/bert/ - ciclismo

Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria fever setting in bigly

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International superstars like Nicolas ROCHE humbled at the Finnish elite gravel event Borgå Primavera, Juuso Puhakka the best of the Finns at 4th. Me, I'm stuck at home since wife is due with the baby any day now, so just short endurance/LT1 today.

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Reminder that tomorrow is the extremely prestigious GRAN PREMIO NYC.

While the startlist is not as strong as the inaugural race in 2024 (where a certain Tibor DEL GROSSO announced himself), we still have such luminaries as Jason HUERTAS, Alvaro HODEG, and Vuelta podium-finisher Oscar SEVILLA.

> /elite/ +Dauphiné

Matxin says currently no plans at all for him to go to the Tour, but the way he worded it, he's going if he shows that form is improving

 >>/86479/
If he had just a bad flue it's really something that can get better with a couple of week rest and then plenty of time to get in shape for the tour

 >>/86477/
> two dozen EGGS
> short LT1
good thing I only pedal for fun, otherwise might feel like a lazy piece of trash by comparison

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Lmao

 >>/86478/
for me? it would be CHEESECOTE

 >>/86480/
There were some rumors that it could've been one of those viruses that have taken some riders out for a few months. That had me very worried, but I'm hopeful that it wasn't anything that serious.

 >>/86481/
Yeah got to put things into perspective I guess, for many runners for example two dozen eggs is a huge day already.

Collected

 >>/86483/
I wasn't even aware that Cheesecote was a named climb in the area...Gate Hill is even a bit overrated. It's like 2.5km at 5.5%, no real steep sections.

Personally, my favorite climb is Alpine Road which is 2km at ~7.5% with a few steeper ramps. And of course Bear Mountain but the problem with Bear Mountain is that you can't ascend and then descend it, it would need to be a MTF.

Christen collected.

Guess now they're too close to the sprint to let a break go

My gf comes from this place. Cute but I've never seen a place least bike friendly in europe

 >>/86458/
I did NOT make it I got very wet. The frogs lied to me

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> rubbiano me aso on the monte and then fermo tutto

I fucked up and bought 35mm for me gravel bike. Oh well, let's see how 35 up front and 40 back feels.

BIG SPLIT

 >>/86494/
Eulálio on the front. Jonas in BLIND PANIC

Croatia? Wait what

Jan Christen desperately trying to sabotage Narvaez again

Chrsiten riding behind two of his teamates

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Jantje Christen riding full gas after two teammates

truly the peloton's biggest brainlet

surely he has to realise that the chance to bridge is the climb after the sprint, right?

 >>/86501/
> he has to realise
not a chance

 >>/86497/
this stage was promised to him 2000 years ago

what the fuck is movistar doing this giro

miggl bjeur

For me, it's MIFSUD, the Maltese Missile.

 >>/86504/
Their motivations are beyond your comprehension. They're like the Reapers from Mass Effect.

 >>/86507/
kek, 
< eradicate all competent teams

 >>/86507/
kek

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 >>/86507/
is the UCI hiding their origin and motive behind dlc content

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> youtube has started showing me bike maintenance horror stories

Wtf is that road

JONAS

 >>/86511/
welcome to paranoia, I've been in it for 6 months now

Kino scenes coming up at the Red Bull KM

 >>/86511/
I bet its all bike shop propaganda 
> hurr durr look at this bozo who did not send his bike in for maintenance for three thousand miles 
< bike is crusted and busted
> we have to replace everything

 >>/86511/
Can I get a link

 >>/86516/
for me it's the comments
> derailleur not aligned perfectly
SEND IT TO A PROFESSIONAL DON'T LOOK AT A 3 MINUTE YOUTUBE TUTORIAL

ATTAQUE DU EULALIO

 >>/86516/
What the FUCK is a mile

 >>/86518/
Hint: the derailleur hanger is bent. It will never index properly.

finally they are letting them go
now christen will attack probably

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 >>/86518/
A Man Tried To Adjust His Rear Derailleur. This Is What Happened To His Brain

 >>/86517/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4wuihRgbkE

Look how beautiful this stage is. I miss /wtw/.

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ok, time to pay attention
interesting break, with axelgaard top favorite narvaez going very early.

 >>/86525/
looks like the hills of north California

entire UAE team in the break now

 >>/86527/
Maybe they should try growing wine there.....

don't know if Milan will be able to ride around that 180 degree curva

Complete chaos in Hungary, a lap got cancelled and the break will win the stage now it seems.

 >>/86529/
interesting idea..

 >>/86531/
> soderqvist winning a rampa queen stage

> Miggle BEOW

I was drinking and comparing wines whilst most of you were still in diapers

 >>/86535/
unless you're 50 I doubt it

So Narváez just wins this shit right

 >>/86535/
Listen I applaud your efforts. You walked so I could run.

 >>/86537/
christen will pull in break 2 to make sure pinarello wins

 >>/86537/
Would be funny if Leknessund spoils the UAE party

 >>/86539/
I am okay with this as long as UAE loses

a rare Lidl victory in Hungary

> 120 kg somberquest wins
I squeak

 >>/86542/
with a giant *

G2 isn't making a dent on Narváez going easy to keep Bjerg in the group

 >>/86545/
if he reaches that valley with bjerg it's over for the rest

even the umbrella is from Lidl kek

 >>/86546/
It's already over. It was always over

kek Suisse tv shitting on Gall for being a positionlet

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> youtube is now recommending me onboard train POVs from Rotterdam area
help

 >>/86531/
Stealing the general from the KING, sad

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omrzel mentioned

 >>/86550/
I sometimes put on the autistic train channels when I am winding down at night. Very soothing.

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 >>/86550/

is the stream really 4km behind or is PCS fucked?

Kulset is going to top 5 in GC this way

 >>/86550/
> The trein runs over a drunk idiot and the stream continues like nothing happened

 >>/86550/
Delete the train stuff you watched from your history

Scaroni to 2nd place

 >>/86555/
mhm it was PCS, they suddenly moved back 3km

 >>/86559/
/grande/

 >>/86545/
is UAE really that doped or are the chasers going maximum slurpage today?

> Narvaez cramping
NO NO NO NO

just tuning into this edizione of the il giro
how is the form of GC VINE?

 >>/86562/
G2 is kinda weak for these terrains outside of 2 or 3 guys imo. Christen and Arrieta being there also doesn't help.

 >>/86562/
large breaks just don't work, too many slurpers trying to profit till it's too late

 >>/86564/
Bert, he....

 >>/86557/
Is is a high speed line POV though
I don't think Autismbert is allowed to ride over 50 km/h in his tramway cosplaying as traen

this town isn't overrun unlike Tuscany? I don't know nothing about the Marche region

 >>/86569/
This is like Tuscany but the ocean is right there. So gorgeous. Maybe not as popular since no cities like Florence. 

I wonder how the food is

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 >>/86568/
We go 100 in some parts

Anyway this stage SUCKS and I HATE it

 >>/86571/
> cyclists are riding faster than d*tch træns

 >>/86572/
it looked so good on paper

migl bjrg wins a can of red bull. well done.

 >>/86572/
too many bad riders
fdj is there with 4 dudes that don't stand a chance

And now Leknessund goes to ride for 2nd place. Great

Business idea: Red Bull spikes the cans of Red Bull with dope and then lets other riders win the KM and stage and then they fail doping control

 >>/86578/
spiked redbull is less potent than a final biden

 >>/86578/
> implying doping controls actually do something

business idea: the red bull sprint only counts for Bora riders and rider wearing a red bull helmet.

it's so over for G2 and their antics

 >>/86581/
woutists win another moral victory

 >>/86572/
It had potential when climbing started and people tried to bridge to the break but then G2 syndrome took over

 >>/86584/
UAE just too doped. Nothing to be done anyway

 >>/86585/
they could at least have tried

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> GALL edition
based swissbert

did the needfull on the raper, fun little route

 >>/86585/
How is Croatia

migl bjrg illegal hand position

 >>/86588/
he had to drive through sLOVEnia

hoping for a cheeky Norge victory

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I am NOT in Croatia. I thought the flags were fixed

berg should just ride away and take the win

apparently there's some 22% muro coming up

 >>/86593/
right

that photographer will be banned from the Giro

> narvaez should let bjerg come back 
what the fuck is adam blythe smoking, if he doesn't drop the norge he beats him in the sprint 10/10 times

> Navarez
thanks Séan

RAMPAS

Ineos is not gonna enjoy Narváez winning like 4 stages this Giro if contract details aren't already agreed and signed.

MOREIRA wins in portugal

neetcompany shouldn't pull when bertnal and thymen will get dropped immediately

 >>/86602/
can't help it can they

 >>/86602/
turner is in the break, we can't have that

 >>/86601/
looks like a future versatile sprinter/puncheur

 >>/86604/
Turner? I hardly know 'er!

Bernal pulling himself to get his domestique back

rampa still humana

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leknessund take my power

rampa is now inhumana

aaaaaa that corner

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inb4 no gc action

Heh my 34-36 gear would waltz me past these jokers

it will be fireworks

ok, make it quick narvaez, so we can see the pedalton going up that rampa

 >>/86613/
narvaez was doing 90rpm at some point 
me? a smooth 60

so let's see
waar is gall

how will the gorilla milan get up these rampas?

 >>/86618/
slowly

> gall at the back of the pedalton
kek

gall will lose MINUTES

 >>/86617/
I see his autistic pedalling form about 20 riders back trying to move up

> gall

well, bertaczek was right
lame

Sepp KUSS looking kool as a kukumber

The only saving grace of this result is that Christen will be fuming

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cycling today bros we are running out of space

my body is hurting watching GALL pedal

those roads lol. remco would have chuted here.

 >>/86626/
I need Narváez to diss him again in the interview

> Deriere du Peloton is Gallcam

 >>/86628/
my knees hurt

fuck what an absolutely nasty finish

 >>/86629/
> Chuting uphill at 22 percent

 >>/86627/
windows 11 just downloaded another 15GB for the next update and chrome installed an AI model in the background adding another 4GB.

 >>/86634/
I mean because of the road quality and potholes.

there's a 30 man group in between without a single camera bike

ELITE 2.0

ATATQUE DE EULALIO

Are your bikes equipped for such rampas, berts?

 >>/86635/
You know the solution.

 >>/86637/
nothing worth seeing

EULALIU GOES SOLO

My boy is absolutely retarded

Good for him

EULALIO RAIDING

ben turner daring to ride with eulalio and jonas. how is this helping bernal? trine should give him a call.

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You know remember who NARVAEZ PRADO beaten in his first Giro win

 >>/86640/
Yes PPATTT  >>/86613/

But is my body equipped? No.

hindlel strong

christen disappointing

BERNAL GOMEZ strong

 >>/86640/
I ride ramps that steep on like 80% of my rides albeit just a few hundred meters

martin tjotta??? waar bjerg?

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Jan HIRT in lote principal

Hindley is one Fish chute away from winning a 2nd Giro

He's in good shape and I doubt he'll fade too much over the course of the race

Great finish. Lame stage.

pelizzari is completely dead, he doesn't even have any punch left
he'll completely crack in week 3

 >>/86640/
not really, I just need to pedal harder on my 36-30 setup.

 >>/86640/
I have a 34x36 option. Even a weirdo 32 chain ring lying around that I've never tried.

hate UAE simple as

> corbin strong ahead of climber
fucking hell

> we will win more races at the Giro
UAE merda

 >>/86640/
sure, might need a different pilot thoughbeit

who the fuck is lorenzo milesi
> contract year
yeah I'm nooticing

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 >>/86657/
 >>/86655/
The 2026 Giro podium is going to be:

> 1 HINDLEY
> 2 O'CONNOR
> 3 HIRT

Fishman will chute slightly and Trine will call him home
ARENSMAN and GALL will have their signature "lost 15 minutes day"
BERNAL GOMEZ will just fade
PELLIZZARI won't survive 2nd week
EULALIU and RONDEL won't survive 3rd week and will leak time, same for CICCONE
STORER will finish 4th ahead of surging WEST

love Narvaez 2bqh

 >>/86666/
I pretty much like everybody on UAE individually, I just hate the way they dominate races.

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 >>/86661/
STRONG is really good on short climbs he did this in norway last year, at 62 kg

 >>/86665/
I forgot about Time Trials of course
HIRT will lose 5-10 minutes on 40km time trial, but all other GC runners are also reasonably shit at TT except for fishman for some reason

 >>/86641/
I don't use windows besides on an used surface pro that I bought for cheap. (kinda cool as a concept having a tablet with a full OS letting me install real software and not shitty android apps) I ran a github script deleting or deactivating all unnecessary microslop shit.

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 >>/86659/
I'm scared it will explode if I score too many watts

piganzoli is the new kuss it seems

 >>/86667/
yeah basically, but it's fun to see them in stage hunter mode

Carapaz would have attacked on that muro. Fuck all these cowards

 >>/86672/
proper lad they found at visma. lets see how long it takes until they burn through him.

 >>/86672/
good because the old Kuss is washed up

 >>/86674/
disappointed that Ciccone didn't try something, but the stage was already gone so I get why

 >>/86676/
Erroneous

 >>/86677/
ciccone is 6 minutes behind the peleton

Fish is gonna lose form if he continues to slurp so hard

Tomorrow is gonna be a "slurp until the final 2.5 km" kinda day

Lol, Romo managed to finish 9 minutes behind Narvaez

 >>/86679/
oh lmao really? that makes sense

 >>/86679/
Completely idiotic to not lose that time yesterday

 >>/86684/
I read that lidl really didn't like having 2 guys high in GC for some reason because people kept asking why gee wasn't working for ciccone

 >>/86676/
nice meme

 >>/86684/
yeah, today suited him so well

Why does Hannah Walker lean so heavily into the potato aesthetic

 >>/86688/
she's Welsh dude they're just like that

 >>/86689/
Not Manon

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 >>/86690/
> Manon

brennan lost

 >>/86690/
oh right

...

she's English dude they're just like that

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Sumo in 20 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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> Robin Froidevaux
They take us for absolute rubes.

> And the men of Visma | Lease a Bike largely had themselves to blame for that. After 149 kilometers and more than 2,000 meters of elevation gain, the necessary attackers had been caught and the peloton was gearing up for the sprint. The lead-out train of top favorite Brennan took the initiative, but took a wrong turn in the final stages.
lel hope there's some footage

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 >>/86696/
dude's going at it like they need this 2.1 race no matter what

 >>/86697/
They did the loop 3 times but got it wrong on the final lap? What had they put in that final bidon?