/bert/ - ciclismo

 >>/112552/
It's good to relax sometimes

 >>/112552/
All those winter gains from raping, gone like tears in the rain

 >>/112550/
Nice weather, 30++°C all summer is getting tired here

 >>/112556/
They have been gone for a while, it always goes downhill when summer season starts with back to back HEAT DOMES and i spend some weekends hiking too

 >>/112558/
Well fair, if I had mountains here I'd be hiking as well.
 >>/112557/
Yeah can't complain, there's been very few days of over 25 degrees here, pleasant all around.

 >>/112558/
the HEAT gains goblin is wrecking cycling communities like crack raped ghettos in the 80s 
looking at my cycling club everyone is way down in mileage and even more down in intensity. Only a few keep mileage up one of them being me mostly because of 80 km/day commuting which lets be honest I only do to show how much more hardcore I am compared to everyone else. No way I would be doing this if not for clout

 >>/112560/
Appreciate your effort bert, we have one such HARDCORE commuter here, the local hospital's ER chief surgeon whose commute is 38km one way and whose FTP is near 6w/kg so I always imagine that you are him

 >>/112560/
its genuinely awful to the point where i'm considering zwift in the summer just so i don't have to ride in 35-40 degree weather

Did a dutch ride this morning basically. Flat, windy and some part in a swamp below sea level.

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 >>/112563/

Personally my hardest weeks are always when it's hot. You have to be on vacation of course, but the 5am ride when it's already 25 and nap all afternoon is just perfect

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BUITRAGO to NSN

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Pas normal. Take this guy out of the race

 >>/112568/
☢️☢️☢️

 >>/112568/
The next Seixas

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 >>/112568/
> I'm nuclear
> I'm wild
> I'm breaking up inside

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wait where's my gif

 >>/112572/
I really like it but I feel like post-blast the squeaker should be frowning

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 >>/112574/
not bad how about this one

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This Volta has already been depressing. How can I approach sponsors and tell them cycling is clean when you see this. It's rude

 >>/112577/
yep

 >>/112568/
very nice, now show the watts

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 >>/112577/
But why is he happy at first if he is already expecting this sulphurous explosion. Otherwise he would not be wearing the glasses

 >>/112580/
Agree, I like the smile after the explosion

 >>/112568/
Why is everyone just gaining massive watts

 >>/112582/
Nutrition of course

 >>/112582/
rounder plates of food

Pablo Bittner to Q36.5
The last good dsm rider leaves

 >>/112582/
siphoning strength off the weak

 >>/112585/
If by good you mean mediocre

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Good morning, Bert.

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 >>/112587/
Well he was their best

 >>/112589/
beasterboss has a lot of weight to carry

 >>/112589/
> Tfw you fell for the Dinham psyop multiple times

 >>/112590/
picnic paid BEAT like 2k for beasterboss btw, surely Bert CC can fund a team like that with all the paypiggery

 >>/112592/
What is the budget for a WT team (not like UAE but like maybe Lotto)

 >>/112593/
You easily need 25-30m as a jobber team these days

 >>/112594/
Man I can't swing that. Even if I cut down on my wine budget.

 >>/112589/
Surely Koern Bjordt will now ride his breakout Vuelta but holy grim.

 >>/112585/
So picnig has no rider left that can get UCI points

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Lance is in his hagmaxxing era

 >>/112596/
Koerdt and zomermaand look okay

 >>/112598/
This is an absolutely vile picture

 >>/112598/
person on the right washed her face at too high of a temprature

 >>/112598/
good god

 >>/112599/
And vanhuffel too, problem is like always they won't stay.
I read somewhere they still do the same kind of training for sprinters from back when Kittel was still riding

 >>/112598/
Do Am*ricans REALLY

 >>/112598/
pathetic