/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1020805/
 >>/1020826/
lol

 >>/1020808/
She has everything. She is insane.

 >>/1020835/
MonkAI is grasp. 

 >>/1020849/
Just.

Coke and a smoke to break the fast. Wonder what mischief I'll get into today?

 >>/1020854/
As long as you do it with a smile, approved!

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The situation is once again fucked

 >>/1020856/
She'll be roight

Stale naan bread for 2nd brekky

 >>/1020858/
What about third breakfast?

GMNs!

SAPN cut the power to my house in Lizbef 4 separate times overnight and texted me each time the power went off or came back. Absolutely fucked my sleep.

 >>/1020859/
Vodka

 >>/1020864/
BEST A

 >>/1020866/
How?

> {  "detail": "You do not have permission to access this resource. Please contact your administrator for assistance."}
Well then how am I meant to sign-up?

 >>/1020869/
Horton? No!

It's falling out of me.

 >>/1020872/
I wanna pat the doggo

 >>/1020873/
What about a go of the wheelchair?

 >>/1020874/
Is it still available?

 >>/1020875/
I doubt it.

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 >>/1020852/
don't care for the way you can get stuck in the auld thread. 4 hours i was stuck there

 >>/1020876/
:-(

 >>/1020877/
Beautiful smile.

gm neets

Could go a bacon sandwich

 >>/1020880/
GMN.

severely depressed, surely a nice junk food binge would cheer me up

 >>/1020860/
I wonder if Tina has low mileage.

 >>/1020864/
In hindsight it may have been better to snooze the texts after the first one, or second one, or third one.

 >>/1020881/
It would make a good breakky.

 >>/1020884/
Possible she only loves engines in her factory.

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Good morning NEETs.

 >>/1020854/
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 >>/1020871/
 >>/1020880/
 >>/1020883/
Good morning.

 >>/1020888/
GMN!

 >>/1020888/
gm, neet, the only way we can find true healing is by reaching atlantis in that choose your own adventure book

 >>/1020890/
I don't think Atlantis even existed.

 >>/1020883/
If you start the binge and never stop then you will never be unhappy again.

walked sweaty
did another government employment survey for a $10 voucher
getting paid to troll is good

 >>/1020893/
Do you think Joslin will get the jerb?

 >>/1020894/
depending on how true they are to their word about privacy, she might be getting a visit

 >>/1020893/
I hope Sweaty behaved herself.
How is Motherbat today?

 >>/1020896/
She did.
Motherbat is fine. Talking too much.

3rd bus of the morning. This one thankfully has phone charging ports.

 >>/1020898/
Fast charging?

 >>/1020898/
Do you take everything with you, or leave it stashed somewhere?

 >>/1020893/
Wait what the fuck? I want to do those

Stuck in the old thread ffs. I got so fucked up last night. If a woman was near me i would have raped her no doubt.
There’s something wrong with me
Might get a coffee and see what the fuck i did with monkai
I ran out of claude and was raging because i had to use chatgpt

 >>/1020902/
The coupon hasn't come through yet. Last time I did one it was instant.

 >>/1020904/
10$ is like three coffees. How do i get onto them? Or is another one of cruiseys  trolls

 >>/1020903/
> If a woman was near me i would have raped her no doubt.
What a ridiculous thing to say.

 >>/1020905/
It isn't redeemable for cash. It'll be for a range of stores if it was like the last one.

 >>/1020907/
i think Monk gets drunk to the point he surrenders free will (based). its called spirits for a reason

 >>/1020909/
I don't think that is Monk.

 >>/1020910/
😸

monkai is live and uncensored
no idea why the URL is that, that's just the cloudflare tunnel thing

https://portraits-uses-statement-humanitarian.trycloudflare.com/

At some street market thing, being tortured with the delicious smells of all the food stalls.

 >>/1020913/
why dont you just steal some food

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 >>/1020914/
Gotta pay to play, and I'm not a nigga.

 >>/1020915/
1kg paprika please.

 >>/1020915/
aren't you hoboNEET? why don't you just go around telling them you're homeless and maybe they'll give you free food

 >>/1020912/
What are the specs for the machine, it was pretty fast?

got petrol went through car wash got subway got cider drove home at subway

 >>/1020919/
Sometimes I wish I lived at Subway

 >>/1020920/
because they have girls there?

 >>/1020921/
It's cheaper to pay rent in footlongs and survive entirely on whatever falls out of the salad bar.

 >>/1020922/
> survive entirely on whatever falls out of the salad bar
Better off starving to death.

when is quentin tarantino going to make kill bill 3?

Dad's already on his third wank

 >>/1020925/
and what of the dog?

 >>/1020918/
7800x3d 
64gb ddr5 6000mhz
nvidia 3090 24gb
model is qwen3-abliterated:14b

you can get a 3090 for like 900$ but the ram is retardedly priced now. it's like 1600$ for 64gb now

Awake, asleep, awake, severely depressed

 >>/1020926/
Dogs laying deflated on the couch, bone dry dog.

 >>/1020899/
Yes, now I can watch a movie tonight.

 >>/1020901/
I got a few spots to store stuff

 >>/1020929/
lucky bugger
cruisey left me like that just once

gonna go for a walk in the sunshine, maybe it'll cheer me up

 >>/1020924/
didn't he say he quit film making forever? i enjoyed the kill bills a lot. maybe that lad who watches the james bonds can give us his opinion on them when he runs out of bonds

 >>/1020928/
I can relate

 >>/1020931/
not even a reach around?

for some reason i magically had an audio recorder extension installed and recording audio for like 12 hours. either i got so boonged i for some reason decided to record myself or someone hacked me

 >>/1020935/
he wanked me off until i was a mere husk of a neet

 >>/1020932/
Enjoy!

 >>/1020927/
Impressive. It was very fast when I used it.

 >>/1020930/
> Yes, now I can watch a movie tonight.
Good work NEET.

 >>/1020936/
Were hosting the MonkAI instance?

 >>/1020941/
yeah but on another machine

What's the nearest thing to barbecue if you don't own a barbecue? Do any places sell barbecue like meat?

 >>/1020943/
you can use a portable gas stove

 >>/1020942/
Can they pivot from that machine to the other machine (i.e., ssh, ftp, RDP) in your network?

 >>/1020943/
kebab shops sell charcoal grilled lamb, chiggen, and mince skewers with or without bread/rice/salad

 >>/1020945/
probably. im not a cybersec

 >>/1020947/
me either

 >>/1020948/
please stop hacking me

 >>/1020947/
Run a nmap scan from MonkAI to the other machine, see what's open and let MonkAI review and guide your nmap scans. 

MonkAI could review Event viewer if it's windows.

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 >>/1020943/
get some mesh and cook over an open fire.

 >>/1020933/
He has stated that he will retire after making 10 films. I'm not even sure what number he's up to now.

 >>/1020950/
not using microshart at the moment. only on a dual boot sometimes for games

 >>/1020952/
he's already made 10 at least

should have gotten schnitzel & chips for lonch iinted ofo subwy

 >>/1020954/
He could make a third kill bill movie and it wouldn't count because it would just be the third part of one movie

 >>/1020956/
he should make star wars harry potter lotr crossover

 >>/1020937/
> tfw desiccated

 >>/1020958/
Puddle of coconut water on the carpet.

 >>/1020957/
At one stage there was talk of him doing a Star Trek moofie.

 >>/1020955/
Last time I went they didn't even nuke the bacon.

 >>/1020960/
Sounds wild.

 >>/1020973/
jF&C or subway?

Cruisey I ordered two (2) M6 x 40mm nylon bolts with nuts and washers.

 >>/1020931/
A dry dog is only bad when you wake up for breakfast and someone's already drained him out.

 >>/1020960/
tarantino said he would only direct it if they could get nuro to play captain kirk - and no studio could afford that

 >>/1020977/
is dog a code word for something?

 >>/1020979/
We use dog for cat on this board.

 >>/1020980/
then what is possum code word for?

having a second lunch

 >>/1020981/
You are not high up enough to know that.

 >>/1020982/
What is on the menu?

 >>/1020976/
Not another dangerous sex toy neet. Remember what happened with the last one and how we had to drive you to hospital.

 >>/1020975/
Subway

 >>/1020984/
some chicken breast with rice - I was going to get some kfc, but decided one of my feedpacks would be healthier

Bus no.4

 >>/1020986/
you should have got the shnitty pack at jf&c

Craving a coke zero and a smoke something fierce!

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 >>/1020990/
you could use one

had a wank and it was nice 😊

@monk whats a good hangover cure please

 >>/1020983/
I'll have to consult nuro on this oh wait he's banned

Beef is cheap, going for boigs,bouritous, meatballs

Reject smoke. Embrace coke

might embrace goblincore

This is a gnomecore board
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

had a nap and now i feel frisky

Got baked beans and a soup for dinner. Bus no.5

 >>/1021000/
You are having many adventures travelling NEET.

 >>/1021003/
har har

Bad home neets decided to park every stolen car they could find here last night, in some kind of general amnesty, or as a joke. 

Now when 15 police cars try to raid the block they won't have anywhere to park. Genius. Nobody will be able to put their wheelie bins out. Nefarious. They can hold a stolen car auction. Entrepreneurial.

might have a nap

 >>/1021005/
It is just lucky they didn't burn them all.

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Some of you NEETs might benefit from this sort of thing.

 >>/1021009/
Hello NEET. What are you up to?

 >>/1021007/
They've got plates and weren't stripped, so it's almost like they're trying to return them. 

That or it was a car thief's birthday and everyone turned up in a stolen car for a laugh. Bizarre phenomenon.

 >>/1021008/
Interesting article, thank you.

 >>/1021013/
People wanting these luxury items they'll never get their hands on. It's pretty sad actually.

Weber

 >>/1021008/
tl;dr post as a tiktok vid

 >>/1021018/
A mysterious post 994376

 >>/1020915/
Nice they even have a CoA. What did you have?

 >>/1021018/
Cook me some snags please.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=emPFHU-rZwU

 >>/1021016/
But if they could not afford them or not appreciate if overspending, I see the benefit from that angle. If it doesn't arrive, they could always order it again.

 >>/1020860/
 >>/1020861/
Fun contrast. I wonder if he watches TiNa's feed.

 >>/1020862/
> 2800W
Nice.

 >>/1020884/
It's Asian mileage.

Malagee.

 >>/1021024/
Buy nothing, get nothing. But what's their refund policy?

Bus. Number. Six.

Last one for the day.

 >>/1021028/
> Bus
NEET... 😔

 >>/1021029/
It's a good thing I no longer get motion sickness.

 >>/1021027/
Order again!

 >>/1021025/
> I wonder if he watches TiNa's feed
Everyone should.

 >>/1021026/
Very low and complete!

 >>/1021028/
Can you use concession card travel for these trips NEET?

 >>/1021033/
Just like my circumcision.

had a nap

 >>/1021036/
Good morning

Almost home. Hope Coles got a roast chook on special for me.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PzIXNqpCug0

 >>/1021038/
There is one marked down to half price.

 >>/1021038/
Grab me one as well please.

 >>/1021040/
> missing a leg and a half wing

Had a shave, smooth as a neets bottom.

 >>/1021042/
They are under the chicken, in the three inches of liquid it is sitting in. It has been there since lunch time.

 >>/1021040/
But you dropped it on the ground. I've been watching you all afternoon. Gonna tell your supervisor.

You’ve browned the 1.7 kg bolar, cut into large chunks, in your stainless-steel pan in batches, deglazing after each batch and saving all the browned liquid. You’ve also cooked the onions and spices in the same pan, then combined that with the saved deglazing liquid. The Russell Hobbs slow cooker/multicooker is now loaded with the 764 g beef bones, browned beef, onions, carrots and stock-cube liquid.