/bert/ - ciclismo

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 >>/86657/
 >>/86655/
The 2026 Giro podium is going to be:

> 1 HINDLEY
> 2 O'CONNOR
> 3 HIRT

Fishman will chute slightly and Trine will call him home
ARENSMAN and GALL will have their signature "lost 15 minutes day"
BERNAL GOMEZ will just fade
PELLIZZARI won't survive 2nd week
EULALIU and RONDEL won't survive 3rd week and will leak time, same for CICCONE
STORER will finish 4th ahead of surging WEST

love Narvaez 2bqh

 >>/86666/
I pretty much like everybody on UAE individually, I just hate the way they dominate races.

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 >>/86661/
STRONG is really good on short climbs he did this in norway last year, at 62 kg

 >>/86665/
I forgot about Time Trials of course
HIRT will lose 5-10 minutes on 40km time trial, but all other GC runners are also reasonably shit at TT except for fishman for some reason

 >>/86641/
I don't use windows besides on an used surface pro that I bought for cheap. (kinda cool as a concept having a tablet with a full OS letting me install real software and not shitty android apps) I ran a github script deleting or deactivating all unnecessary microslop shit.

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 >>/86659/
I'm scared it will explode if I score too many watts

piganzoli is the new kuss it seems

 >>/86667/
yeah basically, but it's fun to see them in stage hunter mode

Carapaz would have attacked on that muro. Fuck all these cowards

 >>/86672/
proper lad they found at visma. lets see how long it takes until they burn through him.

 >>/86672/
good because the old Kuss is washed up

 >>/86674/
disappointed that Ciccone didn't try something, but the stage was already gone so I get why

 >>/86676/
Erroneous

 >>/86677/
ciccone is 6 minutes behind the peleton

Fish is gonna lose form if he continues to slurp so hard

Tomorrow is gonna be a "slurp until the final 2.5 km" kinda day

Lol, Romo managed to finish 9 minutes behind Narvaez

 >>/86679/
oh lmao really? that makes sense

 >>/86679/
Completely idiotic to not lose that time yesterday

 >>/86684/
I read that lidl really didn't like having 2 guys high in GC for some reason because people kept asking why gee wasn't working for ciccone

 >>/86676/
nice meme

 >>/86684/
yeah, today suited him so well

Why does Hannah Walker lean so heavily into the potato aesthetic

 >>/86688/
she's Welsh dude they're just like that

 >>/86689/
Not Manon

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 >>/86690/
> Manon

brennan lost

 >>/86690/
oh right

...

she's English dude they're just like that

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Sumo in 20 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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> Robin Froidevaux
They take us for absolute rubes.

> And the men of Visma | Lease a Bike largely had themselves to blame for that. After 149 kilometers and more than 2,000 meters of elevation gain, the necessary attackers had been caught and the peloton was gearing up for the sprint. The lead-out train of top favorite Brennan took the initiative, but took a wrong turn in the final stages.
lel hope there's some footage

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 >>/86696/
dude's going at it like they need this 2.1 race no matter what

 >>/86697/
They did the loop 3 times but got it wrong on the final lap? What had they put in that final bidon?

 >>/86698/
they bidons for the giro ended up in luxembourg

 >>/86699/
that explain those measly 6.35 W/kg

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I heard that Belgium sent Wout to the Eurovision Song contest

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 >>/86700/
Anything above 6 w/kg was considered absolute proof of dopage 15 years ago

 >>/86702/
and they were even doping then

 >>/86702/
when did the dopage compass switch from 7 w/kg to 6 w/kg anyways? Armstrongs confession?
 >>/86703/
yeah thats the concerning part innit, we know for a fact that they were

 >>/86704/
contador verbier

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suisse tv aired a feature about cycling being the latest trend sports for women. bike stores are really happy and saying that women are now 50% of their customers. I mean I have seen more girls on the bikes lately.

 >>/86702/
half this /cyc/ has almost 6 w/kg ftp nowadays

 >>/86707/
My presence brings the average below 3

 >>/86706/
It's a really big news for bike brands because women are the ultimate paypigs

 >>/86709/
they do what they are told, they don't ask questions, they love bling
yes, great times for them

Pinarello truly was the worst pick I made, worse than buitrago

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I hate them

 >>/86712/
I was thinking after the race, that defensive and safeR riding by Jonas and Visma will come to haunt them sooner or later. may it be another Astana rider gaining lots of time or bora managing to isolate jonas in the alps.

 >>/86697/
update
> Within the final kilometer, the lead motorbike accidentally took the diversion route intended for team cars, and a significant portion of the peloton followed. After deliberations with the race jury, the decision was made to give all riders the same finishing time.

and visma threatened to DNS tomorrow if they didn't do this

 >>/86714/
I guess if it's a moto forcing the error that kind of justifies the jury decision