/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1020233/
Being fruit you can have as many of them as you want.

> Hi NEET
> Sorry for the delay, attached is your quote and drawing.
> I did tweak the layout a little to get a larger and better use of the wall with the bath gone but I have put in the extras incase you wanted to leave it.
> If you need anything else just let me know

> Regards Mong

 >>/1020239/
Big quote?

 >>/1020229/
Finally off that torture ride. It's literally cooler outside under the sun.

 >>/1020217/
I went with Coke Zero, cigarettes and a bottle of vodka.

My arse keeps teasing me. It acts like I'm about to shit myself but then it is just a big fart.

 >>/1020227/
webby should stop wasting time with computers and become a full time tradie, since it's obvious he knows far more than bill about everything construction related, and the market is booming

 >>/1020243/
You want to shit yourself?

Third shit done. God awful clean-up. I went to wipe and more or less fisted myself.

 >>/1020245/
No, the issue is that I race to the dunny and then just fart.

 >>/1020244/
I take umbrage at the sarcasm.

 >>/1020243/
You are full of gas

 >>/1020246/
> more or less fisted myself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zgXkzxZfOw

garn iga, maybe get some ice cream, would you neets like anything?

 >>/1020247/
Try racing to one at about 3am, a hundred metres away and you're clenching your arse cheeks for dear life.

Johnny Young dieded.

 >>/1020251/
Packet of fairy floss please.

Had nothing else to do, so went back to the hospital and she hasn’t even started the procedure yet.

 >>/1020256/
Fug, it's a long day for her.

 >>/1020257/
it takes like 15-20 minutes

Early afternoon seems to be peak neet time for me, after I've had my lunch time nap.

All these gun games are making me hsrd. Feel like finding an actual gun club and doing some clay shooting.

 >>/1020240/
It's a full reno so yeah it's very expensive.

 >>/1020260/
You should try some paintball, all the running around will help make you fit

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Ok neets, let's have another adventure! We're going to find Atlantis.
> You are an underwater explorer. You are leaving to explore the deepest oceans. You must find the lost city of Atlantis. This is your most challenging assignment.
It is morning and the sun pushes up on the horizon. The sea is calm. You climb into the narrow pilot's compartment of the underwater vessel Seeker with your special gear. The crew of the research vessel Moray screws down the hatch clamps. Now begins the plunge into the depths of the ocean. The Seeker crew begins lowering by a strong, but thin cable. Within minutes, you are so deep in the ocean that little light filters down to you. The silence is eerie as the Seeker slips deeper and deeper. You peer out the thick glass porthole and see fish drifting past, sometimes stopping to look at you an intruder from another world.

 >>/1020263/
Get in a home made sub built from
Carbon fibre and an Xbox controller

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Now the cable attaching you to Maray is extended almost to its limit. You have come to rest on a ledge near the canyon in the ocean floor that supposedly leads to the lost city of Atlantis.  You have a special sea suit that will protect you from the intense pressure of the deep if you choose to walk about on the sea bottom. You can cut loose from the cable if you wish because the Seeker is self-propelled. You are now in another world.
> // you decide to explore the ledge
where the Seeker has come to rest,
turn to page 6.
> // you decide to cut loose from
the Maray and dive with the Seeker
into the canyon in the ocean floor,
turn to page 5.

Do we want to explore the canyon ledge, or dive down into the undersea canyon itself?

 >>/1020264/
kek

 >>/1020265/
> or dive down into the undersea canyon itself?
One NEET has already done enough diving into dark hidden passages for today.

 >>/1020265/
kill jester

 >>/1020265/
Sounds dangerous, might just stay at home.

On yet another bus, in search of Hangry Jacks.

 >>/1020269/
> might just stay at home
We could eat chocolate there too.

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 >>/1020270/
one double angus with bacon and cheese for me please, large coke for the drink

 >>/1020265/
Explore the ledge first please.

Cruisey this error on ChatGPT made me sad
> This content can’t be shown
> We’re especially careful with cybersecurity requests. If you’re a security professional, you may be able to apply for Trusted Access.

She’s having a cup of tea and I can take her home at 15:45PM in the afternoon.

 >>/1020275/
It is good that your afternoon is back on track and certain.

 >>/1020275/
 >>/1020276/
I also hope it is good news only.

 >>/1020274/
kek
Might be able to get claude pro on NDIS soon once (real)

If it's possible I'll get an API version and uncensor it

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 >>/1020265/
 >>/1020273/
Ok, we explore the ledge:
> Your sea suit will protect you from the intense pressures of the deep. It is a tight fit and takes you some time to put it on. Finally you slip from the airlock of the Seeker and stand on the ocean floor. It is a strange and marvelous world where your every move is slowed down. You begin to explore with your special hand-held searchlight.  You examine the ledge by the canyon.  
> Suddenly, a school of bright yellow angel fish dart by, almost brushing you. What made them move so fast? Are they being chased?
> Then you see it. The Seeker is in the grips of a huge sea monster. It is similar to a squid, but it is enormous. The Seeker is just a toy in its long, powerful tentacles. You seek shelter behind a rock formation. You know the spear gun you carry will be useless against this monster. It looks as though it will destroy the Seeker. Fish of all sizes huddle with you in an attempt to escape the monster.
> // you stay hidden close to the Seeker, turn to page 10.
> // If you try to escape in the hope that rescuers will see you turn to page 12.

So we've met a new friend in a giant squid. Do we hide behind the submarine or try and escape?

 >>/1020280/
Hide

 >>/1020280/
hide

I am back up from a three hour nap.

 >>/1020280/
Tell Cruisey about it

 >>/1020275/
Good to hear.

 >>/1020280/
Catch it, cut it up and deep fry it.