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In the footsteps of the Romans edition

> Current and upcoming road races

03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE
09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro
10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro
10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT

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 >>/82453/

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Giro d'Italia OFFICIAL /bet/

> Vingegaard Hansen 1.16
> Pellizzari 6
> Gall 17
> Yatesi 21
> Bernal Gomez 21
> Arensman 26
> Ciccone 34
> Storer 34
> Hindley 34
> West 41
> Vine 41
> Buitrago 67
> Mas Nicolau 67
> Kuss 81
> O'Connor 121
...
> Eetvelt 151
> Caruso 201
> Rondel 251
> Cepeda 401
> Eulaliu 501
> Hirt 1501













Bardiani with an Uzbek and a Chilean. Surely Abduzhaparovgod has done the Giro once but I can't remember a Chilean ever. And yes I know Tsvetkov is actually just Russian but whatever











































> Striking news from the Red Bull-Bora-hansgrohe camp. Remco Evenepoel is skipping a race in the final stretch leading up to the Tour de France. He is opting for an extra period of "recovery, course reconnaissance, and specific training" over the Tour Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, known until last year as the Critérium du Dauphiné.

Obese remco incoming







Our kid #2 is due on the 21th of May. I kind of want to still do some race before that but there's nothing near here save for one 20km ITT on the 14th. I don't have a TT bike so I will probably just ride it on my road bike, will be fine training for races. So starting tomorrow I will do training in the aero tuck, interesting to see how the power numbers hold up there. I reckon if I can do even 350W and hold a good position I could aim for 44-45km/h, but let's see.




> Kopecky was still ideally positioned with a few hundred meters to go, yet things went wrong. What exactly happened in the chaotic final sprint? “I was just about to shift up a gear, but with a SRAM system, if you push both buttons at the same time, you go to your small chainring.”

> “The moment I shift up, I make contact with Shari,” Kopecky explains in conversation with Sporza. “Then I shoot onto my inner chainring and my chain comes off.”

SRAMMED and also skill issue














 >>/83545/
Vingo isn't Pogi, he'll take 2 minutes on blockhaus and then every stage will be a free for all till week 3 where he'll take the queen stage.
There's also few sprints, it's really all hilly finale punchfest. Anybody checked on J. Christ's collarbone status?



I'm genuinely not picking vingo and its basically guaranteed that a good chunk of the shitters (everyone but vingo) on this startlist will chute the fuck out so I'm going to insert myself at the very bottom of this accursed grand tour









































































































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> A key focus of the letter is the sport's economic model. According to the TCA, teams bear high costs for salaries, travel, staff, and race participation, while barely benefiting from the commercial growth of cycling. The organization therefore advocates for more structural sources of income for teams, for example through participation fees, a share in ticket sales or media revenue, and targeted financial support for development and Continental teams.
Kek, they don't understand no race makes money out of women cycling















 >>/83669/
tudor really is one of the more disappointing teams imo, I was hoping they would at least pop off as much as UnoX since they have quite a budget but they are currently entertaining 3 high price runners that don't do shit (Hirschi, Küng, Allah).
I feel like they are bora 2.0 with their shitty resource allocation


 >>/83673/
I see them as slightly better Israel. They sign known names who might be past their peak but they still get some results out of them (like Trentin) unlike the Jewboss wasting his money on Vanmarcke, Fuglsang and Froome.







 >>/83681/
yeah I know right logistics on our continent are a joke however can you pick it up yourself at their warehouse? I've had to do that with dhl and gls before when their delivery failed multiple days in a row because they were understaffed






















Lots of trust in groves who had a knee injury 2 month ago and had a somewhat shitty year before that.

I believe there are better 6pts than Crescioli, that's a gamble. His results against competition isn't really that great.

rest is ok, especially if turner bust out a good TT














 >>/83699/
what larp? Wait did you think I was actually the farmwatts guy? I just wanted to post about the fucked up amount of watts in a funny way there ain't no way I would even ride a trainer right now, I hardly even do that in the middle of winter






> The 2026 Famenne Ardennes Classic has had consequences for several teams. A large number of those involved report that the roads in the Ardennes last Sunday were contaminated in many places with cow dung and tracks from agricultural vehicles. Combined with water splashing up due to rain, many riders reportedly developed symptoms of gastroenteritis afterwards.

Such is life here

 >>/83721/
Could be that the seatpost is approved now. Wasn't that what they got him for, that the frameset is UCI approved but the seatpost was a custom job so it lacked approval. The new bars are approved and more than wide enough. They gotta think of something new to get him this time

 >>/83721/
Yeah wasn't that what caused his DSQ earlier? Weird stuff. If I were him I'd just get this adapter to get the saddle 2.5cm more forward without any fuckery: https://www.fairbicycle.com/product-page/drop-best-uc-road

In any case, I'm quite stuck with the sprinter category. Dunno who to pick aside from Milan, maybe some of the 6p guys could be viable but it's a big maybe. I don't want to spend 14p there lol



















































































De lie plan to DNF at stage 10 to prepare for tdf anyways

> https://cyclingpro.net/spaziociclismo/giro-2026/giro-ditalia-2026-arnaud-de-lie-non-arrivera-a-roma-lidea-e-di-ritirarsi-dopo-7-10-tappe/

Lotto are retards






































 >>/83846/
I mean, he is a golden bullet for that price, with no one to slave for.
I have a nice adjustment for him but we all know that on one of those descents the camera will suddenly switch from G1 to some sudden blurry movement just to get stationary again, pointing down, focused on a guy awkwardy lying on the ground, white trikot, stached upper lip.

 >>/83847/
technically he'll have to slave for yates. My uncultured dogshit take is that he'll get to ride for stages once yates has lost minutes (stage 7) but how many stages do you get out of him before he chutes into DNF? Not many I reckon, might not even make it to stage 9 and the next one after that is #14 
no thanks








































> Speaking at the team presentation in Burgas on Wednesday, Vine said plainly to Cyclingnews that "I don't think that's something that I'll be doing at this race," when asked if he had GC ambitions, with Adam Yates expected to be the Emirati team's sole leader in Almeida's absence.

> No, [Almeida pulling out] hasn't really changed my role. It's disappointing not having João here because I think he had a good chance to do a good race, but it's more opportunities for the team. I don't think it's going to change our plans much; we'll see what happens."

For my fellow vinestars

 >>/83888/
> In reality, Vine's focus is really on one stage and one stage only – the stage 10 time trial from Viareggio to Massa, where 42 km of flat roads will be battled over by the likes of him and Filippo Ganna (Ineos Grenadiers





















 >>/83905/
his team even brought all the necessary certificates with them just in case the UCI wanted to neg again kek 
doesn't matter the UCI will always punch the little man down while the top dogs (Pog) get to ride non certified equipment and bikes that are not even commercially available to the public











 >>/83918/
You can't win with sprinters, you'll be seething either way since no sprinter ever wins every single sprint stage. Just pick a 6p one and be done with it, sure you'll get 300p at best but you can then use the freed up 8p to upgrade Hindley to Gall and Van Der Lee to Vendrame
 >>/83914/
It was a pretty good video tbh





















 >>/83939/
Yeah but last year we had much more sprinter stages though. I mean Mads won 4, Van Uden chuds won one, Kooij got two, even Groves got one. This year we have four normal sprint stages and maybe a couple more for Turner/Lund/Groves.


 >>/83930/
I'n here, lurking. I wouldn't do shit. Unless it was after a month of this Xs coming up all the time. Then I would blow it up.
 >>/83931/
And none of this guys is going to be really good. Just maybe Vernon but it is a lot of 1s in kermiskoersen with jobbers bias.
 >>/83927/
Did employ the same approach. Your second best sprint is a great pick, still. Your GC guys from like 5 to 20 are a crapshoot.














 >>/83957/
Don't think so, I was a little too fixated on Turner in the beginning. We're talking pure sprints, plus sprints after making it over a long, tame mountain in the middle of a stage. Magnier can easily meddle in top 3, Turner may be third on a good day but you're looking at top 10s. This TT is a non factor, he never did a good long TT












































> Nevertheless, the international cycling federation has once again disqualified the former track world champion. The official explanation is that the way Van Schip holds his handlebars is not permitted.

> According to Tabak, there is no difference in the way his rider holds his handlebars compared to, for example, Remco Evenepoel or other riders in the breakaway in Greece on Wednesday afternoon. “We read in emails that they (the UCI, ed.) are keeping an eye on us. They tolerate nothing from us, sock height and things like that. We have to deal with this. Jan-Willem himself is furious. But if we let him keep riding like this, we are going to get this every time Van Schip appears at the start line somewhere.”

lmao they are hunting him down























































Just finished my team. Absolutely retarded but I'm not making a single adjoostment. In the absence of /elite/, I'm of course taking both Morgado and Eulálio. They will surely win many break stages.

Also, wtf are italian sixes? Surely this shit isn't part of the prestigious /cyc/ Championship.
















 >>/84073/
I mean, it's 2020s Tour. Unless you're riding for UAE or Visma, you have to do nothing besides trying to hang on for as long as possible. It's not like other GC guys need teammates to control breaks or pace climbs.












It's the year 2324. I watch on my quantum clock, 12 o clock. Soon the giro team selection of the giro 2026 will close. But after 2 decades of adjusting based on AI simulations I'm confident, this is THE TEAM. 
The sleepless nights will all be worth it when I get a (you) from the /cyc/ cummunity. I know, these people are all long gone, but I'm an old soul. That's why I keep connecting my 5d glasses to that timeframe I guess. Just simple cyclismo, primal almost. 
I navigate back to my team page for one last glance before I need to catch my shuttle to alpha centuri.
I scroll down. There is an X in the startlist.
A grey hair leaves my scalp. Fuck. It's over.














































Pigged for an airfryer mit grill. Huge discount, my inner jud couldn't help himself. At least I will see if it is worth it and retire my wok from doing most of the dinners since I am not making schnitzels and such.



























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Alright.

Jonas - obvious
O'Connor - has been shit for a while so I have this feeling everyone will forget about him and give him 5 minutes again
Ciccone, Buitrago - my attaquers, fuck GC semen slurpers and let's have fun
Groves - a gamble but the whole team is there for him and he is always injured and then performs
Scaroni - has been not normal for a long time, must pick
Vendrame - very good this year uphill and can sprint
Kulset - young guy who will keep riding even if it is for 12th or something, good enough for me
Maylan - obvious, must pick in the Il Giro

It should be IMPOSSIBLE to go wrong


 >>/84152/
> Laut einer Legende sei ihm die Flucht nach der Schlacht von Warna gelungen, und er habe sich unter dem Namen Henrique Alemão auf der portugiesischen Insel Madeira niedergelassen.
> according to legend, king Władysław III. managed to escape the battle of Varna and settled under the name of Henrique Alemão on the Portuguese island of Madeira 
kek






 >>/84164/
one portuguese historian even claims that he had 2 sons with a portuguese rose, one of them, supposedly, a certain COLOMBO Cristóvão

> tfw no portuguese king bff to gift you land in Madeira paradise for you to live the rest of your days with your bff's cousin
why even live?













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43 	Jonas Vingegaard
33 	Jonathan Milan
24 	Christian Scaroni
20 	Giulio Ciccone
20 	Giulio Pellizzari
17 	Andrea Vendrame
17 	Thymen Arensman
16 	Egan Bernal
14 	Filippo Zana
13 	Felix Gall
13 	Jai Hindley
12 	Filippo Ganna
11 	Jan Christen
10 	Igor Arrieta
10 	Alessandro Pinarello
10 	Timo Kielich
9 	Santiago Buitrago
9 	Ben O'Connor
9 	Kaden Groves
8 	Jhonatan Narváez
8 	Tobias Lund Andresen
8 	Jay Vine
7 	Paul Magnier
7 	Michael Storer
7 	Adam Yates
6 	Marc Soler
6 	Manuele Tarozzi
6 	Guillermo Thomas Silva
5 	Matteo Malucelli
5 	Javier Romo
5 	Davide Piganzoli
4 	António Morgado
4 	Chris Harper
4 	Mathys Rondel
4 	Mattia Bais
4 	Afonso Eulálio
4 	Derek Gee-West
3 	Mick Van Dijke
3 	Davide Ballerini
3 	Magnus Sheffield
3 	Ethan Vernon
3 	Aleksandr Vlasov
3 	Ben Turner
2 	Tim Rex
2 	Luca Vergallito
2 	Juan Pedro López
2 	Alessandro Tonelli
2 	Alec Segaert
2 	Lennert Van Eetvelt
2 	Johannes Kulset
2 	Einer Rubio
2 	Jan Hirt
2 	LUKE TUCKWELL
2 	Victor Campenaerts
2 	Alberto Bettiol
2 	Sepp Kuss
2 	Orluis Aular
2 	Gianmarco Garofoli
1 	Mirco Maestri
1 	James Shaw
1 	Dylan Groenewegen
1 	Amanuel Ghebreigzabhier
1 	Embret Svestad-Bårdseng
1 	Simone Consonni
1 	Tomáš Kopecký
1 	Francesco Busatto
1 	Corbin Strong
1 	Iván García Cortina
1 	Ludovico Crescioli
1 	Toon Aerts
1 	Simone Gualdi
1 	Michael Valgren
1 	Warren Barguil
1 	Pascal Ackermann
1 	Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
1 	Filippo Magli
1 	Lukáš Kubiš
1 	Milan Menten
1 	Enric Mas
1 	Arnaud De Lie
1 	Jack Haig
1 	Enrico Zanoncello
1 	Edoardo Zambanini
1 	Axel Huens

> 7=

2 Jonas Vingegaard Jonathan Milan Giulio Ciccone Filippo Zana Jan Christen Jhonatan Narváez Jay Vine
> Remigration Today
> Velokino


A few non-meme teams without Jonas:

The Natty Gambit
RCT
Fraudulence CC
Flower Power
Another team fraudulence
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Slome Duikelaar
Getting Paid to Goomble
w52
Italian Fraudulence
Netcompany Asthma











































































































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There was a baumstelle at local road, another cyclist came, we chatted and rode together for like 20 km until we went our separate ways.
How often do you randomly ride with stranger runners?
Doesn't happen at all often to me since the weird sounds from me bike scare strangers away
















 >>/84306/
last years merda edition innit, its nice and better than mine. I have red/black which is alright but wouldn't be my first choice and there was nothing else on the (used) market.
Also there is a huge amount of fake pinarellos on the market for <1k € per frameset, surprisingly common sight.

































> “Kaden sustained abrasions to both shoulders, his calf, and his elbow,” Alpecin-Premier Tech wrote in a social media update. Groves was caught in the crush and collided hard with the barriers, tearing open a large part of his jersey and shorts. “We expect him to be able to start the second stage tomorrow without too many problems.”

how resilient the body is, me? I'd stay in bed for 3 days




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 >>/84343/
No interactions with gr*vel f*gs, I just stopped doing anything because people just pass me, like they're afraid to wave back the wrong way.
And I am just a cute little acoustic bert wanting some frens on the road, not a savage grug.
> now realizing I must look something like this while holding the bar, much smaller gut of coursh























 >>/84335/
I don't greet female cyclists at all, don't think I would greet back if they greeted first but as we know that wouldn't happen anyways (rare exception is one Arkea runner I saw sometimes last year, never seen again since the team folded)





 >>/84359/
 >>/84367/
It was some Kaufland sale, duck breast already in paprika marinade.
Not going to lie, cutting it in pieces was a mistake and made me really force meself into eating it again but searing the whole thing both sides made it a completely different meal.
I will check where the critter was from, I'd expect it to be Polish, it's not a rarity nor a special treat here, I just never tried it (please be patient, I like to stick to known routines, only lately did it budge).
I know my lady from whom I buy egsh also has whole ducks you can order. Will have to check one out some time.
















































> With each passing day, more controversy seems to arise around last week’s Traka Adventure, a 560-kilometer event around Girona, Spain. The event, the longest of The Traka gravel options — which the organizers claim is not a race — has been marred by several scandals that have undermined the results of the event and have raised questions around the organization and ultra-racing writ large.
> Between the men’s winner, Victor Bosoni, cutting the course multiple times according to GPS data; the second-place rider, Max Agut, having previously served a four-year doping ban before resuming his cycling career last August; and according to some participants persistent inconsistencies and organizational failures in the lead-up to the race, the event has come under much scrutiny this week.
> After the course-cutting controversy, a second shoe dropped as more information about Max Agut, the second-place finisher, who almost won if it weren’t for a broken handlebar at the tail end of the event, came to light.Agut, an ultra-racer who appeared to burst onto the scene last year with a landmark performance at the 2025 Badlands ultra-event, was suspended for four years for EPO in 2021 as an amateur cyclist in France. While Agut was not a UCI pro rider, he was racing in U23 and low-level UCI races until he abruptly stopped racing in August of 2021.
> Questions about medical transparency have also swirled around the winner, Victor Bosoni. Bosoni has been open about his therapeutic use of testosterone treatment to encourage muscle growth for the diminutive French ultra specialist.

WTF I love gravel racing now













 >>/84435/
We were racing on the limit on the public road because we are dumb. Friend op mine made a weird line and was behind him, hands in the drops, my front wheel partly besides his backwheel. Wheels touched hard, i couldnt keep my balance.








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25 	Benoît Cosnefroy
19 	Paul Lapeira
19 	Clément Venturini
17 	Axel Zingle
16 	Emilien Jeannière
9 	QUINTEN HERMANS
7 	Fernando Barceló
6 	Lewis Askey
6 	Per Strand Hagenes
3 	BRADY GILMORE
3 	HUGO HOFSTETTER
3 	Rasmus Tiller
3 	David Gaudu
2 	Riley Sheehan
2 	TIM WELLENS
2 	Thibaud Gruel
2 	Alex Molenaar
2 	Jenthe Biermans
2 	Luca Van Boven
1 	Marc Brustenga
1 	Lander Loockx
1 	Juan Sebastián Molano
1 	Rui Oliveira
1 	Matys Grisel

> 6=

2 Benoît Cosnefroy Paul Lapeira Clément Venturini Axel Zingle Emilien Jeannière Lewis Askey
> Rolling for Robyn
> Diesel e Vinho Verde


2 Benoît Cosnefroy Paul Lapeira Clément Venturini Axel Zingle Emilien Jeannière QUINTEN HERMANS
> The Natty Gambit
> Slome Duikelaar
































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