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NEET General #971 - Discharge Edition

NEET

4/17/2026 05:12:00 No. 994053 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Our thoughts are with our hospitalised NEET. We are hoping to celebrate his discharge with him soon.

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NEET

4/22/2026 01:36:00 No. 995115 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW THREAD
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NEET

4/22/2026 01:36:00 No. 995116 [Preview] [Reply]

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Coming along nicely neet.

NEET

4/22/2026 01:36:00 No. 995117 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

4/22/2026 01:37:00 No. 995118 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

4/22/2026 01:37:00 No. 995119 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW THREAD
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NEET General #970 - Skateboarding Slang Edition

NEET

4/13/2026 09:59:00 No. 993035 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What sort of skateboarder slang do you NEETs use in everyday life?

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NEET

4/17/2026 05:27:00 No. 994062 [Preview] [Reply]

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Cruisey

NEET

4/17/2026 05:27:00 No. 994063 [Preview] [Reply]

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Are you not HAPPY?

NEET

4/17/2026 05:28:00 No. 994064 [Preview] [Reply]

I got 2 bottles of bourbon at the bottleo and the clerk guy was trying to be friendly. Asked me if I wanted coke and I ssid no, so he made a gesture of drinking and said to drink it straight. Then when I left he made some joke to the car about how the party is at that fella's (me) house.

NEET

4/17/2026 05:28:00 No. 994065 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

4/17/2026 05:29:00 No. 994066 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is

NEET

4/9/2026 09:27:00 No. 991909 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

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NEET

4/13/2026 09:56:00 No. 993033 [Preview] [Reply]

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Very seductive pose.

NEET

4/13/2026 09:58:00 No. 993034 [Preview] [Reply]

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QUICK NEETS GET TO THE FLOPPAH!

NEET

4/13/2026 10:01:00 No. 993036 [Preview] [Reply]

This NEET out here again advertising the evac chopper before a new landing site has been found.

Just causes panic and casualties amongst the NEETs.

NEET

4/13/2026 10:01:00 No. 993038 [Preview] [Reply]

UNSEEN ETHNIC ARSE

NEET

4/13/2026 10:01:00 No. 993039 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #968 - Hippy Style Edition

NEET

4/5/2026 00:14:00 No. 990831 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Hippys were the first NEETs, why do they get so much antagonism from modern NEETs? Its because they were boomers

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NEET

4/9/2026 09:41:00 No. 991928 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

4/9/2026 09:41:00 No. 991929 [Preview] [Reply]

DO NOT MISS THE PICKUP!
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NEET

4/9/2026 09:42:00 No. 991930 [Preview] [Reply]

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SWOOSH! SWOOSH! SWOOSH!
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NEET

4/9/2026 09:43:00 No. 991932 [Preview] [Reply]

BIG

NEET

4/9/2026 09:43:00 No. 991934 [Preview] [Reply]

HAVE YOU NEETS HEARD ABOUT MY ARSE?

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NEET General #967 - Truth Edition

NEET

3/31/2026 06:02:00 No. 989759 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

I'm right and you're wrong.

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NEET

4/4/2026 22:58:00 No. 990825 [Preview] [Reply]

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Poor NEET.

NEET

4/4/2026 23:11:00 No. 990826 [Preview] [Reply]

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The Easter Bunny didn't come either :(
There's box of Kiwi Cadbury Favourites in my section of the cupboard, but they've been there since I arrived.

NEET

4/4/2026 23:21:00 No. 990828 [Preview] [Reply]

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She left them there for Easter. You have to believe NEET.

NEET

4/4/2026 23:22:00 No. 990829 [Preview] [Reply]

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do they make toilets with insinkerators like you get in the kitchen sink ?

sounds like a million dollar idea .... automatic super sonic neet poo sredders

NEET

4/4/2026 23:36:00 No. 990830 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #966 - Neon Edition

NEET

3/25/2026 12:32:00 No. 988725 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Look into the light!

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NEET

3/31/2026 05:41:00 No. 989754 [Preview] [Reply]

bum

NEET

3/31/2026 05:44:00 No. 989755 [Preview] [Reply]

holes

NEET

3/31/2026 05:47:00 No. 989756 [Preview] [Reply]

from

NEET

3/31/2026 05:48:00 No. 989757 [Preview] [Reply]

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disguised in the audio settings as "based boost" instead of "bass boost"

NEET

3/31/2026 05:49:00 No. 989758 [Preview] [Reply]

farewell

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NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition

NEET

3/20/2026 03:24:00 No. 987500 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Is 3D printing the future?

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NEET

3/25/2026 13:37:00 No. 988732 [Preview] [Reply]

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What breed is the current lot?  >>/988731/
My bone grows when bob rubs over it too

NEET

3/25/2026 13:41:00 No. 988733 [Preview] [Reply]

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Lol
Bubba kush, same as the last lot, I ordered some seeds.

NEET

3/25/2026 14:00:00 No. 988734 [Preview] [Reply]

Quorum died for our sins.

NEET

3/25/2026 14:31:00 No. 988737 [Preview] [Reply]

You can just use large jars with a zip lock bag full of water as a weight, and glad wrap for a lid. This is not some hipster food larp.

NEET

3/25/2026 14:34:00 No. 988738 [Preview] [Reply]

Spent hours cleaning, still feels like nothing was achieved. Probably just weeks behind on house work

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NEET General #964 - No Need to Cry Edition

NEET

3/15/2026 07:21:00 No. 986440 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

It's gonna be OK.

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NEET

3/20/2026 02:21:00 No. 987495 [Preview] [Reply]

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hardly touched the sides by the looks

NEET

3/20/2026 02:21:00 No. 987496 [Preview] [Reply]

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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!

NEET

3/20/2026 02:28:00 No. 987497 [Preview] [Reply]

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Kek

NEET

3/20/2026 02:31:00 No. 987498 [Preview] [Reply]

TFW REALLY QUITE STONED INNA CHOPPAH

NEET

3/20/2026 02:31:00 No. 987499 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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NEET General #963 - Become Ungovernable Edition

NEET

3/11/2026 22:55:00 No. 985338 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Let's all become ungovernable, NEETs!
Post your tips and tricks for sticking it to the man ITT (In This Thread).

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NEET

3/15/2026 07:42:00 No. 986444 [Preview] [Reply]

ADIDAS

NEET

3/15/2026 07:43:00 No. 986445 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

3/15/2026 07:43:00 No. 986446 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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NEET

3/15/2026 07:43:00 No. 986447 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

3/15/2026 07:44:00 No. 986448 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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NEET General #962 - Cant afford Petty Edition

NEET

3/7/2026 02:56:00 No. 984157 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

How high will it go? Three, four bucks a liter? Is your tranny leaking oil too? That wont help. Its time you thought about selling your second car and downsizing. No race war without fun juice from the land of the sand people.

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NEET

3/11/2026 22:40:00 No. 985333 [Preview] [Reply]

Wrote out my voting preferences for when early polling opens on Saturday morning. Another thing off the todo list.

NEET

3/11/2026 22:41:00 No. 985334 [Preview] [Reply]

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That's good, NOOT.

NEET

3/11/2026 22:42:00 No. 985335 [Preview] [Reply]

Did anyone get that $200 from cruisey for emergency neet feed?

NEET

3/11/2026 22:47:00 No. 985336 [Preview] [Reply]

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No. I thought it was $300 once my calorific needs were factored in too.

NEET

3/11/2026 22:49:00 No. 985337 [Preview] [Reply]

Gm neets. How do i get a credit card?

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The bored four NEETs