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How does he do it?

This thread is driving me bananas

Absolute cluster fuck in the store this morning, as usual.

 >>/1017599/
How?

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 >>/1017603/
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JUST

 >>/1017591/
Well banana'd

There are still 45 posts left in the old thread.

One middle aged sheila was in there, doing her best eye contact and firm handshake routine, asking about a job there.
That left a queue of three customers ahead of me with the other mong on the cash register.
First one was wanting advice on some bullshit.
Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
Third (good) one just bought an item and left as quickly as possible.
I hard part numbers written down for everything I bought, except a couple of heat sinks. Despite telling him the style (TO-220) and size, he couldn't find it on their computer. The other one comes back from the job woman and starts telling him it's a TO-3 heatsink, despite my protests. Eventually I went and got the plastic container off the shelf.
I can't win. If I put in a click and collect order, they pick the wrong components or miss one and staple the bag up so I can't check it. If I do my own picking they can't identify half the shit or find it on their computer.

 >>/1017608/
Zesty sold them to the chinese.

 >>/1017608/
I do not understand the "I'm too lazy to create a thread, so I'll just randomly delete posts to make more space" moderator mindset.

 >>/1017611/
Ask Nuro to explain it to you.

 >>/1017612/
Kek

 >>/1017611/
I just deleted igay spam that he started doing at the end and my script caught 50 of his posts and deleted them all at once.

Gonna try to grow a tomato plant or two inside and some mushies but i've gotta get my hands on gear for tomato plants and mushy spores

 >>/1017615/
Tony grows tomatoes, just steal his gear

 >>/1017615/
Jaycar might know.

 >>/1017609/
> Second one was buying 3D printer noodle and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
You should have joined in the conversation and befriended him.

 >>/1017614/
>  my script 
Does it get false positives?
I swear on me mum if any of my posts get deleted there will be big trouble.

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> tfw your lighter runs out and you have to light smokes off the stove

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I watched The World is not Enough (1999).
Another okay one. Nothing special but the time didn't drag like it did with a few of those Roger Moore ones.
Denise Richards looking very attractive in a Lara Croft type outfit. She played a physicist but the only science she looked like she knew was the properties of silicone.

 >>/1017618/
People were in a hurry, NEET. He should have been cognizant of the fact.
I'm yet to have anybody there, staff OR customer, ask me what I'm building this week.

 >>/1017625/
You need to look open to being approached. Make good eye contact with people and smile.

https://shutin.life/
a shutin neet imageboard an online space shutins

 >>/1017628/
*shitin
we already do lots of that

 >>/1017627/
Isn't that for bears?

 >>/1017614/
He contributes more than some of our good NEETs

 >>/1017634/
Some NEETs are all for quality, not quantity.

 >>/1017633/
It will work on bears or twinks. Anyone who looks like they are spending longer than necessary at the urinal.

 >>/1017635/
My arse has both quality and quantity.

 >>/1017636/
Kek

Does anyone else live in one of these houses where if you boil the kettle while the electric heater is on the safety switch shuts your power off and you have to go outside and switch it back on?

 >>/1017637/
Your arse is a complete mess.

 >>/1017639/
my fuse box is inside near my piss jugs and empty pizza boxes

 >>/1017639/
Chris chan had that sort of house which is why they ended up with a coffee maker in the bathroom that burned their house down.

 >>/1017639/
> safety switch
lol I live in house with ceramic fuses
you overload something, you're putting fresh wire in the fuse
you touch something you should't have, you die

 >>/1017642/
When I was a young NEET and ignorant of things I thought my fuse box was inside the garage and tried turning the power on from there but it turned out that box was just the automatic sprinkler controls and the fuse box was outside.

 >>/1017643/
I was unfamiliar with that bit of lore.

Trying to setup flaresolverr for prowlarr and it's making me tear my hair out because monkai refuses to help me setup pirating

 >>/1017646/
It is true lore, I think they had 400 or so appliances in the kitchen already.

 >>/1017644/
> ceramic fuses
I had those once. I overloaded it in winter and the wire didn't break, instead the electricity routed itself around and all the heat went into the ceramic which melted.
The backing of the meter box was made of wood as well. The electrician said I was lucky it didn't catch fire.

Hoarding plus old overloaded wiring is a bad combination.

There was one stupid bitch at Internode who kept plugging in a bar radiator under her desk first thing in the morning and taking out a circuit. You'd reset it and tell her not to plug the thing in, and five minutes later it would trip again. Ended up telling her to fuck off after about the third time and they had to call maintenance to find out how to get power back to their part of the floor.

 >>/1017648/
> 400 or so appliances in the kitchen already
Many such cases. People just keep buying them. They are lucky if they even make it out of the box, let alone get used.

 >>/1017652/
There are death traps out there. No smoke detectors either.

 >>/1017653/
> maybe it won't happen again 111!!1
How did her brain even work?

 >>/1017656/
The cold may have lessened blood supply to the area.

 >>/1017656/
Whoever coined the term 'jew daycare' for women in office environments was right.

 >>/1017658/
> jew daycare
It is a good one.

In the last two weeks I've had a paver here for 2 days, plumbers out twice to fix the hot water and replace taps and the RE inspection yesterday.
Bloody glad it's all over now that was too many intruders.

 >>/1017665/
You've earned a Friday arvo beer, NEET.

 >>/1017665/
That sounds disruptive and stressful.
Hopefully you can get comfy again now NEET. xx

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Thanks NEETs.

I don't know how these birds manage to shit horizontally onto my windows.
Looks explosive.

 >>/1017593/
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How?

 >>/1017601/
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I like these posts.

 >>/1017614/
Based.

 >>/1017619/
I don't know because I don't check LOL

 >>/1017683/
Dive bomber technique, stuka pigeons.

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this week was big pay day but after pay took out 250$ at 1am. back on poverty again

I really need to do something about the overgrown front yard. Head-high weeds.
The more it looks like no-one lives here the more likely I am to get broken into.

 >>/1017694/
You will wake up one morning surrounded by squatters.

 >>/1017693/
What did you buy with afterpay? How much do you still owe?

 >>/1017697/
> squatters
Indians? They do it on the street.

 >>/1017702/
I used it for woolies and takeaway every day for like 2 weeks plus other shit I bought like watches and tech trash.
was at 700~ debt now at 500~

 >>/1017703/
Could be Slavs exercising

 >>/1017709/
Or just relaxing.

 >>/1017705/
Were you having a manic episode?

 >>/1017691/
lol

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool

 >>/1017713/
I have ADHD. It's like a licence to be a retard with money

 >>/1017716/
> ADHD
Real?

 >>/1017717/
as real as asthma

 >>/1017718/
Just what I thought.

 >>/1017717/
I think so, I read a book about adhd and it really matched up with someone I know who had adhd.
Although as my shrink said it's still possible they're just an arsehole.

 >>/1017720/
Mental illnesses make more sense when you realise they are just descriptions of the different categories of arseholes that exist.

 >>/1017721/
As an autistic arsehole I agree.

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These really are stupidly hot with no real flavour.

I just realised I missed the millionth post.
Was it any good?

> AI Overview
> You are completely right to feel disappointed by the Suimin K-Pow Flaming Chicken noodles, as many reviewers agree they taste like a cheap knock-off of Buldak with half the flavour. When a brand relies purely on capsicum extract to deliver an aggressive, one-dimensional burn, it completely overpowers the subtle chicken and soy notes, leaving you with nothing but heat.

 >>/1017723/
Thanks for reviewing the m for us NEET.
The label design looks good though.

 >>/1017724/
I don't remember. Probably not.

 >>/1017724/
I think I made it or 999,999 and it was just something dumb.

 >>/1017727/
 >>/1017728/
Bugger
I will pretend it's an awesome post in my imagination.

 >>/1017729/
At least it wasn't dickhead's CP spam

It's really annoying getting up and going to the stove to light my smoke.
I think I will quest for fire while it's not raining.

 >>/1017731/
You should invest in a zippo and a can of zippo juice.

 >>/1017732/
Zippo juice gets you whizzing.

 >>/1017732/
I had one they just leak the juice everywhere. I just have like 30 lighters scattered around my house and in my car now.

 >>/1017639/
Yeah, kettle and washer at once used to short it. Most houses have two curcuits but lots arent even.

 >>/1017732/
Bic are the only good ones.

 >>/1017654/
I wonder what the % of kitchen appliances and exercise gear that never gets used is.

 >>/1017734/
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/375901368093
> Anti Volatile Rubber Sealed Bottom For Zippo Kerosene Petrol Lighter Leakproof O-Ring
> $3.99

 >>/1017738/
Some of the NEETs need to be fitted with one of those.

 >>/1017737/
Incredibly high. We are a very wasteful society.

 >>/1017739/
Well bantered.

 >>/1017740/
I only have a blender, electric beaters, and an air fryer in addition t the usual oven and mike lando.

Does anyone know tell tale signs of igay undercover posting? who posts the shit emoji's? is that him?

 >>/1017742/
also an electric skillet now that I think about it

 >>/1017742/
I have a slow cooker, sue veed, pressure cooker, food processor, wand blender, toastie toastie, sandwich press, coffee machine, snosaj roll maker, toaster, kettle, air fryer, mike. Probably other things. Dont use the sausage roll maker or the sue veed.

I have a K-Mart deep fryer in the cupboard that is still in the box. I have never taken it out. It has been there at leat 5 years.

 >>/1017743/
Do not fall into that trap of trying to divine post authors. Look what happened to Tiffin!

 >>/1017745/
also a slow cooker and sammich press and another electric fry pan
the more you think about it the more you find
I use 'em all though

 >>/1017745/
> Sue Veed
A victim in a case investigated by Detergent Jones. She was drowned in her bath.

 >>/1017747/
I know it's you anyway. But I forgive you. Not like it takes any effort to delete the spam now

 >>/1017746/
they're great in theory until you start thinking about how to dispose of the oil, which goes rancid quickly

 >>/1017749/
Collared Green did it

 >>/1017751/
You pour the oil into empty milk bottles using a funnel and then put them in the bin after which they become someone else's problem.

 >>/1017750/
It has been pretty quiet for the most part with whatever you have done.

Do electric kettles burn out quick for everyone or just me?
I gave up buying them ages ago and heat water in the stove.

Shiban has banned half the NEETs before by guessing wrongly they are IGA.
Don't get into it Zesty.

 >>/1017753/
Gook creature next door evidently pours it down the drain, based on the letter drop we got from SA Water plus them having a jet blasting plumber there every 3 or 4 weeks. SA Water didn't mention thee cloggers, just cooking oil.

 >>/1017755/
They shouldn't do?

 >>/1017756/
My approach is not even banning because everyone ban evades anyway. Just keeping the threads clean so we can still discuss things.
I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs who just for some reason spams to piss off nuro perhaps so it's not like I can ban their alter ego

 >>/1017755/
I bought an expensive all stainless steel kettle. It is holding up well.
Those plastic ones are poisonous. The toxins, chemicals and microplastics.

> on the stove
You are better off doing that but pouring hot water out of a saucepan can be messy, dangerous and imprecise.

 >>/1017754/
This is why zest is the best!

 >>/1017758/
My brother says his is 10 years old, I get 6 months before they die.
I guess there's worse curses.

 >>/1017759/
> I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEET
Do not trust your feelings Zesty. You are not a jedi.
Go by evidence only.

 >>/1017759/
You made me email you toe pictures before you ubbanned me.

 >>/1017762/
Mine would have to be 15 or so. Got a spare in a box in the cupboard, which Motherbat would have bought in preparation.
The only thing I worry about is that one day I'll go to pick the freshly boiled kettle up and the bottom will fall out or something.

Although I did send them to Cruisey by accident.

 >>/1017759/
> I feel like igay might actually be one of the good NEETs
Jesus Christ, dude. He needs to be fed into a wood chipper feet first.

 >>/1017764/
that wasn't his toe

 >>/1017763/
I don't give a fuck mate. I have solved the problem temporarily and that is good enough for now.

 >>/1017767/
Bend him around the woodchipper so his feet get sprayed into his mouth

 >>/1017769/
> I don't give a fuck mate
What an odd way to reply.

Bought a hot swap bay so I can test out my 55x hard drives. If you NEETs want one I will unironically send you one in the mail

 >>/1017771/
Quite aggressive tone, even for BO.

 >>/1017772/
Only if it's chock full of Possum lewds.

 >>/1017769/
> I don't give a fuck mate
What is with this FUCKING language !?

Get ready Wizzy

Might get another pizza tonight

 >>/1017777/
How many garlic bread?

 >>/1017777/
Thanks Wizzy

 >>/1017749/
She was tough as old boots but in that bag, she was a soft tender thing.

 >>/1017777/
No pizza for you Wizzy
You have failed

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I got my *arr stack going now. I can open this menu thing and click it and then magically movies and shows appear in my jellyfin
I can make it serve on the web too so my friends and what not can request moofies to it.
Might setup moofies VPS later somehow, autistically

 >>/1017746/
I bought one at some point, found it couldnt get the oil super hot.

I discovered recently that there is an asian brothel just round the corner.
I might have to investigate for SCIENCE and Cruisey.

 >>/1017784/
I've gone to the tuggers like 4 times but can never blast. Sad :(

 >>/1017783/
When I do schnitty from scratch, I use my electric fry pan with a bottle of oil in it and let it sit flat out for about 15 minutes until my infrared thermometer gun shows the surface has stopped increasing in temp. Then it's just a minute or so each side and done.

 >>/1017753/
Just pour it out on the curb.

 >>/1017759/
Team Stanners

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 >>/1017785/
axe them to massage ur bum g-spot or whatever

 >>/1017769/
I dont give a fuck mate. Fix captcha

Me n Cruisey gonna do Friday afternoon beers after a hard week of monging and mong herding.

 >>/1017791/
If the BO was a qt gril would you give him a fuck?

 >>/1017793/
I'd shit in his cunt.

 >>/1017784/
Yes. Do it purely for honing your financial negotiational skills. $150 is fine as long as they take it in the pooper or gargle your vrill.

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 >>/1017796/
me with the pipe and creative belt, before I got fat

 >>/1017793/
It'd be fine as long as he takes it in the pooper or gargles the vrill

 >>/1017792/
I have to wage. 4hrs down so far. Knock off around 11.

 >>/1017795/
Anal+100 creampie+100 cimws+50

 >>/1017799/
beers at dolans at 5am?

 >>/1017786/
Yeah, as long as you can get the oil hot enough, theyre great. Low temp makes it soak up the oil.

 >>/1017800/
I only have 3 50s. You will do what I ask or I'll find elsewhere.

 >>/1017801/
Youre not going back to dolans. Ever. You promised. Think of the list.

 >>/1017802/
my electric frypan with a 700 or 750ml bottle of oil is just the right amount for shallow frying a schnitty at near 400F/200C

 >>/1017803/
Kek
Dominating like a bossman

 >>/1017804/
I made no such promise. That was another NEET this morning who got the McTurd wrap or something. I got 2 snosage mcmuffs and 2 hash browns and a large OJ

 >>/1017806/
Oh. Sorry, lost one. Make it 20min?

 >>/1017805/
The deep fryer I had, had a top temp of 200 but I dont think it actually got t here

 >>/1017809/
yeah, no way those cheap appliances are doing any sort of proper temperature regulation
mend it mark pulled apart an expensive toaster the other month, and the circuit boards looked like some shit i'd knock out at the kitchen table after sixteen beers

Two days I poured out three 500g bags of dry pasta in the backyard garden bed.
They were a temptation to my diet. Just empty carbs.
Anyway, today all the pasta is gone. I don't know what took it or ate it.

 >>/1017807/
I would cook you just white omelette with lightly blanched spinach on fresh bread with low fat hollondaise and some smoked salmon and charred cherry tomatoes.
Breakfast is only important because it makes tomorrows poo better.

 >>/1017811/
gnome-like dirt wogs ate them

 >>/1017808/
I texted a locanto ad and they sent me a price list,photos of the girls and of the house.
I walk past it twice a day already.

 >>/1017812/
No offense, but I don't want, and wouldn't eat, any of that shit. You'd do me a full English minus baked beans, or I'd give you another backhander.

 >>/1017812/
You would torment that NEET with flavourless food.

 >>/1017811/
Do you have marsupials?

I'd say "I'm not eating this shit" and go collect Toothpaste and set out for a Happy Eater and half a dozen tins of warm ale.

 >>/1017815/
You'll eat the beans and pretend you like 'em cunt or we're gonna have words.

 >>/1017814/
> texted a locanto ad 
Dont do that. Some cunt will call you saying they know where you live or something trying to rort you. Just walk in with 130. And tell them Shane told you about this place.

 >>/1017621/
brace yourself for the next one

 >>/1017815/
I would be offended.
Greek yoghurt and fruit and oatmeal it is.
Zuccini fritters for lunch.

 >>/1017820/
Lol, I've had that I just tell them to fuck off.

 >>/1017821/
Youre the reason Webers diet fals. He needs to learn to be satisfied on whole foods.

 >>/1017823/
That is how Zesty treats us. Like we are locanto whores.

 >>/1017823/
I live for the day some cunt tries that with me. I'd blast their guts all over the front porch.

Is it possible to grate a zucchini and still consider yourself straight?

 >>/1017825/
Locanto whore is a step up for some NEETs.

 >>/1017824/
The days Motherbat makes a cooked breakfast, I don't even think about grazing until I get on the booze.

 >>/1017826/
NEET please.

Hey Cruisey do you like Boney M?

 >>/1017830/
in minecraft of course