/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

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 >>/985338/
Excellent thread neet. I had this image and title on my list of future thread editions. We have reached the stage where I no longer have to post the list.

 >>/985338/
We should all start rejecting our dole and pension money in protest!!!!!!!!!

 >>/985341/
Cruisey takes mine as soon as it hits my bank account.

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=UNGOVERNABLE!

 >>/985343/
That’s the spirit, you cheeky scamp!

 >>/985342/
Cruisey is all tear and no share these days.

Who are you voting for?

 >>/985345/
He told me my $200 allowance would be delayed a while due to a choof related emergency.

 >>/985346/
Possum

 >>/985346/
The man in the roof.

 >>/985346/
Motherbat

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 >>/985348/
The only candidate who embodies those good old fashioned virtues this country was built on.

Zesty can you please put an apostrophe in "Let's" in the OP?

Why do we need an apostraphe?

australian sons let us rejoice
for we are fat and ungovernable

 >>/985353/
let's is the contraction of let us

let us being the proposal to become ungovernable

 >>/985351/
A vote for Possum is a vote for decency!

 >>/985356/
Are you suggesting Motherbat is indecent?

Sticking it to the man does sound rather gay tbh.

 >>/985357/
Only when compared to Posso.

 >>/985358/
You well know what happens Thursday nights.

 >>/985360/
That's just Council Business it's not gay if it's Council Business.

Might become a WitchTok influencer

 >>/985360/
I just trimmed my fingernails.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/internal-investigation-underway-after-nab-worker-takes-own-life-at-melbourne-headquarters/news-story/f7b425477cd15aa7e8864b0c2d0a9104
based

 >>/985361/
The council worked on my manhole once.

 >>/985352/
yes. would it be worth it to add the old thread link to the previous thread?

 >>/985366/
I think so.

 >>/985366/
I think you should consult nuro over such a momentous decision.

 >>/985363/
They look very pretty.

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Is nuro ungovernable?

What do I do about sleep problems neets? Can they really be overcome or am I just monged for life?

 >>/985371/
Try twinings live well sleep camomile,passionflower and lavender with valerian root tea. a mate swears by it. never tried it.

 >>/985371/
I believe they can be overcome, but you will have to fix all of the aspects of your life contributing to the sleep problem. I.e. physical health, mental health, working/keeping busy enough to actually become tired, etc

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Old Hiby R3Pro saber on the right and the new Hiby R3 Pro II on the left. THe old one got repaired for free even though it was years out of warranty. They said it was an inductor that got broken when I dropped it. They updated the firmware too and i am gonna try a factory reset of the new one because the bluetooth is shit annoying and doesnt persist with my devices. The old one you cant get anymore and its tiny compared to the pro II which is a chonker.

 >>/985374/
Having had them for some time now, do you recommend them?

 >>/985375/
i dont know what to tell u, neet. phone fags who stream AI music wouldnt get it. THe Ipod was the first but Hiby R3's are the best. There is sum ting wong with the bluetooth on the firmware of the new one tho. I cant get it to connect to my car stereo even though the old R3 will.

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Might publish an far right themed colouring book for pre-schoolers.

 >>/985377/
I was almost indoctrinated by some catholics peddling their religion when I was in grade 1. They said it should join "Joy Club" and they would read me stories. But their stories were boring as shit and shortly after that I found the library and books about Allies v Naxis. Naturally the Naxis had the best planes and drip so i basically indoctrinated myself. I was about 5.

Very strange posts today.
Like a crazy person is talking to himself.

 >>/985378/
ungovernable

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 >>/985380/
 >>/985379/
Next edition will have to be behave edition

 >>/985374/
Is the touch screen good to use in a car? I have a surfans f20 and it has all physical buttons. It has bluetooth to and from it too.

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 >>/985382/
I only use the buttons on the hiby when im driving. The big screen is pretty sweet tho when you are looking for a album or thru the ablum to find tracks.

That NEET who was seeing a girl stopped posting updates.

https://www.noticer.news/adelaide-african-car-crash-murder/
> A Kenyan chef initially believed to have been killed in a car crash in Adelaide is now at the centre of a murder investigation.
> Police believe he died of injuries inflicted in an assault after driving to a park for a "planned meeting" at 1.30am.

 >>/985385/
> black hands

 >>/985386/
01:30am in the morning is a totally normal meeting time

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https://nypost.com/2026/03/10/lifestyle/dad-99-helps-son-jimmy-rush-80-finally-crack-free-oysters-promotion-at-alabama-restaurant/

 >>/985384/
maybe the girl turned invisible

 >>/985389/
epic story 100 years in the making

 >>/985391/
I'm glad the proprietor made good on a joke sign.

 >>/985392/
got viral publicity. Well worth it.

I got five free packets of sauce at Guzmans because Nuro accompanied me and I paid for his order, once.

 >>/985394/
What kind of sauce?

Buderim ginger refresher (sugar free) is good cordigal.

Might enroll at chilton preparatory school

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 >>/985396/
You know what's better than cordial for refreshment? Come on down to your closest cellar and search my stock of low-low priced beverages for what you really need. A .5% discount on any bottle with a label that's scuffed or peeling.

had a 20 minute nap, feeling much perkier, might do something with the remains of the day

 >>/985399/
jeet was going for the cops gun and the other guy just stands there.

 >>/985401/
yep
seppo cops would have blasted him at that point
jeet tested positive for meth at a heavy vehicle checking station in nsw

The other chud probably thought he wasnt allowed to help restrain the jeet but getting fired for helping restrain him would not stand up in court. IMHO.

 >>/985403/
Those Sikhs also carry a knife (with religious exemption because double standards are great), so one of them should arguably have been gun out before attempting the arrest.

 >>/985403/
Even the one in the tussle seemed to hold out as long as possible, when he could have just kicked jeet's legs out from under him and let him smack his head on the concrete.

 >>/985404/
You can see the fog of war right there. The other guy is distracted on the phone and cant see shit escalating. He is prioritizing the other guy on the phone over the deteriorating situation on the ground. Its something to do with digital brain where they phone guy is in digital land, not IRL. 

Hyper vigilance is not a mental disorder.

 >>/985405/
The jeet was a big boy and methed out and so formidiable. I feel sorry for the cop though he is a bit of a unit too.

Solved the hiby dropping bluetooth after 30 seconds issue by fiddling around with the standby and sleep settings. Winning.

 >>/985407/
They should've just dropped him. Completely replaceable at low cost. 1.4 billion more where he came from.

 >>/985409/
We do things according to the law here. That includes arresting meth users causing a danger.

I for one only get 100% Australian meffed up truckies.

Cruisey can handle his meth. He is one chilled out tweaker.

Had three sessions today and a nap. Exhausted. Need a rest. Still havent got around to turning on farm sim. Easier to just watch playthroughs.

 >>/985408/
This makes me want to upgrade my car stereo so I can enjoy music too.

 >>/985414/
I put in a new head unit and it was a fukn nightmare and I had to consult Nuro.

Did the dishes. Shameful I let them sit around that long.

Boiling the kettle to clean the air fryer basket while I'm at it.

 >>/985416/
Just use paper plates  saves a lot of work.

 >>/985418/
Another good becoming ungovernable tip!

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 >>/985411/

Got shit on my dick.

 >>/985421/
Wash it off before tonight's meeting please.

 >>/985371/
We all know that feel

Neets I want to eat more fish, the healthy stuff like sardines and salmon. John west canned sardines never seem to be on special. Where can I get stuff like that at the best price?

 >>/985424/
In the same vein, where did Tiffin get his herring tin?

 >>/985424/
Just buy the big tins of cheap tuna, it's kind of mush but we're not making poke bowls here. Get brine, the oil they use is foul and makes a mess

Cruisey I want to make poke bowls

Cruisey I want to poke some bowels

 >>/985346/
Cruisey.

 >>/985362/
Sounds do-able.

 >>/985422/
 >>/985423/

Might consulted nuro once

 >>/985425/
Tiffin has several trained platypus who bring him trout from the river into his canoe.

How do they get ID in Australia? Were they only using driver's license or do they have any other valid ID?

 >>/985434/
Proof-of-age card, Medicare card (Government-issued healthcare), passport, rates and utilities bills, ...

 >>/985434/
Cruisey submitted a delectation to support my identity application once.

How does he do it?

Very badly apparently.

> tfw tired
cruisey can you get me some kfc please

 >>/985339/
 >>/985437/
How?

 >>/985433/
How do they get ID in Australia? Were they only using driver's license or do they have any other valid ID?

I got deja vu feeling.

Tried to red pill my mate who sometimes lends me money and he hasn't spoken to me since.

 >>/985443/
Do you miss him or the money?

 >>/985444/
The money tbh

 >>/985441/
you can find some NEET who is about your age, who has no family who will miss them, you befriend them and offer to take them on a road trip. Along the way you get them to write postcards saying good bye and looking forward to a new life (spin them some bullshit like you will take them to asia for a job) then you get all their ID and details and bank details and then get them to did their own grave and thats basically that. New ID free and easy.

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 >>/985446/
Smart.

 >>/985447/
Feel like a pizza now.

 >>/985447/
Probably would hit the wall of the hole first, noone could jump straight.

 >>/985449/
> amazing nutrients
The preservatives surely keep one young tho.

 >>/985449/
Smart.

Late start but productive day, huge amounts to do, didn't do the things I planned on doing but still did a lot of thing. Significantly less woed

 >>/985451/
> The preservatives surely keep one young tho.
fairly certain even the seppo hotdog sausages have to be kept in the fridge

 >>/985453/
Good to hear neet.

 >>/985453/
I had a shave

 >>/985456/
Bet your nape is smooth as a neets bottom.

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Cruisey which one is it?

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Corned beef borscht, double fried potatoes, fish and pickle salad
This is just the quick version

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 >>/985459/
Tastes good? Give it a tick, boom?

 >>/985459/
Looks good

 >>/985459/
✅💥

 >>/985460/
Average across the board, but health, fairly cheap, good for tomorrow. I lie, the salad is good.

 >>/985459/
How do i make something like that?

 >>/985463/
"Can be eaten once" as we say it.

Are rollmops ever on special?