/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1030855/
cancer

 >>/1030855/
hmmmm

 >>/1030856/
booobs

 >>/1030858/
She will have trouble finding a looksmatch

Bought a shaped mat to go around the base of my toilet, because I keep getting urine on the floor or on my legs. I'm in my 40s and haven't yet learnt how to properly piss in the toilet. I deserved my dsp unlike the rest of you fakers.

 >>/1030860/
Disability ?
Piss pants and floor is more like ability

 >>/1030860/
You'll have to wash it occasionally.

Had a nap after the meat made me sleepy. Bright eyed and bushy tailed now, will do some cardio and weights.

 >>/1030860/
Motherbat puts down a puppy toilet training mat when I visit.

 >>/1030862/
How did that interview go?

She has also noticed my piss mould problem since I started pissing sugar.

> pissing sugar
Rip

 >>/1030868/
some diabetes medicine redirects it the same way apparently

 >>/1030860/
the penis is notoriously defective and hasn't evolved for the modern toilet or even urinal. it sprays piss in bizarre angles and can't really be controlled, esecially on binge

 >>/1030870/
especially when you run into the toilet busting for a piss and it's all twisted up somehow and untwists as you're spraying

 >>/1030866/
Pretty good 
I get free psychological therapy now

I'd feel like an idiot going to Dominos just for a garlic bread.

 >>/1030873/
you are just a cashed up neet who can treat himself to such extravagances. There is no shame anymore.

 >>/1030873/
> a
I think you mean 12

 >>/1030874/
lol

Nuro:
Do you have four (4) old bicycle wheels I can have, 20 to 26" will do as long as they're all the same size. Not skinny road racing ones, ones like a BMX or MTB would use. Thanks.

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GDAY NEETs 

perfect day, just dodged some cops in some motorised golf cart, heaps of whales out. Winning 🏆

 >>/1030878/
Based and Winning. Stay gold Nuro. Love ya m8.

Big truck in my yard.

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 >>/1030879/
Stumers looks so good when there are not  pieces of shit innit.

Real nuro is probably out on the waves on his amphibious ebike, racing with the whales, while a classic 80s rock anthem plays.

 >>/1030880/
Cleaning out the septic?

 >>/1030882/
Sure as fuck isn't answering my question.

 >>/1030880/
Back it up. Bring the milkshake.

Missed a bus because poo poo wee wee. FML.

 >>/1030886/
Real headcases do that ON the bus

 >>/1030884/
That was a statement not a question.

Why do restaurants call the uneaten meal taken away in a container 
a doggy bag ?

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Meanwhile, at Basedville.

 >>/1030889/
More polite than faggy twat sack I guess

 >>/1030889/
> A "doggy bag" is named so because diners originally asked for leftover restaurant food under the polite pretense of taking scraps home to feed their pet dog

 >>/1030890/
I bet you've given more than a few lucky ladies "the shocker".

 >>/1030890/
Lovely. Are you looking to buy one of those houses?

 >>/1030881/
Nice.

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 >>/1030883/
 >>/1030885/
Got a big box of KFC, going for the record.

 >>/1030890/
Very nice.

 >>/1030896/
IGA can live in the box when you're done.

 >>/1030898/
I also need a homeless neet box

 >>/1030899/
You can have the box once he's in it.

 >>/1030900/
That would be convenient as I want to start collecting neets

 >>/1030899/
You should ask Webby to make you one.

 >>/1030896/
Me on the left next to the steps.

 >>/1030902/
I have enough unfinished shit around here.

 >>/1030877/
got 4x 20" front rims for $38 each, so ignore this
chink shit no doubt, but it'll do

 >>/1030903/
You have nice wings.