigate any company, but this sets a precedent that an investigation can result in the regulator being sued if it comes back clear (like this case with a mong judge). 
Itd be like sueing the cops for doing a bretho that you didnt get pinged on. Its their job.



remember watching a documentary about australian soldiers in east timor and basically the were so afraid to engage the enemy (indonesians?) that there was no point in them being there. i think the indonesians burned down a catholic church or something with people inside and there was nothing they could do. i hate indonesia tbh, the dutch should've fought harder to keep it


https://www.theaustraliatoday.com.au/failed-to-act-lawfully-honestly-and-made-false-misleading-statements-omara-cancels-jujhar-bajwas-registration-for-five-years/

In March, Assistant Minister Julian Hill said 61 registered migration agents had been sanctioned since 2021-22, including 14 in this financial year alone, as part of a strengthened regulatory push backed by a threefold increase in staffing. The government also introduced new legislative instruments from 1 April 2026, including mandatory annual training on ethical standards and the Code of Conduct, tighter continuing professional development rules, and other updates aimed at lifting standards across the profession.

Hill said the government’s crackdown was “showing results” and warned that agents engaging in wrongdoing would be caught. OMARA says it regulates more than 5,400 registered migration agents nationwide and that only registered migration agents and Australian legal practitioners can lawfully be paid for immigration assistance in Australia.

















> Nationalist activist Jacob Hersant has urged patriotic Australians to boo any "welcome to country" ceremonies performed at Anzac Day dawn services.
> "They have politicised a national day and made it about antiwhite aboriginal grievance politics"

also

> Ben Roberts-Smith is set to join Anzac Day events amid ongoing legal proceedings

Could be an Anzac Day to remember.





























Smashed etho last night, she wants more tonight. Not sure I want to. Feel obliged. Like not eating a meal my nan cooked me.
It doesnt matter if I'm full, there's starving kids in Africa.




























































 >>/995582/
Best in Hell
Yes, it's based on the battle of Popasna in 2022 April-May.
Yes the war changed and still changing. Right now it seems they do this:
Russians pound a position with arty, fabs, drones, whatnot
When it looks clear they try to move the foot in.
Ukrainians trying to prevent the Russian foot moving in with drones.
Russians try to move the weight (arty, drones, AA, EW whatnot) forward so they can protect the foot.
Rinse repeat.





 >>/995595/
The ukrainians were showing off ground based gun platforms they used in assaults recently. Garand Thumb interviews returnees who say that door kicking  assaults are rare these days. Its all about camping front line positions and soaking up drone dropped grenades and mines.














Today I had: 
- Aldi turkish bread with 3 fried eggs for brekky
- 2x aldi meusli bars and a milky way for smoko
- White rice and 2 beef kofta/kebab things for lunch 

The lunch absolutely nuked me. Was almost falling asleep while scanning items in the aisles at work. Don't know why I'd carb crash that hard though. I'm gonna try eating more potatoes to see if its the rice itself











 >>/995621/
> What the $750 Centrelink Bonus Is All About


> This is not another routine indexation rise. The Department of Social Services (DSS) has clarified that the $750 October payment is a standalone cash bonus, separate from regular welfare adjustments. The move comes as inflation continues to weigh on family budgets, with prices for essentials like rent, power, and groceries soaring far faster than most incomes.

> Fake information about Centrelink payments
>  >There are unofficial websites and social media accounts online sharing fake information about Centrelink payments that aren’t real or no longer available.
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/fake-information-about-centrelink-payments


 >>/995618/
 >>/995622/
I don't think theres anything wrong with carbs. If anything I suspect the failure of the lunch was that I didn't have enough carbs before it so I spiked hard. Usually this doesn't happen but usually I have more carbs at smoko. I think I'll try to normalise on a larger smoko and potatoes at lunch for the lower GI. I might also try to lay off the caffeine pills a bit. Low carb high protein isn't the solution to the post-lunch crash in my experience, thats just big cortisol propaganda. I need more fruit and honey but I am broke until Tuesday. I wanna turn my gut into a human blast furnace





 >>/995628/
your blood sugar spiked after the starch dump and your insulin couldnt catch up so your energy crashed. Also you are eating shitty burned meat which has to be digested and takes energy. dont mix concentrated protien with carbs especially starch. also learn what starch is, you dont seem to have a good grasp on that.













 >>/995633/
> also learn what starch is, you dont seem to have a good grasp on that.
Yes you're right but in this instance I did actually thoroughly wash the rice just as an experiment. Whats the significance of the browning of meat here?


 >>/995646/
cooking meat, eggs, your intestines need to undo that cooking to absorb it. Meat tends to putrify in your bowel and all the stuff you can absorb gets absorbed straight away, the rest turns into toxins by the same process as digestion. Meat just isnt good for your long term health.





Fuck I just wanna get on the meff and have a few RX7900s crank out some ripper porn via z-image-turbo 24/7. All impossible because of the misso. The single NEET life ALLUDES ME right now. Instead I have to take turns doing the dishes and make sure I feed the cat like a fucking slave, this is so shit boys I wish I was single and unemployed





















Etho got some hard fuck. 
I got to choose what she had to wear.
Spoke with her on drive home, think she broke up with me. 
Said I'd talk to her later. 
Big cum on her bumhole.
Grabbed her wind pipe pretty hard while fucking her mouth.


























Good morning NEETs.
Disturbing dreams woke me up. I was having a wholesome dream about Star Trek The Next Generation and somehow it morphed into me being at my old house and a stream of gypsies (20 or 30 of them) were going through my backyard and trying to get inside my house.


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> FBI Director Kash Patel vows to sue The Atlantic over alcohol abuse claims 
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/19/kash-patel-atlantic-lawsuit-alcohol.html

> Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking 
>  >FBI Director Kash Patel was twice arrested in incidents involving alcohol, once for public intoxication and once for public urination after leaving a bar, he admitted in a 2005 letter about disclosures on his Florida Bar application.
https://theintercept.com/2026/04/24/kash-patel-arrest-alcohol-drinking/














 >>/995718/
it's a more serious problem than many know. when vegans have kids and don't give their kids meat it utterly obliterates their development, a serious form of lifelong lasting abuse that isn't dealt with properly. sorry for the gloomy post but it gets me seething



 >>/995720/
This is true I read it somewhere. Vegans are all mental defectives because they dont get any protien.

Anyone in society could be a vegan, which is very scary. You could be talking to a vegan and not know it. The thought of acidentally interacting with one makes my skin craw. They are ontologically evil, only meat eaters can be trusted.

 >>/995721/
I've only read the first 2, not going to touch the rest. It's interesting how so many writers go downhill. It's not a universal thing - george martin and jk rowling managed to write lots of good follow up books. Maybe that's why george refuses to finish winds of winter - he can tell he's lost it, doesn't want to be one of those writers who put out awful sequels in their old age.



















































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Lovely sunny day, had a look at the fiberglassing i did yesterday and its okay. The finish is tacky and soft and I might need to put a specialist coating on it $$$. still got 3/8 of a personal pixxa left over. What's the moofie tonight?






been watching auld top gear clips on youtube. i believe this officially makes me old, i remember when mumberg used to watch clips of old tv shows on tv and never thought i'd become that


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> Mountain pygmy possums are found in the Snowy Mountains, but climate change is threatening their habitat
>  They breed quite readily if you give them the right opportunities.
Now we know why Possum no longer has the time to post.


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I want to watch "Australia's Funniest Home Videos" again and laugh and laugh at the replays of dads getting hit in the balls with balls with zany sound effects. American cop cam shootings these days had nothing on that show.

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A limp-wristed yellow Sky Jews talking head tried to get Vice Admiral Justin Jones to denounce the booing of the welcome to country at today's ANZAC service.
> "One of the things that we in the defence force are defending is our democracy and freedom of expression."



















Just had a call from the nurse. She has a voice like honey. She said she talks about me to the other nurses and my high caffeine intake and then she literally moaned. I laughed and said that's not appropriate. I actually had a hard on from listening to her voice.
I told her if only you were younger and single. She said thank you.

















Notice the news frame all their questions and stories very carefully when talking to veterans? They don't want to have a situation like that British bloke last year who said it wasn't worth fighting WW2 on live TV again.





 >>/995826/
For a couple of months now just about every video buffers for about 10 seconds at the beginning. Just enough to be uncomfortable. Apparently they are manipulating network traffic to do it when they encounter a "non-compliant" browser.













 >>/995834/
Yesno. The movie is up in the stash, streaming it from there.
There's always some pre-show stream. Usually american hobo from youtube. Now I'm looking for alternatives. Ofc there is no american hobo anywhere else, but I thought I could add some anzac stuff today.































went up the bush and got the stump out to the road by flipping it up the hill end over end like its trendy power PT you see keen normies doing you know like hitting a tyre with a sledge hammer and stuff like i had stuff on my mind but i just worked hard in the fresh air and its gonna be great like this maul i want to cut out of the stump after i wash the sand and rocks out of the roots so i dont wreck my chainsaw even though it will probably take three or four goes sharpening it between tries is what im thinking its gonna end up happening but i never done it before so yay adventure like i am gonna adventure with teh canoe i also had a bit of a go on before deciding it was getting late and i went up the aforementioned bush but now its tea time and i got chippos and broccoli and leftovers but no ice cream which would be nice because i havent had any for six months just to be tough on myself like what some of you ought to do






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 >>/995846/
> We have become boong worshippers.
TIL the boong credited with the boong flag plagiarised the design from a Cuban painting. He just so happened to be studying foreign art in the years before.
Same way some Dutch travellers introduced dot paintings to them back in the day.
Never had an original thought.
















Have to agree with imiss, it was meh. Just not a good quality overall. I think they tried to make a historical event into a personalized experience and failed. I think characters were too shallow to make them sympathetic. I dunno.
Horses were nice.














It highlighted that the turks were incompetent and cowardly and if the aussies had faced naxis then the attack would have been another military disaster to sook over for the next hundered years.




 >>/995911/
I don't think the Ottoman troops were cowardly. I think most of the soldiers had little reason to be enthusiastic about serving so they didn't give much fucks.
The Ottos was a dying empire, ineffective, and yes, incompetent, riddled with corruption.

 >>/995913/
Night fella.












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 >>/995918/
She's hardly even 6/10, people just think she's hot because she's cast alongside trannies and hideous negresses like zendawhatever. Hollywood starlets have gotten far less hot than what they were like 20 years ago when we had angelina jolie and lindsay lohan
































 >>/995961/
Avoid soap it will dry it out and is wrong pH. Cetaphil gentle skin cleanser is ideal for need peckers. Can be used without water if you need to clean up some left over slpooge if you dont want to have a full shower.

If your NEET pecker is crusty you can always exfoliate with plain cheap baking soda. Does wonders neutralising the horrors that might be hiding in a NEET bumcrack too. 

You are welcome.
















No, baking soda does not directly react with yeast, as they work through entirely different mechanisms—chemical versus biological. However, they can be used together in recipes, where the yeast provides a slow rise and flavor, while the baking soda acts quickly to increase lift and tenderness.


 >>/995963/
Got there at 09:10AM in the morning. There were very few people there. Stunning girl helped me find the lamp I was after in the lighting section. Just had hot chips and coffee at the Largs Bay kiosk. All the earlier kiosks and cafes were full of the look at me lycra sluts and cycling fags.





As in it takes me to a 404 page.

Is it because of these changes
> Board owners/volunteers: use the authenticated staff thread view for bans, IP/range info, thread settings, transfer, and spoil tools. This public thread page is shared with all visitors and caches, so the controls below are only delete/report



































































 >>/996068/
Legend. Very nice. Would you let me make a module to extend the mod tools? I would like to be able to whitelist certain IP's so BO can disable the need for captcha for verified good NEETS.
Also filling out two captchas to delete and then ban sucks. Shiban said it's better to prevent accidental bans but he's wrong when we have to ban igay 15 times a day.

 >>/996070/
Ah just read this one. I'll check out the repo but I've never used one before. But basically if you don't want the module there's no point in me making it anyway so i'd rather ask first.





















 >>/996089/
yeah I'll be blocked as well, they've been talking about it for a while so I have been getting used to going to other sites like whirlpool and blu-ray, I'll just start posting there more.

 >>/996090/
Post your proof, and you will be able to destroy a billion dollar industry overnight
here are I'll give you a start
https://vpnpro.com/blog/hidden-vpn-owners-unveiled-97-vpns-23-companies/
https://embed.kumu.io/9ced55e897e74fd807be51990b26b415#vpn-company-relationships
































Though I might top the oil up in the tranny because it was leaking out and when I undid the plug it all pissed out. Not gonna put more in, I think the level is probably fine because the pan is level (I checked with the scope). Oil everywhere, had to chuck the disposible overalls in the wash. Having a cup of tea then I will go and do something nice.













 >>/996142/
Implemented. The captcha exemption form now accepts either:

a real IPv4/IPv6 address, or
the 48-character board IP hash BOs/BVs see in the mod thread page.
Backend changes:

Hash input is detected with /^[0-9a-f]{48}$/i.
Hash exemptions are stored as ipHash.
Posting checks now recompute the incoming poster’s board-scoped hash and match it against ipHash.
Existing exact-IP exemptions still work.
UI changes:

Form copy now says “IP or displayed IP hash”.
Placeholder mentions the 48-char hash.
Exemption list shows IP / hash so hash-only rows make sense.
No linter issues reported. Restart needed for the backend changes.











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