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Living in Monaco edition 

> Current and upcoming road races

20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT
01.02 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Men 1.UWT
01.02 Grand Prix Cycliste de Marseille La Marseillaise 1.1
1.02 Pionera Race-SCV 1.1 WE
04.02 - 08.02 Etoile de Bessèges - Tour du Gard 2.1
04.02 - 08.02 Volta Comunitat Valenciana 2.Pro
05.02 - 08.02 UAE Tour Women 2.WWT

> CX races

25.01 UCI World Cup Hoogerheide CDM
01.02 UCI World Championships Hulst CDM
04.02 Exact Cross Maldegem - Parkcross C2
07.02 Superprestige Middelkerke - Noordzeecross C1
08.02 X2O Trofee Lille - Krawatencross C1
14.02 Exact Cross Sint-Niklaas - Waaslandcross C2
15.02 X2O Trofee Brussels - Brussels Universities Cyclocross C1
22.02 Internationale Sluitingsprijs Oostmalle C1

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https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

> Races info:

https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

> CX races info

https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

> Free streams:

https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

> Velodrama league code:

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 >>/60903/
I only know both towns from American Truck Simulator. the street layout in Bend always annoyed me, meanwhile the Czech autists that keep making maps for the game went all out on Colorado with the million dollar highway. so Durango is the clear winner here.



















































































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Also I hope I won't regret my ride today, did 2x70min LT1 despite still having that cold. Coach said that as long as I keep it under LT1 and hydrate and eat well today it shouldn't cause any problems. Definitely noticed a higher HR than normal but otherwise felt ok, just needed to blow my nose ever so often.










 >>/60997/
The few times I have tried to check the odds they have always been different from the czech ones. Then again small variation among betting agencies is normal, but I distinctly remember large variation like giving Pidcock 25 instead of 10 on some stage last year.
















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 >>/61006/
> Milan (LTK)	29
> Christen (UAD)	22
> Double (JAY)	19
> Eulálio (TBV)	19
> Vangheluwe (SOQ)	11
> Malucelli (XAT)	10
> Vermaerke (UAD)	10
> Bauhaus (TBV)	9
> Fretin (COF)	9
> Amato (TUK)	8
> Moschetti (PQT)	7
> Voisard (TUD)	7
> Ackermann (JAY)	6
> Berg (TPP)	6
> Bettiol (XAT)	6
> Changizi (TUD)	5
> Garofoli (SOQ)	5
> Hatherly (JAY)	5
> Higuita (XAT)	5
> Kyffin (TSG)	5
> Arriolabengoa (CJR)	4
> Berre (TEN)	4
> Dijkman (UAD)	4
> Gamper (JAY)	4
> Gaviria (CJR)	4
> Hamdan (TSG)	4
> Mulubrhan (XAT)	4
> Burgaudeau (TEN)	3
> Froidevaux (TUD)	3
> Guillemette (TUD)	3
> Heede (SOQ)	3
> Kepplinger (TBV)	3
> Lozano (TSG)	3
> Tesson (TEN)	3
> Vansevenant (SOQ)	3
> Arrieta (UAD)	2
> Bregnhøj (TSG)	2
> Carpenter (MAP)	2
> Donovan (PQT)	2
> Dunbar (PQT)	2
> Jakobsen (TPP)	2
> Joalland (COF)	2
> Jong (TPP)	2
> Koerdt (TPP)	2
> Lerberghe (SOQ)	2
> Pickrell (MAP)	2
> Pooter (JAY)	2
> Rex (SOQ)	2
> Söderqvist (LTK)	2
> Stella (UAD)	2
> Vader (PQT)	2
> Zeray (TUK)	2
> Bod (MAP)	1
> Brien (LTK)	1
> Browning (TSG)	1
> Consonni (LTK)	1
> Delbove (TEN)	1
> Egholm (LTK)	1
> Ibáñez (CJR)	1
> Johansen (UAD)	1
> Kuzmin (XAT)	1
> Liepiņš (PQT)	1
> Manzin (TEN)	1
> Munton (MAP)	1
> Naberman (TPP)	1
> Skerl (TBV)	1
> Stewart (MAP)	1
> Thalmann (TUD)	1
> Vergaerde (LTK)	1


 >>/61015/
Vangheluwe is one of those guys I would never acknowledge if it wasn't for /bet/ and such. Who is that? He's at 11 but he has 0 results and only finishes way back in the pack everywhere. Not that I would pick him, just a good example







































































 >>/61087/
Lame. Should have been more. Reminds me of Lenny cheating in the Tour to get some KOM points and his punishment was less than the points he scored.
They literally encourage riders to cheat when the punishments are lower than the rewards.
















 >>/61103/
Boy you said it. Half the riders are treating it as training and don't care, you don't know where anyone's form is, and somehow this is the most important two months of the season? Makes no sense.

I demand change, I demand action










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I am trying to do a bit of an inventaire count and team ID.
We have here:
3 burgers
3 Germans
2 Dutch
2 Belgs
1 FIN, CZE, POL, SUI, FRA, DEN and POR, SLO who no longer post but may lurk as they have their teams.
Am I missing anyone or seeing double (triple) when I shouldn't.













doing some self surgery on a sore that has long plagued me sattel area
most of the infected pus is gone but the dark heart of the cyst still seems to remain, mayne an ingrown hair or something
how to ensure the material issue at the core is fully excised so it doesn't heal over and just come back worse, any tips from doctor bert ?










> Germán Darío Gómez has been provisionally suspended. The 24-year-old Colombian from Polti VisitMalta, whom many will remember from the 2019 World Junior Championships, tested positive for the banned substance Boldenone during an out-of-competition test. He is still entitled to request a B-sample. The UCI announced this in a press release.
























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> During an altitude training camp in Livigino in preparation for the Tour de France, the problems began. Matthews felt unwell and could barely breathe at times. Initially, allergies were suspected, as he had also suffered from them during the Classics. But it turned out to be a pulmonary embolism.

> "When we first heard that, they said my career was over—not just my season," says the 35-year-old rider. "We didn't know how long it would take to resolve it, or even if that was even possible. They said that if I had continued with the training I was doing for two more days, I could have died. That was quite terrifying to hear. From that moment on, we just took it one day at a time and watched how the situation developed."

> It was during a training session during that fateful altitude training camp that Matthews realized something was truly wrong. Halfway up a climb, I looked at my coach and made the "I'm dead" gesture. He told me to keep pedaling, but I couldn't breathe, and my heart rate wouldn't go above 120, which was very strange at altitude. We stopped training and just went for a walk through the village. Then my heart rate suddenly shot up to 140, which was also strange.

> The Jayco AlUla rider decided to go to the hospital. "We went to the emergency room and immediately did a blood test. They saw the blood clots right away. Then they did a CT scan of my lungs and said, 'Holy fuck, this isn't what someone your age should look like.' It was a terrifying situation because I was alone in the hospital after my coach left. I barely got any sleep that night; I was covered in cables. That was one of the scariest moments of my life

fuark that's scary stuff















> Christen 3.5
> Double 5.5
> Eulaliu 5.5
> Kepplinger 9
> Hatherly 10
> Higuita 15
> Arrieta 15
> Milan 15
> Dumbar 23
> Vermaerke 23
> Gallipoli 23
> Delbove 29
> Donovan 29
> Vansemenman 29
> Voisard 34

VOISARD getting disrespected hard














 >>/61191/
Be wary of your local shipping though, my box was in bad condition but luckily no issues on the frame.
Their packing was great. Build quality looks good too especially for the price. 
I the chinese surge is gonna happen because I see more and more mainstream articles about chyna brands while complaining about the 2-3k frame price of open mould frames in the west





> In recent years, Visma-Lease a Bike has consistently pulled a new novelty out of its hat.

> And this year, they're going to show off a new "marginal gain" as well. What has the team developed this time?

> "We always want to be very transparent, but I can't say anything about this yet. Because that would put us too far ahead of the pack," says Jacco Verhaeren (Head of Coaching), keeping his cards close to his chest.

> "It's not a new tire pressure system (which Van Aert and co. already rode in Paris-Roubaix). Those systems already exist and are still constantly being developed. It's not exactly a revolution yet."

> "Does it have anything to do with artificial intelligence? That's not out of the question. You'll see it in races or training," Verhaeren says with a wink.

Just end them




 >>/61200/
There it is
> At Visma, I developed, deployed and monitored machine learning models for predicting the amount of calories required for a race for the benefit of Team Jumbo-Visma (ranked first on the UCI World Team Rankings 2023 and winner of the Tour de France 2023, considered as the most prestigious cycling race). Until 2020, Team Jumbo-Visma would start preparing their calorie estimates up to three weeks in advance to ensure they had adequate estimates per cyclist and per stage. This is a time-consuming task. To improve the team performance, I, along with the data science team of Visma Connect, built regression models to predict the calories burned by a rider without needing any human computation. 

Just a standard regression model to compute calories...




 >>/61191/
I'm not sure if it differs from country to country but afaik there are BIG anti dumping duties on complete bikes from china in the EU so if you're unlucky you pay half or more of that price on top and I'm not sure if you can get around it with the DDP scheme that is common practice for frames and wheels

 >>/61205/
You could just buy a sram or shimano groupset here, the mechanical ones are heavily discounted these days too.
For example I bought my Shimano GRX RX820 12s mechanical for 400 euros 2 months ago.
Combine that with a china frame and wheels that that uses the workaround and you can build a very nice bike for very cheap.



I have started receiving strange messages on linkedin by one female student in my uni who connected to me last spring during my course. First she said how she is really surprised that someone so young is already a teacher; then she asked what career plans and dreams I have, then what I like to do on my spare time, and now she asked if I can give her private tutoring in statistics. I have tried to be as polite and professional as possible while not really answering too much, but her last question crossed the line a bit too far imo. How do I de-escalate this? I was at first convinced "she" was a bot but at least a person with her name is studying at the faculty. Now I am thinking it's some friends pranking a teacher by flirting with him. I don't want to get into HR trouble with this









 >>/61209/
 >>/61213/
Surely no female ever did have a crush on a slightly older, tall, handsome guy, who is also technically her immediate boss, especially if he has a family! He is so smart and a family man too!
I know it is wrong but I can't help it, my lizardbrain and ovaries just feel it!

Man, since I got bigger and just old enough to be in a sweetspot for everything 15+, if some skank has the hots it doesn't matter, her situation, my situation, if I am a grug, if my belly is just slightly too big, if just give her a glance the mating dances are on.









First twenty minutes of using a vertical mouse in me life and it already feels natural, like no switch was made.
A personal trainer I know from the gym threw this idea to me during some bullshit talk, let's see it help a "tennis" or "golf elbow".





































 >>/61209/
> Bert discovering female student are attracted to their professor
Quite hard to imagine how much before experiencing it. I really wouldn't involve HR with this. Just ignore the compliments and answer no to all the obvious invitations like private tutoring or getting out to have coffee/drink.








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Yes, but the non-reaction gives their lizardbrain an opportunity to fill in the blanks and they WILL do it.
Oh he is so mysterious, oh he is so busy with his important stuff, oh maybe he is shy, teehee how sweet!
Of coursh as you know you may just ignore it until it goes away and it WILL go away but it will be annoying way longer than it should.



 >>/61209/
the usual wisdom is that the only real consequences are from (1) actually doing something with them or (2) failing to disclose details when asked in writing by admin. 
at least in the US all [serious] institutions outright ban any mixing between undergrads/grad students/lecturers regardless of program, etc.
no idea how it works over there but if your earnestly worried about it just do  >>/61264/, this can really only bite you if your stupid enough to do something that can plausibly be construed as romantic favouritism and it comes to the attention of admin. dont be a retard!






 >>/61278/
the more you know. in the US its treated as the easiest way to nuke your academic career that isnt already against the law. knew a lad who fucked an undergrad he met on a certain gay hookup app [entirely different major, never previously met] and got canned from his grad program because of it, very silly.












































 >>/61324/
yeah idk from what I've seen literally everyone weights their food or has staff for that on camps
there's a youtube channel that follows up and coming pros for a day and the food scale is the first thing that comes up














Man what a day. Raising a kid is tough. I got an hour in on the Vinester but otherwise just full gas. All I had time to do was watch a few minutes of YouTube highlights of today's races. My attention paying is at an all time low. 

(Btw these are all excuses as to why my Veloteam will be a disaster this year)











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> Schleck is convinced he's ready for this responsible job. "I've seen many facets of the sport. Back with the same name, but as a different person. I bring a lot of business experience, but I also know better than anyone how a rider can feel. What it's like to go to the Tour de France with the yellow jersey on your shoulders, or with the expectation of finishing on the podium. Those lessons aren't written in a book. I hope that with my experiences, I can contribute to the development of Lidl-Trek in many ways .We want to change cycling."

> The new manager wants to set a new standard with the German team. The team will build cycling hubs for its riders in Andorra and Monaco, and a large office and performance center will be built in Germany. "We're looking for that extra percentage," explains Schleck. "How can we also support the riders at home to minimize disruption to their limited free time? They're on the road a lot. Relaxation is also important for performance. Achieving a small gain of one percent can make a big difference in today's cycling."

I see they're competing with visma





















 >>/61371/
Who are the bad guys?
Or am I misreading (please be patient) and obviously you mean Pissma and Shitneos, not, for instance, Aldi Nord.

Anyway off to paypig into the budget of the German and Swedish taxpayer via consooming in their markets.














 >>/61382/
I still like Pogi and most of their riders like Elite and Vinester and Wellens, sure they often make races boring but I don't care that much.

And yeah the Finnish retail market has always been a mess, no idea how this effective duopoly has been able to survive so long in the EU era. When my parents were kids they said that it was a real class thing, some families would never shop at a K and some would spit at S and so on.
























































































> According to Le Parisien, Unibet Rose Rockets will not receive a wildcard for the Tour de France. The French newspaper states that organizer ASO has chosen TotalEnergies and Caja Rural-Seguros RGA. The announcement is expected this Friday.

OH NO NO NO NO
















 >>/61482/
> If this is true, money changed hands in favor of Caja Rural. There is no other possible explanation. 

> Why do we need organizers selecting teams on uknown[sic] and idiotic criteria. Just do all automatic invitations (proteams selecting the GT they want on a draft with ranking priority) with a requisite of at least two local teams from spain, italy and France, decided on ranking. 

> This is an outrage. We are are being robbed of absolute FIRE daily content from the team

> ASO needs to change hands. Keeping cycling in the dark ages. And then magically, the power would also shift away from the uci. Such an archaic sport in the way it’s run.

> Sounds like some old white man don‘t want to invite a modern team doing things differently - shame. The Rockets are everything right with cycling and following your passion

> So, what other races are held during TDF? I might be watching those instead of the Tour.

holy seethe












 >>/61494/
> ASO needs to change hands. Keeping cycling in the dark ages. And then magically, the power would also shift away from the uci. Such an archaic sport in the way it’s run.
He's right though, we should give power to the saudis to please Plugge






























Trofeo Serra de Tramuntana 2026 OFFICIAL /bet/

> Morgado 3.25
> Evenepoel 3.5
> Gils 9
> Scaroni 13
> Vendrame 15
> Alvarez 16
> Hirschi 21
> Mathhews 21
> Lipowitz 21
> Cosnefroy 26
> Cort 34
> Dversnes 41
> Champoussin 41
> Vlasov 41
> Pescador 41
> Castrillo 51
> Steinhauser 67
> finn 67
...
> Nerurkar 81
> Mas Nicolau 81
> Torres 151
> Balderstone 501








> Woutomaat
29-01-2026 18:01

Noooo!!!!! This can't be true!!!!! What's Caja doing in the Tour? Nobody on that team can do anything!
He's at Rockets, they have a TDF-worthy squad and, on top of that, provide a lot of content. We're hoping this isn't true. And the fact that this news has to come on Bas' birthday is the worst birthday present he could have come up with. The Rockets are such good guys. You can't do this to them. They have two good Frenchmen. Caja has a couple of insignificant Frenchmen. Besides, the Rockets are incredibly popular and racing is much more fun. They've also been providing content at the Tour for years with their challenges, and those sourpusses at ASO can't do anything in return. The ASO probably only has retired old men handing out those wildcards, not a single young, friendly guy. I hope Rockets win all the big races out of revenge and cook up the whole peloton. And if they get a Giro wildcard, they'll make the Tour de France regret not getting a wildcard for the TDF. By all performing top-notch and making top-notch videos.






> Laurenz Rex breaks 3 spinal processes in his back in a fall in the AlUla Tour and is out for weeks
Jesus week 2 of racing and some dude already has a broken back and 1/3rd of the UAE team is in the hospital.


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How was your daily ride berts? Finally cold is almost gone and I could do a proper one, did 3x20min upper sweetspot. Had to blow my nose ever so often but otherwise felt great, and time just flew by when there was the great tennis match to watch.







 >>/61558/
Yeah I get what you mean. Some of my friends have recently been doing extended sweetspot work of 30+ minutes but doing small 10-15s soft pedaling breaks every 5min. Whatever makes it mentally easier I suppose, the physiological effect is probably minimal anyway








 >>/61565/
I experimented on it this week and even a 3h endurance ride with 2x70min around LT1 didn't seem to do any harm, I ate and drank a lot and now I am pretty much back at full capacity. Imagine if I would've just missed all my training, would have set back my fitness by a week or two








































































 >>/61638/
Predicting the guy who completely collapsed last year to beat Pogacar 5 months before the race will only give you 8 times your money back?
Cycling has to be the worst sport for gamblers. Those odds are horrendous.


























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Trofeo Antrax - Mirador D'es Coomer starts tomorrow
Previous edition, the race was Jonas'd 25 km in after a rider's protest
In 2023, it was won by one of the BIGGEST velobaits in velohistory, the great Kobe GOOSSENS (who is now retired btw).

> Evenepoel 1.57
> Morgado 7.5
> Scaroni 7.5
> Gils 21
> Lipowitz 21
> Carapaz Montenegro 21
> Alvarez 26
> Rondel 34
> Grossschartner 34
> Hirschi 41
> Pescador 41
> Champioussin 41
> Kulset 41

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Al Ula Tour Stage 5 (Balkon Harrat Uwayrid) OFFICIAL /bet/

> Christen 2.25
> Eulaliu 4.5
> Higuita 7.5
> Arrieta 15
> Mulubrhan 17
> Garofoli 19
> Voisard 19
> Vansevenant 21
> DOUBLE 29
> Hatherly 29
> Vermaerke 29
> Koerdt 29
> Vader 43
> Vino 34
...
> Dumbar 41
> Milan 51 (!!!)



































> Eyewitnesses say 19-year-old Stella took too many risks on the perilous descent. The Italian hit one of the so-called "cat eyes" embedded in the asphalt, causing him to puncture and lose control of his bike. His speedometer must have read well over a hundred kilometers per hour at that point. He took the other two riders down with him.

> Fabio Jakobsen rode more carefully behind them, although he also acknowledged the danger. "I pumped my brakes, which I think you have to do on these kinds of steep and super-fast descents, although I had the impression some riders didn't realize that. My odometer already showed 106 kilometers. Those guys in front of me were going much faster. I'm especially happy and grateful that no one hit that rock face on the side, because then it could have ended much worse," said the Picnic PostNL sprinter.

> Jakobsen's teammate Frits Biesterbos then recounts the insane speed he flew into the valley with about thirteen kilometers to go. "I saw my top speed was 116 kilometers per hour. That's pretty scary," he trembles. "I saw those three guys fall, and that really affects you. At that moment, you hope it's not too serious. You just keep going. Is that difficult? You just do it, because unfortunately, falling is sometimes part of racing. I was incredibly focused on my bike, because one mistake can be disastrous. We saw that," said Biesterbos.

tubeless explosion at 100km/h hitting sharp objects, stuff of nightmares





































































































































































































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