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Was it Clark Griswold in one of those National Lampoon movies who drove around and around that roundabout in Paris all day and couldn't get off?
Or maybe it was an episode of The Simpsons.






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I watched Quantum of Solace (2008)
It wasn't as good as Casino Royale but it was okay.
They made a smart decision keeping it short since what material they had wasn't great.
I don't know that I am a fan of them having Bond being all tortured and simpish about that woman from the first film. I don't like seeing him like that.




















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I read Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.
It was pretty good but not great. I knew the plot already from seeing the film years ago.
One of those books with a great idea but the prose and characterisations are not at the truly elite level.
There is a sequel called The Lost World but I am not going to read it. It has lower goodreads ratings than Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park was only just readable.

Installing 3d model generator and 3d animator generator on my pc. If it works im going to make games with it
> pepe adventure
> kitty cat deathmatch bonus mode pirate ship battle
> boong survival














































Workshopping a troll post for a suitable Daily Mail comment section at a future date:
I've said it before and I'll say it again: All depressed people are bad people. If you disagree with me then you are a paedophile.










Crusiey i wanna get a semi auto slingshot and shoot 🐇 or whatever

https://gelshadow.com/products/semi-auto-high-precision-aluminum-alloy-professional-slingshot-catapult?_pos=1&_sid=b78cbc71e&_ss=r&fbclid=IwRlRTSATqDtRwZG9mBWZkaWQWUMawFXAGXmt1JUa0MXSiDD2xTnllCWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4AjZsrLGaUc9z35qGQtOHYavtOxrhLhhVUrYjgfrXjZuV5Qm3vc45IJWebMQ_aem_aeRE1IpZA5-sajeIyaZhDw

















Only corner of the house that hasn't re-cracked was the one we started on where I stood there and dictated how far back to remove the internal render and insisted the raw crevices be sealed with a PVC wash and built back out with expanding foam.



















At the end of the Jurassic Park book they all agreed that because the dinosaurs were dangerous and had killed some people that the appropriate thing to do was for the army to come in and kill them all and burn everything.
I did not find that realistic. The island was isolated, and co-existing with dangerous animals is not new to human beings.
It was a bit ridiculous how no-one made a case at least for keeping the animals there to study, even if the idea of a zoo with the public visiting may not have been a good idea. Although I don't agree that the zoo concept was wrong anyway. If we can keep tigers in zoos we can keep dinosaurs.
The author was making some sort of anti-science anti-hubris argument about man playing God but I was not convinced.
I think if we can bring back extinct species we should.


















I remember going to see The Land Before Time (1998) one school holidays with the woman who provided day care. Her faggoty son (aged 7) was crying when the lights came on. I (aged 8) gave him shit.
IIRC, Pizza Hut had some good LBT plastic tie-in shite. Could go a mini  pidser and a pebi, or a sub and a pebsi.

















































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I feel like it was next to hjs. Used to go there every day and play love cats by the cure on the jukebox because the emo chick liked it and you could see the cars go around the back of it where the drive thru window is.
I need to go check but I thunk its still got the window.















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Almost got 3d modeller and animator generators running. 
I will make the best games ever and also very retarded
> cat game
> arena shooter with cats
> pirate ship cannon that sends the cats flying
> pirate ship battle mode
> ww1 dogfights mode where you can also take shits out of the plane
> ???

> pepe adventure 2 NEET edition

desire to rape increasing. need to make dating profiles



































Made some low fat spaghetti. Turns out pretty much anything can be changed to be low in saturated fat and it still tastes ok. We just get fed greasy goyslop because it's slightly cheaper.
































I should have bought a block of the old coon cheese before it got renamed and put it in the freexer so I could take it out in 30 years and post it on the socials to gasps of shock and disbelief from all those too young to know such a horrific racist thing existed once.







































Monk? Yes!
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> Hi Mongface, I was wondering if you have bothered to work out a quote  for my bathroom, you said I would have it by the end of last week, I have been very patient but if you don't want to do it or if you could be bothered let me know so I can get someone else who wants to make some money. Thanks NEET



























































> Hi NEET
> Sorry for the delay, attached is your quote and drawing.
> I did tweak the layout a little to get a larger and better use of the wall with the bath gone but I have put in the extras incase you wanted to leave it.
> If you need anything else just let me know

> Regards Mong
























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Ok neets, let's have another adventure! We're going to find Atlantis.
> You are an underwater explorer. You are leaving to explore the deepest oceans. You must find the lost city of Atlantis. This is your most challenging assignment.
It is morning and the sun pushes up on the horizon. The sea is calm. You climb into the narrow pilot's compartment of the underwater vessel Seeker with your special gear. The crew of the research vessel Moray screws down the hatch clamps. Now begins the plunge into the depths of the ocean. The Seeker crew begins lowering by a strong, but thin cable. Within minutes, you are so deep in the ocean that little light filters down to you. The silence is eerie as the Seeker slips deeper and deeper. You peer out the thick glass porthole and see fish drifting past, sometimes stopping to look at you an intruder from another world.


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Now the cable attaching you to Maray is extended almost to its limit. You have come to rest on a ledge near the canyon in the ocean floor that supposedly leads to the lost city of Atlantis.  You have a special sea suit that will protect you from the intense pressure of the deep if you choose to walk about on the sea bottom. You can cut loose from the cable if you wish because the Seeker is self-propelled. You are now in another world.
> // you decide to explore the ledge
where the Seeker has come to rest,
turn to page 6.
> // you decide to cut loose from
the Maray and dive with the Seeker
into the canyon in the ocean floor,
turn to page 5.

Do we want to explore the canyon ledge, or dive down into the undersea canyon itself?









Cruisey this error on ChatGPT made me sad
> This content can’t be shown
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