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You deserve better treatment neet, have cruisey get you an ndis worker who will come to your house and fill out the forms and make fake job applications for you. Filling out a dole form for money is too much like work, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work.



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Was doing rancid farts all around Woolies and my undies were damp and sticking up my crack. Raced home and am currently turning myself inside out while Motherbat puts the groceries away.



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> https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/most-swiss-back-initiative-cap-population-10-million-poll-shows-2026-04-29/
The swiss voters are going to limit the country's population to 10 million, effectively banning immigration.




















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The fuckhead postie "safely" "delivered" something, despite me clearly being away and the gate being locked. The something is part of Motherbat's Mother's Day present. It is apparently no longer possible to redirect a parcel that doesn't require a signature. They will "deliver if it is safe to do so".
Motherbat kept showing me this Liquorland coupon for Cooper's Larger for $14. The implication being she didn't want me to get a bottle of rum. Got the cans. They're only mid strength (1.2) and very dry as beer goes.







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I put together a set of Victorinox kitchen knives for her, with pink fibrox handles to match the little paring knife of theirs she got from Wohlers a few weeks back.
Today was a little serrated vegetable knife.
Got her a chef knife, a santoku knife, and a bread knife.
I'll buy or make a magnetic knife block after I consult her about it.


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Noticed how dirty and vile my regular laundromat is. If they can't be bothered cleaning their floors I doubt they ever clean their machines. Might look around for other places to wash my bedding.











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Stopped out the front of Ridley Rd, even got out. Left my wallet in the car. They have a new indo thai, that needs a lesson in the hardships of manual labour, but some guy in a fancy bmw opened the rollerdoor and left.
Got some Weberboig. Now scoping out the house, worried its not a makeshift asian lizbef whorehouse and Ive been getting hard looking at some boomer retirees letterbox.



























































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 >>/997437/
The rest of the planet is much worse than here. A bit of freedom lost is worth the security and safety we have. Only moralfag libertarians with pie in the sky fantasies of the land of hushaby, where we all make daisy chains and home schopl all children, and barter grains for protein and infrastructure projects aren't real think otherwise.
There is nothing to compare it to other than fantasy. If you compare it to the real world, we are arguably the most qualified, successful, safe.. and free nation in the history of the planet
> inb4 norway gibs, singaporean free market or US gun rights
Even so, I prefer it here.




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At the moment for people who are doing well it seems like a high tier and preferable country but my gut tells me our country is the test bed for the NWO shit unless something drastically changes.

Government ID will soon be required to use the internet on almost every site. Supermarkets are surveilled by AI cameras and track everything we buy. NSA / ASIO &  Five(13?) eyes track every microphone and camera ever and make 99% accurate cases on our minds and can predict most of our lives. Cost of living keeps rising. Government does not even reduce red tape for allowing new houses to be built let alone actually building them.
We are also heading toward social credit score system and zero privacy.
Kikes just made it illegal to say the word kike or any form of implied hatred in public
ASIO just got the power to arrest anyone with no reason and that person can't be silent in the interrogation and must not tell anyone that they were interrogated.
We still pay income tax that was only supposed to be for the war.


I would not call this a best case scenario. Most of these aren't implemented in Thailand and other countries. I do not want to be trapped. I am making an escape plan. I don't care if others judge me as non patriotic

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went up the bush to carve a maul from this bole i took up there yesterday but after dimensioning it a bit with the adxe i decided it was too small to be useful so i put it aside and had a look at this bole next to the stump i work on and its about the right sixe and i dont need to carry anything in which would be a problem because the other boles I have from the stumpussy work are way far away and they are too heavy to move to the work sites i have already which take a lot of hassle to make and im gonna have to do something down the other site but i need the maul to hammer in stakes so its a chicken and egg situation unlike my pixxa which is sardines and jalapenos mostly




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Had Thai food today for the first time and it was quite nice. Something shit happened and I had to play a game with friends to distract myself. I am drinking again which I promised myself I would never do





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Herder was getting Thai food for himself and I thought fuck it i'll try it. Got pad cre pai - chicken chilli basil because a mate swears it's his favourite meal. Just naturally got along with the youngish Thai woman and made small talk. She asked about my weaboo hoody and said she likes japan too. I said I have mates who go to thailand. She was happy to talk and a bit friendly.
Went to Dan's after to get my jim beams and thought maybe the woman who is always sweet to me is in there and i'll give her a compliment. Got my drinks and she closed her register before I got to it, then straight after I got through she opened her register again. I became certain she wanted to avoid talking to me even though she was sweet to me a dozen times before. I felt like she saw me as a violent guilty criminal or some sort of animal. It felt like the entire woman race had decided I was genetically unfit and unworthy to breathe air. I left in worse shape than brendan frasier after the alimony payments were secured.
Started drinking on the way home and just played a game to distract myself.
JUST


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Its time you left society and became a reclusive billionare crime fighter with a cave full of amazing military hardware and surveillance technology. You could start with stalking this checkout chick and plotting revenge.






















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Was hungover at teh wage this morn, it was absolutely falling out of me only half an hour into the shift; big breakfast meal from maccas, flat white, and 8mg of nicabates all hit at once. And I was watching hardcore milf anal porn on my phone too. Bit of a moment. Stay in school kids. 
Having two goon bottles now. Work Sunday.





















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I have done the big fruit and veggie buy many times before. They just rot in the fridge.
I will never waste my money on them again. If they were good for you they would taste better. Your body knows.





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I studied actual ninjutsu. A big part of it is meditation to clear your mind and always have the mentality of water, so your mentality always relaxes to a new high ground so to speak. i didn't get far enough to use smoke bombs or weapons :(












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There was a couple of girls creeping around my garden with torches. I don't know what they were doing. There is nothing there to steal. They were focussed on the bushes, not points of entry to the house.
One had parked a scooter on the footpath, the other a BMX.
Maybe they were after flowers, but I didn't see them take any.
I chose not to confront them. They left on their own.




































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Went for a drive to Port Elliot. Got a coffee at a coffee shop. There were five dogs by the front door who all wanted a pat. Got a mug of hot chocolate. Pretty gril smiled at me.
Went to Coles and Liquorland on the way back. Got a bottle of rum.





























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sgarnon neetoes
Big tax for me. Big blew with the misso last night, full blown domestic. Gar'd the 24h thirsty camel. Got Qwen3.6-35B-A3B in an IQ2_M quant running on my RTX1060 (6GB RAM). Really impressed it works. Only 15tk/s but I'll take it. Having a frozen pixxa


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Goonday NEETiepoos. 

The Bureau of wrong forecasts is performing nominally. No showers,
Simply Marvelous. How we all doing ? Killing air at the shop lately. Lots of good work because of Middle East fuel woes. Big windy. Bigger swell. Everyone loving it. Garn burrito max in short while then smash the vinyls later. Kino weekend. Earned this MF. 

HELL YEEEEEEEEEEEREREREAAAAAAHHHHHHW

ENDO COMMINIKINO





















































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went up the bush right up the top and chainsawed for two and a half hours and made 30 meters through this thicket before i hit my cutoff time and came back via the lolly cache and got my rubarb and custard sweets almost the last of the lollies so im gonna have to get some more somewhere so while i think about it i got a big plate of dinner and im gonna watch a moofie










































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Found durgsman totally tangled in the soccer net, trying to dig a hole. Seems bad home neets had scared him into the net and stolen his skateboard. Poor durgsman, not his week. Found him on Monday with a broken trolley in the middle of nowhere. Durgswoman was rolling around on the ground half naked in the park, assume there's some connection there. 

Don't do durgs neets.



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Honestly thats a lie. You can smoke meth and have a good time and then just go to work on Monday, no one ever tells you that. Smoking meth can be a normal part of your weekend. You can smoke ice and just be a normal working class person, plenty of people do it every week. The whole "do it once and you're addicted forever" is clearly bullshit, you obviously have to do any given durg multiple times to get addicted. Fuck normgroids and just puff shard cunt, who even cares? Whats the point of being a broke award wage loser if I'm not taking durgs? Just waking up and going to the warehouse day in day out? Line me up against the wall please I'd deserve it










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Got givven a sandwich bag of choof. Probably half oz, but big and light. Bit stemmy but theyre big and easy to avoid, buds are killer. Nice outdoor with no chemicals, from breed seeds. Had too many, its a creeper. Think I had 4. Wage in 6 hrs.










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he has scalp tension because the muscles around the skull are pulling it tight, which is why he is bald. if he could relax those muscles his scalp would have the same wrinkles but you wouldn't be able to see them as he would have hair
















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It all stems from one meal years back when I had had a cooked breakfast with eggs and bacon and snosage and then the pub gave me a schnitzel that was like 1.2kg and I left a little bit. Nobody is serving up 1.2kg schnitzels in this economy.


























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That neet, monk, tends to hold a job for a about a week, spend his first paycheck on booze and and durgs and gambling, borrow money he can't repay, then wake up too hungover to go to work so he loses his job. He is a living embodiment of all the virtues we hold dearest. The best of us.


















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he has taken on the brs case but doesnt ever say that brs wont get a fair trial. He has commented on Dexi freeman but never said that Dexi obviously got assassinated. He pushes teh ZOG narrative but inserts just enough "dissident" talking points to keep desperate nooticers hooked. Just like AJ.
















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You will all take turns being the mong or the herder. 
You WILL care for one another. See past the divisions and learn your purpose. 
Take the carrot and the rod at once. Every hour waged in the socialist salt mine will afford one (1) allocation of goon for the day, all exchanged in the government repository. All items will no longer be measured in weight, only in units of use. The unit portion size will be determined by federal state engineers and excess will no longer be available. 
You need it.




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schnizzle pack consumed
was there before opening
girl inside was wearing lycra bike shortt things and when she reachd up to turn on the open fluro sign thing you could see she had a nice chumpy mons and dick hole
having a bottle of wine now













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I pierced my frenulum (? - the bit of skin that connects the foreskin to the knob. 
Apparently, the original circumcisions were closer to that. There wasnt removal of the ring of skin. More of a cut there.
Pierced it with a safety pin then stretcjed it with a sewing needle so I could get the stud through.
Was very uncomfortable and blood anywhere near your dick is a bad feel.






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You will need cultural sensitivity training so you can better understand the diverse range of Jews. Bet you cant tell Sephardim from Mizrahim.
< hurr Maimonides is a Latvian, the sassoons are Ashkenaz, Hasidim rule the world
Its like you just pretend to hate Jews
> you cant be a real antisemite, unless youre a semite, goyim will never understand what has been passed down










































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Want to go over there for a bit and do some logging with him. Maybe we can jerry rig a slab cutting thingo and mak some planks. Maybe build a time lapse cabin and make bank on JewTube.
Examine each other's knoife collections while we exchange boiled lollies.



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Tiffin is against cutting slabs and dimesioning logs because of the noise, fearing discovery. He restricts himself to bare necessity chainsawing trails and felling spars. He will use axe and adxe over a fucking great big chainsaw thats too heavy to carry long distances anyway.

















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Weather report has been saying “showers increasing” all god dam week and besides for the rare cloud with 30 seconds of spit the weather has been absolutely glorious. 

My mate recently won 1600 at the pokies within 5 minutes of putting 20 bucks in. He instant proceeded to buy a bag of coke and head to the brothel. He was just heading back doing an ocean drive on his super sport moto and drove straight into that one breatho that is always always at the top of Alex heads. Lost his liocense for time. I am currently getting his EEB in top order as it’s his main form of transport now. Turbo levo, new chain cluster pads tires fulll shock service. Just taking it for a shakedown. 

EASY COME EASY GO







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BASADO! 

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No HGR does not do BMX. Do not ask me why. 

Funny story I saw like 80 year old senior cunt decked out in full Fluro 80s race gear elbows and knee pads the whole deal on some chrome piece of historical BMX bullshit. Fucking grandad looked like a fagot fool. Tha was 6 months ago and I am still cringing.




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 >>/997751/
So the norwooding fellas need to relax their head muscles.

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Hungarian, Székely, EU anthems.
But that twitter account looks fun.

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> slab cutting thingo and mak some planks
This dude has cool stuff, and here's a related:
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=8qz64ELkxdA
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He can carry everything.

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> bigabiga power
> gutaguta quality
But gutaguta price?

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Find I feel all meh and low energy unless I've had plenty of fruit and vegetables in the past 8 hours. Don't know whether the dependency is because I'm getting older and need vitamins more. Or maybe I've been like this my whole life and just haven't noticed. The problem with being a mentally disabled mong is that you're never sure how many levels of mong you're operating on.

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Anon, literally no one feels great eating high sugar foods or processed slop full of additives to make it taste great. You shouldnt even eat meat and expect to feel fantastic afterwards. Wholefoods and stuff that isnt wheat will help your body to function as opposed to goyslop and meat that will rob you of life.






























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Some meth will help him counter the effects of too much goon. Then he can take whatever's left on the credit card and gamble it at the casino, with his gambling skills he should soon have enough for rent and groceries. Then it's time for the monk ai tech startup.




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Yes. The result of the attack the other day when I manged to delete a bunch of threads. The attacker created over 100 boards and used the Ownership transfer option to give them to some registered users (including me). Those boards got deleted, but we also botched that up so the reference remained at the users.























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