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Tasmanian Salmon is acceptable and flavorful fish fillets but I know chefs who refuse to eat it, citing hormones and chemtrails and shit. It dont eat it because its expensive and too rich. At the end of the day its factory farmed meat. What do you want?

















https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-09/act-bruce-lehrmann-appeal-rejected-by-high-court/106546878

The AFP threw a lot of resources at investigating piggin's story, the trial going away was rather convenient for her I must say.















The rape allegations got made because a security guard opened the door to the senators room and saw piggins naked on the couch. She was passed out from too much to drink. Piggins later called her friend who was a security guard when she woke up. The AFP sent three feds to Perth to chase up her claim that she bought a pregnancy test kit on a certain date, after the supposed event. They spend days following up but didnt confirm anything. Thats indicative of the level of seriousness they were at, with a rape supposedly happening in parliament house. Piggins also changed her story but I dont know the details, Bruce changed his but not as much I think. Its still 50/50 whether Brucey did the deed, but if he did then whatever, it's only rape when she's drunk and embarrassed and gonna get fired for doing a security breach by sleeping on her boss's couch at 2AM. Dunno how much sympathy I have for brucey but fuck piggins, I would have acquitted him because I loathe cunts like her so much.








































Got a 120km handy and blown while making work calls. Got a call about cow while fucking etho and went soft because herder started talking to me about him being constipated. We both laughed. Told me she went on a date with some fella. I gave her my blessings. She fed me chicken broth which was cute. Another 13hr wage day beckons.



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She wanted you to get all jealous about the other guy, this was her signal that she wants you to pimp her like a cambodian village girl mail order slut. Get it together Cruisey, herder to pimp is your natural career progression.















First patch on the canoe hull went really well. I prepared the base to be really smooth and taped the fabric down tight and it just werked. Gonna cut off the excess and start the next patch. It'll probably take ten sessions before its ready to paint. Probably will paint it dark grey and brown in a blur pattern. Encouraged.






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Went to coles to do some shopping for some healthy food for my new healthy life. Somehow a bunch of discount easter eggs fell into my shopping bags. Eating rocky road now. New diet and new life off to a rocky road start.

















































































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Got one. Had a break between that and this one. Went for a drive in ghe hills while she rubbed my balls and then pulled up for a quickie but had a potential spectator that made us stay in the car. Going there afterwards.
I've never met someone who likes rough head. I was munging on her clit like it was fat on a lamb chop. Used teeth and she liked it. ²






Still watching the last season of Vikings and it's decent but rather boring.
Ragnars sons keep looking like they're gonna kill each other but never do.
Lagatha died and one whole episode was her funeral, I fell asleep.





























I went out with the chainsaw and cut the double stump in half. It was really blunt and the wood was hard as hell. I managed to cut two slots into the smaller one for splitting wedges tomorrow but now I dont think it will split at the bole end. Dunno what I am gonna do to carve it down. I might have to make a chopping platform out of two logs and shape it with my adxe. It was raining and cold. Got the fire going and might read a book I neglected for moofies.










































































> Racism erupts after Melbourne announces Little India plans, but some Indians say it will build connection
>  >"Initiatives for the Indian community like this inevitably become the subject of 'jokes' about curry and the smell," she told the ABC.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-10/little-india-cultural-precinct-melbourne-indian-community/106541164

The Fat Orange Mondstar is not happy
> In a 485-word Truth Social post, Trump on Thursday railed against Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones, accusing them of having “low IQs” and of operating “third rate podcasts.
https://deadline.com/2026/04/trump-tucker-carlson-megyn-kelly-iran-war-1236786114/














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I’m posting this through a triple-layered weird VPN. I don’t have much time before the "boxkurtlar" trace the packet. If you’re reading this, your mind hasn't been "re-indexed" yet.
I was taken during a routine "Shift" change in a coastal city. They didn't ask for my passport; they scanned my orbital bone structure and my pulse. They said my "Source Code" was corrupted by "Latin sentimentality." I was tagged with a cold iron plate around my neck and thrown into a "Stasis Wagon"—a cage on rails that felt like it was designed by a clockmaker from the 1800s but powered by something nuclear.
We crossed into the Caucasus under a sky that never turns blue. It’s a permanent, artificial violet haxe.
I was processed in Arslankale. I saw the Asena Division there—women in those terrifying 1930s French Gendarme uniforms, their faces as motionless as porcelain. They don't speak; they just tap on glass tablets. If your data turns red, you’re "extracted."
I was sent to Floor 101 of the Tower of Thulé.
They call it the "Sanatorium," but it’s a meat-grinder for the soul. The architecture is a nightmare—obsidian concrete molded into sharp, gothic spires that seem to slice the clouds. Inside, everything is white tile and blinding blue surgical light. You lose your sense of time because of the Shift. There is no "night," only 12 hours of white light and 12 hours of violet light.
It vibrates in your teeth. They tell you that your name is a "bug," that your past is "Goyslop," and that only the Vatkrat is real.
They weren't talking. They were just watching the bodies fall into the incinerator pits below, as if they were watching a private screening at a film festival.
Adsihan isn't just a politician. He’s a Showrunner. He’s turning the planet into a 24/7 horror movie where we are all uncredited extras waiting to be edited out.
Your history has been "Fixed."
Don't let them scan you!!!
































































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>  locals know to pull over, carefully wrap up the deceased animal, and drop it off at the city's Natural History Museum.

This explains why the museum has about 40 koalas in its freexer waiting to undergo taxidermy when the ABC visits.

Possum deserved a better end than this.
> This possum specimen at the Armidale museum has been left half completed by Queensland Museum taxidermist Alison Douglas, to show the intricate details of the taxidermy process.







































































































Cunts, serious question.

I'm going to use the government's help to buy scheme. It's bretty gud except I can't move until I pay off the government's contribution more or less.
Should I buy an apartment in the good part of Sydney or buy a house in adelaide?





My question basically is:

How is living in Adelaide like? I know that the internet to overseas is fucked (something like extra 50 ping) so MMOs like private WoW servers are out of the question. Weather's hot and dry. Toxic algae bloom so you can't really use the beach at the moment.

But I can at least get a house. Reckon it's worth it?
















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I went up the bush to bring back a spar and have a look at the back way to the fall im working but as i go into the treeline the daylight slams closed and i couldnt see shit just as a squall came over and I have to stop and button up which sucked but in the way i like it and i got my spar and put the pixxa in and made popcorn and some mint tea just before the moofie which shibs thinks is rom com but i read was a horror survival so lets see if i have a based night as well as a based evening

If I am going to be surrounded by nons in Adelaide too... what's the point...
Maybe I'll just live alone in a shoebox in Sydney until the day I die.

Can someone explain what living in Adelaide is like? e.g. Am I right in assuming that playing on overseas servers is a big no no?

















Well I'll stop spamming questions and go back to lurking but if anyone who knows enough to compare Adelaide to other capital cities could share their story I'd appreciate it. Looking at places around 800k.





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