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The fuckhead postie "safely" "delivered" something, despite me clearly being away and the gate being locked. The something is part of Motherbat's Mother's Day present. It is apparently no longer possible to redirect a parcel that doesn't require a signature. They will "deliver if it is safe to do so".
Motherbat kept showing me this Liquorland coupon for Cooper's Larger for $14. The implication being she didn't want me to get a bottle of rum. Got the cans. They're only mid strength (1.2) and very dry as beer goes.