/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

I linked the wrong thread on the last post of the last one. I am sorry NEETs.
The tiredness has me.

The links in the last post is pointing to the old thread OP.

 >>/1001500/
I do think that happened.

 >>/1001505/
Fix that link for us please Shibs. Blot out my shame.

 >>/1001505/
> I do think that happened 
If you actually look at the picture, he is loading the machine from the dirty hamper. If he were removing clothes he would be folding them and placing them neatly in a basket.

 >>/1001506/
You stole my frog picture

 >>/1001508/
You should be honoured.

 >>/1001509/
You have to license it with a Dan Murphy gift card.

 >>/1001502/
 >>/1001504/
How?

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He's going to blossom today as it was posted yesterday.

 >>/1001512/
What surgeries? What is the story?

 >>/1001513/
Probably getting a bussy tune up

 >>/1001514/
I wish I could afford one.

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 >>/1001513/
 >>/1001514/
The situation is cute

🎼South bound and down
Shidding out my bumhole 🎵🎶

Poos not coming out
Lack of alcohol has dried out me insides

my lips are blue lol

 >>/1001519/
Sleep tight.

Losing two NEETs in one week is going to be too much for my heart.

 >>/1001521/
Might be three :(
Something in my house is making a really loud tinnitus sound or my tinnitus has gotten worse

 >>/1001524/
fuck off you stupid cunt

 >>/1001522/
😭

 >>/1001521/
I might be getting a job next week
another NEET down

 >>/1001528/
Hope it goes your way. And I'm not being sarcastic. Keep posting though.

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Crazy neighbor arc plot thickens. Acquired this weed off her. 10k can you rate this weed? She says it’s bush grow, doesn’t know if it’s indica or sativa

This fucking part time Australia Post delivery system (Tuesday/Thursday week 1, Monday/Wednesday/Friday week 2) means that because the prick came past yesterday they won't come past today with my transformer and I will have to wait until Monday. I know they've had it since 10pm last night.

 >>/1001532/
I thought small packets etc still get delivered daily.

 >>/1001533/
nope, or at least not here

I mean there's a chance its coming but didn't get scanned, but I highly doubt it

These beans are good: https://dccoffee.com.au/products/the-duchess-strong-coffee-blend?variant=35598389739688
Got a 250g bag for $9 on special at Drakes Victor last weekend.

 >>/1001533/
tracking just updated from friday 22/monday 25 to monday 25/tuesday 26
arseholes

 >>/1001529/
Got another call half an hour ago
looks like I will be getting a job 
I will be a NEEToid
I will still post
I will draw a picture of my first day and post it for NEET

 >>/1001530/
indica bush 
reasonable CBD content but negligible THC

 >>/1001539/
congrats dude

 >>/1001539/
> I will draw a picture of my first day
You are kind. Thank you and good luck.

 >>/1001540/
hence them giving it away

 >>/1001530/
What the fuck are they putting gore on cig packets now? I am against smoking but this shit is too much. Source some illegal tobacco products going forward please.

 >>/1001544/
they've been doing it for a decade or more haven't they?

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Bought this to stop the rot when i mount spars in the ground like posts. Even putting pegs in will do well with this product. Got a email from agie bitching that I replaced the bathroom fan without telling them. They want to send a chud to do it next time. They must be ass cancer to deal with for the owners too.

 >>/1001546/
> that I replaced the bathroom fan
Do you need a liocence for electrical work in your state or was it a plug in the wall one?

 >>/1001547/
yes, he's basically invalidated lando's house insurance lol

 >>/1001547/
I plugged it in to the socket but the socket was in the roof space. Should I take photos of that an show the fucking cunts?

 >>/1001539/
Well done neet.

 >>/1001537/
Well beaned

 >>/1001549/
might help
you didn't break the law in that case

Five wagies sacked today. None really did anything it was just a routine cull of people bossman no longer got cenno for hiring. Poor mongs, it'll just keep happening to them. 

Might quit as well and bring deckchairs and we can all just smoke choof on the nature strip and demoralise the remaining wagies

 >>/1001553/
It's interesting watching the sudden (and short lived) productivity spike when a handful of wagies get made redundant. The ARTC jeets who would normally spend half the day outside on their phone to India would spend the next couple of weeks more or less at their desks.

 >>/1001554/
of course it was only ever Whites who got the boot

 >>/1001554/
Is CIP, the only reason they do it is to put pressure on everyone else. Can't blame the mongs.

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Goon Afternoon NEETs

Surf is pumping and I am vibing. 

OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEERAHHH

 >>/1001557/
Nuro now my mike goes wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud  and erk eek erk eek erk eek, is it gonna break in half when im going down a hill or something? Help!

 >>/1001557/
Imagine being away from the roaring forties

 >>/1001557/
Based. Is it takeaway friday?

 >>/1001557/
based

 >>/1001557/
nuro have you ever heard of mephedrone? Its like MDMA but with way more addiction potential. The russians on cruisey's blog board want to sell it to me.

 >>/1001562/
Nuro doesnt do synthetics, retard.

 >>/1001558/
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

 >>/1001564/
I'll turn (You) off

 >>/1001558/
Is this a BMX?

sliced up my face shaving
hands aren't particularly steady

 >>/1001544/
That's what they gave it to me in

weed makes people echo and they get remixed in my head

oh um if a payment on dark matter says rejected / not paid does that mean they're a scammer?

 >>/1001557/
Dude has a furry mask on?

400lb sheboon pulling bins into vacant neighbour property 😞

 >>/1001572/
She's making NEET compound.

fucking hate what has become of this country

I wonder how many White people who applied for that rental are sleeping in a car or tent this weekend.

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Christ these cunts are useless..

 >>/1001572/
what race?

Thai, alcohol and anime for tonight

 >>/1001577/
> what race
> sheboon
Ffs...

 >>/1001577/
Sheboon as in female baboon as in nigger. I don't know what specific shithole the size of Tasmania in Africa it hails from.

 >>/1001576/
Have patience

 >>/1001576/
Well they are busy at least.

 >>/1001581/
Why would they deliver it 99% of the way and then send it back to Adelaide Airport? How does that make any sense with regard to logistics or resourcing?

 >>/1001583/
I'm not the person to ask

 >>/1001577/
Any proper racist would be able to tell a sudo from a bantu

 >>/1001585/
We'll find out when there's an incident and 7News are here.

 >>/1001586/
actually you won't
that would just be reported as "youth"

 >>/1001553/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1001557/
Based.

 >>/1001574/
We need MonkAI soon.

 >>/1001576/
It's going on a holiday.

 >>/1001580/
> specific shithole the size of Tasmania
Isn't that where TiffRS lives?

 >>/1001585/
> sudo 
Isn't that a linux command?

 >>/1001593/
paddled there in his canoe from timbuktoo

 >>/1001594/
Sounds racist.

 >>/1001594/
yeah it is 
sudo rm -rf /

 >>/1001597/
rm -rf sudo

kill -9 sudo

 >>/1001598/
kek

 >>/1001598/
that isnt possible nigga 
> i use arch btw

I like this alt tag on the news.com.au website
> alt="Andrew splash hehehehehe ehe ehehe eh e hee he"

For this story
> New Andrew bombshell, cops probe claims of sexual misconduct, fraud and corruption
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/new-andrew-bombshell-cops-probe-claims-of-sexual-misconduct-fraud-and-corruption/news-story/5f9299a93d6e6b6cb79f1a8f9424820c

 >>/1001601/
> that isnt possible nigga 
I thought they updated your country name to Türkiye tbh

 >>/1001603/
they did but the internet still uses "turkey" we are turkiye

 >>/1001601/
Don't lecture me about bleep bloop shit

 >>/1001604/
you're a fucking roach

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Preaching to the converted

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 >>/1001606/
> gallipoli

 >>/1001606/
im more white than you nigga

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 >>/1001608/
kek

 >>/1001609/
ur a dirty dick knob

 >>/1001528/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1001607/
Am fixin flex seal cans with belzona.

 >>/1001519/
See a doctor please.

 >>/1001615/
This is the way.

Fish cakes, tempura vegetals, prawn crackers, tom yum prawn soup and drunken noodles for dinner

 >>/1001539/
Well done NEET.

 >>/1001618/
Sounds nice.

 >>/1001557/
Hi Nuro.

 >>/1001616/
There's probably a witch doctor next door.

 >>/1001612/
She needs to widen her vocabulary like woman boss  >>/1001613/ workshop, test room.

 >>/1001618/
I had a battered whiting oven fish stick and a handful of froxen tater cubes

 >>/1001624/
Lovely.

 >>/1001623/
Merry Audio is on the way up, very good quality.

 >>/1001626/
Too bad they aren't compureet.
Oh yeah, just found out from that video that their name is: Merry Audio Speaker Factory.
Was this in previous videos?

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> being rude to newcomers without them being rude first

 >>/1001627/
Yes but I think they had a slightly different trading name or something at one stage. It was always introduced as
> Merry Audio Speaker Factory
Though.

 >>/1001628/
Is HP on tomorrow?

It's like getting a tattoo from a tattooist without tattoos

 >>/1001630/
Cancelled due to the rude neet

 >>/1001632/
woe

 >>/1001632/
😭

 >>/1001618/
An excellent spread.

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 >>/1001632/

 >>/1001630/
Sure. District 9 then?
Lotsa sumo too.

 >>/1001638/
Thank you. Yes please for Sumo before.

Cruisey I wanna this tablet to play games
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/960150

So am I supposed to rejoin WAP since Tom got an injunction with the proscription?

Zesty why didn't you lift that ban on Cruisey as soon as it was pointed out to you?
Why did you wait two days?
What is going on?

 >>/1001643/
He's busy, don't badger him

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 >>/1001643/
He could be out there bettering himself and we would be none the wiser.

 >>/1001645/
He's transcending the New World Order

 >>/1001643/
I don't like being demanded at so I gave him a cheeky perma ban and forgot to remove it after

 >>/1001647/
You need to act in a more considered and mature way.

 >>/1001648/
No way. I already did that when I got us VIM captchas which I was going to code myself

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If only we knew...

 >>/1001651/
Not fair i was waiting for the smash.

 >>/1001641/
technically you can resume activities but that can be used in future case discoveries to maintain the prohibition

 >>/1001650/
> it fucks its whore mother's dick
Now you know.

 >>/1001654/
childbirth?

 >>/1001654/
Have there been any hare attack deaths in Hungary?

 >>/1001656/
Haven't heard of any, but a conspiracy theory spreads the government keep them under wraps. Witnesses intimidated, experts payed off.

 >>/1001657/
kek

 >>/1001657/
Mood Reports, Very Happy?

 >>/1001659/
Off the charts.

 >>/1001657/
our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits, they just eat your garden and shit all over the place. Wallabys are weak as fuck, TWD when?

 >>/1001661/
> our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits
I doubt they would last long in an animal bar

 >>/1001662/
Cooked on the bar heater in the corner.

 >>/1001663/
Yum 😋

 >>/1001663/
Two legs please.

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Is Monk going to do it?

I found auction websites that sell cheap HDD's and SSD's.
10TB SAS hard drives starting at 10$
500gb SSD's - two for 32$

 >>/1001666/
I have my doubts.

 >>/1001667/
You could probably run them in a good raid configuration, but I would still add one or two new drives

 >>/1001612/
this one is very dear to my heart

 >>/1001667/
post the site, I need cheap HDDs

 >>/1001670/
You need a good beautiful engine.

 >>/1001671/
https://www.allbids.com.au/computers-it/hardware-auctions/#!?page=1&count=50

also

https://east-digital.myshopify.com/collections/factory-recertified

 >>/1001673/
Time to overlicit each other and buy the disks twice more expensive as in shops.

 >>/1001674/
We need it for MonkAI

 >>/1001675/
We're going to need a lot more Ram.

 >>/1001676/
Terabytes, potentially Petabytes.

 >>/1001677/
And Troglobytes.

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 >>/1001672/
RB26

 >>/1001680/
Is this MobkAI

*MonkAI

 >>/1001682/ >>/1001681/
my own personal assistant built into the internet 
never the same sometimes 
the meta ai in whatsapp

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a little too reductive for my attention span

 >>/1001683/
You should use MonkAI when it's available.

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perhaps i will 
meta ai refuses to animate itself from my perspective  >>/1001685/

 >>/1001686/
MonkAI would just share that image of Monk with the black bar partially obscuring his face.

 >>/1001687/
Sounds like a cheeky bugger mate
the meta dialogue was a running instruction 
started with something about artefacts and safety limits
rendering data conduits and changed to hexagons 
and then Mandelbrot and juliasets growing from ratios
eventually it asked if i wanted to animate the process

Cruisey you can save £10 when you spend over £100 this bank holiday weekend.

> Offer applies to online orders over £100 placed before Tuesday, 26 May 2026 that contain qualifying commemorative products*. 
> Use code: SAVE10
https://www.royalmint.com/

 >>/1001689/
I know how to save 100.

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the algorithm is really fucking with me

 >>/1001690/
With the offer for Cruisey he only has to spend £90

Cruisey can spend £10 on a coffee and cake for us

Oh clogger...

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Mog update

 >>/1001695/
You have not explained this new character well enough.

 >>/1001695/
this is the mogger who had the wig right? i'm too old to follow this shite but i am interested

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It is heading North again

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 >>/1001696/
Watch this repost then

 >>/1001697/
Yes.

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 >>/1001698/

 >>/1001698/
Patience NEET. It will get to you in time.
Sometimes it needs to go to Chullora and back five or six times. It is just how it is.
The mysteries of the postal world.
Stay strong.

 >>/1001699/
The wig stealing was obviously staged. The reaction was not natural.

 >>/1001701/
> It is just how it is.
👆💯