/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/965648/
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A prefucked oven roast chicken

 >>/965650/
and a possum in a pizza shop

washed my hair with an egg and it worked really well

 >>/965652/
fancy fella

 >>/965652/
Hope you cleaned behind your ears.

 >>/965650/
FIVE WICKED WINGS!

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/video-emerges-of-fatal-ferrari-crash-believed-to-have-killed-call-of-duty-creator/news-story/bf4416572732e313ef055486a4ed2b0f

 >>/965651/
tweeeeelve gaaaaaarlic breads!

 >>/965652/
Now scrub your face with bacon

Can of coke for lunch.

 >>/965659/
you're a growing boy
wash it down with a trifle

 >>/965658/
Imagine the bacon fat dripping down his body.

Counting appears to still trouble the NEETs...

 >>/965657/
Eleven french mongs
Ten arse gnomes

Bought a small 500g ham and some mersey valley. Gonna get some crossaints and eat it all for christmas.

 >>/965662/
I'll count you
one, one NEET

 >>/965660/
Couldn't find any trifle at woolies today. Will try again tomorrow, hope they're still making it at christmas.

 >>/965664/
noice
enjoy

 >>/965666/
The trifle factory would have to pay them triple trifle time.

 >>/965663/
EIGHT OLIVE QUEEFS!

 >>/965667/
Will wash it down with trifle.

 >>/965670/
Trifle is the future.

Still haven't done anything today. Popped a no-doz. Hopefully a magical energy surge will fill my body, animating me.

 >>/965673/
I did some things earlier but then I completely ran out of enthusiasm.

30kg of enthusia please

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 >>/965672/
The trifle extends life. The trifle expands the mind (and body). The trifle is vital to space travel, allowing neets to achieve unprecedented fat folds.

 >>/965675/
Sorry neet, it's been sold out, next shipment is due January 31.

having a brandy and dry
thinking about nuro

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If you begin StarTrek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight.

> have too many fat folds

 >>/965681/
That's a 2026 problem, NOOT.

Look at front age of endchan, other boards post qt's, we get Harry Kim with his tongue in a cows mouth.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7PTvxw4fc9M

 >>/965683/
They also get pwned because they think with their BWCs

forgot about that word filter

 >>/965680/
Remembering the waitress with the nose ring in Robe who was trying to make small talk about Corvettes and all I could think about was cows.

 >>/965689/
> all I could think about was cows
There is no shame.

 >>/965690/
Septum rings should be illegal, or at least have to be comically large so that nobody wants one.

she literally just wanted a 160km/hr lap around town followed by a fingering or something
cruisey would have known what to do

Got some apricots and cherries but found out they are from Victoria so they get regifted. Went to the pharmacy to get metamucil, everyone there looked sick, sad and in pain. Camping shop was full of T.V. watching boomers looking at stuff with their mouths open. Bunnings was horrible, the festive theme radio playlist is still in my head.  Fam is getting a puppy for christmas which the need like I need victorian stonefruit. Might make some potatoes.

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I had a diet plan worked and was going to maintain a strict diet until christmas and a strict TODO list, but now I'm thinking fuck it, I might be jolly. Might get some junk food, work on fun projects for a few days.

 >>/965694/
Enjoy what is left of the year, NEET.

 >>/965693/
You too, grumpy.

Need a new thread, the other one is cursed.

 >>/965692/
Cruisey would've handed her a $20 for a tug and farted the whole way through.

 >>/965693/
> Might make some potatoes.
Happy planting.

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Drawing up my jolly TODO list.

 >>/965700/
1. A poo

SPAM RASH

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