/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

My A best A

How does he do it?

 >>/1024017/
This is an A thread

 >>/1024020/
> Indian tourists
> "accident"

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 >>/1024018/
How?

 >>/1024009/
No, thankfully. I did hear of a story about it once.

10k told a story once

 >>/1024020/
> shaken

I'd be in a real shitty mood.

my troll you lozers later

Might have a loz

 >>/1024025/
About a lovely lady?

 >>/1024029/
I haven't told you NEETs about the lovely kiwi lady really.
She was nice.

 >>/1024030/
> was
you murdered her?!

 >>/1024031/
No she's gone back to NZ.

Practicing reverse custard spongebobs and chocolate paddingtons again.

 >>/1024033/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1024033/
I always ask for those extras at the tugger. You need a shower after the paddingtons.

 >>/1024035/
Last time I asked for a paddington they gave me toad in the hole instead.

 >>/1024036/
It turns out I got given the spotted dick but that didn't become apparent until several days after.

 >>/1024037/
Well bantered

I got a bad batch of sultana bran. The sultanas in it tasted strange.

 >>/1024039/
Provide some feedback to the company.

BIG A BIG A BIG A
Fix captcha

 >>/1024041/
Glenn update please.

 >>/1024039/
I sucked on them all and put them back in the bag.

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 >>/1024033/

He will never update us on Glenn.
Woe.

 >>/1024045/
He enjoys being cruel. A real sadistic side.

I am watching a replay of the 1992 Academy Awards. Jack Palance won the first award: Best supporting actor for playing Curly in City Slickers.

 >>/1024047/
I saw that at the cimena with Motherbat one school holidays

 >>/1024046/
I'm doing well though, thanks for asking.

 >>/1024044/
Based.

 >>/1024049/
You are thriving.

 >>/1024049/
You owe me for that fish&chips

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how do normies manage to do 8+ hours of work per a day plus stuff like showering? I struggle to get 8 minutes of productive shit done

 >>/1024053/
Do they really work all the time?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zsRmrwChf4s

buttocks

 >>/1024054/
Magnates. How do they work?
They don't. They have serfs for do that for them.

 >>/1024054/
> Do they really work all the time?
Sounds horrible.

 >>/1023506/
oh god please tell me he ended up in the mental health ward after all those prank calls.... please karma dont let me down.

 >>/1024058/
Nope, he's out roaming the streets again. Next time he calls, offer him a space in the dunny.

A football walks into a bar.
The barman kicks him out.

 >>/1024061/
Good.

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Good night.

 >>/1024063/
Good night

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Almost my 10 year anniversary of finding the gen. it must be close because I remember watching Neetkings neet birthday party video shortly after he uploaded it. Nothing good has happened to me in the last decade, just a slow decline and regression.

thinking about cheesecake and tahlia

 >>/1024066/
Sexually?

 >>/1024067/
Just reminiscing non sensually
I'm feeling devastated now, i remembered what happened to poor posso when he tried to mount the tv on the wall.

 >>/1024068/
It was a sad day.

 >>/1024068/
He couldn't resist that damn tv was too darn sexy.

I remember that soap holder.
Completely destroyed.

At the gym. Normie central. Scared.

 >>/1024072/
any hotties?

 >>/1024072/
Ignore them neet.

 >>/1024072/
Walk up and belch in their faces to show dominance.

Gyms are neet friendly. Only one person has tried to talk to me besides the desk staff in the 18 months I've been going again.

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Bill cleared the letterbox at 8pm

 >>/1024077/
what a tight gym babe😋

 >>/1024078/
reluctantly?

 >>/1024080/
probably

Having a whusky

 >>/1024082/
Cheers.

 >>/1024063/
Good night Pidge. xx
They are killing Kevin by keeping him indoors.

 >>/1024065/
NEET I am glad to have had you with me on this journey. Much love to you.

The Wicked Wings were NOT good tonight. Cooked to a very dark brown. Dry and nasty.

I had a block of Aldi coconut chocolate for dessert. Very good. Having a black instant now.

 >>/1024085/
No loving the other NEETs allowed till thursday night.

 >>/1024088/
That's not love.

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 >>/1024086/
Beth must have had a day off.

 >>/1024089/
There is no shame any more

 >>/1024090/
I saw her getting spib roasted by two of the fry cooks out the back next to the roller door.

If I am allowed 1 bottle a week but I didn't get one for three weeks can I get 2 bottles this week?

 >>/1024093/
You can't argue with that logic NEET. You are actually entitled to three extra bottles this week.

 >>/1024093/
Of course.

 >>/1024094/
It's some unconventional mathematics but it checks out.

 >>/1024065/
Same. I started posting here around the time of the 2016 us election

 >>/1024093/
You need to count all the years as a kid you didn't drink too, and make up for them with bonus bottles.

> tfw 2013 /aus/ oldfag

 >>/1024098/
I already drank all those

 >>/1024090/
Beth’s vagina looks like a zinger stacker that’s been dropped on the floor and stepped on.

 >>/1024101/
and it's been dipped in mayo sauce

I'd forgotten that everyone on Twin Peaks is cheating with everyone else.
And also angry at everyone for cheating.

 >>/1024101/
Arse like an onion ring

 >>/1024099/
Can't really remember but I was probably still on usenet.

 >>/1024103/
Log woman didn’t get no dick

 >>/1024106/
The log was possessed by her dead husband so she probably dildo'd with it.

 >>/1024101/
kek

 >>/1024103/
No spoilers please.

 >>/1024104/
I can relate to that.

 >>/1024109/
C'mon NEET it's 36 years old

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If I get a bottle I can get some chips too.

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Wonder if Big Fella has visited the winged dong yet?

Craving that sore gums salt and vinegar feeling

 >>/1024113/
Expensive chibs

 >>/1024114/
Holy cock Batman!

 >>/1024114/
It's a penis with wings.

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The copper penis owls are not what they seem…

 >>/1024119/
Fucking kek

She turned Chad into a copper dicked owl and then the othwr owls bullied him

methheads stole my copper penis and sold it for scrap.

 >>/1024122/
Bet they smoked meth through it first

should've gone to bed an hour ago

 >>/1024124/
When you do finally sleep you’ll be dreaming of owl dongs

Big coppery owl dong

 >>/1024114/
I have not.
It's wood keks, apparently some Roman reference. A woman, the vice-mayoress or who the dick, came up with the idea.

wanna binge on cheese and cold cuts

 >>/1024128/
The gabagool.

Ausneets, more like ausjabronis

 >>/1024130/
Talk to the hand.

 >>/1024127/
I was going to reply ‘I don’t give a flying fuck’, but the joke would have been misunderstood

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This shit is truly disgusting
I was given it years ago and every now and then I forget how vile it is and have a swig
It is sickly sweet and peanuty and foul

 >>/1024132/
Kek

 >>/1024133/
Cruisey will mix it with vanilla pebsi

 >>/1024135/
He is a savage

Garn bws

 >>/1024137/
Get us a Toyota hubcap

Special agent Cooper just explained to the gorgeous naked 18yo girl he found in his bed why it would be morally wrong to have sex with her.

 >>/1024139/
It would have been morally wrong not to have sex with her. What a waste!

 >>/1024140/
He is a "special" agent

Fox Mulder wouldn't have missed the opportunity.

 >>/1024142/
He's a tranny in twin peaks

Tim Lutze killed himself

 >>/1024009/
I did when I was 5 at my grandparents' place..

I visited the (long-sold off) property about 10 years ago, and took a photo of the hole. I can't upload it atm.

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Good grief.

 >>/1024146/
Did they fish you out?

 >>/1024147/
Still an fbi agent though

 >>/1024149/
Special victims unit.

 >>/1024020/
I've been there and used that dunny.

I feel sorry for the poor mouse family that lives in it.

..but so much for paying to go there now

 >>/1024146/
> and took a photo of the hole.
If only Weber would do the same for us.

 >>/1024148/
Mummy rescued me and washed me in a horse trough.

 >>/1024153/
kek that is a very Aussie story.

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 >>/1024152/
The poo hole I feel into.

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 >>/1024151/
Now that I can post photos, here's that dunny at Henbury Craters that you now have to pay like $22/pp/night to visit that the tourist feel into. Poor mouse family living in there probably got killed. :(

2nd photo is spoilered for manky poo.

 >>/1024155/
Looks like a dangerous one NEET.

 >>/1024156/
Pay toilets are unAustralian.

Odd noises outside. Sounds like a cat maybe but very unusual. Sheep-like elements.

 >>/1024158/
Boongs never paid to bush poo

 >>/1024158/
Not the toilet per se, Henbury is a National Park where you now have to pay the Glamping Tax to enter.

There's a Duck outside quacking its head off. hmm.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bi2Ct8Pfil8

 >>/1024161/
At least you can still get in.
I have heard there are whole areas being closed off for BS aboriginal issues.

 >>/1024163/
If you have a Starlink. NT Parks Offices refuse to take in-person bookings and payments (lol because they know their staff will just pocket it) and it can only be done online. If you're driving past and just learning of Henbury for the first time, there's no way to get online except through >$180/month Satellite Internets.