/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1003780/
Thank you.

snosages trailing from your basket whilst a little dog nips at your heels

The bins have to go out this morning Weber.

 >>/1003784/
I see.

gm neets, might go out to a bakery, buy some stuff for breakfast then go back to sleep

 >>/1003786/
GMN.

 >>/1003786/
Get me the ham and pineapple mini pizza and the apple turnover please.
Quiz them about their cream status please. No mock cream.

a lot (alot) to do today

> A Restore Britain Government, with the British people's approval, would put Vickrum Digwa to death.
based

should've had some pudding slop for breakfast, a big bowl of custard, with chocolate mousse layered on top, some sponge cakes or maybe swill roll

Nightmares about Japanese imperial carriers

 >>/1003791/
I had choc chip pancake cake with berry topping

 >>/1003793/
I found out they've stopped making trifle in coles and woolies. This is the absolute end of wersern civilisation

 >>/1003789/
What is on the agenda NEET?
Big shopping expedition?

 >>/1003791/
> swill rolls
My exact body type.

 >>/1003794/
It is just a Christmas thing I think. It will be back.

 >>/1003792/
There is no need to worry NEET, a couple of good torpedo hits and they will be on the bottom of the ocean.

 >>/1003737/
She’s off to jail
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/racist-australian-comedian-lisa-jane-spencer-slammed-over-disturbing-aboriginal-skit/news-story/e498e21d968168a33f37e7daddf88b7e

 >>/1003795/
Got dressed ✅
Bins ✅
Breakfast ✅
Started burning DVDs for Motherbat ✅
Undressed ✅😬
Pooing ✅
Re-dress ❌
Dishes ❌
Workforce Reporting ❌
Mow front lawn ❌
Pack clothes and toiletries ❌
Gather tools for her jobs ❌
Check tyre pressure ❌
Shave ❌
Shower ❌
Club dinner ❌
Club meeting (might skip) ❌

 >>/1003799/
Thats the punchline.

 >>/1003800/
You need to put my bins out too. It's your turn.

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had a wierd dream about a creature, looked sorta like pic. Poor thing was retarded and unwanted.

I'm glad that Pete has a new blak gf, a bit of positivity would go a long way in his life.

 >>/1003803/
That's not a wombat.

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 >>/1003804/
Cruisey is taking me to meet mine this weekend

 >>/1003789/
Good luck NEET.

 >>/1003800/
I enjoyed this list update. Thank you.

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 >>/1003798/
It was a variant of the classic hands don't work/rifle doesn't work, but with dive gear and drowning. Great way to start my day.

 >>/1003800/
Big day.

 >>/1003810/
You did not do the proper maintenance on that rifle. No wonder it didn't work.

 >>/1003800/
Busy day.
> Club meeting 
you better go because we want a full report please.

Wondering if roald dahl's novel the witches about demonic beings pretending to be women and turning kids into mice is really an anti-trans allegory about trannies on their crusade to mutilate little kids

 >>/1003803/
> Poor thing was retarded and unwanted.
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 >>/1003806/
take my pet kitler there too please, he needs to get out and make friends

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Good Morning NEETs

It appears i am always ahead of the curve....

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 >>/1003820/
WTF is this space age plumbing amenity?

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Somebody explain this

 >>/1003813/
Might show Rude Alan my kirpan

 >>/1003824/
Such things are beyond me.

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 >>/1003824/
My binary trees wear style like this

 >>/1003827/
That outfit looks good.

 >>/1003825/
He was not rude. You trauma dumped on him.

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Need to learn more history through memes