/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1004901/
Going to have to use a small font.

Might get possum <3 down the side of my penis

 >>/1004903/
kek

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Night.

 >>/1004907/
Night fella.

 >>/1004907/
night igay <3

Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral Nagybányai Horthy Miklós"...

 >>/1004910/
It's like the gay man who got injured.
He was a fruit, now he's a vetegable

 >>/1004912/
Julian assange's pro shitter

This one's good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AriwjiWyxsM

 >>/1004915/
Sounds 80s.

 >>/1004877/
Nice photos.

 >>/1004907/
Good night Pidge. xx

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 >>/1004915/
They are a good band. Pic related are what I have identified as their good songs.

I went to bed at 5pm and had a 6 hour nap.

You all failed me.

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How?

 >>/1004919/
Good selection. I missed an album or two of them I gotta catch up on but I'm slow to get into new albums.

tab closed. ill catch yous later

The screen on my battery clock radio is flickering.
Also my head torch which I haven't touched in days just turned on on its own.
I am spooked.

 >>/1004927/
Who you gonna call?

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Are the haunted appliances in the kitchen?

 >>/1004931/
Well bantered.

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I am in the planning phase of a 7am Woolies treats run.
Catalogue is being perused. List is being compiled.

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> So off base and paranoid

Ya naw, Shiban
I'm not IGAY or any other namefag from Ausneets or involved in whatever gayass drama happens here.
I am a QRB-Anon who occasionally stops by to say Hi with Pepe memes, but for some reason it didn't attach, signs with emojis sometimes, but how T'f would I know your that paranoid to think anyone using those is always some gayass namefag from this board.
I already emailed Zestykitten about this BS abuse of Admin power trip your on.
ZK can confirm I emailed them.
I'ma stay over in the cozy QRBunker, where we don't have these lame issues.
~~
o7 Anon

I dreamed I bumped into BoardNEET in the government cheese cave. He was drilling into the cheese cores and taking samples.

meh

 >>/1004938/
What are you up to NEET?

 >>/1004939/
waking up, got a solid 9 hours sleep so i should be ok, but i'm bleary if not tired

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 >>/1004940/
Good morning to you.

A comment on Grego's latest KFC video. I think it might have been Cruisey's dad:

> back in the 70s 3 of us drove 200km to KFC broken hill and my mate Malcolm bought a barrel of chicken 21 pieces and on the way back he ate the lot bones and all he was drunk as a skunk lol

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 >>/1004934/
You are truly a king among neets, providing for your people. I would like my customary family sized block for breakfast, of whatever chocolate is on special - black forest cadbury chocolate if they have it. A large bottle of coke in lieu of coffee. Some chips. French onion dip. Oh and bring me back a surprise - a swiss roll, or a cheesecake or such. You can have a slice too.

 >>/1004941/
GMN.

 >>/1004943/
The cadbury biscoff blocks are $4. I might get you one if I remember.

I have had my shower, all clean and fresh and ready for the treat run.

Might clean my car today. That ai has shamed me.

 >>/1004946/
Say hello from ausneets to the woman at the self serve checkouts for us please.

 >>/1004947/
Don't do it NEET. That's what I was doing yesterday when I had the hose splash catastrophe.

 >>/1004948/
They eye me suspiciously enough already!

Spider-Noir, what's the verdict?

I am not sure my jeans are going to fit for this treat run.
The legacy of the last treat run...

 >>/1004951/
I didn't get through the first episode. It didn't appeal to me yet. I would still like to finish the first time episode as my view may change.

 >>/1004953/
Keep us posted please NEET. I will rely on your judgement on the matter.

 >>/1004954/
If you like Nicolas Cage as Spider Man as Nicolas Cage you will enjoy it. It may be a while until I finish the first episode.

I just called myself a pig-faced currycel. The pig-faced part is true enough, but the currycel accusation didn't really make sense.

 >>/1004956/
> Nicolas Cage
Is he good or bad? I can't tell.

I am back from the treat run. I just polished off the first treat, a pack of Smith's tomato sauce flavoured chips. 
They were very good. I had not had them before. It says they're a limited edition. They were on special $2 a pack, less than half price.