/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/127322/
sorry but that first/last guy rides like an absolute retard, 0 control over his bike and he even has an entire road
couldn't even keep straight on a bike path

> It remains unclear what the future holds for Primoz Roglic . For the time being, the Slovenian is keeping quiet about whether he will still be part of the peloton in 2027, but his wife Lora hopes that he will extend his career.
Kek, dude will ride till 40 because his wife wants to stay in Monaco

rogla should just go to bahrain and hang out with his slovenian bros and mentor omrzel

 >>/127318/
 >>/127322/
my god the incompetence

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 >>/127325/
He should be mentoring Widar at Lotto

 >>/127323/
he even unclips and gets his foot down which makes it all the more bizarre because no novice/retard should even know that this is a thing

 >>/127322/
This is why you're either in the front or off the back in the grupetto in gran fondos. There's so much fucking incompetence. It's way more scary to ride in two abrest paceline on a 30 km/h group ride with huge gaps between everyone than it is in a peloton.

 >>/127329/
This is why I don't do gran fondos

 >>/127330/
As long as they start uphill and you're not a wattlet they're fine.

 >>/127329/
This is one the reasons I am done with the L'Etapes

 >>/127331/
Also I don't see the point of paying to ride my bike tbqh

 >>/127333/
Some people like competing. Others like the social aspect. Others like that it's organized event with support and closed roads.

 >>/127329/
this 
you always gotta get away from the masses in these events, even if you don't want to get in the front group.

 >>/127335/
the Bohemian l'etape events always start with a downhill and each year I saw so many dead bodies I stopped counting

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 >>/127336/
thats hilarious and metal as fuck. Many events and especially gravel races have a climb near the start specifically to thin the herd and let people find groups near their own fitness level. Doing the opposite is great

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 >>/127337/
now add (several) tram rails crossings into the equation

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 >>/127338/
do they hate you

 >>/127339/
having dozens of czech cyclists maimed, killed or turned quadricoptic is just good television
(it is not on tv though)

"Previous performance" is BACK.

 >>/127333/
the closed roads are really fun tbh, doing a climb without the fear of a car barreling down at ridiculous speeds

> Top British cyclist Matthew Richardson is not competing in this week's Track Cycling World Championships in Shanghai. British Cycling has given no reason for the absence of Harrie Lavreysen's major  
rival. According to *The Times*, the rider was dropped from the squad due to an investigation into "alleged             
discriminatory messages and behavior".

> mfw roicism

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meme exercise found and done, legs starting to feel really good
just in time for 3 weeks of holiday without cycling and losing it all

 >>/127343/
top kek, deserved for betraying his country like a loser

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 >>/127343/
they literally bought this guys nationality and now they are dropping him for roicist behavior wow

 >>/127343/
> alleged discriminatory messages and behavior
Based

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> richardson at british cycling HR when the track cycling groupchat leaked

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 >>/127343/
lmao

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 >>/127348/
> grok pull up bert's endchan history

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not a bad startlist for the chyna race for once
normally we're looking at guys like paul dubs

 >>/127352/
Lafay went from 15 seconds away to breaking the curse to auto immune decease though

 >>/127353/
shouldn't have eaten chinese bats tbh

 >>/127341/
it seems that the strongly worded email worked

 >>/127343/
However, *The Daily Mail* reports that evidence has surfaced of discriminatory remarks regarding people with a migration background and that Richardson allegedly made jokes about his use of the N-word.

 >>/127309/
aye EF cannot afford CARAPAZ anymore

 >>/127355/
Kek, nothing everybert cannot will into existence.

with that said: what is the most refreshing /bert/ approved drink during/post ride?

for me, it is the lemon fanta as opposed to the regular one

 >>/127359/
fanta indeed

 >>/127359/
fanta
also drink a lot of tonissteiner

 >>/127359/
Badoit with pressed lemon, of course

 >>/127359/
after drinking so much sugar during the ride, all I want is plain water.

 >>/127359/
after the ride: 500ml buttermilk, small spoon of salt, juice of 2-3 lemons. mouth starts watering just thinking about it

 >>/127359/
pivo

 >>/127365/
but you already had Pilsner Urquell on your ride.

 >>/127366/
yes, and?

The question has not been answered.
The Czech pivo culture is something the westoid mind can't comprehend.

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MOREIRA to Efapel

 >>/127369/
won't fall for this

 >>/127318/
> I'll ride 1mm from the edge instead of the middle of the road, that's a good trick

 >>/127359/
 >>/127363/
I'm with this bert. At the end of a long ride, I've had a ton of lukewarm sugar water. I just want an ice cold glass of water.