/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/985453/
I had a shave

 >>/985456/
Bet your nape is smooth as a neets bottom.

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Cruisey which one is it?

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Corned beef borscht, double fried potatoes, fish and pickle salad
This is just the quick version

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 >>/985459/
Tastes good? Give it a tick, boom?

 >>/985459/
Looks good

 >>/985459/
✅💥

 >>/985460/
Average across the board, but health, fairly cheap, good for tomorrow. I lie, the salad is good.

 >>/985459/
How do i make something like that?

 >>/985463/
"Can be eaten once" as we say it.

Are rollmops ever on special?

 >>/985466/
🤮

Getting into the fermented pickle game tomorrow neets. I've never really eaten pickles before.

 >>/985468/
Good for digestion.

 >>/985468/
I heard if you dress up as a pickle all the pretty girls will want you.

 >>/985464/
It's a sloppa, done in 20 minutes. Oil, onions, garlic, corned beef, everything else. Peel potatoes while oil is heating, fry potatoes. Tuna salad is just mixed in a bowl. 3 courses come out together in 20 minutes, two meals at $7 a meal.

 >>/985471/
You said they were double fried potatoes but then admitted you just peeled them I call bullshit on this meal.

 >>/985472/
Bit harsh

 >>/985468/
Wtf is a fermented pickle, given a pickle is a cucumber that has been pickled in vinegar??

 >>/985474/
Fermented cucumber is like sourdough. P good.

 >>/985475/
I have enough poo problems without experimentation with fermented foods

 >>/985477/
It helps regaining balance in your intestines, like kefir.

 >>/985476/
🧐

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Note the instruction here  >>/985476/ says dont put it into direct sunlight which is false.
Additionally the cucumbers should be cut like picrel. Cut it from one end horizontally, then from the other end vertically, but don't cut it through.

Going to bed. Late already. Good NIght NEETs.

 >>/985481/
Night fella.

 >>/985472/
I gave simplified instructions to be nice 
 >>/985476/
These recipes are fine for quick pickles but don't store well. Brine and lacto are better.

Ragnar got snekked.

 >>/985484/
Do you think they were CGI snakes or whether the director was all “fill this hole with snakes”?

Also England ain’t even got proper snakes innit

There was a big hunstman in my bathroom. I considered letting it live to eat the german cockroaches but then i ghough it might crawl on me while i sleep so i killed if.

Watched good luck have fun don’t die. It was a fun movie and well made but had theme holes that kinda ruined it. Ending was okay and the acting was a bit good

Two poos for the price of a piss

Five dead mice. 
Poison bait out now as well.

 >>/985491/
Do you have anything around they like to feast on?

 >>/985492/
They can take their pick, place is a pig sty

 >>/985493/
Get to cleaning and throwing out trash and unnecessary stuff. If you don't want all those dead mice weighing on your karma.

Weeks behind with house work, woe related. 

Update: six mice. Penut butter mixed with marmalade.

Awak agin

 >>/985496/
Orange juice status?

 >>/985497/
I only have that at Motherbat’s

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 >>/985499/
> blörö

Been up for 2 hrs. Got wage in 5 hrs. Wont knock off until midnight. Rollmop indigestion and antibiotics farts are a concerning mix.

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 >>/985501/
> Rollmop indigestion

 >>/985501/
How is the tootypeg?

 >>/985503/
Swelling has gone down mostly. Still some pain but not bad. Not looking forward to the extraction.

 >>/985504/
You’ll be alright. Better out than in and all that.