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FUCK, have just missed 200kg deadlift.
My instinct to let go instead of power through when I feel being right on the limit won.
But looking at instareplay my ass just shot back and at knee height I was already lifting with my lower back.
So that's good thing I have let go, surely.


 >>/91567/
At this age all I should be starting on is to ease up on the strength training to drastically go down with mass and start VO2 maxxing. 
Although I will still give it a few more years, I enjoy doing it, enjoy the noombers which I am not exactly chasing but which come my away anyway, enjoy how being thick-big fucks with people's primitive instinct and makes them defer, don't want to stop yet because this is also an admission that a part of my life is definitely gone and never coming back.






https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2026/06/maximum-cycling-thoughts.html
UCI says the current computer are the limits. Somehow the crowd of always complaining people are... complaining





 >>/91574/
It's all just a weird hastily thrown together thing and it's hard to figure out where this is even coming from. Size of device means almost nothing. Reckon a larger screen is better in many ways, than the 130s lots of the pros use especially on Mountain stages/TTs where you have to squint to see anything.













































































Recon was uneventful to be honest.
The race profile is very climby, up and down, but almost no rampas, mostly 5% climbs.
I predect no less than 100 (one hundred) chutes fatales early on, some of the high speed curvas in descents are nasty as fuck.























 >>/91675/
I did a hard ride with 2 friends today and halfway through I led us onto a farm road where they both flatted within the same 100 meters. There was nothing on the road or rather nothing we could see but we all pulled small black shards from the tires - since they were busy patching and pretty spent I ventured on alone




















 >>/91696/
Not picking Rajtuzo, too volatile. Vauq will be good enough, he has already proven himself. One doubt of mine is Bisiaux and Gordon but I think Bisiaux will be good enough and Godon will surprise again.
Norge is in as well, even both of them with the yellow one.












I'm going /elite/ because I have to, I'm Seixasless and I'm even giving fucking Ratchooso yet another chance.


You'd be forgiven for thinking a mentally ill person built this team, but I can say that I'm at peace.

















Can't scrape how I did because I scrape the list from below the jerseys and Jorj somehow unplugged it from however he unhid the names until now, it is all this
> Hidden Until Race Start
> Hidden Until Race Start
> Hidden Until Race Start









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30 	Jordi Meeus
26 	Biniam Girmay
20 	Søren Wærenskjold
20 	Milan Fretin
16 	Tom Crabbe
12 	Noah Hobbs
8 	Laurence Pithie
5 	Arvid De Kleijn
5 	Alexis Renard
4 	Jonas Abrahamsen
3 	Rick Pluimers
3 	Anthony Turgis
3 	Stanisław Aniołkowski
3 	Paul Penhoët
3 	Sandy Dujardin
2 	Vincenzo Albanese
2 	Riley Sheehan
2 	Danny Van Poppel
2 	Simon Dehairs
2 	Alberto Dainese
1 	Rasmus Tiller
1 	MILAN MENTEN
1 	Toon Aerts
1 	Tom Van Asbroeck
1 	Michiel Mouris
1 	LEWIS ASKEY
1 	THIBAUD GRUEL
1 	Marijn Van Den Berg
1 	Steffen De Schuyteneer
1 	Matteo Moschetti

> 6=

4 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Noah Hobbs
> CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS
> Marq Qwabendish
> MVDF
> OPTAKT ENJOYER


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Tom Crabbe Danny Van Poppel
> /pinot/
> KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 Jordi Meeus Biniam Girmay Søren Wærenskjold Milan Fretin Noah Hobbs Laurence Pithie
> Quick Rundown
> frfr on god









































 >>/91772/
I know there are at least three of you here, I think even four now, you can at some point which one is which, excluding even writing cues like capitalizations and all.
I just thought I am seeing too many like with the Finns where almost all different people I imagined turned out to be one Bertele.












































































































































 >>/91913/
I did put the axelgaard preview in chatGPT to read it.
He was also quite curious about tuckwell, especially since he wasn't sure if he was a puncher or more of a climber.
Also he literally shat on DNF in that article ( and he was right )


















































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30 	Paul Seixas
23 	Baptiste Veistroffer
20 	Valentin Paret-Peintre
16 	Jørgen Nordhagen
16 	Matteo Trentin
15 	Dorian Godon
15 	Kévin Vauquelin
15 	Juan Ayuso
12 	Oscar Onley
10 	Isaac Del Toro
8 	Tobias Halland Johannessen
8 	Daniel Felipe Martínez
7 	Cian Uijtdebroeks
7 	Ramses Debruyne
6 	Léo Bisiaux
6 	Wout Van Aert
5 	Luke Plapp
4 	Gal Glivar
4 	Georg Steinhauser
4 	Clément Braz Afonso
4 	Alex Baudin
3 	Henri-François Renard-Haquin
3 	Mattias Skjelmose
3 	Matteo Jorgenson
3 	Joan Bou
2 	Santiago Buitrago
2 	Maxim Van Gils
2 	Luke Durbridge
2 	Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 	Brady Gilmore
2 	Hugo Houle
2 	Luke Tuckwell
2 	Ben Tulett
2 	Maxime Decomble
2 	Benoît Cosnefroy
2 	Jordan Jegat
2 	Carlos Rodríguez
2 	Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
1 	Marco Frigo
1 	Nikias Arndt
1 	Gorka Sorarrain
1 	Pello Bilbao
1 	Cristián Rodríguez
1 	Steff Cras
1 	João Almeida
1 	Jan Castellon
1 	Andreas Kron
1 	Matevž Govekar
1 	Jefferson Alveiro Cepeda
1 	Phil Bauhaus
1 	Mattéo Vercher
1 	Ben Healy
1 	Mathis Le Berre
1 	Matthew Riccitello
1 	Ethan Hayter
1 	Pepijn Reinderink
1 	Bryan Coquard
1 	Quinn Simmons
1 	Rudy Molard
1 	Michael Gogl
1 	Iván Romeo
1 	Samuel Watson

> 7=

2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley
> OPTAKT ENJOYER
> /pinot/


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Isaac Del Toro Gal Glivar
> Patje`s Angels
> MVDF


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Valentin Paret-Peintre Jørgen Nordhagen Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Clément Braz Afonso
> /pinot/
> frfr on god


2 Paul Seixas Baptiste Veistroffer Jørgen Nordhagen Matteo Trentin Juan Ayuso Oscar Onley Cian Uijtdebroeks
> KS Wisla Ustronianka
> /pinot/


































































































































































 >>/92124/
> “non-compliant clothing equipment”
kek 
> At the Ronde de l’Oise, Van Schip had already been warned. During stage 2, he received a 200 CHF fine for a handlebar position judged to be dangerous to himself or his competitors, although he was allowed to continue on that occasion.
someone in high places wants him out of the sport simple as









I also wonder what his bike looks like
> a handlebar position judged to be dangerous to himself or his competitors
did he cook up something new? If he was riding like he did when they last DQ'd him it would probably say so

 >>/92139/
but why the last stage is what I want to know, it has to be something specific he did today or maybe some UCI honcho came down and saw him on the startlist
> measure his socks boys

 >>/92140/
I think that's just his setup again when he puts his forearms on the bars





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So it happened AGAIN. We can blame WADA, we can blame UCI, we can praise the commissioners but the truth is, it's simply too much. Handlebars, jerseys, you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me worng, I still have full faith in Paul Tabak and the lads, but MASSIVE investments are desperately needed in the R&D season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances not getting DSQ'd again next race. Not racing like this.


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the US have A LOT of race license categories, I'm really surprised there are enough riders to fill that many races. Not even counting junior categories.
Here we pretty much just have jedermann aka unlicensed, masters aka non-elite old people (30+) and elite which requires a UCI license and that's pretty much it and I think it's like that in every european country.














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 >>/92091/
Started raining the exact moment I stepped out my front door, but managed to convince myself to go anyway. Only rained (a bit) for the first 10 minutes or so. 3x20 minutes on the edge of z2/3. I think there's a point to them, but I just like how it feels. Going fast-ish but not feeling particularly hard. Good times.




















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I was looking at the Crit Drama Instagram account just to laugh at videos of crashes. Some team hired Angela White, the porn star, to do like a Cameo for them which was posted on the page. I followed that post to Angela White's Instagram and clicked on stickied post to laugh at Middle Eastern and Indian men propositioning her in the comments. Some Iranian guy has like a whole fan page dedicated to her with posts like this. 

I included the convoluted story to explain why looking at Iranian Angela White fan pages is actually cycling related.






























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I have to admit, I believe in Seixas, but how was he isolated today on medium toughness mountain stage with basically no GC attacks? And Onley/Vauquelin go up the road?

Maybe Decathlon isn't ready for the big leagues. I don't know. I'm just worried. I know he doesn't need to win the La Tour this year but today was a bit amateur hour if you ask me


 >>/92212/
Bisiaux was actually in the Onley group
why he didn't drop back to pull for Seixas, I don't know
also they lost Riccitello, who would have been one of Seixas' strongest climbing domestiques, to illness, and possibly he's not the only on the team who's ill

> too hot to sleep windows closed
> Opening windows is a symphony of mosquitoes + shitty motorbikes + retard playing loud music in their cars
Living in the third world when it's hot is a nightmare.








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I have seen the picture before but every time I am shocked and it haunts me. Maybe it triggers the autism or something, like a yucky surface that you can't stand to touch. Even thinking about it makes you shiver. Like the sensation of nails on a chalkboard.

 >>/92222/
Yeah at this point I ride all my rides inside. Just way easier when my wife potentially needs my help with the baby, I can just help her and resume my ride afterwards. Would love to be outside, it's great riding weather right now, but it is what it is for this summer.

> “But in the last stage I attack, I put my water bottle under my shirt,” Van Schip responds on Instagram. “The jury immediately rides past and I ask: ‘Is my cycling position okay now?’ The man completely freaks out. I ask: ‘What is the problem? Can I hide the water bottle with you, or do I have to throw it away here?’”

> 
“I found it very strange,” said an indignant Van Schip. “For a long time, I didn’t get any clarity on exactly what the problem was; I was only told that I was being taken out of the race. Afterwards, I was told that I was being disqualified because I had a water bottle in my jersey.”

He does it to himself tbh




 >>/92226/
the guy has a target on his back now, nearly always UCI looks away when a rule is broken but this guy is on their radar so they're now applying the rules
i've had the misfortune of racing against him a few times, all he does is shout and seethe in the bunch so when he fucks off and does a breakaway everyone is happy he's not around



 >>/92230/
pretty sure he's actually diagnosed with something though i cannot remember what it was
being an autist is fine, it's actually sort of needed if you want to be competitive nowadays but just don't be a cunt - someone like van Vleuten, for example, is a mega autist in terms of working towards a race but is genuinely a kind soul aside from that, from the few times i've spoken with her






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Tour de Gyeongnam FEVER

> CARSTENSEN
> TAARAMAE
> VAN ENGELEN
> MUDGAY
> PELLAUD
> BATSAIKHAN
> NG
> CHAWCHIANGKWANG
> SEXTON
> HUBY
> QUINTERO
> megastar DATI
> SIMONS
> IDERBOLD
> RIKUNOV
> DELGADO
> PHOUNSAVATH
> Euro KIM
and
> VAN AERT













 >>/92223/
What do you mean vaguepostingbert, or simply Autismbert, it is often the same.
The eggs?
I have this sort of reaction to someone eating apples. This scrunch, especially if done slowly by an older person just blows my hair up and allows me to pin point where the pituary gland is.



 >>/92156/
 >>/92216/
when this first was posted I posted it into several chats as my own and it triggered the fuck out of people
vegan food in general does that. I had posted fake schnitzel before and it provoked a strong negative response, autismbert is not alone this fake food goes against humanity








 >>/92254/
This is true, people have this irrational hatred of veganism. Eleven Madison Park in NYC is my favorite restaurant in the city but people became irate when menu went vegan. Like there's no restaurant in the world people hate more and it's just because EMP is vegan. Food is amazing. 

Sulfur eggs sucked tho




 >>/92263/
everyone in the us makes like 300k post tax a year
people who make 50-70k are considered so poor that the elites are lobbying for them to pay NO INCOME TAX because they are so poor that their taxes don't even matter. That's the world they are living in, everyone in the US is rich even the poors


 >>/92266/
This. Even the most drugged up aids-ridden hobo is so rich compared to our standards, he would live like a king in our countries. People would fight each other to death just for the opportunity to see him from afar.








I have been to a Michelin restaurant in Prague with the /cyc/ office recently and it wasn't that bad. A degustation menu, of course, they had the best fried cauliflower I ever had. No schnitzel. No burger. About $75 per person which is like a two months wage here.


> the maintenance branch is taking working lunches at the La Degustation Bohême Bourgeoise rather than field reporting on Big races
there needs to be an audit end of this fiscal year
anyway bib gourmand is where the real value lives











































































 >>/92286/
I had one once in Nice (les agitateurs), it was very intense from all these new flavours in new form factors, paid like 400€ for the misses and me. was worth it to try it once, but probably will not do it again




 >>/92351/
I don't exactly remember, I think it was a gravy. 

I actually was pretty underwhelmed by that course. I thought the meal in general was very good (I think it was 8-10 courses) but that dish fell flat. That is Saint Germain in New Orleans. We went last year before the Michelin Guide came out. A lot of people were hyping Saint Germain as a possible two star but Bertina and I agreed it was a one star at best. Emeril's on the other hand  >>/92302/ was sensational and it got two stars in the guide. They're clearly hunting for three. 

We try to do a fine dining restaurant about once a quarter. When we travel, we usually hit the good places in town. For example, our Lyon and  Annecy trip I think we did like 11 stars in ten days, way too hedonistic






 >>/92055/
> The medical report is unfortunately heavy for Stan Aniolkowski
> - Fracture of the right radial head, he will be operated on this morning
> - Fracture of the left clavicle
> - Suspected fracture of the left scaphoid
giga-collected.
























 >>/92382/
 >>/92385/
squeaking when pushing power down when out of saddle, but not consitently
not really in the saddle
it's probably the bb, might actually be d*sc brakes rub when wheel is angled
been just pushing too much power lately

but i am 100% confident new bike will not have a SINGLE issue


 >>/92386/
Yeah, but I am heavier him and while I do some structural damage to the rear like long term stress (and not caring about high curbs) frame breaking and my tires get tired sooner - I don't get extra sounds every ride.
Suspicious.






Purpose of the system is what it does, you're supposed to sit in your town cubicle worth a lifetime of lowest wage job and not be going anywhere, living, breathing, fraternizing.





 >>/92368/
This unironically. If these idiots would just agree on the basic fact that a danger should equal "take it slow" and not "lets go as fast as possible, making everything even more dangerous" we would have way less chutes. 
Morgado even said after the crash on stage 2 in the Giro that they accelerated because they knew that they were about to go through a dangerous part of road... 
All's I'm saying is that the riders need to be held accountable for crashes too.









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 >>/92408/
Speaking of hot vaxxing. The algorithm has been recommending me a lot of videos on this topic and apparently even the best vaxxers out there, you know, the S tier vaxxers, the A+++ tier vaxxers, apparently they need to strip the chain every 300 km and do the needful.

I had a feeling I was being trolled.














 >>/92411/
I went oil -> squirt -> wax, and I definitely spent more time on my drive train before moving to wax. Swapping the chain takes like 2 minutes, tossing the chains in the pot and taking them out when they're done is a few minutes. Plus it's so much cleaner to work with. Plus the longevity gains are nice to think about.






> 🇫🇷 Thibaut Pinot lists his farm on Airbnb for an exclusive 🇫🇷 Tour de France stay
> 🗣️ "During the stay, I'll take you inside the Tour de France, paddock access and for guests ages 16+, we'll take a ride in an official race car and enjoy a helicopter view of the stage"
pwoah even has a helicopter ride



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 >>/92424/
Yeah I really don't see what people mean about the time issue with waxing.

I turn on my hot pot. I forget about until it's hot. When it's hot, I drop a chain in for a few minutes. Then I go back and swirl it for a few seconds. Then I take it out and lay it on some aluminum foil to dry.

The active time for me is probably 10% of the time it takes to clean and then oil individual chain links.


 >>/92433/
Supposedly it's marginally better to let the chain heat up with the wax (because then it expands, letting out pollutants and soaking up more wax inside the chain). Which more crucially is one less step, so even easier. It's just, drop in chain and turn it on. Return some time later, swirl, and pull it out.






























 >>/92464/
Heh, good for you for enjoying life. 

27 eggs for me, easing into doing some intervals again and this felt quite nice and easy. The boiler room is really heating up though, I drank 3l of water and ate 250g sweets and I still sweated so much I lost 300g weight





 >>/92470/
42mm (have broad shoulders, don't like these narrow bars) vision metron 4d with the m.a.s system so I can mount the aero extensions on if I go for multiple 200km+ rides in a row again. have the same on the specialized and they are very comfy with that flat top
















DATI and team Team UKYO continue to be pas normal down in Sudkorea.
Almost 10 runners OTL including local star HWANHUI. KIM, KIM and LEE barely made the cut. 
VAN AERT 25 minutes behind. Lote principal split into two with PHOUNSAVATH and SEXTON finishing in 2eme peloton.

BIG STUFF



























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