/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/994015/
bad snosage roll?

 >>/994016/
Went on a bender

 >>/994009/
7XL IV NEET?

Had custard for loinch, feeling sick now, I never learn

 >>/994010/
👆💯

 >>/994017/
silly

 >>/994017/
Big? Multiple days?

need a shid
this 2 day old viva dam isn't going to hold much longer

BRS got bail despite the government's attempt to keep him locked up.

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 >>/994010/
A state of mind that leads to a state of body

 >>/994023/
> 2 day old viva dam
HODL

 >>/994026/
I have just commenced clogging. She is already carrying on about having cleaned it yesterday and not to mess it up or block it.

sometimes the water splashes back up and tickles my cheeks

I have a big dick that touches the front of the toilet bowl when I take a dump. I want a more roomy toilet because Im sick of having to point my pee pee down with my hand every single time.

 >>/994028/
same problem, I've learned to not sit fully on the toilet, and make evasive manuevers as soon as the shit leaves me

 >>/993948/
Gm grooler.

 >>/993951/
Fresh new autumn look.

 >>/993957/
Lovely.

 >>/993966/
Contact amnesty international NEET, you are being held in inhumane conditions.

 >>/993978/
kek Motherbat is Based.

 >>/993986/
> $14.50
Strewth.

 >>/993994/
 >>/993995/
She will look good.

 >>/994004/
Only under the covers and you have to stop if someone comes in.

 >>/994028/
 >>/994030/
You need to lay down a defensive layer of toilet paper on the water's surface before you begin.

 >>/994032/
I prefer the poo + dodge method, it turns every shit into a quickdraw gunfight against the dunny.

Wanked  ✅

Cant hack it, its too stupid to engage with, like trying to climb a hill but sliding backwards in mud. Gonna chuck it in for the week, maybe think about how to move forward.

 >>/994035/
go around the hill, noot

 >>/994034/
Get the nurse to do the cleanup.

 >>/994037/
i heard he wanked into neethu's buttockulars

 >>/994038/
It echoes when he says 'Weber!' into the chasm.

had hungry jack's for 2nd lunch, now I don't feel like doing anything

 >>/994040/
Time for a nap.

 >>/994037/
> cleanup
Well look at la-di-da neet here. I bet you shake it twice after pissing too.

 >>/994027/
Xhortled

 >>/994034/
Speed?

 >>/994044/
12,500 spm

Had a happy meal for lunch. 
Put 50 in, 0 out.

 >>/994046/
> Had a happy meal for lunch. 
you should have got the $6.95 one which is basically a happy meal plus another cheeseboigeer or chiggn cheese boig or sundae or 3 nuggers or some other thing

 >>/993959/
You wouldn't dare.

 >>/993983/
Have you had any visitors? Did you tell your family you're in hospital?

Someone brought me subway

 >>/994050/
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 >>/994051/
Who brought you Subway?

 >>/994048/
Oh wouldn't I?

https://www.legislation.gov.au/F2012L02171/latest/text

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He saw it on the menu but thought from the name that it was not for him.

 >>/994046/
Happy meals are not the system.

Went for a walk in the park. Felt ok. Came home and collapse in front of my screen. Utterly depressed once more.

 >>/994057/
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 >>/994047/
It was shit. Chips were okay.

 >>/994055/
I dont get it

 >>/994060/
he said you're a mc dumb cunt

 >>/994052/
Cruisey

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 >>/994059/
Are you not HAPPY?

I got 2 bottles of bourbon at the bottleo and the clerk guy was trying to be friendly. Asked me if I wanted coke and I ssid no, so he made a gesture of drinking and said to drink it straight. Then when I left he made some joke to the car about how the party is at that fella's (me) house.

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BUM RASH