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NEET General #982 - Holodeck Ban Edition

NEET

6/14/2026 09:11:00 No. 1005817 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What do you NEETs think would be the cause of your holodeck ban?

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NEET

6/21/2026 00:45:00 No. 1006907 [Preview] [Reply]

2. He is a gentle and attentive lover.

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6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006908 [Preview] [Reply]

3. While most Possums live on fruit and vegetables, Possum lives on garlic bread and wicked wings.

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6/21/2026 00:47:00 No. 1006909 [Preview] [Reply]

4. He has comically large feet.

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6/21/2026 00:49:00 No. 1006910 [Preview] [Reply]

5. Cruisey installed his letterbox crooked and Possum is reminded of the fact every time he collects his mail.

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6/21/2026 00:50:00 No. 1006911 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #981 - Coma survivor Edition

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6/8/2026 11:55:00 No. 1004745 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

We all know you sit in front of your computer as soon as you get out of bed. How many of you skip the middleman and sleep with your head on the keyboard?

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6/14/2026 09:23:00 No. 1005825 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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6/14/2026 09:24:00 No. 1005826 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005822/
Yes.

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6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005827 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1005826/
❤️

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6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005828 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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6/14/2026 09:25:00 No. 1005829 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #980 - Druggy Russian NEET Shitposter Edition

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6/2/2026 11:15:00 No. 1003598 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Check out the other board if (You) havent already. Cruisey made some friends and they're actually kinda based. Bonus points for introducing us to new durgs, CRUISEY I WANNA TRY KROKODIL! I WANNA GET SOME METHEDRONE! who says NEETs get stuck in a rut?

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6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004646 [Preview] [Reply]

EARTH QUAKES IN NIPPON

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6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004647 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004648 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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6/8/2026 07:47:00 No. 1004649 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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6/8/2026 11:58:00 No. 1004746 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

5/27/2026 13:57:00 No. 1002542 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEET General #979 - Smoke and Mirrors edition

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6/2/2026 20:37:00 No. 1003625 [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey is in Russia

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6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003626 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003627 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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6/2/2026 20:38:00 No. 1003628 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW
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NEET

6/2/2026 20:39:00 No. 1003629 [Preview] [Reply]

Fin.

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NEET General #978 - Staircases Edition

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5/21/2026 14:47:00 No. 1001493 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs ever have difficulty navigating paradoxical and optical illusion staircases?

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5/27/2026 13:00:00 No. 1002531 [Preview] [Reply]

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I visited Queensland just recently, during the 'dry season'. It rained the whole fucking time.

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5/27/2026 13:04:00 No. 1002532 [Preview] [Reply]

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Excite.
Share your potpourri recipes.

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5/27/2026 13:15:00 No. 1002533 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/1002529/
post one of your spells pls

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5/27/2026 13:24:00 No. 1002534 [Preview] [Reply]

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i like magic

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5/27/2026 13:29:00 No. 1002535 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #977 - Yes, I Did It Edition

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5/16/2026 02:00:00 No. 1000437 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

I did it.

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5/21/2026 19:56:00 No. 1001498 [Preview] [Reply]

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This is quite a dark Pepe. It frightens me.

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5/21/2026 19:57:00 No. 1001499 [Preview] [Reply]

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Here is a Mandalorian themed Pepe. I think I will wait for the torrent to come out to watch the new film.

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5/21/2026 19:58:00 No. 1001500 [Preview] [Reply]

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I am not sure of the meaning behind this Pepe. I think Pepe's outfit might have shrunk in the wash.

NEET

5/21/2026 19:59:00 No. 1001501 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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5/21/2026 19:59:00 No. 1001503 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #976 - Smell Teh Flowers Edition

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5/11/2026 00:35:00 No. 999380 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

*SNIFF SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

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5/16/2026 01:56:00 No. 1000432 [Preview] [Reply]

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Why are they terrorists? Did they make actual thteats of violence?

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5/16/2026 01:57:00 No. 1000433 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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5/16/2026 01:57:00 No. 1000434 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/1000417/
Honky Chortlers inc.

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5/16/2026 01:58:00 No. 1000435 [Preview] [Reply]

Rashed bum

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5/16/2026 01:58:00 No. 1000436 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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NEET General #975 - The Goods Edition

NEET

5/5/2026 08:51:00 No. 998374 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs ever feel a strong desire for "the goods"?
How do you define the goods?
Can an individual themselves be considered "the goods"?
Are you the goods?

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5/11/2026 00:41:00 No. 999390 [Preview] [Reply]

CRUISEY DON'T CARE

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5/11/2026 00:41:00 No. 999391 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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5/11/2026 00:42:00 No. 999392 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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5/11/2026 00:43:00 No. 999393 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:  >>/999380/ (you)
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sage

NEET

6/21/2026 23:40:00 No. 1007075 [Preview] [Reply]

GONE

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NEET General #974 - Deleted Thread Edition

NEET

4/30/2026 14:10:00 No. 997306 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

The last thread got deleted with no warning. RIP to any of the NEETs who did not make it out in time and went down with it. Lost forever.

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5/5/2026 08:49:00 No. 998372 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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5/5/2026 08:50:00 No. 998373 [Preview] [Reply]

PARACORD GANG

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5/5/2026 08:51:00 No. 998375 [Preview] [Reply]

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Bill should take you out.

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5/5/2026 08:52:00 No. 998376 [Preview] [Reply]

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5/5/2026 08:52:00 No. 998377 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #973 - Fifty years of Pepe Edition

NEET

4/26/2026 05:59:00 No. 996129 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Happy Birthday Pepe, Gen X alt media icon and swastika for the modern age. Show Pepe how much you love him by getting a tattoo and posting some classic Pepe's to celebrate over 100 years of Pepe memes.

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4/30/2026 08:11:00 No. 997225 [Preview] [Reply]

MOTHERS DAY CARD

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4/30/2026 08:11:00 No. 997226 [Preview] [Reply]

NEW:
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4/30/2026 08:12:00 No. 997227 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

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4/30/2026 08:12:00 No. 997229 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

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4/30/2026 08:13:00 No. 997230 [Preview] [Reply]

CRUISEY TELL US THE ETHO STORY

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