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NEET General #987 - Lost in the Sauce Edition

NEET

7/10/2026 07:01:00 No. 1011354 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever found yourselves "Lost in the sauce"?

Old thread:  >>/1010339/

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NEET

7/14/2026 03:19:00 No. 1012368 [Preview] [Reply]

I ate a packet of pythons hoping one of them would get the gerbil in there.

NEET

7/14/2026 03:20:00 No. 1012369 [Preview] [Reply]

STAY JUICY CUZ

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012370 [Preview] [Reply]

FAT KARATE

NEET

7/14/2026 03:21:00 No. 1012371 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1012366/
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New Thread:  >>/1012366/
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NEET

7/14/2026 03:22:00 No. 1012372 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH END

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NEET General #986 - Ol' Chumpy Edition

NEET

7/5/2026 03:59:00 No. 1010339 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do any of you NEETs refer to yourself with an unflattering nickname?
Would you recommend it to others?

Old Thread:  >>/1009276/

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011357 [Preview] [Reply]

=DING DONG. REGISTER 3 PLEASE.==

NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011358 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:  >>/1011355/
NEW:  >>/1011355/
NEW:  >>/1011355/

NEET

7/10/2026 07:03:00 No. 1011359 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

7/10/2026 07:04:00 No. 1011360 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1011358/
nope some other thread beat it

NEET

7/10/2026 07:59:00 No. 1011373 [Preview] [Reply]

For the lost NEETS
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/
REAL NEW:  >>/1011354/

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NEET General #985 - Secret Edition

NEET

7/1/2026 05:21:00 No. 1009276 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are any of you NEETs keeping a forbidden secret?

Old thread:  >>/1008078/

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NEET

7/5/2026 03:52:00 No. 1010337 [Preview] [Reply]

Giant whale wank

NEET

7/5/2026 03:56:00 No. 1010338 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010330/
Sounds nice. What did motherbat have?

NEET

7/5/2026 04:00:00 No. 1010340 [Preview] [Reply]

NEAL THE SEAL

NEET

7/5/2026 04:01:00 No. 1010341 [Preview] [Reply]

CANT STUMP THE CHUMP

NEET

7/5/2026 04:02:00 No. 1010342 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1010338/
A piece of crumbed butterfish and chips.

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NEET General #984 - Blanket Edition

NEET

6/26/2026 07:58:00 No. 1008078 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are you protected from the elements of the chilly Australian winter summer?

Old thread:  >>/1006896/

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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009328 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009329 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

7/1/2026 06:54:00 No. 1009330 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN.

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009468 [Preview] [Reply]

SUPPLEMENTARY BUM RASH

NEET

7/1/2026 16:42:00 No. 1009469 [Preview] [Reply]

TRUE ENDING

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NEET General #983- sborts edition

NEET

6/21/2026 00:23:00 No. 1006896 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you ever played a sborts NEETS?

Old thread:
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NEET

6/26/2026 07:38:00 No. 1008064 [Preview] [Reply]

I HOPE THE SPAMMER DIES SOON

NEET

6/26/2026 07:39:00 No. 1008067 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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 >>/1008078/
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NEET

6/26/2026 07:49:00 No. 1008070 [Preview] [Reply]

Something very funky is going on here.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:52:00 No. 1008071 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008070/
I made the thread as requested  >>/1008060/ and replied  >>/1008063/. I was banned again for making a thread and using this quoted text  >>/1007949/ with that Pepe that was referenced using the correct style.

NEET

6/26/2026 07:54:00 No. 1008073 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1008071/
Right now I also think you are IGA.

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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition

NEET

6/14/2026 09:11:00 No. 1005817 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

Old Thread:  >>/1004745/

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NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006908 [Preview] [Reply]

3. While most Possums live on fruit and vegetables, Possum lives on garlic bread and wicked wings.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006909 [Preview] [Reply]

4. He has comically large feet.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:49:00 No. 1006910 [Preview] [Reply]

5. Cruisey installed his letterbox crooked and Possum is reminded of the fact every time he collects his mail.

NEET

6/21/2026 00:50:00 No. 1006911 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1006896/
New Thread:  >>/1006896/
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New Thread:  >>/1006896/
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New Thread:  >>/1006896/

NEET

8/18/2026 21:31:00 No. 1021679 [Preview] [Reply]

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No-one will notice me posting in this old thread.

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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition

NEET

6/8/2026 11:55:00 No. 1004745 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

OLD:  >>/1003598/

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NEET

6/14/2026 09:23:00 No. 1005825 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

6/14/2026 09:24:00 No. 1005826 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005822/
Yes.

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005827 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005826/
❤️

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005828 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005829 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1005817/
New Thread:  >>/1005817/
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New Thread:  >>/1005817/
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NEET General #980 - Druggy Russian NEET Shitposter Edition

NEET

6/2/2026 11:15:00 No. 1003598 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Check out the other board if (You) havent already. Cruisey made some friends and they're actually kinda based. Bonus points for introducing us to new durgs, CRUISEY I WANNA TRY KROKODIL! I WANNA GET SOME METHEDRONE! who says NEETs get stuck in a rut?

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NEET

6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004646 [Preview] [Reply]

EARTH QUAKES IN NIPPON

NEET

6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004647 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004648 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004649 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

6/8/2026 11:58:00 No. 1004746 [Preview] [Reply]

New Thread:  >>/1004745/
New Thread:  >>/1004745/
New Thread:  >>/1004745/

New Thread:  >>/1004745/
New Thread:  >>/1004745/
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NEET

5/27/2026 13:57:00 No. 1002542 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEET General #979 - Smoke and Mirrors edition

OLD:  >>/1001493/

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NEET

6/2/2026 20:37:00 No. 1003625 [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey is in Russia

NEET

6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003626 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003627 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003628 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW
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NEET

6/2/2026 20:39:00 No. 1003629 [Preview] [Reply]

Fin.

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NEET General #978 - Staircases Edition

NEET

5/21/2026 14:47:00 No. 1001493 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs ever have difficulty navigating paradoxical and optical illusion staircases?

Old Thread:  >>/1000437/

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NEET

5/27/2026 13:00:00 No. 1002531 [Preview] [Reply]

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I visited Queensland just recently, during the 'dry season'. It rained the whole fucking time.

NEET

5/27/2026 13:04:00 No. 1002532 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1002529/
Excite.
Share your potpourri recipes.

NEET

5/27/2026 13:15:00 No. 1002533 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/1002529/
post one of your spells pls

NEET

5/27/2026 13:24:00 No. 1002534 [Preview] [Reply]

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i like magic

NEET

5/27/2026 13:29:00 No. 1002535 [Preview] [Reply]

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/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs