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When you find yourself having feelings along the lines of "everything is shit" you need to realise that this is not an objective assessment of the world.

It is better to view it more as a sort of mood which you personally are experiencing. This mood colours your opinion of everything around you, whether it be other people or the videos on Youtube and alt-tubes.

Once we accept that we are in the grip of this mood (often it is called "depression") we can set about trying to bring the change we need within ourself. Once our own mood is improved, the videos will seem better, the very colours will seem brighter. Other people will not irritate us so much.

Too often depressed individuals do not understand the negativity is coming from within themselves, and set out to change the rest of the world instead (involvement in extremist politics or social or artistic movements). This is an error, there is no external solution to an internal problem.

We must work on ourselves NEETs.






















Just woke up from a dream pissing myself laughing 
I was working on the perfume counter at Myer and an Indian woman came up asking to try some and I sprayed her with fart spray.
I am fucked in the head.







































































 >>/993212/
I have to peel off the retarded stickers and the wax on the head as well as lash on some overstrike protection. I also gotta make a sheath for the head and sharpen the edges. Its a lot of work but at least I have the thing before the supply chain collapses, when global shipping ends after the US carrier gets sunk in the indian ocean soon. probably the Nimit5 by a false flag "Iraninan" hypersonic missile













All these food products declaring they are "protein" now. It came out of nowhere. The protein craxe was years ago - the Atkins days. I don't understand why it suddenly came back and with a vengeance.








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Its natural that a health conscious NEET is worried about nutrition and getting enough to maintain his weight but often internet and media sources of advice can fall short of the rigorous medical science that I, your Doctor will provide. Why not book a consultation on my clinic's app and we can discuss the best way to keep you in peak health. We can also review your vaccination status and give you all the boosters and new products you qualify for as well as optimixing your mental health medication prescriptions and schedule you in for your government funded colonoscopy and full body CT scans. As a bonus for unemployed patients we can get you on a lucrative medical experiment where you can help science and get paid. See you soon, because I care.







 >>/993242/
Like most 2000's entrepreneurs, he made fast money off shit that is illegal now. He could have pivoted to some later stage internet 2.0 thing like aggregating games or vidya or music but he stuck with cloud servers and name recognition and sold megaupload or mega.nx to the chinx. Dunno what he does now other than getting raped by New xealand's CIA field office.














































 >>/993285/
It might sound funny but in my eyes makes them more appealing. That person has something to work for and work on, and isn't a career politician who has no skill only ambition and who scratches her poon all day pretending to be important and sleeps in the legislation.







 >>/993291/
Indeed.
Plus she is an owner. It is very important. Makes her invested in the success of Australia, in policies that help small businesses, we can know her priorities and not guessing whom pays her along what interest.
In ancient Athens too, citizens had to be owners in the state: they had to own a property in town, inland and on the shores. Outsiders could not become owners.








Never met a salon worker who wasn't racist and right wing. No uni, no gibs, service industry workers all know who treats people like crap. Seems like they have to deal with a lot of stalkers, men coming in just to harass them.









This fella Frank McKay is a gross and messy eater but I think he might be the most sophisticated and intelligent of the three of them. Seems to have a bit of class. Doesn't hit the bongs like Grego.


 >>/993312/
Yeah, I'm on the fence with him. That generation of eye ties built Salisbury, and made their kids actually fucking integrate. Motherbat boarded with some when she first moved to Adelaide. They made her go to church on Sunday lol.





















 >>/993332/
> Do you eat hamburger?
Salisbury steak as described by google is probably closest to what we/Engerland would call rissoles, except we leave tthem as balls and don't try and fudge it into a steak shape
also bread crumbs, egg, and seasonings so it's not completely tasteless shit requiring a litre of gravy































Thought a hot shower would fix smokers cough. Instead it restricted my breath to 20% and i was panicking until i had a cold shower and came outside.
> bro i am straight up, not having a good time








 >>/993369/
went to school with a girl called vuttanery
she was built like a fridge
in year 8 home ec in the sewing semester, the teacher mentioned women's figure types (apple, pear) and I yelled out vutt had a watermelon figure and got kicked out and a big detention etc
dont regret it












 >>/993385/
Year 8 speech night he was the guest speaker and fuck it took forever. If you listen to recordings of him now, he was interesting and a bit of a funny cunt, but when you're 13 you're like stfu gramps.
Motherbat worked with him for a bit at WRE.

> During a break from construction of the Gunbarrel Highway in June 1957, Beadell convinced a visiting dental surgeon at Woomera, Dr Bruce Dunstan, to give him a crash course on tooth extraction.[2] Beadell had prior experience of the trouble that teeth could cause himself and his crew when days or weeks away from city facilities. This instruction and further assistance from an Alice Springs dentist, Ray Meldrum, equipped him with dental supplies and local anaesthetics sufficient for bush work. Beadell carried out his first extraction in March 1958 on Cyril Koch, a cook, during construction of the Gunbarrel Highway. By the time road building was completed in 1963, Len had pulled 29 teeth, joking that he had 29 notches on his forceps.[2]

































































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Vuttanery you were just a little girl
The Pride of your mum
And a Princess to your dad
The sting of the blade on your wrist
Is nothing to the sting of those words
Your life bled away
And snuffed out the candle of hope
That your loving parents kept for you
Vuttanery you left us far, far too soon



















Amisul pride is great neets. It tricks yu  ‘roe and brain into releasing a steady supply of dopamine. Before it i couldn’t look snyone in the eyes. Now i can do that and hit on bitches easily. I feel like i had no balls before and noe i need a wheel barrow for each nut now. No fear or anxeity at all




















 >>/993488/
He wasnt building rockets like Werner Braun. The trick he pulled off was doing it without the fucked sacred site regulations we have now. This boomer is probably due for getting charged with crimes against humanity post humously for wiping out some protected species of shark and destroying a aincent boong cess pit.










The Congo is accepting deportees/refugees from the US
US is backing rebels in Libya
BP is moving focus to Namibia
Sudan kills 700 in a month
33 terrorists in Nigeria

Looks like after we raspberry crown Iran, we'll finally take the dark continent's resourse. Boko Haram enemy no 1!


















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No I want to monosyabicly reply to the bubbly clerk's awkward conversation while her benchtop coin counter appliance struggles and she has to change the heavy coin tray several times. Then I will fuck up my bank details and make her hop to come up with a solution that doesnt involve giving me my small change back. I have gamed this out for days.













I am back from the fortnightly shopping expedition. I went to Woolies, Foodland and Aldi.
The checkout boy at Aldi rang my $3 per kilo royal gala apples up as $8 a kilo pink ladies. Luckily I got the receipt and checked it. I ended up getting $5.30 back in cash even though I paid by card.
I got a 5kg bag of "brushed" spuds for $5.90 at Foodland. A good price for potatoes these days but I will have to wash them well, they are still covered in dirt.
I bought a packet of the Chulula brand taco seasoning mix to try. I will see how it compares to the El Paso.






















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I had a video interview scheduled today for a tech job, but I bailed on it because I am a big gay faggot poof who can't stomach job interviews. What should I do with my life if this kind of office work seems off the table. I don't think they'd like me on a job site either so I probably can't become a tradie. I am gonna be stuck in the warehouse forever. Still wondering what I'm gonna do when I grow up















Maybe this could get Weber to shower
https://www.shavershop.com.au/bundaberg/shower-essentials-body-wash-set-with-body-wash-100ml-shaving-soap-bar-65g--and-premium-loofah-012833.html
























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The lady at the LPO was clearly gonna take the best part of an hour to put the fukn small change thru the stupid machine and then weight the bags as they came out, so I went for a long walk and when I got back it was super busy and she rings it up, $1400 which is four times what I thought then i have to put my pin into the machine to credit it to my bank and because I changed my pin recently i forgot it. She threw her hands up and goes "Whaaaaaaat!", this is just as i predicted earlier. Now I am gonna have to go back after coming home to check my records. Fuck small change, i hate money.

























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BIg Evening Fellas of Goon 

Was not feeling well today. Chronic liver strokes. Phone was ringing of the hook. People rocking up without appointments. Woe. Had to drive to get some guzmans and get some booze to get myself back in order. Found a comfy spot at Maroochydore. Epic sunset. Brain status: pilled. 

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went out the bush this time to get three big logs literally the maximum i can physically handal and i saw my neighbour drive past in his no plates bush bus going to cut wood somewhere else on the trail closed to everyone except the company and locals who know how to get past the gate where i parked the ute and had to drag the logs with my LBE setup which worked real good and as i was going to get the last log he came past and i told him to get home before dark but i got home way after darg with the logs and everything real dirty which is gonna have to wait until tomorrow to get sorted out but now the fire is going and im having a fukn nice apple and a hot bath in a minute and lentils for tea






































































































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Nearly all Western media people consume, from daily news, music and slang to movies, television, book publishing and games, is created by an extremely small cabal of people who are overwhelmingly of a specific ethnic background. Unlike China, Japan or Korea, there is no real outlet for cultural creation for Western Europeans, it's all increasingly controlled by people who hate us and those people rape our brains and our culture from childhood.





















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bekfast in bed. American nurse said we have 4 litre IV’s for people who are really fat and i laughed for like 10 minutes until later she declared she actually said some people are really fucked and try to die or something












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Mishaps do happen NEET, Its just the human factor i.e. bad decisions that turn them into massive explosions that take out 50% of national fuel production. It was probably the bad decision to diversify the workforce that made this disaster, think of it like our NEET with his pneumonia. His decision to smoke for 20 years turned a nasty cold into a helicopter flight to a big city ICU. Now everything is gonna fall apart in increasingly short order because stupidity gets leveraged. Welcome to the collapse.















Destroy china nuclear fire !!!!!!!!!!
Bomb china!!!!
Burn china!!!
Slam dunk chinese babies into the garbage bin!!!!!
Take off into orbit and tactical nuke chinese invasion ships. It’s the only way to be sure








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> Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday.
> "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.
































Just smoked a big joint at the river and got ambushed on the way back by the neighbour with a half hour conversation about the lawn.
He's a nice bloke but he does talk about lawn a lot.
















> A former oil refinery safety manager says the type of fire that affected Viva's Geelong plant is extremely uncommon.
How incredibly unlucky that it struck during a fuel shortage crisis






Getting along well with some of the nurses and doctors but im not a fag so i don’t care what dick havers think. I made some nurses laugh at my joke. Had like 5 coffees. The spaz quietened and the baby calmed or died thankfully. Maybe neet commune can just be an invasion of a hospital





















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> pic related: din dins. plus OJ & caramel creme.
Before i left the said NEET was harrasing her but i didn’t catch who they were talking about. I don’t think i harrassed any nurses, only made clean jokes. There’s a new nurse and she’s nice











Beautiful, true American glory 😢
> Pete Hegseth was speaking at a worship service at the government complex when he read the prayer, as first reported by Word&Way.
> "The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men," Hegseth prayed.
> "Blessed is he who, in the name of camaraderie and duty, shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. 
> "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee, and amen."
https://www.9news.com.au/world/pete-hegseth-pulp-fiction-bible-verse-pentagon-sermon-usa-politics-news/1ffd64d4-628f-49ec-be6f-51e32c83bfea

there are coofers everywhere in the shops now, spreading diseases, flue is supposed to be bad this season, and covid is still around. Might start wearing a mask again, don't wanna end up in hospital out like boonglung neet.






































































 >>/993968/
Purchase, then logistic, then rostring of staff, disposal, cleaning, and all the food safety checks and compliance logs, financial trcking, every manned role costing over 100k for them to sit and monitor some job they can half claim is actually someone elses, quarterly quslity meetings to prove to their compliance managers that they can log continuous improvement for a third party auditor to bill 10k to assess and make recommendations.
Yeah, probably does cost that.








did the supermarket and bakers delight
girl asked motherbat if the date scones were for morning tea and she pointed at me an said "second breakfast for chumpy" and they laughed at me :(



















































I have a big dick that touches the front of the toilet bowl when I take a dump. I want a more roomy toilet because Im sick of having to point my pee pee down with my hand every single time.



 >>/993948/
Gm grooler.

 >>/993951/
Fresh new autumn look.

 >>/993957/
Lovely.

 >>/993966/
Contact amnesty international NEET, you are being held in inhumane conditions.

 >>/993978/
kek Motherbat is Based.

 >>/993986/
> $14.50
Strewth.

 >>/993994/
 >>/993995/
She will look good.

 >>/994004/
Only under the covers and you have to stop if someone comes in.

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You need to lay down a defensive layer of toilet paper on the water's surface before you begin.































I got 2 bottles of bourbon at the bottleo and the clerk guy was trying to be friendly. Asked me if I wanted coke and I ssid no, so he made a gesture of drinking and said to drink it straight. Then when I left he made some joke to the car about how the party is at that fella's (me) house.





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