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What does BLYAT mean?

How do you smoke Crocodile?

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RUSSIA BEST

> no link to previous thread
One would think you do this the first time.

 >>/1003602/
I even bloody said to make the thread properly ffs

 >>/1003603/ THE OLD THRED
 >>/1003603/ THE OLD THRED
 >>/1003603/ THE OLD THRED
 >>/1003603/ THE OLD THRED

 >>/1003611/
So the Russian jets have a compatible hook/arrester system and also can just land whenever they like on an enemy carrier without clearance?

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benis

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 >>/1003598/
Cruisey is thriving in the durg den.

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How?

 >>/1003609/
Outlook is not good for Cruisey over there.

gm neetbros

 >>/1003633/
GMN.

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Good morning.

 >>/1003632/
Shut ur fkn hole

 >>/1003635/
GMN.

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Time for a morning waddle.

 >>/1003638/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1003638/
Stay vigilant out there NEET. Constant head movement. The full 360.

$3.42 left for Woolies.
Decided on:
1.25l cola $1.15
oreos $1.60
1 chuppa chup $0.65
total: $3.40

 >>/1003641/
Do you have adequate stocks in the kitchen cupboards?
I do not want you going hungry.

 >>/1003642/
I will be okay, thank you.

 >>/1003643/
Next pay day stock up on cheap 2 minute noodles. The Aldi ones are $2 for a 5 pack. Beef flavour is good.

 >>/1003644/
I have 6 packets of Indomie hot & spicy, 2 packets of original, 5 packets of BBQ chicken flavour, and 3 packets f their chicken soup one.
I will be at Motherbat's Friday morning, returning Tuesday, so I will get a few more basics to bring back.

 >>/1003645/
Put a few extras in the trolley at the Saturday shop. She will not mind.

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Good Morning NEETs. Gonna get into it in a minute.

 >>/1003647/
Good morning NEET.
Quite a clever meme.

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 >>/1003648/
I am a clever NEET. Please explain what it means and I will test you on your answer. Join the cleverNEET movement.

 >>/1003649/
I came, I saw, I conquored re-ordered so he came last

 >>/1003647/
GMN.

 >>/1003651/
kek

 >>/1003650/
mostly correct, I will grant you provisional membership in the cleverNEET fraternity.

not enjoying snosages as much these days, used to have them for breakfast every morning

are any neets into the liminal spaces meme?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aUuWobg_R0Q

 >>/1003658/
This is a Baby Yoda board.

 >>/1003655/
Me third inline.

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 >>/1003658/
Shiban should screen this on cytube as soon as the torrent drops.

 >>/1003661/
based fingols, greatest of all the non-white countries

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Might research teh truth about mycenaean dna

 >>/1003662/
I want to go blast a moose/elk and eat it with some fingol bros

 >>/1003655/
When I was living in the Illawarra there was a spate of kids dropping rocks on cars from overpasses, a bit of a fad I suppose. You never hear about that these days.

 >>/1003665/
They caged in all of the overpasses here after somebody got killed that way.

 >>/1003665/
boongs?

 >>/1003666/
our generation had big boy fads, not like this tiktok nonsense.

 >>/1003666/
Some kid here chucked a bottle off a multi story car park and hit an old lady in the head.

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had my morning nap, ready to start the day

 >>/1003669/
lol based

 >>/1003670/
Good to see you're having a nice healthy breakky.

might do some workforce reporting a few days early so it doesn't cloud my weekend

 >>/1003674/
Smart plan.

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I deserve more chocolate.

might start smoking, give it up straight away and tell everyone how I finally beat the demon habit. Gonna get so many pats on the back and I can dunk on the NEETs with shitty will power.

 >>/1003676/
lol

 >>/1003641/
every time this happens to me I go on uber eats and search for all the stuff I'm going to binge on when I finally get my dole money

 >>/1003677/
yes you do.

Hunting around my flat for 5 cent pieces so I can buy another bar of chocolate from the local milk bar. I thank the almighty for making me an autistic retard with no sense of shame or appreciation of how others see me as I waddle into the shop, drag my morbidly obese form up to the counter and count out a pile of 5 cent coins so I can feed my chocolate addiction.

 >>/1003682/
You should beg outside the shop. Tell passers by that you havent had chocolate for hours and will go into withdrawals if they dont give you their small change.

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 >>/1003682/
God is great and wise. He would never give you a challenge without the courage and wisdom to overcome it.

I like to do the ABC News quizzes while I’m taking a gigantic shit.

 >>/1003686/
I know Bert Flodden, he always was a clumsy spastic. God knows what he was doing handling dangerous chemicals.

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Now I feel like a Sherbert.

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 >>/1003688/
Lol, You dont look like a Sherbert. Perhaps you're psychotic, we'd better trial some medications and see if we cant manage your hallucinations.

gonna chuck it in for the day

It's Olive's birthday next week. Maybe she will make a video.

episode 2 was sad

 >>/1003692/
episode 2 of what ?

 >>/1003693/
rick and morty

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This season has been better than the last couple so far.

Weber it is bin day tomorrow.

 >>/1003697/
thank you
-t not weber

cruisey still has my real identity

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 >>/1003677/
You've earned it!

 >>/1003682/
Keep us updated. I enjoyed this story.

 >>/1003612/
No. They don't need any of that. The Russian and Chinese pilots are so rad they can just put any planes even on a helipad and intimidate all those hispanonegrid trannies with their chadness.

 >>/1003689/
Oh Dr Zogbot!

 >>/1003690/
Chux it well.

 >>/1003694/
That episode was an improvement from the first.

 >>/1003699/
If he needs it, he will use it. What's the problem?

 >>/1003691/
No doubt.

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This is how I imagine Monk as he gets older

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He will deliver 🙏

Cruisey I wanna learn python
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xFu4YrHEjsk

Bad home day, durgs day.

 >>/1003713/
I think Durg would be pretty, if we got to know him more.

 >>/1003714/
*pretty chill
#Mong

 >>/1003715/
Durg was pretty chill but his shit was fucked.

 >>/1003712/
You picked a good time, just when everyone else is leaving programming due to AI.

Durg is walking down the middle of the road with no shoes. Durg has no idea what he's doing right now

 >>/1003717/
Thank you ❤️

 >>/1003718/
He's thriving.

 >>/1003710/
He'll become American?

 >>/1003721/
He will become more based with age, like our Silver Fox, Nuro.

The quick silver fox whizzes past a Queensland e-bike rider fixing modern black zinc jacks by the fuzzy creek.

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Cruisey I wanna these nuggets

might smoke WEED

 >>/1003725/
Cruisey? Yes!

 >>/1003728/
that music is rather nice

 >>/1003728/
I agree with  >>/1003729/

Going to do a mankind project weekend training in two weeks

 >>/1003731/
Cruisey I wanna do this training too

 >>/1003729/
It's very relaxing.

 >>/1003731/
You'll be the top of the class.

 >>/1003731/
> Men from all backgrounds do the NWTA—gay, bi, straight, non-binary, trans.
> All ages, races, beliefs and walks of life
ick

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They're not SJW's it's just a cult for sick cunts like me and cruisey

> pic unrelated, a retarded cat meme

 >>/1003732/
You have remedial ninjutsu classes that weekend neet. You can't do both.

 >>/1003728/
Note those ridiculous arrows. It's specifically used for war. They have normal arrows they use to hunt, to get food, with those arrows they can actually hit the target. On the other hand these war arrows weren't designed for that, it's for posing.

 >>/1003737/
lol

Took the bins out and checked my letterbox and found a juror summons letter, luckily I have a doctors appointment next friday so Medical Certificate incoming.

 >>/1003742/
That would be a gold mine of keks for us. Probably illegal for you to post about it as it happens but hey.

 >>/1003739/
😭

 >>/1003740/
They need G-Wagons to complete tha look

 >>/1003742/
Wise NEET.

 >>/1003743/
I get the impression with some of the recent juror misconduct that has come to light, that the jurors' phone and internet is actively being monitored
I've got nothing to back that up, besides magistrates being informed that juror #x googled the case
how else would they know unless they also went around running their mouths?

> Those instances include a WA juror posting on Facebook on day one of a murder trial, "At Perth District Court, guilty!" before being dismissed by the judge

 >>/1003748/
Mongs are gonna mong. Cruisey's business captures this traffic.

 >>/1003745/
Basically yeah.

 >>/1003747/
the monitoring they do would be lightweight. Probably some retard juror normie says to another one "I googled this and that" and because someone took their shit seriously they reported it. If you use a VPN and basic opsec then your good to go.

 >>/1003751/
TiffSec 101

Tiffin has watched 12 Angry men with Henry Fonda and that one with Paul Newman. Tiffin would be an excellent juror.

 >>/1003753/
Good movie. The newer version with Gandolfini is also splendid.

 >>/1003751/
Jurors should know the accused background and previous convictions, current system is retarded.

 >>/1003755/
Perhaps we need Cruisey's new style of government.

 >>/1003755/
The allegiance of the citizen should be to the law. - Cicero

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 >>/1003757/
The romans let their jurors take into account the accused's previous convictions and any bad character. A truly based justice system.

 >>/1003758/
Didnt you see that moofie The Verdict with Paul Newman? Jurors can decide what they like and even if the judge tells them to disregard evidence, they dont have to listen to him and dont have to give any reasoning for their verdict.

Started watching teh pelicans briefs but went to bed. His underpants had not appeared an hour in.

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> I find the white fella guilty.

How does Cruisey keep advancing in rank so quickly?

 >>/1003762/
Persistence, dedication, and respect for the state.

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How?

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Cruisey said he’ll promote me if I do the nigga jar challenge

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This is beautiful. Thomas is getting some payout for his sacrifices. Rolling for a positive High court decision tomorrow.

 >>/1003765/
what would happen if you ate half a kilo of sugar?

Bed. Night