/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/989707/
I kmeow that virology is gatekept pretty hard by the old school who dont want free thinkers to rug pull the whole gravy train. Its the same for the human genome project I believe.

Nuro wanted to work on a universal theory at the university level but he got gatekept by some professor who was taking orders from the oven dodgers/big science/MIC.

Weber quit ARTC after discovering how to make trains run on water.

 >>/989711/
I thought he quit because he thought his supervisor was a retard.

 >>/989712/
She thought trains needed petrol

 >>/989712/
I thought he quit because he thought his supervisor was a woman.

age of disclosure should be called age of down syndrome, nothing new or intelligent is said. Ufo stuff is best enjoyed while gooned

 >>/989714/
I thought he quit to run infosec for darkmatter.market

 >>/989716/
I thought he quit to monitor all our arses 24/7 with Wombosec.

Why do cool, all white electronica duo's go all woke and do collabs with random rap niggers? The music goes from nice to absolutely awful. Its the same when you get a edgy white hiphop or ska musician and they do a track about covid and how you should get the vaxx and lockdown etc.. Its a great way for me to delete their entire ouvre from my playlist.

 >>/989718/
Look at who owns the record labels.
Independent labels don't tend to last very long.

I had sex yesterday afternoon for the first time ever. it honestly wasn't that mind blowing of an experience.

it was way harder than I expected too.

 >>/989720/
Did you fuck a goat? That might be sex in india but not in civilized countries.

 >>/989720/
Sore arse?

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 >>/989722/

> tfw ywn even get a reach around

 >>/989724/
She looks beautiful.

 >>/989726/
Fanciest goat in the village.

I had sex with Possum once. It too was hard work.

 >>/989728/
Possum wouldn't do such a vile thing as he is as pure as fresh smeow.

Might chuck it in, its a beautiful sunny day out there.

 >>/989729/
He kept struggling to get away.

 >>/989728/
did he make those scary noises possums make at night which gave rise to legends of yowies and bunyips?

 >>/989732/
here are the noises i meant, i hear them outside my window sometimes late at night

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E96AmlBYxpI

 >>/989732/
>  scary noises
moans of pleasure

 >>/989730/
Don't go into the light.

I heard that the last NEET who tried to have sex wirh Posso woke up three days later in an alleyway with two broken legs and a stale garlic bread up his bum once.

 >>/989736/
No way Posso is wasting a garlic bread like that.

can't get my afternoon nap, may as well go for a walk

 >>/989733/
It's funny watching people at the gun club on a Friday night who have never heard a koala grunting his guts out.

might have pixxa for tea

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AiNRmbFnK7w

 >>/989720/
Was it consensual, Rapejeet?

last nights tea for lonch.

 >>/989742/
no means yes

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> 🚨 BREAKING: Joseph Schwartz, a nursing home operator was sentenced 3 years in prison after being convicted on multiple charges relating to a $39M payroll fraud. 
> Trump has just given him a pardon after only serving 3 months of his jail sentence.

 >>/989745/
> "his obligation to pay $5 million in restitution to the government was erased
> It's reported that Schwartz paid $1M to lobby the White House to influence their decision"

 >>/989745/
Not a comfy post

 >>/989747/
Because it's too close to what Cruisey does?

 >>/989702/
Secret whizzer switch

 >>/989717/
👆💯

 >>/989720/
Well done Sir.

 >>/989729/
> as he is as pure as fresh smeow.
It's a good word filter tbh

 >>/989745/
Beautiful, true American justice 🥹

bum

holes

from

 >>/989749/
disguised in the audio settings as "based boost" instead of "bass boost"

farewell