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NEET General #956 - Spar Warrior Edition

NEET

2/5/2026 08:03:00 No. 977550 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEETs do you remember the first time you held a spar in your hands?

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NEET

2/10/2026 02:55:00 No. 978749 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

2/10/2026 03:03:00 No. 978750 [Preview] [Reply]

CUM SPLASH

NEET

2/10/2026 03:04:00 No. 978751 [Preview] [Reply]

you should make a new thread before announcing the end of the existing one

NEET

2/10/2026 03:04:00 No. 978752 [Preview] [Reply]

DELAYED NEET POO

NEET

2/10/2026 03:11:00 No. 978753 [Preview] [Reply]

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Weeeeeberboig
Getting the korean bbq boig

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NEET General #955 - Cheese Cave Edition

NEET

2/1/2026 05:48:00 No. 976510 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are you NEETs physically present on this world but mentally and spiritually away in a cheese cave or walk-in cheese refrigerator?

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NEET

2/5/2026 08:22:00 No. 977561 [Preview] [Reply]

PUSH CRUISEY PUSH!

NEET

2/5/2026 08:22:00 No. 977562 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

2/5/2026 08:25:00 No. 977563 [Preview] [Reply]

POSSUM BUM BUM

NEET

2/5/2026 08:25:00 No. 977564 [Preview] [Reply]

JEW NIGGER

NEET

2/5/2026 08:26:00 No. 977565 [Preview] [Reply]

SWEETIE KISSES

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NEET General #954 - Three AM Snack Edition

NEET

1/27/2026 23:06:00 No. 975519 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What flavor jam do you have on your NEET hours meal? I prefer mandarin and nectarine home made.

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NEET

2/1/2026 07:57:00 No. 976544 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/976472/
> chubby
Yes she is.

NEET

2/1/2026 07:57:00 No. 976545 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

2/1/2026 07:59:00 No. 976546 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/976544/
wut?

NEET

2/1/2026 08:01:00 No. 976547 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/976536/
Brown hands is the only service they deserve.

NEET

2/1/2026 08:02:00 No. 976549 [Preview] [Reply]

POSSUM IS FRENCH

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NEET General #954 - Celestial Veneration Edition

NEET

1/23/2026 05:21:00 No. 974463 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

What do you NEETs think of Celestial Veneration? Do you worship gas giants?

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NEET

1/27/2026 22:57:00 No. 975516 [Preview] [Reply]

BIN DAY BEST DAY

NEET

1/27/2026 22:59:00 No. 975517 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/27/2026 22:59:00 No. 975518 [Preview] [Reply]

The last time Neptune transited the sign of Aries was from 1861 to 1875. This period brought significant cultural shifts and scientific discoveries — for instance, the Civil War and the pasteurisation of milk.

NEET

1/27/2026 23:06:00 No. 975520 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM BUM

NEET

1/28/2026 00:47:00 No. 975542 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #953 - Billy and the NEET-a-saurus Edition

NEET

1/20/2026 03:49:00 No. 973443 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Are they just turning NEETs out on an assembly line these days?

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NEET

1/23/2026 05:36:00 No. 974484 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/974483/
The sexier the phone voice the fatter and 60 years older they are.
Trust me NEET, I'm a degenerate.

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974485 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974487 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/974461/
Send him a card introducing yourself.

NEET

1/23/2026 05:37:00 No. 974488 [Preview] [Reply]

SEXUALLY DISSAPOINTED NEETS

NEET

1/23/2026 05:38:00 No. 974490 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #952 - Autismus Prime Edition

NEET

1/16/2026 09:20:00 No. 972281 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

NEETs which transformer was your favourite?

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NEET

1/20/2026 04:02:00 No. 973453 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/973447/
To clean the big NEET loads off

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973455 [Preview] [Reply]

PUBLIC TOILET TOURIST

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973456 [Preview] [Reply]

Cruisey must never wear shorts.

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973457 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/20/2026 04:05:00 No. 973458 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #951 - NEET Park Edition

NEET

1/13/2026 15:23:00 No. 971216 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Do you NEETs have opinions on TV shows that keep going for more seasons than they should?

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NEET

1/16/2026 10:20:00 No. 972324 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/972322/
Get in NEET.

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972325 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972326 [Preview] [Reply]

CUCUMBER PATCH AMBUSH (SEXUAL)

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972327 [Preview] [Reply]

Boom roosh

NEET

1/16/2026 10:21:00 No. 972328 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General # 950 - Culture Edition

NEET

1/10/2026 04:20:00 No. 970185 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as living in a highly cultured area?

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NEET

1/14/2026 03:00:00 No. 971298 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/971296/
Check the ash tray in the car.

NEET

1/14/2026 03:05:00 No. 971299 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/971296/
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Seconding this one, there has got to be a few coins in the car under the seats

NEET

1/14/2026 03:06:00 No. 971300 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/14/2026 03:07:00 No. 971301 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET

1/14/2026 03:07:00 No. 971302 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #949 - Executive Internment Edition

NEET

1/6/2026 05:38:00 No. 969102 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Pack your bags Executive NEETs, the Maxi-Taxi will arrive soon to whisk you away to a beautiful mansion far away from the winds of shame. Waddle about the manicured gardens safe behind four foot thick walls where no skelly or normie will pass judgement on you again. Five course meals three times a day! Your own personal staff of professionals to bring out your best! Executives are valued in this society.

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NEET

1/10/2026 04:35:00 No. 970198 [Preview] [Reply]

I found the Dixon Dallas nude.

NEET

1/10/2026 04:36:00 No. 970200 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/10/2026 04:36:00 No. 970201 [Preview] [Reply]

 >>/970198/
Hot! Want.

NEET

1/10/2026 04:37:00 No. 970202 [Preview] [Reply]

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 >>/970201/

NEET

1/10/2026 04:37:00 No. 970203 [Preview] [Reply]

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NEET General #948 - Year of Acceptance Edition

NEET

1/1/2026 04:06:00 No. 967954 [Open] [Preview] [Reply]

Happy New Year NEETs.
2026 is officially the year of acceptance. Where we accept we are never going to change and just enjoy our lives instead.
Accept it.

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NEET

1/6/2026 06:56:00 No. 969144 [Preview] [Reply]

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MACHT SCHNELL MEIN LEIBEN GETTEN IM DER PANZERWAGEN!

NEET

1/6/2026 06:57:00 No. 969145 [Preview] [Reply]

SNIFFO MY TIFFO

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969146 [Preview] [Reply]

BUM RASH

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969147 [Preview] [Reply]

srsly tho wombo should put on Picnic at Hanging Rock by Peter Weir this saturday.

NEET

1/6/2026 06:58:00 No. 969148 [Preview] [Reply]

CAMO MUD ON THE MARZIPAN

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The bored four NEETs