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I went up the bush to carve some spars, this one is starting to rot and had black oily shit on it and white powder, the black shit goes through into the wood and you can see it when you cut it off. Worked until I got hungry, the new cuffs keep the mozzies out really well. Should have been peaceful work but I kept seething at cruisey getting away with being a degenerate sex fiend. Came back when I got hungry. egg pie and chips and chick peas for dinner. Hot bath running (probably over shid)
























Tried to get the mould out of the tile grout. Some of it seem stuck there. Neet body is very sore now, fat and aging, prematurely run-down from overeating and sitting in a chair 16 hours a day for decades. Can't do this stuff anymore.




Dear ndis - I am a fat fuck on the dsp because i have medical levels of laziness and I'm fat because I spend all my neetbux on junk food. Thanks to welfare I am now too lazy to clean my own bathroom. Can you please send me a cleaning mong to do my housework? kthx

How does that sound cruisey?










I have made up another batch of dough for more baguettes. Same recipe except this time I am using the cheap flour instead of the bread flour. Less than half the cost.
The dough will proof overnight and into the oven in the morning. I will use a baking tray this time, I didn't like that paper on the tray method. There was flour all over the oven and the paper burned at the back.



I wonder what tasmania / hobart is like. When i visited tassie their people were all quite friendly but i wonder how bad the cold is and if it will cause seasonal depression. Got an idea to create a soverign off grid town using aboriginal rights for the claim. That could take a decade or more lol.











Is this Mrs Doubtfire?
> Suspect named in search for Gus Lamont, 4, missing in remote South Australia

https://www.news.com.au/national/south-australia/police-to-give-update-on-search-for-gus-lamont-4-missing-in-remote-south-australia/news-story/110d29a74cadf03d2e75797ed24b0b89



















 >>/977630/
Yes. I called it back in September.
It was a suspect right back then too, as you'll recall it threatened a journalist with a shotgun and Police did nothing about it. Normally that would be a major deal, but they obviously wanted to get it for the boy murder so they didn't pursue the usual firearms charges.
















NEETs this will be my last post as BO. After this I am transferring the board to zestykittenneet.

Hopefully he will do a good job. Good luck Zesty.
It is a thankless job. The NEETs are not good NEETs.














motherbat got me some heatbeads, firelighters, and another workmate at bunnings. then she got me a bottle of rye bourbon at bws. at woolies she got me a bag of demerara sugar and two white onions.
she is making chicken chasseur for dindins.


































 >>/977708/
IGAY will spam straight away just because he's a troll. You'd have to try it for a week or so. See if he settles down. If you could be fucked to delete CP for a while then it'd be worth a shot. Of course you could make me a mod and I'd help squash the cunt.








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 >>/977715/
I think your posting style improves when you are relaxed,
I am quite well known for my patronage of creative endevors, why dont you come on down to one of my cellars and select a bottle of refreshment as your muse to inspire. A generous 2.36% discount on any bottle of wine with naff poetry or banal affirmations printed on the label somewhere.























 >>/977741/
I've sort-of joked previously, that my bug out rig is basically my heavy barreled remington 700 on my back, a plate carrier with half a dozen magazines of 5.56 on the front, and my pump-action 5.56 in my hand. From there you can basically take whatever you want from whoever you want.


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 >>/977740/
I was trying to talk to you NEET. You need to come in straight away so I can get you on a prescription for Ciprofloxacin so you dont get an infection. Dont worry its only one standard course of two months, tablets four times a day. I have to do this because you wont get your government reccomended Vaccines for new and emerging diseases. Read the newspaper if  you dont believe me that they are a threat to your health. I care for your health.


 >>/977742/
The LDS actually gamed this scenario in their two volume prepper manual. They did a chapter called "Mutant Zombie Bikers" about cunts who's plan is to become murderous bandits as opposed to building communities and stockpiling food and fuel.



 >>/977748/
I already live as far as possible from the city without living underground at coober pedy (although that does have its appeals). My hobbies are all about getting into the bush and living there so I am happy with that use of my efforts. Honestly I dont think the community thing is viable because fully committed preppers are unicorns and half assed ones will just end up cruising off you. Imagine being someone's SHTF plan. Ideally I would like a big property with a sniper tower in the middle and a mate or two to man it with gunz. But at the moment I am just focusing on the main threat to my safety and thats me offing myself through depression and anxiety.

 >>/977749/
It's good you live close to that sort of bush and can do those things. Don't have much of that sort of thing for hours in either direction down here, and the stuff that exists is State-owned pine plantations or State-owned shitty dry scrub. Not the lush stuff you appear to have access to.



 >>/977750/
Ragnar Benson wrote on survival retreats in apartments in the city. Its do-able but to chuck a match to your life, friends, family, job and conveniences of where you grew up and move away is a big fucking deal. I dunno how I did it but jumping out of the frypan even when I didnt know how it was gonna work out was the best move I have made. I always went into the bush tho, even when I was in the city. SHTF is a meme, the survival challenge is depression as you watch the world of your childhood trampled into hell by mass immigration. When I go back there to visit the folks i start thinking naxi thoughts within hours of arriving.












































Remembering the good old days when instead of going to school I stayed home sitting around and playing max payne and deus ex and counterstrike. Wondering how it turned into me being an adult and not going to work and sitting around playing stellaris and hitman.









You should vibe code an AI python script that checks an unlocked ausneets thread for posts.

When it detects a flood event, it reviews the last number of posts. If images are classified as gore or porn in a sequence of posts consequently greater than 2 (AI model that can do it). Then ban the poster and delete all their posts. 

To bypass the Captcha for moderation shouldn't be too difficult with another AI model if not the same. 

If you vibe code all those parts and put together a complete script. It could run every 5 minutes.



If it checks thumbnail images only you could create an allowlist. Run MD5 or another thingo over the thumbnail image you could allow list Spoiler image. You can still post porn if you use official spoiler feature. 

Also have some probability assessment on the thumbnail image reviewed by AI, if it is likely to be porn (skin colour detector) review full image for a better assessment. So AI model only has assess small thumbnail image to make a decision for its initial assessment on whether to assess the full image for confirmation (if someone is at the beach, it detects skin tone colour, but review of full image determines it is not likely to be porn or gore).

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The fellas should try this, maybe it'll help. Especially the spammer neet could benefit.

 >>/977869/
 >>/977872/
AI checks might be overly ambitious. But couple of Greasemonkey scripts can help. Like filling the ban form, or selecting certain posts based on criterion, that hash map is a good idea never got around despite imiss gave help in that back then, I'm sorry I was lazy with that.






 >>/977880/
I created some AI Cyber security assessment on my blocked network traffic network using Ollama. It's just using API calls and slop coded with ChatGPT. It's fairly easy.

There are some small vision models that can do the jobs fairly easily:
https://ollama.com/search?q=Vison

When it works. You could run it continuously. If site admins gave them appropriate service account to bypass the Captcha it could run 24/7 with a small footprint and appropriate rate limits. 

AI slop models are becoming smaller and smaller. Slop coding it together is do-able.







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 >>/977887/
As for ollama. I bookmarked it some time ago but that website (I mean the website, I don't know about the service itself never tried) sucks.
It explains nothing what they offer, what it does or can be used for. Even the documentation is the most unhelpful. Unless one knows what he is doing and what he is looking for that site is a no go.
> download
Download what?
The color scheme of the website is the worst. Black and white or inverted - doesn't matter what one's pick, it'll burn his retina out.

 >>/977904/
Install it. Pick a model and evaluate it like 
https://ollama.com/library/qwen3-vl

After install in a command prompt run
ollama run qwen3-vl:2b
Or you can download some models via GUI now. 

Then you can call it via API call or using GUI client that comes with it now.

1. Download and run install
2. Pick model and get that command I found on the page
3. Run model via Ollama GUI or via an API call.





Pixxa in the oven. 
Making mistakes fitting the spars together but the technique is solid. Thinking about how to do other stuff with them. Might read up on some stuff especially how to anchor them into the ground.









Saw an asian guy - white woman couple while shopping. The guy was about 5'6" and the woman was debicki sized, 6'3" or so. Thought of davo. Wonder if they were in a dominant female submissive male bdsm relationship. They both gave off weird vibes.































Raspberry jam might be good, but the fresh raspberries do not taste good. Horrible things. I will stick to the black and blue berries. Or the straw (though they are all sour usually unless you pick your own).








 >>/977597/

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to request consideration for funded support with domestic assistance under the National Disability Insurance Scheme.

I am currently receiving the Disability Support Pension due to ongoing medical conditions that significantly affect my energy levels, motivation, and capacity to carry out daily living tasks. These conditions result in clinically recognised impairments related to executive functioning, task initiation, and sustained effort, which substantially limit my ability to maintain my living environment to a safe and hygienic standard.

As a result of these impairments, I experience persistent difficulty completing essential household tasks such as cleaning the bathroom, kitchen, and other shared living spaces. These tasks are not merely inconvenient for me; they are often overwhelming to the point that they remain undone for extended periods, which negatively impacts my physical health, mental wellbeing, and overall quality of life.

I have attempted to manage these responsibilities independently, however my functional limitations mean that these efforts are not sustainable or effective without support. Assistance with domestic cleaning would enable me to maintain a safe and sanitary home environment and would significantly reduce the stress and health risks associated with my current situation.

I am therefore requesting NDIS-funded domestic assistance support to help with regular household cleaning tasks. This support would directly address my disability-related functional limitations and assist me in maintaining an acceptable standard of daily living.

Thank you for considering my application. I am happy to provide any additional medical evidence or functional assessments required to support this request.

Yours sincerely,

MongNEET


















































 >>/978012/
I am planning out the opening text messages. We spoke quite a bit in person but we have not texted. We set up a date and location for a date, but no time. Is it okay to just say:
For the [location] on Wednesday, I will find you out the front at [hour].
Does that work?






 >>/978020/
Yeah, I can't handle it. I've sent the texts. Fucking agony thinking about it. I am only going to let myself check my phone once an hour. I hope I don't come off as desperate. I really played it cool and slightly disinterested as I was after her friend.






















There were 3 gigantic gecko things hiding under some cement thing I put on the lid of my kayak tub. They were aboud 6 or 7 inches long and quite chubby. Must be grazing in a good paddock.





















fucked around for an hour or more changing o-rings on my cordless SUP pump because it kept triggering the deflate button whenever I disconnected the hose from the boat
realised after a long while it was because of a little plastic crossbar moulded into the nozzle
snapped it off with a pair of pliers and filed the broken nubs down and fixed the problem





































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I remember going to a steak place, they had 1 kg steak challenge, and I think you had to eat the chips and veggies too. If you succeeded they took your picture and put it on the wall. One proud executive in our group made it.
















sorted out the wood. most of it is pretty wet so it goes in the back. it might not be able to be burned this year, dunno, it goes up the chimney last. Lots of dust in the tray but I cleaned it up nicely and put the cargo grid back in. Gonna take the chainsaw when I go to the poz, maybe cut some wood on the way back. Wood storage is full but its got lots of air gaps. Had a bath and gonna chill instead of doing more on the last bulkhead. Also got to dig a hole and put a tree in but thats not today.

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> be me
> talking to fatty on tinder
> she asks to meet
> she drives over to my grotty social housing flat
> buzz her up
> foid is icked
> comes in
> she tries giving me bj
> as I lift my shirt, my 40kg fat roll flops down completely covering my BWC
> she lets out a shriek
> grabs her things and leaves
> i laugh
> order some goyslop to celebrate giving the woman the ick









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Went out for a night walk, saw a woman in a window in her bra doing her hair, thought about getting a creepshot for you neets, but you never get any creepshots for me. Well, except nuro. He's in a class of his own.


Had a go at the FPV drone sim where you fly IED's into targets. Its a lot harder to control than the other FPV drone sim. I think its supposed to be realistic because the drone is extremely heavy because of the bomb its carrying. Having a snack before bed.




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