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NEET General #997 - Major Incident Edition

NEET

8/19/2026 09:36:00 No. 1021862 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

A serious incident has occurred in the Cruisey workplace cinematic universe.

Reports need writing. Two have resigned. Cruisey has disappeared into the administrative abyss

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8/23/2026 06:22:00 No. 1022981 [Preview] [Reply]

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Are you retarded or do you use IP in some alternative meaning?

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8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022983 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1022981/
Many of our NEETs suffer from mental illness and/or intellectual disability.

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8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022984 [Preview] [Reply]

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I made the I Like Tits thread
I did not make the Pidge thread

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8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022985 [Preview] [Reply]

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> I made the I Like Tits thread
Imagine admitting such a thing.

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8/23/2026 06:23:00 No. 1022986 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #996 - Smiling Everyday Edition

NEET

8/15/2026 19:58:00 No. 1020852 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Before MonkAI launches, have some more sloppa
> Make time every day for meaningful connection with someone you care about, because research consistently links strong social relationships with greater happiness and well-being.

> End each day by writing down a few things you’re grateful for, as randomized trials and a large systematic review suggest gratitude practices can improve positive mood and mental well-being.


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8/22/2026 02:56:00 No. 1022574 [Preview] [Reply]

apm employment services

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8/22/2026 02:57:00 No. 1022575 [Preview] [Reply]

disappearing bananas

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8/22/2026 02:58:00 No. 1022576 [Preview] [Reply]

pump and dump

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8/22/2026 02:59:00 No. 1022577 [Preview] [Reply]

bum bum

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8/22/2026 02:59:00 No. 1022578 [Preview] [Reply]

tom hanks

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NEET General #995 - Fashion Hoist Edition

NEET

8/12/2026 09:12:00 No. 1019799 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs think that one them time comes that you need your executive form hoisted about in a sling that you will manage to look effortlessly chic and fashionable?
Personally I would not be surprised if the first nurse who does it for me asks me out.

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8/16/2026 03:01:00 No. 1020968 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/16/2026 03:02:00 No. 1020969 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/16/2026 03:04:00 No. 1020970 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/16/2026 03:04:00 No. 1020971 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/16/2026 03:05:00 No. 1020972 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #994 - Cortisol Spike Edition

NEET

8/9/2026 06:54:00 No. 1018751 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

AI Slop to start us off
> Average /ausneets/ cortisol spike: someone you haven’t spoken to in six months posts “doing alright lately.”


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8/12/2026 09:15:00 No. 1019807 [Preview] [Reply]

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Unless you get the free games, then a feature and they bring out the free party pies and a pepsi max

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8/12/2026 09:15:00 No. 1019808 [Preview] [Reply]

The bins need to go out Weber.

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8/12/2026 09:15:00 No. 1019809 [Preview] [Reply]

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GNN

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8/12/2026 09:15:00 No. 1019810 [Preview] [Reply]

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> free party pies and a pepsi max
Living the good life.

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8/12/2026 09:23:00 No. 1019818 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #993 - This Shit is Bananas Edition

NEET

8/7/2026 00:12:00 No. 1017591 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

How many bananas can you eat, NEET?

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8/9/2026 06:02:00 No. 1018746 [Preview] [Reply]

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The machines used to give out physical tickets but nowadays you get points stored on a card you havd to get just to play anything.

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8/9/2026 06:08:00 No. 1018747 [Preview] [Reply]

I'm so fucking hungry

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8/9/2026 06:32:00 No. 1018748 [Preview] [Reply]

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You need to get some red sneakers and a bumbag then NEET.

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8/9/2026 06:34:00 No. 1018749 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1018744/
No missus ever allows issues to remain smoothed

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8/9/2026 11:27:00 No. 1018912 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/3/2026 00:08:00 No. 1016546 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEET General #992 - Awak addition

What keeps you awak neets?


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8/7/2026 02:34:00 No. 1017706 [Preview] [Reply]

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Thanks NEET 💖

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8/7/2026 02:34:00 No. 1017707 [Preview] [Reply]

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8/7/2026 02:35:00 No. 1017708 [Preview] [Reply]

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CUM SPLASH

NEET

8/7/2026 02:36:00 No. 1017710 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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8/7/2026 02:36:00 No. 1017711 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN.

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NEET General #991 - Emergency Alert Edition

NEET

7/27/2026 08:35:00 No. 1015437 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey I don't wanna hear that noise again.

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8/2/2026 23:53:00 No. 1016543 [Preview] [Reply]

Require new thread. Urgent!

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8/3/2026 00:04:00 No. 1016544 [Preview] [Reply]

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Damn, that's a lot of stuff to get through just in a morning.

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8/3/2026 00:05:00 No. 1016545 [Preview] [Reply]

Never eaten octopus

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8/3/2026 00:10:00 No. 1016547 [Preview] [Reply]

Someone call chopper?
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8/3/2026 00:14:00 No. 1016551 [Preview] [Reply]

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BUM RASH

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NEET General #990 - Glenn's Edition

NEET

7/22/2026 09:58:00 No. 1014383 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Won't be long until he tells us about Glenn, right?

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7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015438 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015439 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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7/27/2026 08:36:00 No. 1015440 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015441 [Preview] [Reply]

IS GLENN EVEN ALIVE?

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7/27/2026 08:37:00 No. 1015442 [Preview] [Reply]

FIN

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NEET General #989 - Driving Incident Edition

NEET

7/17/2026 22:42:00 No. 1013356 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Have you NEETs ever been involved in a serious incident while driving?
Did insurance do the right thing by you?

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7/22/2026 12:57:00 No. 1014427 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014430 [Preview] [Reply]

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7/22/2026 12:58:00 No. 1014431 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #988 - Still Remembered Edition

NEET

7/14/2026 03:17:00 No. 1012366 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We will never, ever forget her. And what was done to her.

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7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013371 [Preview] [Reply]

Called the insurance company. A request for review was made and will be started on Monday when that Team returns.

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7/18/2026 00:44:00 No. 1013372 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
> so maybe she is bleeding out her front bum or something??
Likely.

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7/18/2026 00:58:00 No. 1013373 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
don't take it personally, remember that other people have moods just like you and there's only a 25% chance both you and her will be in a good mood upon encountering eachother

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7/18/2026 01:06:00 No. 1013374 [Preview] [Reply]

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My life is not just a series of meme call and responses.
Had a choof and a wank

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7/18/2026 01:09:00 No. 1013375 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1013370/
What a cunt

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The bored four NEETs