/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

SA BEST A

How does he do it?

 >>/1029133/
How?

Love you FIFO m8.

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Somehow, FIFO returned.

SA BEST GTA

 >>/1029141/
How?

We should have an all night neet cafe, where you can find company at any time of day

If I had the NEETs phone numbers i'd text them GET TO THE CHOPPA when they get left behind

 >>/1029143/
Hot pie floaters.

 >>/1029144/
I've got you muted.

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 >>/1029146/
but i thot we wer frens

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 >>/1029089/
> Just got back from Dan's. Want a goon?
yes please

> I too question whether we are all culturally approximately or whether there is some direct link between us.
already druk?

> We need the commune
yes and we will have weekly KFC feast piss benders and get boonged

the NEETs are eepy
im stay up a bit more

They call me the evening NEET, the NEET of goon and shadows.

 >>/1029151/
maybe the real friends were the shadows we met along the way

 >>/1029152/
My life has been running a stealth archer build.

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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

 >>/1029153/
I think you've playing the right build in the wrong game

 >>/1029154/
gn

 >>/1029154/
Night fella.

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 >>/1029140/
That was a particularly good post

 >>/1029149/
On the second goon, can't even get druk.
 >>/1029158/
That track wouldn't make it over the wall

 >>/1029160/
Perhaps the reason they tunneling.

 >>/1029161/
Underground rap

 >>/1029162/
Kek

need more sleep

 >>/1029102/
The AU registrar office has to take it slow.

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What adventures are on for today neets?

 >>/1029134/
It keeps me awake.

 >>/1029130/
💯

It's falling out of me.

 >>/1029169/
Always wipe front to back

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 >>/1029154/
Night m8

 >>/1029166/
Rape

 >>/1029170/
Ty.

meh

Got me thirteen buckz back from Coles. Might spend it on KFC.

mehmeh

 >>/1029178/
Save it for a rainy day

 >>/1029180/
It literally is a rainy day.

Is The Gentelmen any good neets?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3HsYf_lf4Bw

 >>/1029181/
Good work. Your budgetting skill has increased.

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> tfw

They gave me some chockies for R U Ok day at the wage

https://bigrigs.com.au/2026/09/08/over-height-truck-collides-with-notorious-railway-bridge/

Weber's nickname in uni was 'Big Rig'.

 >>/1029184/
At least you are getting out and exploring the world.

 >>/1029185/
R U Ok?

 >>/1029182/
Yes. I believe I recommeded it back when series 1 dropped. Series 2 dropped last week. Motherbat even liked it.

Had $9.65 available for breakfast, so got two (2) cans of Mother Original for $6.30 and a 200g bag of Skittles for $3.00.

 >>/1029188/
He has chocolate

 >>/1029190/
I hope Bat slaps you on the noggin.

 >>/1029190/
Wise investment.

 >>/1029192/
She will never know.

 >>/1029195/
> IKTF
Of the kot

I hope Nuro posts his review and approval of using it soon
>  iPhone Duo features a breakthrough foldable design that’s beautiful, versatile, and durable, opening up possibilities that feel entirely new yet remarkably familiar 
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/09/apple-unveils-iphone-duo/

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 >>/1029199/
kek

Seeing the psychiatrist today 
I'll ask for a referral to the mental ward

https://collider.com/michael-fassbender-sci-fi-hope-release-date-september-2026/

Weber once told me that fat equals flavour.

 >>/1029201/
I'm on a bus to hobspidal right now.

inflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sydney-sweeney-strips-totally-nude-for-racy-new-ad/news-story/59b181c551d78fc2688931deb09eaf2d
deflate the stiffy
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-stories/wild-reason-woman-had-to-prove-she-had-ears-for-australian-passport-photo/news-story/bff90254915abe5160155abf2cf461d9

 >>/1029204/
I will join you shortly

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 >>/1029205/
> 28

 >>/1029190/
www.betreatwise.info

 >>/1029197/
Weber once told me I was "beautiful, versatile and durable".

 >>/1029201/
Good luck NEET.

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Good morning NEETs.

I hope you got the bins out Weber.

 >>/1029194/
She always knows.

 >>/1029207/
Thats pretty funny

Weber is right. You lot cant stop bad mouthing him. Rude fucks.

 >>/1029212/
gm
yes

 >>/1029212/
GMN.

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Good morning NEETs

 >>/1029218/
gm

 >>/1029218/
Good morning Salaryman NEET.

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New hobspidal unlocked

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 >>/1029221/
Good work NEET. Hopefully you get the help you need.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o6U-_uCgtgA

 >>/1029218/
GMN.

 >>/1029225/
Foreshadowing.

It's a prolapsed kind of day 😮‍💨

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This isn't a hospital. It's a shopping centre!

 >>/1029221/
Hopefully you're lobotomized

 >>/1029230/
Looks good
I will join you shortly

GM Neets

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 >>/1029232/
Teh ER hath been located.

 >>/1029231/
Nigga pleaze, they'd have to call in the firies with teh jaws of life to cut off my ballz.

 >>/1029233/
Good morning. What are you up to today?

The Pepe torrent has stalled again. Stuck on 17.7%

q

 >>/1029237/
Might try add another tracker on it

 >>/1029239/
Weber onced tracked my arse to Kathmandu. I've had to wear diapers ever since.

Security niggas got eyes on me.

 >>/1029242/
shine a lazer in them

just did a protracted and vile shit
there was big logs topped off with what looked like a giant mound of digested beef vindaloo up out of the water

 >>/1029237/
Added a bunch of trackers

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This brunette bitch is taking pics of me.

 >>/1029247/
cut her clit off with  scalpel

 >>/1029245/
The vindaloo jumped outta the loo to suprise you with its goo.

Vindaloo from the poo

I hadn't even eaten curry
just pidsers, chiggen yiroses, a carton of guinness and some dabs etc

 >>/1029251/
More fitting for a hwite man than filthy dravidian slop

Made bread

 >>/1029253/
Can I have a thick crust slice with butter please?

 >>/1029254/
With vegemite

 >>/1029255/
noooooooo

 >>/1029256/
Not a real Australian

 >>/1029257/
hot fresh bread just needs a bit of butter
vegemite on toast is breakfast food

 >>/1029247/
Calm yourself neet 
She could be your future psych ward gf

 >>/1029258/
Not vegemite on toast

Bread is untoasted toast?!?!!?!!!?

this neet just doesn't want to share his bread

 >>/1029262/
Make your own dough

10L water bottle refilled reused always 10L cold water in fridge for me

 >>/1029264/
hydrated neet

#hewillnotdivideus

 >>/1029246/
It is still stalled.
You need to try more things. I need those Pepes.

 >>/1029267/
You want those Pepes

 >>/1029267/
> I need those Pepes.
You haven't earned them.

This place boring af. Too big. Garn Nambour.

Ayo mang we'z be outta malk mangz

 >>/1029270/
Get a lobotomy nigga

 >>/1029273/
stop posting these abominations

 >>/1029270/
Treatment not acquired?

Not Wizardy. Wizards and Warriors. Wizards and Warriors 2000. I am a down syndrome person.

 >>/1029277/
¡Muy caliente!

 >>/1029278/
Have not seen that for a while.

spammer is back

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Don't even know what this is but bought one anyway.

 >>/1029281/
IGA has been here for a while

High get food delivered or go drive?

Los quiero mucho a todos anons de estados unidos, los amo mucho mucho

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 >>/1029247/
Give her a cheeky wink.

 >>/1029251/
That's going to come out looking like tar.

 >>/1029282/
I think you put your used cum socks in them.

 >>/1029288/
it came out as described

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Didn't win Banggood digital microscope give away

 >>/1029246/
Are you using Transmission 2.2.1?

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 >>/1029291/
When you get one neet you can borrow my slides.

Is chewing tobacco legal here?

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 >>/1029293/
Thank you. I have a traditional microscope and a few slides, but this was for bleep bloop.

Nothing zoomers say is worth listening to.

 >>/1029251/
< Carton of Guinness 
how do you do it

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 >>/1029297/
much of it is indecipherable anyway

 >>/1029299/
It's decipherable, but like Chinese it's just not worth deciphering.

Drank water and almost threw up. Ah, no hangover because still drunk.

 >>/1029292/
Qbitorrent 5 something seeding from

Should i ban the third worlder posting weird fat chicks?

 >>/1029294/
It will be in the NEET commune

 >>/1029301/
That waz me 4am

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jfc, there is no end to how retarded women are

 >>/1029303/
Yes, definitely.

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 >>/1029308/
How did she even do that? Did her wheel climb up the wheel of the other car?

 >>/1029302/
Do you have a lot of different torrents seeding?

Washed my sheets at the laundromat. Took hours. Many dramas. Don't want to talk about it. Just had it.

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Home sweet home :)

 >>/1029303/
> Should i ban the third worlder
Yes. Whether or not they're doing anything is irrelevant.

Also can we remove iga's ability to post images.

 >>/1029314/
Why? His images are better than the sassy 5mb discord reaction images that buro uploads.

 >>/1029306/
> "you fuckin' bogan slut"
I think that is what they call "projection".

What were those red flags on the other car?

And what does she mean by all that "get out of Canberra there are lots of us"?
Is that a threat? Is she saying she is connected to criminal elements?

 >>/1029311/
> Don't want to talk about it. 
I will respect that.

 >>/1029308/
Thank you Trev.

 >>/1029312/
Ask them for Amisulpride

They put you on Amisulpride but all you feel is Amisulshame.

 >>/1029320/
There is no shame anymore.

Peanut curry cabbage

 >>/1029312/
I will join you

 >>/1029319/
Isn't that a  suppository.

 >>/1029324/
Like my dick

anything can be an enema if you just push it in hard enough

Vile post

 >>/1029327/
We have some low quality neets here today I'm afraid. Hopefully they will be kept in the psych ward this time.

 >>/1029328/
IGA is getting euthanised

High maybe order chinaman food?

 >>/1029330/
yes

 >>/1029331/
What chinaman food slecifixally?

 >>/1029332/
Crispy Pork Peking
Gong Bo Chicken

R U OK NEET?

Boring af. Might go hang with the paramedics.

Got a headache. I still have three 500 mL cans of Monsuta along with two 500 mL cans of Tanker, one is the Sauna version and the other is the premium.

> tfw cruisey won't take me to the Elephant for the NDIS-sponsored $10 imperials

 >>/1029335/
Go visit hard gay raw and give it to him hard, gay, and raw.

 >>/1029338/
If only Cruusey was still alive

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 >>/1029340/
Not a bad meme.

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How many of you reckon you could do this job?

 >>/1029342/
woe at the garden bed

I am cooking for mummybot tomorrow night. I am too much of a mong to come up with something. I keep clicking on different recipes and it all seems too difficult.

The parameds are chill af unlike the nigga securuty. Im not even supposed to be in this area.

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 >>/1029343/
Put in a complaint about the state of that garden bed.

 >>/1029345/
They are used to ferals like you.

 >>/1029345/
A lot of their work involves dealing with the mentally unwell.

 >>/1029348/
and people trying to steal drugs

 >>/1029344/
get a copy of the Foodland free newsletter
great recipes for free and they don't seem too difficult

 >>/1029351/
But how does the candy taste..
?

 >>/1029346/
I will let Bill know ASAP

My fucking teeth hurt.

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This place is fucking wild

You can make a fast and delicious garlic bread grilled cheese sandwich by combining garlic butter and melted cheese inside two slices of toasted bread.

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> Trump says if Republicans win election, all Americans will get $5000
Cruisey how do we become Americans?

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Might become a plus size male stripper

 >>/1029310/
Only a couple. Only one uploading is the pepes zip

 >>/1029363/
Didn't he say something similar last time?

 >>/1029366/
Yes. It's all horseshit that would cost $2 trillion or something. And he's not getting a third term no matter what he says.

 >>/1029363/
With that they could just take the money and buy a house in japan

 >>/1029368/
Cruisey will invest my $5000 for me.

Schnitzel night tonight

 >>/1029370/
noice
im sharing a doctor oonga pixxa with motherbat
having some wine now

 >>/1029371/
Bon apetight.

 >>/1029373/
ur a boong ape tits

 >>/1029374/
You having an apeteaser?

 >>/1029375/
serious answer: no, because I didn't tell her I was coming down tonight so she had nothing prepared

 >>/1029371/
Sounds lovely
I miss the lovely times I never had with mother as she died while I was child

 >>/1029359/
A possum kiev.

 >>/1029372/
It would have graffiti on it.

 >>/1029376/
Treat cupboard status?

Chunky piss out my arse

 >>/1029380/
jaffa cakes, party mix, cadbury pineapple block at present
shopping tomorrow

 >>/1029382/
Yömmy

 >>/1029379/
and scorch marks
possibly a car wrapped around one of the letters

 >>/1029382/
Corn chips needed.

 >>/1029385/
possibly
will look at the prices tomorrow
I try to buy the specials to save her a few dollars

Wanna binge and watch tv but I've already binged today to cope with other problems...maybe the answer is a restrained binge.

 >>/1029387/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/1029387/
> a restrained binge
few of us have the control for that

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 >>/1029382/
> jaffa cakes, party mix, cadbury pineapple block
Will that be enough to last until dinner? I don't want you getting famished.

 >>/1029390/
I held off eating anything even though I didn't have lunch today.

I'm watching two men have anal sex.

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He does need to lift his game

 >>/1029393/
unfuckwithable

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 >>/1029394/
I think it could be Weber with these skills

Got opprto ordered no chinaman food

 >>/1029392/
bit gay tbh

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Fucking wit security

 >>/1029398/
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 >>/1029395/
I played a shit ton of 8-ball at the Griffins Head and Crown & Anchor 2000-2010. Never reached old mate's level though.

 >>/1029399/
S A V E D

 >>/1029386/
> I try to buy the specials to save her a few dollars
Let her spoil you. Get the expensive ones.

 >>/1029398/
The one in the back looks like the one in the front. Spooky.

 >>/1029398/
Get on the helipad and threaten them with a knife

 >>/1029402/
Nigga she just paid my private health insurance bill.

Getting a free thing from oporto

I might make electronic music

 >>/1029387/
> a restrained binge.
The crazy things you NEETs say!

 >>/1029407/
You should NEET.

 >>/1029392/
There is no shame any more.

 >>/1029407/
make me a supermario fart soundboard remix plz

 >>/1029409/
Yeah well maybe I will!

 >>/1029411/
Yeah well maybe I won't!

 >>/1029400/
Keep going and you will

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This could be the endchan staff.

 >>/1029414/
Even if you're a pub's best customer, they're going to hate you if you spill 3 imperial pints on their felt.

 >>/1029415/
lol imagine being a 40-something security guard and thinking you're hard

 >>/1029416/
> imperial pints 
Poofter piss

 >>/1029413/
oh :(

 >>/1029415/
So theres three of them and they all look the same, this is getting weird.

 >>/1029415/
Big Fella looks well.

Gook lady will be bringing the food

 >>/1029420/
Now that's an emergency!

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Just fort sum1 mite be intereasted.. . Algud if not 💕💋

 >>/1029415/
it's funny how the fat/tall cunts always have that 6 inch gap between the bottom of their vest and their belt
getting stabbed in the stomach and dying of peritonitis is fucking agony compared to bleeding out quickly with a heart/lung hole

 >>/1029422/
Tell her Cruisey said hi.

 >>/1029426/
Watching funny videos

 >>/1029424/
🤮

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 >>/1029405/
She does it gladly. It makes her feel good.

 >>/1029424/
I wouldn't be going any where near his loofah.

might run for parliament, promising every voter a house if i win

 >>/1029431/
but you'd enter his abode?!

 >>/1029424/
Post soap holder plz.

 >>/1029432/
might as well
we're doomed as it is

 >>/1029432/
That electronic music NEET could promise everyone a house music mix tape.

 >>/1029433/
No, and he wouldn't be entering mine.

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Is this dangerous?

 >>/1029436/
Ausnets.exe

 >>/1029438/
in metro adelaide the crowbar would hit a pot hole and rip his arm off

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To the girl in the Spirited Away shirt in EB Games — if you need help picking out the latest Mario game, I’m here for you. From the bloke in the Dr Who shirt 👍

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 >>/1029432/
Thanks cuz.

 >>/1029441/
> From the bloke in the Dr Who shirt
6XL?

 >>/1029439/
going to open it in my hex editor
might change a few strings

 >>/1029443/
Kek

 >>/1029440/
I've noticed in the last few years the amount of potholes has increased many hundreds of percentage

Gook lady is on her way

 >>/1029443/
Aaaand this is why I keep to myself and my hobbies 👍😂

 >>/1029441/
Impressive.

I forgot what freebie I got with order