/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

Tiffo we want you back please. You have been gone long enough. You have made your point. We miss you.

Cenno came in earlier than I expected. Cashed up. I'm downloading the Dan app now.

 >>/964607/
👍

On teh piss listening to Creed out in the back yard

 >>/964607/
> not having it on your phone's homescreen
NGMI

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Goon Afternoon Fellas 

What a week. What a year. Al that hard work is paying off.. Can I get a 

 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH! 

Can't believe I didn't start using sponsor block sooner.

 >>/964638/
No you don't get a yeah. You still haven't answered my amplifier question

 >>/964639/
You should have listened to nuro (when he bother to respond to one of his esteemed neet brethren)

 >>/964638/
Based.

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Made a github style daily tracker for work shit.

 >>/964645/
Well done NEET.

 >>/964641/
Humble yourself, be grateful when he lowers himself to interact with us.

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
is this fillum any good?

 >>/964646/
5 mins work no sweat

 >>/964650/
7.2/10 on imdb - might be okay.
(2023) - probably won't be okay.

Sorry NEET I haven't seen it.

 >>/964645/
You are doing well NEET.

 >>/964652/
it's on tele at 7.30
a view to a kill is on at 8.30 on another channel. that's the one with christopher walking and that big amazon nigger woman

headache
too much cleaning and no alcohol or caffeine

 >>/964655/
Have a coffee liqueur.

 >>/964653/
Ty

 >>/964656/
I have to drive at 4am
cops will all be out doing their christmas grinch thing too

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 >>/964640/
Oh Shieet sorry been busy as fuck. 

Ok a mate was in your same situation asked me the same question. I got him this and he absolutely loves it. It’s the same brand as my valve phono I run my system. I can vouch for the brand and my mate can vouch for that exact same product. It double Nuro approved. You can run your computer or phone through it with cables or Bluetooth. Just get it and make sure the option with power supply brick. 
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005679806256.html

 >>/964660/
they spelled duck wrong

 >>/964661/
Moderately well bantered.

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 >>/964607/
Trifle status?

none of you have tried the kfc trifle sundae yet

 >>/964631/
Based.

 >>/964660/
Based.

 >>/964665/
>  kfc trifle sundae
layers of chocolate mousse, bbq sauce, coleslaw and popcorn chicken

 >>/964668/
Good for the arse.

just did a sneeze that sent massive pain across my chest and back and down my arms
seeing twinkling lights

 >>/964670/
> seeing twinkling lights
As long as you don't see any twinks, you'll be fine.

 >>/964670/
Goodbye.

 >>/964670/
Google says it is probably muscular. Everything is fine.

I just want Cruisey to tuck me in after his shift.

 >>/964678/
He will be way too tired. You should be tucking him in.

 >>/964679/
I bet he hasn't even washed his face.

 >>/964679/
Could he at least tell me about his tug in a dark room?

 >>/964681/
He will re-enact it with you.

 >>/964682/
😊

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Weber.

 >>/964684/
Hot! 
He's lucky to have (You)!

> neet spends all his day pooing

 >>/964686/
Showing us his scandalis knees

 >>/964684/
Wide stance.

 >>/964688/
He's got a lot to push out.

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im gay

 >>/964689/
kek

 >>/964690/
There is no shame anymore

 >>/964690/
Hello

 >>/964690/
 >>/964692/
The stigma is gone.

 >>/964684/
cheap and nasty toilet paper

 >>/964695/
Toilet paper is a meme, just use a plastic bag and fling it into the river

 >>/964695/
My exact body type.

 >>/964684/
imagine the .....

 >>/964685/
 >>/964688/
 >>/964695/
> no buro airmatress jokes

good on you all we are maturing as a board t. nuro

got a nice chrissy party to go in the estate next door, bout to hop in the shower and put on a nice shirt, will br bring champagne and a few extra wine glasses

end cumnunicato

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 >>/964664/
That's kinda trifle
'cause that's a knife, ho
AK-47, Assault Rifle

 >>/964698/
Based.

 >>/964699/
Good rhymes.

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 >>/964701/

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Cruisey I wanna go there tomorrow

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TIL that Christa McAuliffe, the teacher who died in the Challenger explosion, wasn't the first-choice person NASA wanted to put in that seat. 
Their first choice was Big Bird.
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/nasa-confirms-talks-fly-big-bird-doomed-shuttle-challenger-n353521

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Good night.

 >>/964703/
You'll have to make do with kfc neet.

 >>/964705/
Night fella.

 >>/964638/
Nuro do you have any suggestions for friendless neets who want to do something on christmas eve or new years eve

 >>/964705/
Good night Pidge. xx

 >>/964708/
Dab duck fat behind your ears and walk back and forth past Weber's place.

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Girl to chud to chud ratio is extemlely favourable, Talked to 5 random women so far. Drinking vodka from the distillery next door. Winning.

 >>/964711/
Enjoy your night.

Got four heinys and some sweet chilli & sour cream red rocks. Will order some dominos a bit later.

 >>/964713/
Grab me a garlic bred please.

 >>/964711/
Have a good time Based One.

 >>/964714/
is cheesy garlic bread okay?
I'll get a supreme on traditional base, you can have 2-3 slices.

 >>/964716/
Get me the Hawaiian please. Extra mozz.

 >>/964717/
ok but what base?

 >>/964718/
Thick base. We used to call it pan.

 >>/964711/
Bang da drums

Me out the back on the bongos.

 >>/964719/
thick like your bussy cheeks

 >>/964722/
Extra cottage cheese.

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 >>/964711/
No goth babes? I'd head out from that party.

I've heard gothdom has gone into decline since the 2000s

need to sleep, but not tired enough

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Hope nuro meets a wonderful goth slampig.

Still on the wage. Ethnic wants to meet up afterwards. Insatiable.

 >>/964728/
> Still on the wage.
Fuck. Gay. 
> Ethnic wants to meet up afterwards. Insatiable.
Nice. get some ethnussy

 >>/964727/
 >>/964727/
> goth
> slampig
sorry bro not worth
- t not nuro

The dungeons and dragons film was a bit silly

 >>/964731/
Is that the one where he goes supposedly crazy and magically casts fireball impossibly near the end?

 >>/964660/
Thanks mate

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Frozen spinach canneloni again.

 >>/964734/
Looks fine. Nice glass tray.

Monk Cloudflare needs you!

 >>/964734/
Wonderful.

> Monitoring - A fix has been implemented and we are monitoring the results
Well done Monk

 >>/964734/
Looks like big effort. Good job

Drinking chicory. Rare it happens. I'm a tea-man meself. It's all right. A bit of sugar and lotsa milk. Probably would be better as milk coffee what I drink when I was a kid. Perhaps with skim too to add some body to it. It tastes quite dry and kinda sour, and leaves a squeaky feeling in the mouth.
Isn't bad, but have to figure out how to make it so it's actually enjoyable.

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I spent all my money gorging on mcdonalds and I was still hungry so I started eating the left over food on the tables but it wasn't enough, I saw a lady eating a quarter pounder and I ripped it out of her hands and scoffed it down as quick as I could.
I stole her son's chips and moved onto a table with two chinese guys and got into a fight with them for their food, I managed to fight the two of them with one hand while I used the other hand to eat their nuggets. The manager came out and called the police so I quickly scooped up as much of the food that fell on the ground during the fighting and made a run for it.

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AI is getting too good
> Jeffrey Epstein poses with filmmaker Woody Allen in this undated photo released Dec. 18 by the House Oversight Committee.
> House Oversight Committee via Jeffrey Epstein Estate
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/12/18/more-epstein-photos-released-showing-bill-gates-woody-allen-and-more/

 >>/964741/
Well done NEET.

morning bros

 >>/964741/
Saved many from heart diseases there.

Slept well. The day ahead is going to be full of self control and self improvement.

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I gave the amazon Fallout show a shot, but it has so many niggers and weird afro mystery meats, I just can't take it.

Might load up my phone's playlist with some 80s power ballads.

Drank last night and it was fun. Now i’m shit. I’m not very smart and I don’t learn.

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 >>/964732/
no
want to stick my dick in this tiefling druid though

 >>/964751/
> IKTF

thinking about possum's neeps

 >>/964752/
tieflings are vile, dungeons and dragons should've stopped where it was with classes and races in the 90s

 >>/964755/
> innocent
> jew
Nice joke

 >>/964650/
Its good, surprisingly fun and old school white people cgi

 >>/964759/
half the party were muds?

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Chickpeas with tomatoes and spices and sardines for breakfast. The diet wagon is rolling, but it's gonna be a long journey. Strap in.

> tfw thinking about that NEET's annual clean up and showing off his new certificate

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VEKURyM0DyU

Shaking and sweating. Not feeling good.

 >>/964768/
Make yourself aspirin neet.

 >>/964768/
Splash some cold water on your face and have a rest.

 >>/964749/
I didn't know the new season was out. I will give it a watch.

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 >>/964770/
Need to eat. Havent for 2+ days, except some chips and a couple bites of a terrible burger last night. Just had a small choof, because yesterday was the first 24hr block, probably this year, where I didn't have a cone. Vomitted spicy bile. Hot green curry mucus. Burger and chips werent there. The hot flushes are kind of nice. Slow my breathing under the blanket, then feel all the goosebumps. ¿Are goosebumps and goosepimples the same thing? Then the sweats come on. I was probably detoxing, and now ruined it. Didnt have a mint for a few hours. Ruined that too. Tried to force a wank but couldnt get hard. Will try to eat soon.

 >>/964771/
I kept falling asleep in the first season, until I gave up. The cowboy ghoul story was good.

 >>/964772/
You  need to eat something healthy. Something with vegetables.

 >>/964772/
You need a solid feed and a quality tug.

 >>/964774/
I'm thinking bread. No butter, I dont want oil.

 >>/964775/
Need to get milked by an arrogant chinese gilf in platforms. Giving me snarky smiles when we make eye contact and huffing when I grab her arse. I want to know that she hates it when I fart and try to play it off jovially but she still refuses to even look at me. Ask if she's from Hunan, and she just says China.

 >>/964777/ (checked)
A very specific fantasy.

 >>/964778/
I want to smell prawn chips and hear a middle aged chinese man down the abusing a fob teen skank who got told she was doing hair and beauty, but then got here and has to be a whore. Temu humidifier mist at the door. Some lady in an apron eating.

 >>/964772/
You don't have to be hard to wank

 >>/964777/
Good luck Wizzy.

 >>/964771/
I think I was watching the first one.

 >>/964780/
You're a fucking animal. Imagine the noise.

 >>/964784/
It just sounds like there is a bee trying to get out the window.

> tfw no reason to get out of bed

 >>/964787/
Especially if you have that sign above you.

I want to get one of those thick blunt knives to spread butter on my bread. Like a belzona trowel but for butter.

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dun wanna do anything today

 >>/964789/
Treat yourself for Christmas and acquire one!

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 >>/964789/
Have you tried the butter knives that have holes in them to get small strands of butter? I have not.

 >>/964790/
Finally you have set yourself an achievable goal.

 >>/964792/
I have seen them. Maybe that is what I need.
My problem is I forget to leave the butter out of the fridge so when I go to spread it it is too hard and rips the bread.

Tiffin would know how to manage this issue. You can't leave the butter out all the time it is too hot.

 >>/964792/
Thats peasant shit you are supposed to eat the whole block of butter.
They instill this austerity mindset into people but I remember the old days eating a tub of butter for lunch at school.

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Hey NEETs, I am engaging in nefarious pursuits again.
It was not fun putting the tent up with a sore chest but I got there in the end.
Trying out the led lights this time.

 >>/964794/
Put the butter between your bum cheeks for a bit to soften it up.
Sometimes the butter turns into nutella

 >>/964796/
Good luck NEET. I am not sure it is wise to do in a rental house.

 >>/964798/
It's not my house I've done a deal to use a room at a mates place.

 >>/964799/
That is good news. Make sure there is no trail leading to you if he gets busted. No text messages.

 >>/964794/
> Tiffin 
He's gone neet, it's time to move on.

 >>/964801/
On a day trip?

 >>/964795/
This is the way.

 >>/964801/
I will never move on. He is a good NEET. He will be back.

 >>/964797/
Always a good precaution before neet meetings on thursday nights

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The Sloppa Drive Through line at Dolands was extra long. Chips upon returning home were cool. McCrispy now has too much batter and less Chicken. Meow.

Dropped Sweaty at the kennel. Went to Bunnings. Old Moo wanted Subway for lonch. Drinking cider now.

 >>/964801/
He died at Bondi getting his menorah polished.

 >>/964807/
You should have kept on driving when you saw that line. Addiction has warped your judgement. The sloppa has corrupted you.

 >>/964723/
yummy >>/964807/
>  McCrispy now has too much batter and less Chicken
My exact thoughts, A HJS grilled chicken burger or a kf zinger is far superior.

 >>/964808/
Give old Moo a pat for me please.

 >>/964811/
>  kf zinger
these are shite now unless you get the stacker

Slop connoisseurs here.

 >>/964813/
I don't agree. when the bun is fresh, lots of mayo and a nice big zinger fillet its perfect.

 >>/964766/
I ended up replacing the window locks on 5 windows Bill had rendered insecure, and cleaned the bathroom, laundry, toilet, and Moo's bedroom. Living and dining room still look like a bomb has gone off. I'll do them tomorrow when I get back.

 >>/964810/
My arse needs it!

 >>/964811/
I should try next.

 >>/964815/
I got a zinger ones and the bastard put a chicken wing in the burger instead of a pattie

 >>/964830/
lol niggered

 >>/964830/
I hope you made a complaint. Don't let them get away with it.

 >>/964832/
choking hazard too
better call saul

 >>/964830/
That would've stumped me

I am watching Jacques Pépin cooking videos.
I like his personality, very comfy. His food doesn't appeal to me much but.

 >>/964835/
He has the odd good dish or technique.
He turned 90 the other day

 >>/964836/
> the odd good dish
I have heard the NEETs described that way.

 >>/964837/
> the odds are good but the goods are odd
Professor Sally Rice to the UniSA girl computer science students during orientation week 1998, when mentioning dating

 >>/964838/
> girl computer science students
How many were there?

 >>/964839/
probably about 15 regulars that i noticed

 >>/964840/
Did they go on to have successful IT careers?

 >>/964816/
Good progress.

 >>/964841/
haven't encountered one since

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 >>/964838/
Everyone dressed like this back then

 >>/964842/
I got a scraper, a spray can of sugar soap, and an old fashioned scrubbing brush at Bunnings. I still need to scrub some dried stuff off the tiles in the toilet and laundry. Not sure what it is. Piss mixed with dirt or something.

 >>/964844/
I can assure you nobody did.

 >>/964845/
I've still got those barnacles I need scrubbed off my hull. Wear the hazard suit.

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What an age we are living in.

 >>/964845/
You should order a frame for your certificate. If she notices any stains, bring out the certificate to show her.

 >>/964848/
lel get some pajeet in trouble printing some swazzies at officeworks
just need  burner phone and one of those rechargeable post office debit cards

 >>/964845/
I never even thought of scrubbing it off myself. I just squirt some domestos on there and rinse it off 10 minutes later. I must be so bad at cleaning.

 >>/964850/
i literally clean the floors and toilet once a year
i don't even bother flushing when bill's visiting

 >>/964851/
> i don't even bother flushing when bill's visiting
You are Water Wise.

 >>/964852/
it is, but it also produces some mad staining

 >>/964848/
Cruisey I want to order some of those 500g bags of chips and timtam packs from officeworks.

 >>/964851/
I piss on the lawn and poo in a big black garbage bag, when the bag gets full I bury it in the backyard.

 >>/964854/
And one of those 1kg bags of chocolate freckles.

 >>/964849/
> rechargeable post office debit cards
They'll have you on CCTV buying it.

 >>/964855/
I peed on the front lawn twice overnight and once again this morning because I'd cleaned the toilet. Like not even up against the front fence, but on the front porch where anybody in the street could see.

 >>/964855/
The poo bag doesn't need to be buried you can just throw it over the fence into the neighbour's yard.

 >>/964857/
That's where you give some lizbef bum $20 to purchase it for you.

 >>/964858/
The smell of urine in front of the house must surely be worse than anything which would have been done using the toilet.

 >>/964858/
You are marking your territory like the chad alpha neet you are. If anyone comes along and complains about it pee on them too.

 >>/964861/
The hot weather enriches the smell

Wrote an app on my phone that scans for low energy bluetooth devices. Was walking around the park last night, surprised at how many I was picking up even though bluetooth only has a range of 10m. There must be electronic devices in the park for some reason.

 >>/964854/
At Internode when reception was doing stationery orders they would stupidly just accept product codes instead of descriptions, so sometimes we would order gigantic bags of skittles and stuff.

 >>/964864/
Most of the pidges are electronic. Robots.

 >>/964854/
 >>/964856/
Hopefully he comes soon.

 >>/964865/
The hatches to the secret tunnel system are unlocked through bluetooth. That's a dangerous park and you shouldn't go back there.

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 >>/964866/
Cyberpidges, sent back in time by a rogue AI to terminate helen and stop her from becoming the leader of the neet resistance.

 >>/964869/
can't even shotgun them now thanks to a bunch of imported smites unable to settle their differences

old moo has been summoned next door for their annual exchanging of xmas gifts

she'll probably get lost

 >>/964871/
You should go with her.

 >>/964830/
Well boned.

 >>/964873/
in my jamies and in my cups

she brought back 18 eggs and about 2 litres of honey, along with the neighbour woman
had to check bookworm was tucked in before I stood up to let them in

 >>/964876/
> check bookworm was tucked in
kek

 >>/964877/
Imagine his head poking out.

 >>/964878/
Two guests would arrive.

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Decided every few days I'm going to drive somewhere I've never been before and go for a walk. Adventure neet.

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 >>/964879/
I would give it a little pat

 >>/964881/
You totally should, NOOT. A drive to somewhere with a bakery and a waddle is always good.

 >>/964882/
I heard it bites and also drools a bit.

 >>/964881/
Sounds good.

 >>/964880/
lol ffs

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 >>/964882/
Like this?

This tranny has more body hair than he has hair

 >>/964906/
Just walk out and don't pay her.

 >>/964906/
There is no shame anymore.

On the mint choc chip icecream

 >>/964910/
Small serving for me please.

cooking two (2) dr oonga's pixxas for dinner

 >>/964913/
Good toppings?

 >>/964913/
Half of one was the appropriate serving size. Cut before cooking and place the unused half back in the freexer.

 >>/964914/
dirty rotten ham and pineapple and a 'mozaella', which appears to be mozarrella, cherry tomatos, and pesto

 >>/964916/
Yummo. You could add extra toppings to boost them up next time.

Cbf cooking. Time for burger and battered sav

 >>/964919/
Get me a Mrs John Wayne please.

had a slice of baked cheesecake after those pixxas

 >>/964921/
What's that?

 >>/964923/
Its just like the John Wayne burger but with chicken instead of beef.

 >>/964881/
Good decision.
Don't forget to bring water and shades with you in that heat.

 >>/964796/
Is that the office sauna?

Found a really good youtube series on conplex PTSD and shame. It’s by Tim Fletcher

Is HP on tonight?

 >>/964928/
Not really. I could throw in Blackadder Season 4 I have it uploaded. But I still have bunch of stuff to do. Perhaps in an hour we could watch the first two episodes.

 >>/964929/
I am fine but thank you for offering.

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 >>/964922/
A balanced diet means everything in proportion neet. After those two pidsers you need to have the whole cheesecake.

 >>/964926/
I hope he has good ventilation, that room will get moldy.

 >>/964930/
So no Blackadder today?

 >>/964934/
Schedule in a few episodes for tomorrow and I will come.

lol
> Jake Paul has been rushed to hospital after appearing to suffer a serious facial injury during his brutal knockout defeat at the hands of Anthony Joshua on Saturday.
https://www.news.com.au/sport/boxing/jake-paul-vs-anthony-joshua-boxing-fight-live-updates/live-coverage/7c8a37ba51fcd135785675058a7fbcc0

 >>/964935/
All right.

 >>/964927/
I will give it a look.

Gone bed

 >>/964939/
Well tucked?

 >>/964939/
Good night.

 >>/964932/
Weird looking pizza.

 >>/964942/
kek

I wish I had more shame. Where most people have shame I just seem to have a second laziness gland.

 >>/964944/
Do you have to milk it regularly?

 >>/964944/
When the shame goes so deep it settles on your very bones you can sometimes think it is not there. The way a fish doesn't notice the water.

 >>/964946/
Do you have to drink more milk to strengthen your bones?

 >>/964945/
I do but like washing my penis I'm just too lazy.

 >>/964948/
You should get into washing it. There are many different washing speeds.

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 >>/964949/
He's going to need a good brush to get rid of all the dried crusty bits.

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Cruisey I wanna play this minus the sad part

 >>/964952/
Site exists but I can't see pigeon mod.

 >>/964923/
Winner of the cost/satisfaction scale.

 >>/964952/
This is why Tiffin no longer posts here (he is busy cuting spars to make into spears)

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High speed poo

> Bon voyage! Interstellar comet 3l/ATLAS safely passes Earth and is now whizzing towards Jupiter
Godspeed Nuro.

 >>/964956/
Looks like fun.

 >>/964957/
Woe. Was looking forward to the crescendo. Yet another act.

Been sweating profusely all day. Blanket stinks and shirt ruined.

 >>/964957/
Thanks Nuro.

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Good night.

 >>/964957/
Disappointing.

 >>/964962/
Night fella.
Those are wild pidges living nearby or he keeps them?

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GM MONGS

 >>/964964/
Me on the left sitting down.

 >>/964960/
See a doctor.

 >>/964962/
Good night Pidge. xx

Haven't purchased any christmas presents for anyone.

 >>/964968/
Sometimes a smile and a hug is enough. Cook something perhaps.

 >>/964968/
You should spend all your money on yourself neet. You deserve it.

 >>/964969/
And sometimes you need a tug.

Have we had a nuro post yet today? Did he score with a fat goth slampig last night?

 >>/964969/
Have you purchased any?

I've hung with 'friends" twice this year. Can feel myself going retarded from the social isolation.

 >>/964973/
No. Little Jesus brings the presents on Christmas.

 >>/964975/
based

really craving a supreme pidser

 >>/964977/
Grab me a pepperoni please.

Might become a door-to-door salesman selling canopic jars.

 >>/964972/
I bet he pulled the prettiest bird at the party. Possibly two at once.

can't sleep, fuck my life

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Nuro has been out being naughty. Not getting any presents this year.

deliberately any posting low quality footage to avoid any constabulary, but you can tell from the audio this was a real rippa

end comunicato

 >>/964982/
Based.

 >>/964982/
With all those fart sounds and such a sluggish pace, you might as well just get an electric car, Nuro.

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 >>/964982/
Jesus Christ everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road! How they don't crash all the time??!!

I just learned that I shouldn't have been putting the UHT milk cartons in the yellow recycling bin. They go in General waste.

I think I am going to give up on recycling entirely now. Not even put the yellow bin out. Fuck em.

Yeah. 1 part chicory 2 part milk is pretty pleasant. This is the way to do it.

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 >>/964988/
If want the good stuff, buy some black tea or green tea, grind it up in a coffee grinder until it's finer but not dust, and brew it using a drip coffee maker. You can also grind additional spices or dried fruits into the mix for flavor.

 >>/964982/
Based.

Clogging.

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Is this a sneak peak of The Musical?

 >>/964974/
Think I did twice too. 5 and 9 March.

 >>/964991/
Please tell us when the smell reaches her.

 >>/964987/
It's easier just to burn everything.

 >>/964995/
I don't like this new sub-identity IGA

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 >>/964998/

went for a walk
just made it back before the thunda dunda

 >>/965000/
The quick NEET beats the thunda dunda

Cancelled all of todays wage, and etho rendevous
She had to comment that she was waiting for dick. I told her I have pluracy from drowning in her cunt.

 >>/965002/
> pluralcy 
how many elements of this drowning are there? 

or do you mean pleurisy? Its probably some kind of antibiotic resistant bangladeshi V.D. or tuberculosis

You should get that checked out, that whore might have a notifiable disease.

 >>/965002/
Please notify us first for the Baby shower.

i met a strange Nuro, he made me nervous but he took me in and gave me breakfast, once.

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 >>/965005/
> gave me breakfast, once.

So. The fellas are up to watch some Blackadder today? I'm gonna try to be on time.

 >>/965007/
Sure why not. I will see (You) @ 7:00 PM AEDT.

 >>/965008/
All right. All are welcomed.
Night.

It's falling out of me.

 >>/965009/
GN.