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lads is there anything that can be done to address 2 day hangovers and the associated nights of rough sleep and overall mental health decline? i used to love binge drinking and shitposting but i'm not sure i can do it anymore if it takes a week to bounce back. do i need to let my liver heal up or something?










> Number of Neets in UK could hit 1.25m by early 2030s
The UK NEETs are going to need more imageboards.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/may/27/neets-could-hit-125m-by-early-2030s-milburn-review-young-people-employment-uk






























found a new laundromat to wash my sheets in, this one doesn't have dead insects everywhere like the old one, even has a sign telling people not to wash animal bedding there. Pure class.




 >>/1002606/
A Trusty Milk Bottle Tale:

- be living in a tent at a campground
- every fucking caravaner has their dogs off-leash, and the furry cunts piss against the trees near my tent
- I save up 2 litres of wee and pour it on the surrounding trees
- no more dogs pissing near me. yay.
































































> Red oil is defined as a substance of varying composition formed when an organic solution, typically tri-n-butyl phosphate (TBP, an agent used for extracting heavy metals in nuclear reprocessing plants) and its diluent, comes in contact with concentrated nitric acid at a temperature above 120 °C. 
Ah I see.
Must be acquired taste.















Two bad home night bicycle riders met in the street outside and exchanged news.
Lots of yelling to each other before they came closer together to chat in more civilised tones.
The gist of the conversation was that funds were low, bills were due and they needed to go buy food.
The struggle is real.


They were good grapes. Nice and sweet. No bitterness in the skin.
Grapes are a bit of a lottery. I do not have the confidence to try one in the store before putting them in the trolley. I was taught it was stealing.
I bet Cruisey just shoves a whole handful in his gob.












I have finished Jujutsu Kaisen season 3.
I am now watching Star Wars: Maul Shadow Lord cartoon.
I would not normally be interested in a Star Wars cartoon but it got very good imdb ratings so I will take a look.





























 >>/1002730/
I dont miss that retard and his cringe posts about building a boat thats going nowhere. He can be happy by himself with his hoard of cheap sardines, LARPing as a bushwalker and eating his shitty vegan stodge. Sick of his stupid blog posts. I hope he doesnt come back.















Did a big shop. Spent more than I wanted but I am stocked for the next few days. Sardines, walnuts, jalapenos on pan fried olive bread for breakfast. Then gonna make burritos with scrambled eggs and black beans for lunch, will try freezing one of them, see how that works.



> An Indian man, 35, has been charged after he allegedly travelled to India with his wife so she could give birth there, then flew back to Australia without her, cancelled her visa, and blocked her number.
based?

































Had to find an employee at Bunnings to cut me one metre of earth cable, as you are no longer provided a metre rule and pliers to do that yourself. When I asked why there were no spade connectors in the electrical aisle he asked me what those were 🙄 He wasn’t young either. Just ignorant.









































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Goon Afternoon NEETiepoopsicles. 

Your saviour withe the flavour
The ace of the based
The Nuro with the cool-o
Has arrived with his rhythm and jive
You can feel it comming in the Air…….

 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH 







































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Did a bit on the boat after I knocked off, I basically finished one side with this cloth tape over the last bit of the join where its not reinforced on one side, I have to do the other side then think about putting more in on the inside then painting it, its such a long project it seems like its going nowhere. When I finished that I went in the bush, now I am thinking I should literally start larping as a bushwalker because when im on the fringes like the track i was working on, if i look like a bushwalker then cunts dont think twice about me. If I look like normal then they think im up to somehting. Might start buyiing straight shit off gumtree or something. I hacked a hole in this dyke that was holding back a lot of water along the track. Normaly i would leave it because it discourages casuals in cars but I have to walk through it. It all rushed out and the big pond drained while i checked out some other shit i needed to check out. 

Having a vege lasagna that I prepared earlier, its a bit stodgy but I put oyster sauce and sumac and its okay.

















































 >>/1002934/
That wasn't me. But I do happen to be gooning as well. First goon in 23 days. 2 bottles of mcguigan black label. Worked for the first time in ages tonight, a random warehouse for a random agency. Hangin out with the Arabs in Broadmeadows. Now trying the Grok CLI. The best I've used I'd say.


































































 >>/1003015/
SILENCE! Who are you to criticise the displeasure of the Executive? You cant begin to fathom the stress of having to make lordly decrees and decisions all the time.  The exec is an aristocrat and a man of action, you are a skelly, a normie and a sheep.

















I suffer from a bit of tourettes, sometimes when I'm by myself and thinking about how stupid I've been I'll involuntary shout "I hate you!" at myself. Today I was walking along, lost in my own autistic thoughts and yelled "I hate you" in anger at myself. I looked over and on the opposite side of the road there was an ultraorthodox jew, full hat and beard and coat, he was looking at me and obviously thought my outburst was directed at him. He then hurried away. I expect this incident will be reported to the police and appear on the media later today as anti-semetism.

 >>/1002973/
Looks flexible.

 >>/1002984/
Kek.

 >>/1002987/
NinjaNEET trained him.

 >>/1003000/
Thanks Breazzy.

 >>/1003003/
Jews were on the bottom of the list because Anglos wanted the Jews to emigrate to Palestine/British Mandate.
Also imagine how wonderful Australia were today if they started to import pajeets back then. Marvelous.

 >>/1003012/
> waddle
> 1. A form of walking, popular among ducks attempting to buy grapes from lemonade stands.
> 2. Walking like a duck, with short steps and a clumsy swaying motion.
600 meters?

 >>/1003018/
They are at AA radar unit.

 >>/1003021/
Perhaps it's Balsamic Vinegar.

 >>/1003027/
Looks a bit warm.
















 >>/1003034/
We have recieved a request from central command to investigate, yes. As the NEET liason officer I can forward your statement to the anti semetic strike force for them to look at. You did hurt the jewish gentleman's feelings and he has already applied for compensation.

















i'm ok with the non existant penis named clit, which doesnt seem to have a function, it just is a necessity that remains when penis genes arent expressed in development, it cant disappear completely altough it is useless

it doesnt get in the way and causes no harm

what is more concerning is vagina itself

its barely an inch away from agnus

it may tear in birth because its too close to agnus

pissy hole could have been inside a clit, like it does for penises thus moving it upwards

this would have given more room to separate vagina further away from anal, by another inch

pelvis region could also have more depth in women but it only has more width compared to men, depth is still the same, for no reason

some people could argue that babies have big heads but so what, elephant babies are big too adn they come out just fine from an elephant

human female is one of the bad designs but not the worst offender





























Made some friends from china and surprising learnt they aren’t all crazy. In fact these ones are all educated and reasonable. They told me china has been lied about in western media quite a lot. They had similar understanding to me about things which is very surprising because most people i meet don’t know much at all and are asleep






























 >>/1003129/
Food is scarce this time of year, the birds are fighting over territory because they're hungry. 
Neet has a kilo of cooking bacon, enough for all the birds, but the kurrawongs are too nasty to come and eat bacon with all the civilised birds, they just sit in the tree being hungry and nasty.




















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If you were able to walk down to my cellar I would be able to aid your digestion with some refreshing Pilsner or other bitter beer. I suggest you could summon a coachman to convey you here, as long as that doesnt deplete your wealth enough to purchase the cure for both your ails. A caring 2.5% discount on any long necked bottle of beer screw caps only, because I want you to be at your best, always.








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Went to Noosa a few days ago and the cloud came in  a winter lay westerly was blowing did not have any jeans in the van and froze my balls off

Today same chilly westerly blowing but full sun today and I  wearing jeans because of the other day and now my balls are sweating. Balmy. REeeeeeeeee.







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I do they just happened to be in the washing machine at the time
 >>/1003161/
> if you accidentally poo yourself
Speaking from experience are we ? 
 >>/1003162/
BASADO! Aaaaand BIRTHDAYO!
 >>/1003163/
You will never catch me wearing traky daks ever (not durable enough
 >>/1003164/
Are you a homosexual or something ? 
 >>/1003165/
I actually bunny hopped over them. True story on God.


















 >>/1003181/
Put in $10 more than the current top bid. Then when you get to 30 minutes out, have it open in a couple of tabs with your max bid ready to go.
They have bots now, so it's not uncommon to have some cunt snipe the high bid with 20 microseconds left to go









 >>/1003187/
Raspberry tarts, BBQ Shapes, choc-chip pancake mix, hot chogolate, chiggen noodle soup, ballsack vinegar lite shapes (yuck), two cans mondster (peach not blue, she wouldn't let me get blue)
ate party mix, toblerone, turkish delight



































Found these graphics cards on auction. they are like a 3090 and there is two lots of two going for like 80$ right now. i think as power full as a 3090 24gb which is worth about 1000$

https://www.allbids.com.au/c/computers-it/video-graphics-cards/nvidia-tesla-k80-24gb-gddr5-graphics-card-1659425























 >>/1003246/
yeah maybe i could have swam it but I would have ended up downstream and maybe lost gear. The usual log was too dangerous and then i still would have had to come back, probably in the dark. Its a specialist LARP to mess around with swollen creeks, I will think about it.































Welp another day over, gonna go to bed and wait for another week of packages. Just bought a new mini computer off ebay, used ebaysniper app to lowball this auction. Dunno what im gonna do with it tho, probably just throw it on the pile of unstarted projects. Good Night NEETs.












Yesterday made ricin beans, enough to cover lunch today. Chucked it into the micro to heat it up, but it smoked out its soul. So used a pan with a bit of water under it. This new this I'll sell to NASA in tubes.

 >>/1003297/
You'd look weird, NEET.








In Revenge of the Sith Yoda and Obi Wan should have both gone to fight Anakin, and then both come back to fight Palpatine together.
It was a mistake to split up and take on such powerful enemies alone.
















Yoda, the revered Jedi Master, had a surprisingly varied diet, influenced by his location and circumstances. On Dagobah, his staple food was rootleaf stew, supplemented by items like yarum seeds, mushroom spores, galla seeds, and sohli bark. Later in his life, due to the harsh realities of his exile, he may have occasionally supplemented his plant-based diet with small creatures found in the Dagobah swamps. Though Yoda’s species is considered carnivorous, Yoda himself seemed to lean towards vegetarianism.
https://enviroliteracy.org/animals/what-did-yoda-eat/

He ate mushroom spores but not the fruiting body.

> Yoda embodies a sustainable lifestyle. The planet Dagobah is filled with natural elements, making it an ideal location for an eco-conscious diet. For more information on sustainability and environmental awareness,
Kek. It's not like he could import beef from Australia.



































 >>/1003356/
As a race they are particularly suitable for box sorting tasks. Just like the African bantu negro were suitable for heavy agricultural work like cane cutting or cotton picking. Henry Ford had a interesting data table on the topic and he put jews only fit for oily work.


















DISASTER
Karen had fucked me off. She is going to part time and doesnt have time to call me anymore. Ken is gonna be my WSP mentor. This is because that NEET wrecked my post magik. Youre all responsible.























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A 32 year old man had his mother, Pam, became his power of attorney to make decisions for him in a custody dispute for his child. The woman in this video is part of his legal team and his mother keeps sending multiple emails each day. I fear we could lose Pam soon.


























 >>/1003420/
before or after the Chabad false flag

wish i could i do a poll on this site. 

ok NEETs which minority are they going to do another false flag mass shooting on and blame the attack on one nation ?

< JEETs
< JEWS
< Christians 
< Chinese 

 ?????? 































"Crispy Aromatic Duck" is one of my nicknames.
The boys on the building site shorten it to CAD or Caddo.
I got sexually assaulted during an initiation hazing incident but shrugged it off. It was just banter.







just remembered i used to sleep walk and thats why my mate took the door knob off his door because i used to walk around like an evil retard with my eyes half open or whatever. 
he told me i opened every cupboard and the fridge until i found a knife and then walked around with it.
one night i woke up in his sisters room with my dick in my hand because i had been sleep masturbating i guess.
literally a stones throw away from being a were rapist

another time i woke up in the middle of the night after being asleep on someones nature strip

actually i think i have memories from having a split personality but i dont know if they're real. shit like sleep walking makes me think mkultra or monarch was real and used on people.






























had some snosages and macaroni, thought it would make me sleepy, unfortunately less sleepy now. Will lie down and try and nap anyway, if it doesn't work I'll get up and do some housework







> US politics, Iran war live updates: Trump reportedly explodes at Netanyahu in expletive-laden phone call
> “You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me.”
> “I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.”
Wonder when the 4th attempt will happen..
























 >>/1003524/
Nescafe gold. I used to have a coffee machine I was given for free but it was too much effort and the taste of it wasn't very special. I have a bit of the 'tism for food and drink. Once I find the brand I like I never change it.















might start an online grocery store for authentic aboriginal cuisine.
> Boong brand witichy grubs 25$ each. Premium abbo picked authentic & genuine bush tucka
> Free shipping to other niggers










































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