> Be on vacation
> Go to vineyard
> Enjoying nice flight of wines with Bertina and baby on the terrace
> "Hi, so we have a Mystery Wine challenge where you pay for the glass, but if you can name the wine correctly, you get a free bottle"
> "Oh yeah, it doesn't just cover our wines but all the wines we pour at our wine bar and you need to get it correct down to the vintage"
> He pours the glass
> Nail it
> "You're the first person that's gotten it correct from the people I've saved since started working here"
> Server starts geeking out and talking wine with me while Bertina's eyes glaze over
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