/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Cruisey gets his mongs to steal stuff for him.
He waits in the car playing games on his phone. He doesn't even look up until they are back in the car with the goods.
Then he drives off like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.

Is a business or non profit that outfits low cost vans for van life neets a possibility? Can we get ndis or cenno funding?

 >>/1032161/
I think it would be too controversial for them to admit that it is necessary. That the housing situation is so dire.
I don't think the government would touch it.

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 >>/1032158/
He is literally fagin from the oliver twist story.

 >>/1032164/
> I don't think the government would touch it.
They're already softening homeowners up for a bedroom tax.

 >>/1032164/
Nothing's going to get better until people go out and riot.

 >>/1032167/
And it probably won't get better even then.

 >>/1032158/
How?

 >>/1032161/
There are/have been NGOs that provide cheap cars to those that qualify. Anyone getting Cenno could ease up on the legal drugs for a month or so to afford a car anyway. Getting a drivers' licence is fucking impossible, though, as NDIS providers and Commercial Driving 'Schools' have trashed the old schemes like CES and Rotary had going.

Home sweet home. Feels so nice to take off shoes after a long hard day of doing nothing.

 >>/1032171/
It does feel good to kick off the shoes and put the comfies on.

The flaw I see with the solar panel on the van roof is that it means you always have to park your van in full sun.
That must be a problem when the temp gets into the thirties. Like an oven in there.

 >>/1032170/
But even with free Neetvans, the majority of random homeless people wouldn't really get how to live in one. Look at the campgrounds with BCF $600 Swags everywhere instead of $100 2P tents that're actually more comfy. Everyone would want a power generator to power their mains appliances because they 'can't' cook on gas, as well.

 >>/1032173/
With some detachable mounts and a length of cable, you could park under the shade of a tree and have the panels on the ground a few meters away.

 >>/1032173/
The breeze through the van is good and there's no heat build-up. When parked in a city to go shopping it hits 40C, though. A common mod is to put a powered ventilation fan on the roof, and there's also vans with sliding side windows.

 >>/1032171/
You've had a busy day, time to relax.

jeet agent showing a jeet couple through the house next door
had to lol when 3 cop cars came hooning down the street
agent would have been seething

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Is anyone else getting recommended these AI slop videos?
You click and the foods aren't even that bad.

Booze o'clock.

A mobile neet compound, composed of a convoy of neet vans. In an emergency the neet vans could join together and transform into a giant robot.

 >>/1032179/
Yeah every second video on the right-hand panel is AI slop. Fake crime and comedy shit I would never watch anyway, so not even targeted.

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 >>/1032181/
NI Slop for a change.

 >>/1032183/
I would watch it.

Garn IGA for some, provisions.

 >>/1032185/
Get me some provender please.

 >>/1032184/
It's no Harry Potter, but I'd give it a squiz.

 >>/1032184/
nuro was outstanding as the lead

 >>/1032184/
Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine. This is the bear in the air, calling Rubber Neet in that rattlin' piece of black crap at your side door. Come on!

THE SECOND RULE OF NEET CLUB IS YOU MUST TALK ABOUT NEET CLUB

Many of you are dinguses. Dingi, if you will.

 >>/1032191/
We've got the fruit at the front and that's no lie.

Chungus my chungus.

PSA TO ALL NEETS: Foreignfriends are coveting your 1000 mymacca points for the new WoW Forever Beta.
Insist on a dated dick pic in the trade.

 >>/1032192/
There are a few nuts in the fruit bowl.

 >>/1032194/
Saw one of those threads in r/adelaide a couple of days ago. Some gaylord offering free food in exchange for the code.

Hellenic snack pack was low quality, shop has been taken over by gooks. Was run by greeks a few years ago, much better then. Such is the arrow of time.

that curry was pretty fucking good for a jar sauce and bbq chook
the no-mess experimental method I used also worked, so no having to wash the skillet

Oddly one of the best places I know for rotary meat is run by lebs 

Carrot and lettuce toasted sandwich for dinner

 >>/1032199/
> rotary
do you mean rotisserie?
rotary is an old white man charity organisation

 >>/1032199/
I only eat Leb Kebabs cooked the Leb way.
There used to be a shop 'Five Brothers' in Auburn that did it right. Unfortunately they must've been late on the Protection payment, and the store caught on fire. :/

 >>/1032201/
if you like french spelling so much why dont you marry her

 >>/1032203/
Kek!!!

 >>/1032203/
marry who?
fuck this

 >>/1032205/
🤭

 >>/1032205/
Dawn French is about your size, fat boy.

 >>/1032207/
Not nice

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Maryborough?

Gonna make my own console

Gonna make my own casserole

Gonna rape my own cassowary

Heck off doofuses 😡

Won't be any HP this weekend.

 >>/1032169/
How does he do it?

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 >>/1032101/
Reminds me of Hungary.

 >>/1032214/
Ffs...

 >>/1032217/
just cos he is living in a car doesnt mean he has no food

 >>/1032218/
We have sumo.

 >>/1032215/
It keeps me awake at night.

 >>/1032200/
Nice and healthy.

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So far this citronigga candle is NOT doing itz job.

 >>/1032200/
WTF?

 >>/1032222/
Thanks Wizzy.

 >>/1032223/
What should it do?

 >>/1032223/
You need a small LED lantern

 >>/1032223/
Home sweet bench.

 >>/1032222/
Thank you Wizzy.

 >>/1032224/
?

 >>/1032229/
He's asking for the recipe

 >>/1032230/
Naw mang i aint abou'dat sheeit gnomesayin?

 >>/1032232/
> gnomesayin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A

 >>/1032046/
Albania had a bunch of those.

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Had to relocate because niggers using the hall and Im tired af.

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 >>/1032236/
Apparently those are avifs masquarading as jpgs. You can't even trust The Atlantic anymore.

 >>/1032234/
truly an advanced country

Do zoomers even listen to bands anymore? I never see any band tshirts.

 >>/1032235/
You should start busking.

 >>/1032240/
Good night ladies.

 >>/1032239/
Zoomers and Millennials stole all our NIИ and Chili tshirts, the faggots.

 >>/1032242/
how did you do that backwards N?

 >>/1032235/
Good night neet.

 >>/1032243/
Wizzy magic.

 >>/1032207/
Wew

 >>/1032214/
Moofie tonight

 >>/1032231/
Fridge meme

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 >>/1032234/
Cool. This is the future

 >>/1032246/
She repeats a lot.

 >>/1032247/
I start to learn how to mix it.

 >>/1032248/
Makes me actually wonder their customers are. I read claims from the US Peace-War on Iran that they bombed lotsa fake military equipment.

 >>/1032250/
No moofie on Endcorner.

 >>/1032252/
They only need a machine gun to make it full comfy.

 >>/1032253/
Bossman finds English hard she said once. Supposedly she can speak a whole bunch of other languages. 

Belzona skills are key to life.

 >>/1032254/
*Bosswoman

 >>/1032254/
> she can speak a whole bunch of other languages.
I can imagine.
> Belzona skills
The swiss army knife of skills.

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Cruisey I am at 4% left of my 5 hour window.

What a great game of footy. Controversial ending.

 >>/1032251/
It would just remind you of the things you don't talk about. Not comfy.

 >>/1032260/
Which teams met?
> Controversial
How come?

 >>/1032262/
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
Controversial because the umpire paid a controversial free kick in front of goal to Brisbane right near the end which put them in the lead.

 >>/1032260/
> Brisbane beat Hawthorn 131–122, with a crucial holding-the-ball decision in the final moments before Brisbane kicked the decisive goals. That late umpiring decision is the likely reason for “controversial ending.” 
So the message basically means: >“That was a fantastic match, but the way it finished will probably cause debate because of the umpiring decision.”
Slop is how I follow it

 >>/1032263/
Ah, Hawks vs Lions
So it was a tight match. That's good, makes it exciting.

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 >>/1032265/
Here is the ending. The crowd was going nuts.

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This was the controversial umpiring call.
He was just holding the ball he needed to make an attempt to get rid of it. He did but too late.

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 >>/1032267/
Doesn't make sense.
At 122-125 On the first video blonde long mulletguy launches an attack and passes to blonde short mulletguy. Then referee whistles in. Then blonde short mulletguy kicks a goal, 122-131.
Why ref called it?
But then apparently this isn't controversial, but a previous action at 122-119? This resulted a goal for the Lions apparently.

 >>/1032259/
You need to instruct it to assess your workflow and conversations, then only advise you to work redits when needed and let the rest happen in the chat.

 >>/1032269/
Chat only seems so smart though and it takes so much back and forth. Throwing a problem at Work werks but burns usage.

 >>/1032269/
i just pay for claude 35 and it feels inlimited.
fun fact. claude max 200$ gives you 8000$ worth of compute

 >>/1032267/
Bullshit

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Good night NEETs.

I had an Uncle Claude. He only had one leg.
He was a Vietnam veteran but he lost the leg to diabetes.

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 >>/1032274/
post fucking unrelated?

 >>/1032273/
Night.

i dont like it when pidge says goodnight because it means i have to. bed and i dont wanna

 >>/1032272/
You think just because it was a first nations player they must automatically have been a victim.
Victim mindset. That's why you blackfellas are in the state you're in.
I've said my piece.

 >>/1032270/
Narrow down your rules

 >>/1032275/
I could tell you about the time I fingered Dawn French in a nightclub.

 >>/1032273/
Good night Pidge. xx
That disgusting perverted pigeon woman. She should be arrested.

 >>/1032271/
I had abacus ai, now have chatgpt pro (the middle one)

 >>/1032273/
Night fella.
> she looked it up

 >>/1032278/
Cheating fucking white dogs

Also she thinks an egg is a baby...

 >>/1032285/
Someone should explain to her what her period is.

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 >>/1032286/
Perhaps she can't menstruate without male presence/interaction. I can imagine her having genetic defects.

do you ever get so hard it hurts and you cant wank even

 >>/1032289/
Is that a Simple Plan song lyric?

sent you mail weber, i think i got the address right this time.

 >>/1032245/
Wizzy can't even count to 4, and now he's learned how to write backwards?

Fucking disaster of a day today, but tomorrow will be different. Goodnight neets.

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Ate a 300g tub of ice cream, thought I was being restrained, looked on the label and that's 5 standard servings. FFS.

 >>/1032294/
300ml, not sure how many grams that is for ice cream.

 >>/1032293/
Goodnight.

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 >>/1032294/
300g is fine.

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 >>/1032299/
Do they make that T-shirt in 7XL? I want it.

 >>/1032300/
It would look good on you neet. People would think you were a 6xl.

Can't sleep. God what have I been doing to sleep all my life? I can't remember.