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Waddled down to the kebab shop to try a $10 sundae I've been wanting to try for a while. Dreadful. Full of ice and homebrand tier chocolate sauce. Also the poojeta who served me was hideous, with creepy black nails totally inappropriate for a public facing food service job. I'll know better next time. Stick to ice creams from specialist ice cream places, or maccas.





















Noticed the inside of the lid for my cold brew coffee jar has been painted, and some of the paint has come off from scratching the glass jar. Not happy about this. Don't want to consume paint. Might go to ikea to see if they have any better jars.































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I watched Terminator 3: rise of the Machines (2003).
This is not a great film but it is not quite as bad as many people say.
Older John Connor is miscast and played incorrectly. He should not have been so detached and ironic.
This was the first of the franchises which was ruined by sequels which were in awe of the originals and therefore could not take themselves seriously and instead come across as sort of parodies of the originals. Too much fan service and winks at the audience.
Many such cases now.



had 2/3rds a big mac and 6 nuggets and drove home. on the way some fuck wit had his high beams up my ass so i stopped and blared my horn when he when past. he probably shit himself the cunt






< you grandfather sounds like a big figure in your life
> yeah i learnt a lot from him
< wow, it sounds like you really loved your grandfather
> what? fuck no. I learnt don't do anything the fuck he did
> he was a terrible cunt!

4am jokes. can't sleep so youse get a joke
























































































I always feel like I'm a character in the sims when I go to ikea. And the food there is terrible, probably because it's swedish, but I will be going back one more time to try the cured salmon. Got a new, 1.5l jar for cold brewing coffee. No paint, just natural rubber, glass and stainless steel.







 >>/1030331/
All those dirty cum hungry sluts want your cock even more than you want their tender little shiny pink dripping cunts. You think they look like that in public without knowing every man looks at those leggings and wants to rip them apart. Make eye contact while thinking about them choking and spluttering on you. They love it.





my dream last night i was trying to escape like truman show and was in a chicks car, she was pretty hot and she was like i have a dick too and i was like meh, could be worse. woke up with a hard on


Fighting with the misso all weekend. Thank God she's at work today so I'm drinking goon. Walk of shame on the busy road with the cask and my grotty trackies on. I walked there twice last night and fuck me the same cunt was working there this morning. 
She's trying to bait me into hitting her so she can call the cops. Has been just repeating everything I say, following me around the house, sitting on the bed when I'm tryna lay on it, just being annoying. Honestly domestic violence is actually so based and its a travesty you're not allowed to smack a bitch sometimes. They need it and actually like it. Women are just tall children and sometimes you need to discipline them when they act up. Feel like this is a kind of foundational tenant of society that we've lost with the rise of HR roasties. Poses a civilisational etc. God I hate women





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if you want to keep her it would be wise to at least pretend to listen (you dont have to care about her shit, she just has to think you do)
then do some nice things for her that make her feel special
or if she's not worth it fuck her off







This is the life I chose. This is what happens to young guys who drink beer in their bedroom while Going On The Computer 
It's over. It's actually over. I failed and I lost. I am being raped daily.














































 >>/1030405/
The most advanced model. It burned through 75% of my 5 hour limit in a 20 minute thinking. I think progress was made, now I am getting it to collect everything it needs. Then it is back to Max once my limit resets to finish a big think.



























































































in the NEET commune we will have our own VIM centrelink office we can eat KFC and drink goon while we go in and only hot women in their 20's will serve us and treat us like gigachads except possum because he's a dirty animal






























Got out of cenno and parked outside. Sitting there wondering what to do when some insane methhead comes storming over to my car like he’s gonna bash me while staring me down.
He got to my car and started yelling WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME!?
i was just like what the fuck? Didn’t see him until he was agrressively approaching my car.
Tried to do up my windows and tried to back out. Nearly smashed into a car. Drove off in adrenaline.
Today is fucking cursed man
Two guys cancelled on me.
Herder and another guy
Centrelink made me wait on hold an hour after calling at 8am sharp
Got knocked back on moving to another herder management

What the actual fuck is going on??
And my herders are closed
I think today is cursed and raped. Im gonna have to buy some goon and bolt the doors or im gonna get stabbed by a raging lunatic


















Motorola's decision to move the headphone jack from the top of the phone to the bottom on the power G infuriated me initially, but upon reflection I have noticed that it doesn't get clogged up with pocket fluff like it used to. At peace with the engineer's decision










Somehow fucked my jaw eating a dim sim, but now my teeth match up when I close my mouth in what could possibly be the first time ever. 

Think this is because I got one of those diy mouth guards and spent ages biting down on it.






Nuro probably leaves his shoelaces undone all the time as a way to train his agility and situational awareness. Like how samurai used to train and fight with weights on their arms and legs to train their strength and speed.


























































































Giving attention to IGA encourages him to escalate his shenanigans. This is unrelated to Nuro. His photo reporting started out harmless, its bound to get more wild.
Giving attention to IGA while shutting off Nuro will make IGA feel sheltered, and will encourage him to escalate his behaviour against Nuro.
BO and staff should think about this.































 >>/1030704/
Why do you even post on ausneets?
I tried talking to you and it's just narcisism.
Anyone who doesn't respond with BASED you just flame.
So why don't you fuck off to facebook or youtube and put blogs on there and see if anyone actually cares?























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Ok neets, time for another choose your own adventure. This time by RL Stine, better known as a horror author for the series goosebumps. This one should be much easier - we don't have to discover the secret of Atlantis. All we've got to do is spend money. $1 million dollars. Should be easy for us.



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I'll start us off here:
> The little man hands you a sheet of paper and stands watching as you read the typewritten message it contains:
> Dear INSTANT MILLIONAIRE:
> I am handing over to you as grand-prize winner the sum of one million dollars. You must abide by the following rules:
> 1. You have one month to spend all of the money.
> 2. You must spend it yourself. No one else can help you.
> 3. If you manage to spend the million  dollars within one month, you shall receive five million dollars more. You may do whatever you please with this five million.
> 4.  You cannot gamble with the money or use it in any illegal manner.  
> 5. You can give the money away - but not to anyone you know.
> 6. If you cannot spend or give away the million dollars in one month, you must return all unspent money to me. And you forfeit the additional five million.
> You struggle to read the signature at the bottom of the page, but you can't make it out.
> "Will you agree to these rules?" the little man asks.
You get that neets? All we have to do to win $5 million is spend $1 million. Should be easy for lazy wastrels like us.

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> "You bet!" you cry, sounding more excited than you'd expected. You reach out to shake hands.
> "I'm sorry. I never shake hands. Bad for the skin," the little man says. "Here. Take this box, please. It's quite heavy."
> He hands you the box containing the million dollars. "Thank you!" you cry. You place the box on the coffee table.
> The man picks up his walking stick. 'I'll show myself out," he says. He turns and walks into the coat closet.
> "Maybe I'd better show you out," you say, leading him toward the front door.
> "Enjoy your prize," he says, walking quickly down the street. "And don't spend it all in one place.  Hahahaha!"
> You close the door and carry the box into your room. "If only Uncle Clyde were home!" you tell yourself. "I've just gotta tell someone about this!" You open the box.  The money is in one thousand dollar bills!
> You close the box and hide it in the back of your sock drawer.
> You decide to run over and see your friend Andy. You've got to tell him about your lottery prize! You lock the front door carefully behind you. >You turn the corner and begin to walk down Andy's street.
> Wait a minute! That man back there is he following you???
> Turn to PAGE 37.
So we hid the million dollars in the sock drawer, and already it looks like someone is after us.


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> Yes.  A man is walking quickly toward you.
> He's following you, all right.
> Now what should you do?
> Andy's house is a block and a half away.  Should you make a run for it? What if the man runs after you, follows you there? You don't want to get Andy into danger, too.
> Maybe you should turn the corner and head for the school. Summer school is in session, so the building will be open. You can hide in there until the man gives up.
> But the school is nearly three blocks away. Andy's house is closer.
> Which shall it be?
> Decide quickly. The man is getting closer.
> Andy's house? Turn to PAGE 55.
> The school? Turn to PAGE 84.
Do we want to try and hide at our friend's house, or at the school?



























































































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on /gif/ a filter is necessary to survive the bwo jew tranny plague spam shit.
brave has inbuilt free vpn so you can go on pornhub etc. but those are cucked and fucked too with shit.

I have a huge porn collection mostly from /gif/'s golden days saved
























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