> be me
> talking to fatty on tinder
> she asks to meet
> she drives over to my grotty social housing flat
> buzz her up
> foid is icked
> comes in
> she tries giving me bj
> as I lift my shirt, my 40kg fat roll flops down completely covering my BWC
> she lets out a shriek
> grabs her things and leaves
> i laugh
> order some goyslop to celebrate giving the woman the ick