/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

How does he do it?

Did some mong just delete our thread?

 >>/1004745/
my bed is in front of my computer, I'm about to lie down and watch youtube videos to help me fall asleep

comfy-apu jpg
(20.73 KB, 255x255)

Interestingly, ufc fighters often sleep 10 hours a day plus naps while at training camp undergoing intense training for an upcoming fight.

 >>/1004748/
I think we should go to bed and see what happens tomorrow.

2026-06-08-pidge-is-i... png
(8.4 KB, 535x78)

His pill is rolled under the bed or something.

How did I get here? Who are you people?

 >>/1004753/
Stop shit stirring tiffin

At least we dont have to get epilepsy from that stale jank pepe. I like this one way better.

I have unmodded tiffin who was deleting quite a lot of spam.
Also today someone said the captcha was too hard so I made it easier even though everyone should be on the VIM list.
Feel free to send me an email if you want. We might need another mod anyway to delete the spam.

Package delivery restarts tomorrow.

All right.

Found a wicked deal on marketplace for 400$ maybe worth more than 1000$
3 screens, keyboard, mouse, a few of those smart home phones, a bar fridge, a microwave and a 14th gen intel dell PC.

 >>/1004761/
Must buy. You can never know what they are good for.

 >>/1004761/
That might be okay if you need those things and would use them.
A waste if you would just add it to the junk pile though. Think carefully.

🐸🧙🏻‍♂️

 >>/1004762/
Why did you ban him shibs? He might be innocent. Maybe not?

 >>/1004766/
He is not. I left the post up on purpose, this guy whom Tiffin mistook Pidge with.

 >>/1004767/
Oh fuck this retarded nonsense man. The NEETs can be so dramatic. GN shibs.

 >>/1004768/
Well, good night.
However - because there's always one however.
Some of what he was saying makes more sense now. UA is not a unqiue identifier but based on the combination of device/OS/browser. Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
So Tiffo said only IGA uses emojis and here they are  >>/1004764/ , but Pidge too, except only specific ones.
I think Tiffo saw the gif as OP image and made it furious for he is autistic it wasn't seizure inducing tho, we slow down every animated image anyway for the very reason and he made a thread but he failed to make a normal one with link to the old like a mong, and started to recreate posts because he is a mong.
He is deleting IGA posts for some time now, quite a lot you said so, and I bet he take good look at the available info. Except there are details that seemingly match with other posters.
I don't think he likes Pidge much, and he has a bias to think he is IGA, it's easy for him to believe, so he doesn't question his conclusion.
I took it bad when he deleted the thread I made (twice), for the bs reason of "generally we use fresh pepes for new threads". Because ofc he had to delete, he seems to have some kind of OCD towards stuff and ofc he's an autist.

 >>/1004769/
Kek. I didn't know you made threads on this board.

 >>/1004770/
I posted screenshots of them. I thought you've seen them on bb.
I made them for the purpose to have a thread that recognizably not made by IGA and so we can move on.
I'm trying to figure out why happened what happened today.

 >>/1004771/
The whole igay character made tiffo's autism borderline schizophrenic because he became too certain of an uncertainty, which I warned him of. We were slowly working towards a method to get rid of igay and better moderate AusNEETs but it's difficult to do whilst also keeping true anonymity of the NEETs. I think I've said it before, I don't want to know the true identities of the other NEETs so a part of the tradition / game would be ruined for me by exploiting that.
Also it's too much work and I'd rather odilli just implement the new features I'd spend hours vibe coding.
I could come up with more features but it takes effort to maintain the balance between anonymity and moderation.

 >>/1004772/
In theory only the too offending posts should be removed, and not posts made by particular user. I do understand getting back at IGA and wanting him gone but that's impossible.
Ovaltine also doesn't have unlimited time, for recent quick updates ML was leveraged but this isn't unlimited resource either.
I also do coding and do use LLM in a way, but I don't vibecode and I try to find solutions to help myself facing more generic issues than the needs of one board. And for more pressing matters too.
So if you don't make your own tools, noone will. I make mine because noone will.
One solution would be adding Tiffo back to the roster. I'm just not sure how to make him understand to hold his horses, he's too hostile.

the board has no real rules and no real problems.

 >>/1004774/
That's why it's funny. I'll catch yous later

i thought all the names you lads have, pidge, tiffo, weber, possum, iga, nuro, shibs etc. were just meme characters for the purpose of banter. didn't realise they were actual posters

 >>/1004776/
They're mini personas. Some of them belong to one guy or whatnot.

 >>/1004776/
Mine is an actual registered username for I needed something so I can moderate. I don't like it much people are referring to me with it, since I just consider it as a tool, and this way they create a persona around the name instead.

 >>/1004769/
> Check the old thread for Pidge's and compare.
I use two devices (mobile, computer) both in private browsing/incognito mode and those change regularly. I only have ever spammed at the start of threads posting the same repetitive messages that I have been doing for hundreds of not thousands of threads. And my garbage TikToks in burst of no more than three posts. 

My IP stays fairly consistent. It was the same pretty much the entire last thread except for the last <150 posts. Not sure why my IP keeps changing as I have resolved my virtualisation and network issues that I posted about. I will keep posting as the show will never cease.

snaptik_76... mp4
(5.5 MB, 1080x1920 hevc)

Is this AI?

snaptik_76... mp4
(14.95 MB, 1080x1920 hevc)

Time for my walk.

 >>/1004781/
I can tell which posts are yours. And I thought among yourselves can tell each other apart.

 >>/1004782/
Hope not.

 >>/1004783/
> for a brief period
Until you reach the exit.

 >>/1004784/
Looks like a good self-offense weapon.

 >>/1004785/
> I can tell which posts are yours
❤️

It's falling out of me.

 >>/1004781/
> I will keep posting as the show will never cease.
That is good to hear. I would miss you. xx

 >>/1004784/
> Time for my walk
I hope you rugged up. It is very chilly out there.

Good morning NEETs.
I avoided napping yesterday (thank you for your help) but unfortunately I only got about 6 hours of sleep so I may still be vulnerable to naps today.
It is not over yet.

Another episode of Rick and Morty is out. Downloading now.

I am going to buy some Lactobacillus reuteri gut bacteria supplements.
This might be what fixes me finally. Body and soul.

 >>/1004790/
I had a coat on a jumper that is like a coat with fake fur. It wasn't too bad today.

 >>/1004791/
GMN. Hopefully one of the NEETs with scream today and it'll wake you up.

 >>/1004792/
Thank you.

 >>/1004793/
It will NEET.

 >>/1004794/
> like a coat with fake fur
Sounds stylish and absolutely stunning NEET.

 >>/1004798/
I actually was strutting while listening to my tunes. Very on point.

neetpepe jpg
(81.62 KB, 1097x1055)

 >>/1004799/
Magnificent.

> test

 >>/1004801/
✅

> test

 >>/1004803/
❓

pepe music 2 gif
(2.59 MB, 800x450)

 >>/1004799/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c doesn't get better than this for a strutting song

 >>/1004792/
For an episode in the latest season it is on par with episodes in the first two seasons. I missed those episodes and I liked gooner Rick more.

 >>/1004806/
Mysterious seizure PEPE returns!

 >>/1004784/
"good good good"
Just like magic.

 >>/1004791/
You did well neet, keep trying.

 >>/1004794/
You should have put on your Possum cloak.

He needed his possum fur codpiece.

> https://www.admin.ch/en/sustainability-initiative
The swiss are going to vote to cap their country's population at 10 million.

 >>/1004812/
My possum codpiece has a little possum face on it, made from a real possum of course. Sometimes I wiggle it and use it to talk to people like a ventriloquists dummy.

 >>/1004809/
Good quality for (You)!

 >>/1004812/
Hot!

 >>/1004814/
 >>/1004816/

The possum fur loincloth with G-string rear.
It brings all the NEETs to the yard.

 >>/1004818/
To the rear yard?

My new K-Mart trackies have shed so much fluff that everything else they were in the washing machine with is covered in the nasty stuff.

my rear yard needs some cleaning

 >>/1004823/
Get the pressure washer.

 >>/1004821/
Embrace the fluff.

 >>/1004818/
you need a bushy little tail, attached with a butt plug

> 1004820
> 1004822
I miss his work in deleting your cancer. I hope isn't hasn't left a hole in your heart either. 

I am happy for him to be a mod again (my view, please feel free to ignore) and to look at my posts ONLY. It was quite wholesome that he was keeping an eye on me. It reminds me

https://youtube.com/watch?v=57SY462Afe0

 >>/1004826/
> a butt plug
It would just fall out of me. Completely slack.

 >>/1004821/
Get the pressure washer

I had a hose connector washer blow out. Water spraying everywhere. Soaked when I went to turn the tap off. Couldn't approach without a drenching. 360 degree spray.

Stinging nettles got me again.

wanna play some vidya

 >>/1004832/
Play some vidya NEET. Go for it. You've earned it.

 >>/1004831/
> Stinging nettles
You need to dig them all out.

 >>/1004834/
they are a superfood apparently

 >>/1004831/
Me everytime at the toilet.

78791c2dc1efed88b3c10... png
(88.88 KB, 321x260)

keep doing the dumbest things possible. I pigged out at lunch, ate too much so my energy levels dropped. Then I went and bought some chocolate and melted it, ate it, feeling even worse now. Next I'm going to lie down on my bed and watch youtube, which I know never helps, but i just feel so fucked up from too much food

WAKE UP JEFF

 >>/1004837/
You should plan for an afternoon walk

 >>/1004838/
Thank you. The nap urge has just come upon me.

neets are any of you experts on cheese? I want to buy some vintage gouda or edam, but coles and woolies rarely have it, and it's always small amounts and expensive and never on special. Where else does a man buy cheese?

 >>/1004841/
I do not like the fancy cheeses. It can be an expensive addiction.

 >>/1004842/
They are high in vitamin k2. Very healthy for you.

 >>/1004841/
I would assume a Deli should. The closer to a CBD / wanky areas the more likely you are to find success.

Proxmox work is done for the day. DNS queries are significantly faster and are now using Alpine Linux. I can retire the Raspberry Pi and find a new use for it now. Fun experience learning.

 >>/1004845/
Good work NEET. You did well.

had some salad, instantly feeling 10x better, I don't know why I'm so retarded about eating. Tomorrow morning when I wake up, first thing is gonna be a salad and berry smoothie

 >>/1004835/
Stinging nettle is low in carbs and no fat, and relatively high in proteins (but not whole protein), and dietary fibers. Not sure about vitamins and minerals. It can be considered as a leafy green vegetable. And can be cooked as such.
I heard about buckwheat being superfood. And others which I can't list from the top of my head for I rarely pay any mind to this, superfood is kindofa buzzword.

 >>/1004847/
You're right, it's better to eat. I've been meaning to start having protein shakes in the morning but idk how to make them

slavquest jpg
(259.94 KB, 991x1071)

 >>/1004821/
> trackies

 >>/1004850/
That is a good meme image.

the nice pixxer place is closed fml

 >>/1004852/
Don't get Domino's. You are better off with nothing.

I dunno if it is your mail, but let me know if you want it gone.

pizza-pidser gif
(242.46 KB, 498x338)

cruisey i want some pixxer

Getting goat curry instead. Hopefully taste good

lifeline2 png
(24.06 KB, 485x303)

Might pretend to be iranian and prank call netanyahu

snaptik_76... mp4
(1.72 MB, 1080x1920 hevc)

 >>/1004857/

 >>/1004857/
You better not.

snaptik_76... mp4
(4.14 MB, 720x1280 h264)

Cruisey I wanna big chip too

JEFF I HOPE YOU'RE AWAKE!

Sent (You) mail.

biggest-chip jpg
(74.85 KB, 800x533)

 >>/1004860/
They are way behind.

 >>/1004863/
That's pretty cool if real.

the goat curry was nice but had bones and ginger. gonna watch dick and farty and crack open a bear

Out of serviettes, Woe.

 >>/1004865/
Sounds lovely.

Might direct an exploitive straight-to-video sex comedy.

 >>/1004867/
Jamal made tender love to the goat personally before cooking it, for extra sweetness.

 >>/1004868/
Available to stream for next weekend?

 >>/1004866/
Use your tshirt.

 >>/1004869/
Delivered by Tanjeet?

unable to get the android app I was writing to read correctly from an sqlite database, very angry

rick and morty episode is a bit good

 >>/1004873/
big app?

 >>/1004873/
Writing android apps is a waste of time, especially since within months Google will mandate everyone to submit their apps for approval.

Stir fried a chicken breast, carcass in the pot, thighs marinating for biriyani, one breast left for wraps.

 >>/1004877/
Wowzer. That's pretty cool.

I think we broke tiffin last night. he'll be back right?

 >>/1004876/
Pajeets will have to side load their malware.

 >>/1004873/
Do a bunch of print statements. To show the variables correct, show if a connection was established and the outcome of the connection.

 >>/1004877/
Based.

 >>/1004878/
Thank you.

 >>/1004880/
He's probably out there doing irl things. Surely we'll get some food report and such.

 >>/1004880/
He's thriving.

 >>/1004878/
All sounds very nice.

not-happy-jan-not gif
(3.5 MB, 360x270)

 >>/1004880/
i am finally doing a catch up and talking to him now on discord, seems like he got a burn notice from seniour big fellas here and ill leave it at that.

drinking again. gonna be boonged tomorrow

 >>/1004889/
I'll drink to that.

ElonMusk jpg
(97.36 KB, 1499x1127)

Is elong really going to get paid a trillion dollars? Even nuro barely makes that much.

 >>/1004876/
I'm running a 5 year old version of android and I'm never updating, I can always upload to my phone at least.

 >>/1004891/
I hope he gives us neets a $750 bonus.

 >>/1004880/
bucks like him love to be broken

Did monk's brother die?

I asked ai to caption all the pictures on my phone so I could search through them easily, some of them were inside my car,. it kept saying my car is dirty and dusty: "Worn leather gear shift knob in a car's dusty interior center console with visible controls."
Very rude. Extremely rude LLM. I think I'm going to delete it.

images jpeg
(5.07 KB, 195x259)

saggy mp4
(3.96 MB, 260x380 h264)

 >>/1004896/
> pic unrelated

And here's another caption it gave me of a photo: "Close-up of a Hyundai steering wheel with visible dust and textured surface"
I don't even own a hyundai. Completely retarded.

bane gif
(128.79 KB, 220x148)

 >>/1004895/
It was extremely painful.

And Monk did not even have the compassion to say....

 >>/1004898/
But it does have visible dust and textured surface.

Bullet-Tooth-Tony-Vin... jpg
(54.21 KB, 850x756)

Might get 'Desert Eagle, .50' tattooed down the side of my penis.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pz7cF0HI8nY

 >>/1004901/
Even "DE.50" might push it.

 >>/1004901/
Going to have to use a small font.

Might get possum <3 down the side of my penis

 >>/1004903/
kek

snaptik_76... mp4
(1.41 MB, 720x1280 hevc)

Night.

 >>/1004907/
Night fella.

 >>/1004907/
night igay <3

Reminds me of a joke.
Old man goes to the doctor that his penis shrunk. The doctor examines it and says:
- Well, old man, there's nothing wrong with it, and I see you even have a tattoo that says "Amira". Who's the lucky woman?
- That's just it doctor. The tattoo isn't "Amira" but "The Best Sailor of Admiral Nagybányai Horthy Miklós"...

 >>/1004910/
It's like the gay man who got injured.
He was a fruit, now he's a vetegable

 >>/1004912/
Julian assange's pro shitter

This one's good

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AriwjiWyxsM

 >>/1004915/
Sounds 80s.

 >>/1004877/
Nice photos.

 >>/1004907/
Good night Pidge. xx

mgmt jpg
(15.3 KB, 218x233)

 >>/1004915/
They are a good band. Pic related are what I have identified as their good songs.

I went to bed at 5pm and had a 6 hour nap.

You all failed me.

IMG_4738 jpeg
(146.63 KB, 1169x1262)

 >>/1004921/

 >>/1004921/
How?

 >>/1004919/
Good selection. I missed an album or two of them I gotta catch up on but I'm slow to get into new albums.

tab closed. ill catch yous later

The screen on my battery clock radio is flickering.
Also my head torch which I haven't touched in days just turned on on its own.
I am spooked.

 >>/1004927/
Who you gonna call?

movies-07152016-ghost... jpg
(643.64 KB, 2048x1368)

 >>/1004928/

 >>/1004929/
Are the haunted appliances in the kitchen?

 >>/1004931/
Well bantered.

the-kingdom-of-pepe-v... jpeg
(179.77 KB, 1024x1024)

I am in the planning phase of a 7am Woolies treats run.
Catalogue is being perused. List is being compiled.

 >>/1004764/
 >>/1004766/
 >>/1004767/
 >>/1004768/
 >>/1004769/
 >>/1004771/
 >>/1004772/
 >>/1004773/
 >>/1004778/
> So off base and paranoid

Ya naw, Shiban
I'm not IGAY or any other namefag from Ausneets or involved in whatever gayass drama happens here.
I am a QRB-Anon who occasionally stops by to say Hi with Pepe memes, but for some reason it didn't attach, signs with emojis sometimes, but how T'f would I know your that paranoid to think anyone using those is always some gayass namefag from this board.
I already emailed Zestykitten about this BS abuse of Admin power trip your on.
ZK can confirm I emailed them.
I'ma stay over in the cozy QRBunker, where we don't have these lame issues.
~~
o7 Anon

I dreamed I bumped into BoardNEET in the government cheese cave. He was drilling into the cheese cores and taking samples.