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This fucking part time Australia Post delivery system (Tuesday/Thursday week 1, Monday/Wednesday/Friday week 2) means that because the prick came past yesterday they won't come past today with my transformer and I will have to wait until Monday. I know they've had it since 10pm last night.













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Bought this to stop the rot when i mount spars in the ground like posts. Even putting pegs in will do well with this product. Got a email from agie bitching that I replaced the bathroom fan without telling them. They want to send a chud to do it next time. They must be ass cancer to deal with for the owners too.







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Five wagies sacked today. None really did anything it was just a routine cull of people bossman no longer got cenno for hiring. Poor mongs, it'll just keep happening to them. 

Might quit as well and bring deckchairs and we can all just smoke choof on the nature strip and demoralise the remaining wagies

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It's interesting watching the sudden (and short lived) productivity spike when a handful of wagies get made redundant. The ARTC jeets who would normally spend half the day outside on their phone to India would spend the next couple of weeks more or less at their desks.
















































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I like this alt tag on the news.com.au website
> alt="Andrew splash hehehehehe ehe ehehe eh e hee he"

For this story
> New Andrew bombshell, cops probe claims of sexual misconduct, fraud and corruption
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/new-andrew-bombshell-cops-probe-claims-of-sexual-misconduct-fraud-and-corruption/news-story/5f9299a93d6e6b6cb79f1a8f9424820c






















































































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Sounds like a cheeky bugger mate
the meta dialogue was a running instruction 
started with something about artefacts and safety limits
rendering data conduits and changed to hexagons 
and then Mandelbrot and juliasets growing from ratios
eventually it asked if i wanted to animate the process

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Cruisey you can save £10 when you spend over £100 this bank holiday weekend.

> Offer applies to online orders over £100 placed before Tuesday, 26 May 2026 that contain qualifying commemorative products*. 
> Use code: SAVE10
https://www.royalmint.com/

























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There are two obvious signs of neurotic mental illness:

1. Preoccupation with your appearance (excessive self-consciousness, body dysmorphia, looks maxxing etc)

2. Preoccupation with what you eat (eating disorders, imaginary allergies and intolerances, pseudo-scientific obsessions with nutrients and vitamins etc.





























































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> Heselden was riding a rugged, cross-country version of the scooter near his estate in West Yorkshire. Witnesses and a coroner's inquest concluded that he lost his balance and fell 42 feet into the River Wharfe while trying to back up to allow a dog walker to pass.
lmao




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no i tried, shazaming the music in the first part but it's too quiet compared to the voices. thanks for correctly identifying me btw. nuro mentioned in passing yesterday that he thought the leaf flags were isreali [sic] spies ffs 🙄








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> hit on women
> every answer is a no

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It needs to travel a certain amount of distance to be perfect.
I'm really pleased with the royal Hungarian Post these days. They might be even better now that couriers.
I remember when couriers started out they were better. Then there was the time when GPS navigation got integrated into the process and they started to deliver packages to wrong addresses sometimes even to wrong towns. But the Post remained relatively reliable, or at least consistent, for I suspect they worked on the basis of postal code, and then the local postmen new which street is which and didn't fall for foreign GPS software. Then delivery services got better again. But now it seems the royal Post is better.
But this is my personal experience others might see it differently Hungarians are all pessimistic and like to complain about shit because they grew up bitching so they get instant attention from parents I wasn't.





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 >>/1001714/
I dunno if neurotic but both mental illness. Perhaps fucked up upbringing leading to mental deformity. The result is the same the problem isn't their body but their mind.

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> pillow
Good way of staying hunched even when spread out and flattened on a bed.

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That's more like a pleasantoire.

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> when they drive you off the cliff because you commented something what they perceived as antisemitic

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I didn't read that post first I swear.

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Not good, but at least long.
I'll give it a listen when I have the time.
































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Goon Evening NEETs

Nothing not much to report, Had some Karen rock up at 7am and wake me up with some dumb enquiry, not even dropping off a bike, i was less than impressed as i was not up at 5am as usual but sleeping in for a change. Went back to bed then had another Barry rock up at 8pm wanting me to straighen a tire he repaired and fitted himself. Fuck sake its a fucking saturday.... we open at 9am fucks sake, Then had too much caffeine and peptidess and was wigged out all day... Just fuck my shit up..

Also some twatter tech bro just made this map of payphones you can call in Straya... pretty cool. 

https://hakluke.com/payphones/
























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The setting was gritty and the filmography was very good initially but fell away as the movie lost narrative direction,became generic and lost its humour. There was a late attempt to throw a pig.






























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Like the prawn aids documentary last night
> Ebola treatment tent set ablaze again in Congo, with 18 suspected cases leaving
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ebola-tent-fire-congo-9.7210001













































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Goon Afternoon NYETs

Unwittingly Had to werk today jad a bunch of pickups and a backlog to clear.
If it’s raining tomorrow garn take it off and just Mong out in bed all day… 

Bit miffed about today, really needed to go for a decent ride to clear dem pipes out but there is that totally unpredictable squally coastal weather hanging around today. Sunny one moment, raining the next. The BOM radar was useless as fuck. Was expecting the worst but actually couldn’t have squeezed one in. Just went for half assed naff around the local, didn’t go too far. 

How are you Kent’s all doin ?
















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> fellowship of the ring what would have happened if frodo put the ring on his knob
< AI Overview
< If Frodo had put the One Ring on a different appendage—say, using a chain necklace rather than his finger—the fundamental magic of the Ring remains exactly the same. He would have become invisible to the physical world, slipped into the wraith-world, and immediately drawn the terrifying attention of Sauron and the Nazgûl














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Goon Evening NEETs

Back Home. Showered, Scrubed, Exfoliated, Van Washed, Eeeb Desalted, Load of washing Dry and bought in smelling fresh of sandlewood, another small load of towels on a cycle, Kitchen cleaned, Bins emptied, Wheelie bins out on the curb. 

Filled up the van @1.70/ltr, Picked up a cheap carton of Malboro lights  a mate bought brought back from briossy for 120dollary doos, got two cartons of Minchinbury bubly for 40 bucks each, got a  kebab that guys are now putting some Fallafels in to fill it out free of charge, Had a big invoice get paid off. Its coool so put away the the AC unit for next year, called my Nan who is 99 and wished her a happy birthday.

Bought to play some records and mong out. Might take tomorrow off. Some times life just rolls along easy. I guess if you pray to the lord work hard and not be a human piece of dog shit you get to have nice things...

END COMMUNICATO














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Finished up grinding the paint off those six rims I bought ages ago. Gonna paint them with a brush, maybe matt black or gloss white or gloss silver. i decided i dont care about drips and runs just wanna get new tyres now. Nitroflated, Bridgestone super cats, six of them, two spares, waxed and wrapped, one under the car and one in the garage. Filthy from the work even though I wore overalls. Tired, gonna drink this tea and go to bed.





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https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/may/21/enhanced-games-explained-sports-most-controversial-event-unpacked

I hope some competitors heart explodes or they roid rage out and have to get tazered on the track. This would be kek.




























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Goon Morning NEETies

> Raining and Cool
> Taking today off
> Staying in Bed 
> Just got a Steak bacon and cheese pie doused in Worcestershire sauce
> Homemade iced coffe with fresh malk and organic honey
> Apple Strudle 

Set controlls to comfy ;)













































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Cruisey I want a Max 20x plan subscription to claude, including mythos. We'll apply for it on ndis and say I need it because I can only be friends with ai. Cruisey I want that subscription!









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Went to the cheese factory, they have a wall of windows so you can watch the dairy chuds work, one of them was emptying a tank onto the ground instead of a bucket which was a bit retarded. Spent too much money on the brie but five dollars for a wedge seems okay. (Might check online). All the rest is just random refrigerated stuff, sorry about the out of focus pic. The orange stuff is one kilo of smoked rubicon red, the round thing is like a guyre I guess. The blue thing is fetta, the stacked jars are kimchi and I also got home brand cheese for the pizzas i am yet to make. Got enough butter for a year in the deep freeze now. I put most of the cheese in the freexer, so lets see how that turns out.









































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bought quick connect banana plugs but the solder in female connections are tiny and not for banana plugs. Fucking useless junk with no end use case. Clearly tricked me into buying it.  $2.50 down the drain. Never again.

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having the way over date blue cheexe now and its perfectly ripe.





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Apparently there is a new episode of Rick and Morty out. I hadn't heard anything about it coming back.

How far it has fallen. It was great once.
Season 9, they should have stopped years ago.


























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I miss my highschool sweetheart 
almost like there is no point in being alive 
I think about how I lost her every time I fuck something up and I no longer feel bad but of course I do apologise
























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got up in the roof space and took photos of the fan i installed for real estate stasi. Wanted to have a look for some wiring I want to put in up there. might take a duster next time and flick it around, its awfully dirty there.





























































































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Im happy with the wand and hose but I could do with a longer length for blasting wallaby turds into the grass. Sometimes they get real hard and wont break apart with the normal hose. I dont know if I would use a foam cannon. I should get that hoselink connector, it looks like it would solve the popping off issue but how do I know the thread will match?




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but then i have to do something about the business end. I can use it to connect to the gerni but then what if I want to use the normal hose nozzle? I gotta get a hoselink hose nozzle and its probably a low flow one to save water or some greeny faggot shit. No thanks, that noise is bad enough with the toilet flush.









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What are you talking about? I would have gotten right back to you but the websites payment portal was dicking me around. Also those foam cannons are of dubious value unless you are putting out a fire at an airport or hosing down doof sluts at a rave.








































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I sewed up two bandannas out of the nutria brown broadcloth and the tan poplin i bought. Both cotton. I will put them through the wash a couple of times and take them out to the bush to see how they go. Might get the scalpel out and mod this airsoft shit I got the other day, but tomorrow. Should go to bed to keep the schedule. Good Night NEETs.





























































































































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did a bit on the canoe. I set this up ages ago but ran out of resin and finally got everything together and laid it up. The stuff went off just as I finished. Chucked the brush because it dropped black bits. Also got a bit of bark off a spar under the glass. FML.





















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The historical swordfighting people are training at the sports hall with their claymores and rapiers again. I can't believe I never became a fencing master. Why did I waste my youth on video games, far right politics and coding? What was I thinking?


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lol this board got 404'd by the zog already
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RFK isn't based. He's either a dupe to the deep state or a deep state praetorian guard soldier. He could have done something about vaccine crimes against humanity but he cucked out. 
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vaguely woggy
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you go fight the system with your ice cream purchase then NEET. 
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it can fuggen stay there, its not like im building a carbon fiber sub here.
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I took photos when I checked it after it got darg. sorry
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I regret not buying a cold steel gladius off ebuy when it was legal to import them.



































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>  City of Albany brought a combined 24 charges against the business Albany French Hot Bread Pty Ltd and owners Tan Minh Le, 60, and Hoang Thanh Nguyen, 57,

> An inspection on January 16 found evidence of rodent faeces on food, rotten food, a significant amount of mould in the cool room, and raw meat dripping on fresh bread.
Vile














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a things i just found:

|What is the one thing they didn't tell you about being a submariner?
|Your shit and anything that goes into a toilet will end up in a "Sanitary Tank". The shower/sink water goes into a separate tank. Over time these shit tanks that are 100's of gallons will need to be emptied. This is done one of two ways.
|You pump it overboard with a heinz pump. It is not reliable, slow, and loud.
|You pressurize the tank above sea pressure which can be over 350 psi and blow it overboard. It is faster and more reliable.





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 >>/1002396/
When I was 17 it hit me that the woman I would one day marry (eventually) was already alive and out there somewhere.
That our ages likely wouldn't be the same was a given. Would she be like 25? or 10? at the time I was thinking about it.
But the last woman I've had anything to do with was actually 13 yeaers younger than me. eep.

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dear Gladys,
I wrote a story, a novela 
The plot was about a diet
The police have the laptop
the laptop on which story is stored
Mentaltox virtual tropism device kills the heroine
she saves the day
all of the other characters are terribly confused 
stuck in and on dreams 
that is anon&on in 50 words











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