/bert/ - ciclismo

> 25% of people didn't pick pogi 
lmao

Bertacek hating on *×*×* forever justified

Well that's just great. How can I retract my Veloteam?

UAE is 1-2-3 in GC right now btw

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> 1-3-6-8-9
Heh, nothing personnel, Bert.

My Velogames redemption arc begins NOW

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It's a marathon not a sprint

> Pogi not intending to win today to let Tarling have his moment
> Hayter goes into first
> Pogi wins just to spite Hayter 
Based

 >>/115277/
What

I also made some team named FUCK W*UT that I think has 1 2 3 6 8 9 12 13 14. Let's see Velobert handle that hehehe

Wait maybe I didn't take H*yter. Can't remember

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I am forgetten.

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Okay, calm down Bert's.
How about sunset sloppa?

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Would

 >>/115287/
this costs $30 + shipping + tip

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What are the odds of him finishing week 1 with at least 5 wins?

 >>/115291/
Extremely unlikely. 
I doubt uae will try to control everything. We'll be seeing a lot of breakaway wins.

 >>/115291/
almost 100% he is satan after all and UAE is evil

 >>/115292/
I also think there will be a lot of break wins, but there are stages where the terrain isn't made for the break to gain enough gap to hold. Stage 3 looks free af. Stage 9 is the one UAE likely controls to put an end to the race.

Maybe not so hot take, he can definitely win tomorrow and UAE will do 0 controlling.

 >>/115294/
Oh there is no doubt some knuckle head team will keep on pulling Pog to the finish only to be kwabed in the sprint.

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And let go of "from start to finish"? Expecting decency lmao

is full kit wanking still frowned upon? Just shoot me some suggestions i need some new stuff. Think some of the berts in here swear by gobik

 >>/115295/
This, decathlon will pull to pit pressure on the other podium candidates

 >>/115297/
quite fond of my kalas jerseys, don't get their bibs though

 >>/115297/
Van rysel

Going to Finger Lakes for the week. Planning MODERATE rides and packing all my gear. Fun.

 >>/115297/
saw a tietema rockets fullkit wanker today, complete with rose bike and everything. 

> suggestions
BBUC

 >>/115302/
I see Red bull full kit wankers everywhere nowadays. Thanks Roglic.

before 2017 I exclusively rode with full kits (movistar, radioshack, fassa bortolo)

 >>/115297/
oh, the kits from Volta a Portugal are cheap and available if you know where to look with the manufacturers (Efapel amongst them

 >>/115304/
It's fine if it's cheaper but I wouldn't pay to ba a rolling adboard

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 >>/115302/
Are you  /fa/ enough to rock this one.

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it never occurred to you that this might be a legit rider or stuff member or is it really a mamil that drank too much of the tietema social media cool aids?

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Who is this guy?

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> wearing kit in The Year of Our Lord 2026

 >>/115309/
roubaix bulk already started

 >>/115309/
Probably the realization that he has three weeks of stress ahead but really no competition.

 >>/115307/
I own that exact jersey, and in the fall I wear it sometimes for grabbel rides. its a bit thick

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 >>/115308/
he had a massive beer belly

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that's normal for pro riders that they bulk up before their next race. are you sure you didn't see Lafay?

 >>/115307/
how bad is the smell?
Washable?

 >>/115308/
honestly, legit staff members
a lot of BVLL and TREK staff around my hood
not too fat though

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found a rampa directly next to me parents house, going there in 2 weeks and will try it

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 >>/115319/
god I miss him in the pedalton

 >>/115320/
The only based Norge

 >>/115321/
Foss kwabbing Evenepoel was also very nice ngl