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Campenaerts special bidon edition

> Current and upcoming road races

08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal 1.1 WE
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
23.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.1
04.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.1
06.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.1
07.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro
07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE
07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE
07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT
10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro
13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT
14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT
14.06 GP Gippingen 1.1
14.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1

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 >>/87506/
I am, can't a fat man have a low resistance tire? I thought about these Pirelli Cinturato Velo which makes your road basically gravel equivalent for the offroad parts which are actually pleasant to ride on a gravel, but I didn't want to sacrifice 80% more rolling resistance.
I have a SL4 Roubaix.



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 >>/87510/
I never did since I am a fatso kek, did some when I was a teen. I mean I did quite recently but it was not a direct puncture but a bit got in through a hole in the sidewall puncture.

This was the competish,
1 Pirelli, too much resistance but great
2 S-Works Turbo 28, bought, seems like a very good speed-durability trade-off, was too expensive for asking price, almost half of the price is great
3 S-Works Turbo Cotton 28, on the verge of death, never punctured, just wore them off until pic rel  >>/87376/ (you) , still very pricey and barely available anywhere






































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/pinot/bert is bound to have another lethal GT goomble. I thought I am doing pretty gud for a late goombling joiner, never outside of top 10 at the end, steadily getting a better grip but also dipping often, that's what a newbert is expected to do.
This asshole is playing as long as I am and already has two stars and two shirts.

Black Cervelo disc 105 with bauermeter anyone.
https://www.ridewill.it/p/it/cervelo-0l0sta1r1c56-soloist-105-race-28-105-power-meter-12v-reserve-carbon-40-44-dark-slate-taglia-l-56/1832909/

 >>/87552/
Yeah he's doing exceptionally well, all the right GC guys and then Narvaez AND Silva. If he had Eulalio he'd probably be global number 1, heh. 
Narvaez is singlehandedly saving my veloteam but I badly need Valgren and Zana to score some points.In hindsight Piganzoli or Rondel would've been so much better picks than Zana, oh well.

 >>/87554/
Just looked one more year back from which I have Autismbert's tables, he was already playing in 2022 when he was second, but still, near perfect goomble, already thinking how to solve two pink jerseys display on the GC shit.
ZANA was a bit puzzling, everyone was on him, even youtuber was, but he is kinda meh in everything, a bunch of meaningless top 10s and beating my JACKOWIAK in Sardynia is not a big deal.
You will still do fine, at least relatively since many people stepped into VENDRAME.
If only I could not force that LUND and pick NARVAEZ instead of VENDRAME, ehh ahh.






> The UCI has lost its appeal against a ruling which stopped its plans to introduce gear restrictions in the peloton, after a legal challenge from SRAM. On Wednesday, the Belgian Market Court upheld the Belgian Competition Authority's (BCA) decision to suspend the UCI's maximum gear ration standard.
um, why is this the decision of Belgium?



> The UCI went to great lengths in its attempt to emerge victorious from the appeal. Cyclingnews reports that the cycling union tried to use €300,000 from the budget of SafeR (a joint safety initiative by teams, organizers, and riders) to finance its lawsuit against SRAM. This led to the bizarre situation in which teams sponsored by SRAM would indirectly be contributing to a lawsuit against their own sponsor.

Lel


 >>/87555/
I actually started with doing only the GT's in 2020, maybe that's why I tend to do well in them.  Of course back then there were no stats or tables. But I am sure some Oldberts started velogambling even before that







have the probably badly autotranslated tour de trump article from l'équipe
> Then national coach (1982-2008), Jean-Yves Plaisance, 80 years old today, accompanied the French team during the only two editions that the Tour de Trump lasted, in 1989 and 1990. A race in the service of communications for the current American president.
> "Donald Trump has always been the way he is today. When he created his Tour de Trump in 1989, he announced everywhere that he was going to supplant the Tour de France. This was his stated objective. However, he knew nothing about cycling, apart from the fact that the Tour de France was an iconic race. The Belgian Eric Vanderaerden (winner of the Tour of Flanders in 1985 and Paris-Roubaix in 1987) was present, but Trump had absolutely no idea who he was, for example.
> We were all curious to see what this new stage event on the East Coast of the United States would bring. There, Donald Trump was already widely publicized, he was mainly talked about as a billionaire, real estate tycoon and owner of several casinos. In France, very few people knew him, except perhaps magazine regulars people. As he was the main sponsor of the event, we still found out about the character. He was not at all invested in the world of sport.
> It did not fail to intrigue, particularly the leaders of the Tour de France, who came to watch the race. We notably had a visit, during a stage, from Jean-Marie Leblanc (director of the Tour de France from 1989 to 2007). I don't know if they were afraid of competition in the calendar, because it fell at the same time as the 4 days of Dunkirk in particular, or afraid for the Tour, but at the same time, with billionaires, you never know what can happen...
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Runners at fast food at lunchtime
> The competition was long and tough: there were ten stages, the majority of the teams were professional and some really good riders were present. Greg LeMond, winner of the Tour de France in 1986, resumed just after a hunting accident. The French team was still an amateur but was invited because Richard Vivien, amateur road world champion in 1987 in Villach, Austria, was in its ranks. It had seven runners and was, among other things, built around Vivien, but there was also Nicolas Dubois, French champion in 1989, Jean-François Laffillé, a sprinter, Jean-Jacques Henry... They were among the best amateur runners of the time. I normally took care of cyclo-cross at the French Cycling Federation but I sometimes replaced Yves (Hézard,coach responsible for amateurs) in certain races, including this famous Tour.
> It was a real opportunity for us. Already, we were not often invited to a professional race. Then the events in the United States had nothing to do with what we knew. The stages of Trump's Tour were mainly contested in large cities. There were therefore often long distances to be covered at the time of transfers. The start was given from New York, in front of Trump Tower. The road traffic was crazy, it wasn't easy to get there. The departure even had to be postponed by at least a quarter of an hour - twenty minutes. Nothing was signposted or indicated, and we didn't have a GPS yet. A real adventure.
> In terms of organization, it was truly American style. At lunchtime, there was nothing planned for the runners due to travel. It was not uncommon to see some go and eat a few fries in a fast food restaurant before departure. We organized ourselves to offer the runners suitable supplies.
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> In the evening, however, huge buffets awaited us in the hotels. It was a bit like Club Med. Some of my runners probably even gained weight during those ten days! They were tempted, in the evening, when they saw the buffets, to stuff themselves. It's difficult to do dietetics in these cases. We still made sure that everyone paid a little attention.
> If this event aimed to one day replace the Tour de France, we were still far from it. It gave the impression of being designed for communication more than for runners. There was advertising and posters bearing Trump's image everywhere: on planes, on cars, on hotel walls... Even on the leader's jerseys, there was only his name. He was everywhere, including at certain stage departures or arrivals. We were talking more about Donald Trump than his Tour.
> As much as the organization was a little special, on a sporting level, it was a quality event. It wasn't easy for us. The runners were there for the competition, especially since the prizes promised to the winners were significant (bonus of $50,000 for the winner and $250,000 for his team). It wasn't a total summer camp (laughs). In 1990, it was the Mexican Raúl Alcalá who won the Tour (the first edition, in 1989, was won by the Dane Dag Otto Lauritzen). He finished best youngster in the Tour de France in 1987. Our goal was to behave well. It didn't go so bad but we didn't weigh in on the race. Richard Vivien wore the green jersey for the best climber for two or three days, but that's it.In the general classification, from memory, the best Frenchman was ranked 25th.
> There were no crowds along the roads. In the cities, there was still a bit of atmosphere, with cheerleaders, but that had nothing to do with the craze in certain countries in South or East America. It felt like it was a race that came out of nowhere. Moreover, this Trump Tour only lasted two years. Donald Trump then disengaged and a new partner, DuPont, took over. The aim of the maneuver was certainly to get people talking about him. He hasn't changed. "
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> And judging by recent evidence from this Giro d’Italia, Campenaerts – the superdomestique of Jonas Vingegaard – is having toilet troubles.
> “I’ve known about ‘pee bottles’ since the days of Peter Sagan – he did that often,” Naesen told Sporza. “I’ve only known two who do it: Campi [Victor Campenaerts – ed] and Sagan.”






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COMMENTARY:

Lotto looked sad. Cepeda is tiny. Forgot my piss bottle for Narváez. Morgado looked happy as ever. Campenaerts ALWAYS has a shit eating grin. Jonas has a dirty moustache. Cicco, Pellizzari and Milan were popular but everybody went NUTS for Ganna























































































































































 >>/87731/
But this reminds of this kinda cute girl in Kaufland, she doesn't work there anymore though.
Quite cute, the closer the worse, but she is still not bad looking. She has sneaky big tits but because they're saggy. And this is the tragedy, the girl is 25 or so and she is all saggy. Saggy bobs, saggy ass, saggy cheeks, even her hips look like they sag.
Really unfortunate genes.

























 >>/87755/
if I rode in rain as often as you do, i think my whole bike would desublime

my chain is hitting the front deraileur .. whatitscalled ... on 2 lower gears
and my rear gers, 52-11 is quiet and it gets progressively more noisy on easier gears

surely nothing my shop can't handle



























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Another BIG GC day at the Il Giro

> Narvaez 5
> Ciccone 7.5
> Christen 13
> Ganna (?) 13
> Stuyven 21
> Bettiol 21
> Vingegaard 26
> Scaroni 26
> Thomas 26
> Morgado 29
> Arrieta 34
> Ulissi 34
> Valgren 34
> Alar 34
> Turner 34
> Mas Nicolau 41
> Rubio 51
> Strong 51
> Aerts (!) 51















 >>/87801/
> 80+ posts required
"Listen, honey, we can't name the baby just yet, I'm waiting for a few more responses from a terrorist splinter group that branched off a Polynesian underwater basket weaving IRC chat"

Seriously tho, good luck, all the best.


















 >>/87809/
well first congrats, Finnland is dangerously underpopulated with 17 inhabitants per square miles, the Dutch would like to have a word with you. 
for the name, how about Magnus. sounds Swedish and Latin enough for me and it's still ciclismo related
































 >>/87854/
speaking of noises this morning a mate posted a picture of a massive crack across the bb area / drive side chainstay of his frame, he's been hearing clicking and creaking noises for a week and decided to investigate 
he's been riding with a cracked frame for a week













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Hehehe satirical website De Speld with a funny https://speld.nl/2026/05/22/enric-mas-heeft-zijn-trilogie-compleet-in-elke-grote-ronde-teringdom-gereden/

> Cyclist Enric Mas has finally completed his long-awaited trilogy. Since Wednesday, the Spaniard has ridden like a retard in every Grand Tour.

> “Fantastic, I’ve worked so hard for this. When I was out with Nárvaez on Wednesday, I basically knew right away that it was going to work. Pounded away at the front for kilometers on end, didn't look back. It’s great that Nárvaez rewards my work.”

> Mas mainly wants to thank his Movistar team. “Without the tactical ingenuity of our team management, this would of course never have happened. Those guys come up with something new every single time.” 

> Reaching this milestone does not mean that Mas has lost his ambitions. “This week I saw someone who accidentally still had his cooling vest on during the time trial; I can see myself doing that sometime too.”

























































back home from my ride. really chugged thorough those bidons today, I needed a refill stop, but fountains are plenty here.
looks like I missed the end of the stage. 
and don't trust the Swiss imposter in this thread.





> Finally, Bettiol addresses Alexander Vinokourov, who brought him to XDS Astana two years ago . “I am so happy that I have won in this jersey now. I am so happy that Vino believes in me. He really wanted me two years ago and now I have repaid him. This is a great Giro for our team, I am happy to be a part of it.”




















> Be on vacation 
> Go to vineyard
> Enjoying nice flight of wines with Bertina and baby on the terrace
> "Hi, so we have a Mystery Wine challenge where you pay for the glass, but if you can name the wine correctly, you get a free bottle"
> "Oh yeah, it doesn't just cover our wines but all the wines we pour at our wine bar and you need to get it correct down to the vintage"
> He pours the glass
> Nail it
> "You're the first person that's gotten it correct from the people I've saved since started working here"
> Server starts geeking out and talking wine with me while Bertina's eyes glaze over
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 >>/87958/
the metal cap comes off and then you have the cartridge or whatever you call it that comes out
I just blast all that stuff with silicone spray, and if it squeaks too soon after I just replace the pulleys since they're like 10 euros









Couldn't follow an e-scootererer today because I didn't have more gears to put on on me MTB and the hardest one wasn't even going to snap on because it got deindexed.
The time for replacing the whole bb and crank is nigh.


i cleaned them so clean you could eat from them and yet the sound ralies, albeit not as prominent
guess I need to buy a new bike
let's see if I mounted them in the corrent direction, there's 25% (0%) chance i did both correctly











 >>/87979/
More like we not pulling, our dude ahead, which is also kinda the idea of satelites.
Especially on Vergogne hehehe.

Picking:
STAUNE-MITTET
CICCONE
SHEFFIELD
VLASOV
LEMMEN
but also
GAROFOLI/RACCAGNI NOVIERO
STORK
CHRISTEN/ARRIETA
ULISSI
and probably more but this would 1 star Axelfraudulence.







German trips in town. Usually these are exclusively boomerreisen nach Ostland but now these people are maybe ten years older than me.
But they're tidy and organized gut, no Anschluss pls.











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> Vingegaard 1.75
> Ciccone 3.75
> Gall 13
> Mas Nicolau 17
> Rubio 29
> Pellizzari 34
> Arensman 34
> Poels 34
> Hindley 41
> West 51
> Martin 51
> Arrieta 51
> Harper 51
> Narvaez 51
...
> Scaroni 67
> Hirt 101
> O'Connor 151
> Beloki 151









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 >>/88009/
today I saw two MTBers and a handful of hikers in the first ⅓ but the latter part I had to myself, on a weekend there are more people but there are so many trails around here that it never feels crowded

the ocean is on the other side of that ridge, you can see some of the marine fog over it
















Eulálio should win today because the news headlines here would be hilarious. Pila straight up means dick. "Eulálio conquers dick", "Eulálio tops dick" or "Eulálio survives dick" would be all-timers.








 >>/88034/
> since i cant use two lowest gears,
You don't have a tool with you playing around with the limiter screws just to find out that you made it worse? Shimano derailleur has a adjuster, it's where the cable feeds into it. You can turn it.






























> watch gall interview
> 2 days ago he mention he had shitty sleep because the room was hot


Its 2026 and i'm pretty sure we're one of the few sports where we put endurance athletes in rooms without AC... Not the first time this happened.
And it will also happen in tdf for sure, albeit the situation has been getting better its bound to sometimes.






















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