/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/dogs-stolen-for-meat-trek-16km-home-in-a-pack-to-be-reunited-with-owners/news-story/a88e4054de212691c199fe2e6758852a

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https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/thurston-county-man-arrested-98th-time/3RYESAXVPNCP5JGMJTCYC3B7CY/
> Thurston County man arrested for the 98th time

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-movie-stephen-colbert-warner-bros-1236698684/
> The film’s official logline reads, “Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo – Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.”

 >>/988740/
cant wait to see a gay black Gandalf
> AH HELL NAH YOU AINT FINNA PASS HERE NIGGA

Still awake 
Drank 4 litres of water. Still thirsty

 >>/988742/
Have some ethanol.

It just keeps falling out of me.

Got like 2 hours sleep. Bleary. Got fuel, the dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. Only half a tank till Tuesday. Excited for even further accelerated decline in social trust. You can really feel the tension in the air.

 >>/988747/
> dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. 
> further accelerated decline in social trust
Don't accelerate too hard to save fuel

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/streaming/first-trailer-release-date-revealed-for-harry-potter-tv-series/news-story/1e90fe07141d6354ab3b17bffdcdf4fd

 >>/988749/
Thank you.

Bins out.
Doing a poo.
In the toilet because I’m not Indian.

bum ruined again

Was watching youtube about various 90s tv shows like friends and buffy and xfiles and wondered - when was the last time tv show writers were allowed to make shows with all white casts of hetreosexual characters?

 >>/988749/
Unless it has an all white cast not gunna touch it.

 >>/988735/
How does he do it?

Had to walk to this thread because a certain NEET  >>/987511/ crashed the choppah in the last thread.

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Cruisey apparently these appeared behind Jive in Hindley St.

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 >>/988756/
The ausneets choppah service is not what it used to be. Government cutbacks, or cruisey embezzling the money, someone is to blame.

 >>/988757/
Me in red on the left.

 >>/988759/
That's Orko.

 >>/988760/
I know, he was BIGGEST EGO! in filmation head jew Lou Scheimer. Lots of jews involved in he-man.

grinding coffee beans to make cold brew

At wage. Keen for a goon tonight. Can taste it. A hard earned thirst

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 >>/988763/
You deserve it NEET.

made cold brew
replaced bin liners
brought in one bin

 >>/988756/
That was two (2) threads ago.
We should've had a new choppah by now if the NEET Council didn't keep spending all the money on high class aboriginal prostitutes.

 >>/988766/
What qualifies those prostitutes to be high class?

 >>/988767/
They do anal

 >>/988767/
They don't tell Weber he's fat.

 >>/988768/
Even if they say no?

Might start a mobile dog washing business. Actually, make it a mong washing business. We'll lure mongs into the trailer, chain them up and pressure wash them. First customer can be webby.

My neighbour really likes talking about lawn.
He's a good bloke but it gets a bit tiresome.

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 >>/988771/

 >>/988771/
This sounds more like a fetish than a business model.

 >>/988774/
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

 >>/988775/
You just need to write up the proposal to NDIS properly.
Non Consensual Personal Cleaning Services for the Disabled.

 >>/988771/
Sounds good, I'll be one of the first inline as my scrotum needs a good rub'n scrub.

The rotten flesh beggar could do with a pressure washer mugging but I think he might just fall apart and wash away.

dark matter market working for anyone?

 >>/988779/
loaded for me

 >>/988780/
what is url?

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 >>/988779/
Yeah I just bought some

dunno how nuro drinks this V drink
tastes like cat piss

 >>/988781/
https://darkmmk3owyft4zzg3j3t25ri4z5bw7klapq6q3l762kxra72sli4mid.onion.watch/market/products/

 >>/988784/
oh im not installing tor browser
what do they sell besides durgs?

Only bifdurs do durgs

 >>/988785/
just reasised that is a clearnet link
they only sell durgs and credit card numbers
no guns or cool tech

 >>/988787/
And counterfeit gold bars.

 >>/988788/
They just spray paint a poo

 >>/988789/
Some of my cloggers have the correct density

 >>/988790/
Kek

First you buy the credit card numbers then you use them to buy the durgs and then you take the durgs and then you buy the golden poos because you're all fucked up on durgs.

 >>/988786/
I'll put my foot through your window

On durgs

toasted hammie sammiches for lonch
might cook some chips and chiggen salt later

 >>/988794/
by durgasoft

on the irish mules again

Think I'm addicted to chocolate again. Wish I was hooked on booze and ciggies like the cool neets.

 >>/988795/
I went to the food court and bought some cubano sandwiches for lonch. Foolish use of money, should've just had toasted ham sandwiches at home, smothered in mustard and cheese.

 >>/988799/
I can only imagine what they charged you

 >>/988797/
I sitting outside until it stsrted spitting on me
Need to eat. Only got pies. No bread. T

 >>/988800/
I had to know what they were like. I won't do it again. But I'll do something else just as stupid.

 >>/988802/
Better off just youtubing the exotic subs and sammiches and building your own at home.

watching videos on bugout bags
current climate got me thinkin

 >>/988803/
yeah, I think I'll acquire some mustard, pickles and ham and have sandwiches for lunch a couple of times a week to save money

 >>/988805/
I find I can get 3 days (6 sangas) out of one of those large Don ham packets. They're about $5.50. Better value price and weight than the two smaller Primo packet deal Woolies usually has.

a monte carlo or monte crisco (can't remember) is a ham and cheese sanga dipped in egg wash and pan fried

might also use mayo instead of butter, youtube would know

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgOXq_tpLWE
latest incarnation of the corvette does 0-60mph (0-96.56kmh) in 1.68 seconds

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 >>/988809/
imagine what it could do with a car full of executive neets providing extra downforce

Might go buy the smallest chocolate I can find from the local milk bar. Would you neets like anything?

 >>/988811/
a bottle of rum, a pepper pie, and a packet of killer pythons please

 >>/988811/
30kg og sugar please

 >>/988813/
I don't think he's coming back with our stuff

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need to exercise, get fit
but no energy
becuase i'm unfit because I never exercise

 >>/988815/
me too

POSSUM POO
ON MY SHOE
WEBER CALLED ME
A SMELLY JEW

 >>/988814/
I bet he ate it all himself

 >>/988817/
CRUISEY'S DONG
COCKSLAPPED A MONG

 >>/988818/
what a greedy prick

Went to coles before and the big fat cheerfull lady was there.
She calls everyone my love and is so cheerfull she infects me with cheer.

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A "halal" butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold more than 3 tonnes of pork labelled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
Pork sells between $1-$6 per lb and veal $10-40 per lb. That butcher knew exactly what he was doing LMAOOOO 🐷

 >>/988821/
Sounds very whimsical.

 >>/988823/
Sounds very whimsical.

did some dishes
rewarded myself with 500ml of strawby quik

 >>/988826/
Now you'll have to clean the glass and spoon. And reward yourself again with more quik. The quik downward spiral.

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some cracking maymays in this month's newsletter

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 >>/988773/
He's looking a little more human today.

 >>/988807/
 >>/988808/
Was it good?

 >>/988823/
How was it noticed?

 >>/988828/
Can reply all with
> Xhortling
for me please?

need motivation

 >>/988834/
do all the things or I'll rape you

 >>/988831/
yes
been a few years though

 >>/988836/
Wonderful. Thank you.

might start a neet para para dance group

 >>/988838/
I and Possum already have Morris dancing on Wednesday nights.

 >>/988839/
Sounds wonderful.

 >>/988840/
Morris dancing is full of pagan symbolism and sexual messages it's basically a swingers club.

Are the dmm posts spam?
Sounds like it.

 >>/988842/
What's dmm?

 >>/988744/
This one makes little sense. Disappointing.

 >>/988842/
you just want the gold painted poo all to yourself

 >>/988844/
I think the first half was about requiring voter ID, the bit about knowing how you voted was just horse shit

 >>/988845/
iktf

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This made me laugh

 >>/988811/
Golden rough. Thanks

 >>/988811/
Cherry ripe please.

 >>/988843/
Dmm is a typo. I mean dnm.

 >>/988846/
Yes. I found it nonsense that they find the idea of proof of citizenship outrageous.
The rest is something about making the elections the job of the fed not the states. But the US is more complicated because they have local elections for states during midterm.
And yes, Trump knowing who voted who is just gibberish.

No its dmm. Great I'm just arguing with meself like that one NEET.

Three hours sleep, turned up for work looking like shit. Strange turn of events, other mongs didn't turn up at all or quit by lunch. 

Bossman gave me 300 for three hours work. Charity, encouragement, saving his bacon

 >>/988854/
You did well King (👑)!

 >>/988854/
Well done.

 >>/988853/
Direct mong messaging

 >>/988857/
Premium VIM service

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 >>/988853/
> arguing with meself
I do it all the time, around here it's the only way to find an intellectually worthy adversary.

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 >>/988859/

doodle

CrowsNEET, the Crows are playing the Cats on the tele tonight.

 >>/988861/
rude

 >>/988863/
gusset

 >>/988854/
I hope you thanked him as soon as he gave you the money by resigning.

 >>/988865/
kek