/bert/ - ciclismo

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Getting some Demarre giro vibe. The only thing he had to do today was let the first break win, and mark jaspe

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Or when he was with 5 in front don't just let Stuyven ride away. Then they go to the finish

I wonder what alpecin will do when it comes down to a few points for green on the final stage

Damn Jappe had it rough

Tomorrow is our day Jorgenson sisters

What the hell is this OTL limit. Ahmed is barely moving and still makes it easily

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They made it much easier this year. If it's not raining it's almost guarenteed a sprint stage

well the intermediate sprints are in a very unfortunate position the coming days

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No

 >>/107416/
there are no son of jorgen days

Sumo in 30.

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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

> Oh, how I would have liked Stuyven to win. And then, of all people, that snotty Philipsen wins. Bad day for cycling.

wielerflitser not happy

 >>/107424/
They’re never happy

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My 18 year old cat is very sick, I think this might be it for my old lady

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Sorry to hear that. I hope everything will be all right.

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 >>/107426/
Spend some time extra with her of course, if this is it, it is what it is.
Cats don't live that long if they don't have the best life given by their owners.

so seriously, are they knuckleheads at Lidl or is Mads's sprint washed and trying to break away from the breakaway his only chance for a win?

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Man Mads looked very defeated at the finish today but I think he’ll be fine he’s one breakaway green sprint alway from winning green. He will just have to survive a cat 1 climb with greedy grimpeurs

 >>/107429/
I think he's a bit stupid and reactive. This is why we like him - he rides like a madman and has pulled some incredible shit out of his ass. 

However, he should've rode the wheels today and he wouldn't have been out sprinted by Mauro fucking Schmidt

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 >>/107430/
They all look hard

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Friendly reminder that if you are lazy to wipe out the excess vaxx/lube off you're chain, then you might get unexpected squeaky consequences

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thanks bertfriends, means a lot to me

Jasper now has more tdf stage wins than wout

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Without this year roubaix I would have said a better career

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bwoah gone and dead, but absolute ciclismo kino all day

 >>/107435/
his unique stat is 5 years consistent tdf etappes wins only belge to do it

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Sad to hear Bert I hope it isn’t painful for her

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phoar

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72 eggs have been collected

 >>/107442/
Very nice. I'm really a pussy for not doing things like this. How was the ride out of vienna?

 >>/107442/
such sights in the hen house!

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jelly

> Garmin Acquires Training Peaks & TrainHeroic

 >>/107446/
how will they slopify it

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 >>/107447/
is there any bert who uses either of these platforms?

I'm going to acquire intervals.icu before anyone else can

 >>/107449/
probably vibe codable now, we'll make our own bert version if needed

 >>/107446/
> TrainHero
tismbert is using this?

> Carapaz Montenegro 4.5
> Pogacar 5
> Holland 13
> Simmons 13
> Toro 15
> Paret 15
> Jorgensohn 19
> Kuss 19
> Pidcvck 21
> Arensman 21
> Piganzoli 21
> Evenepoel 26
> Schmid 29
> Healy 34
> Martinez 41
> Gils 41
> Voisard 41

 >>/107453/
kuss at 19 wow

 >>/107454/
Probably just reflects the fact that Visma is going to go raiding every day from now

 >>/107448/
I'm connected to trainingpeaks but don't really use it outside of syncing workouts from it. All intervals.icu for me for analysis.

 >>/107443/
that was horrible, 1h through industrial zones and city roads. next time I will go via Purkersdorf

So if the entire UAE team is sikc, what prevent remco from winning the tour?

 >>/107457/
Yeah that's what I thought. really there is no way to get out of vienna from the south it's pretty terrible

 >>/107458/
Nothing, our prophet will win inshallah

Heh, the moslem from work turned out to be a thin skinned bitch who virtually stopped acknowledging me after apparently one mild banter too far.
Always like this with them, they will play the general, approved social game with everyone, nonchalantly on the surface but all their agenda is to keep their status high in this social game and extract what they can do their kin.
Once you make it clear you're not doing this or even worse, them look bad - it's ogre, kaffir.

 >>/107461/
I only recently learned that they hate dogs. They will go to the other side of the road to dodge dogs as they're "unclean".
If you think about it, have you ever seen a Muslim with a dog? I certainly haven't.
I advise every westerner to get a dog for every family member and take them everywhere.