/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

 >>/1002485/
> emergency
Like running out of tim tams?

I am actually excited for Androids desktop mode to get gooder. Could see it being my daily driver, esp given my laptop is on its way out

 >>/1002486/
That's a crisis.

 >>/1002487/
Imagine how flash it would be with MonkAI. It'll manage your schedule and your to-do list and reply to emails and texts.

Imagine hitting your phone with a stick to wake up the agent inside it

is spider-noir goign to be worth watching tomorrow?

 >>/1002491/
Cruisey has told me he is talking us all to watch it in Gold class. Large popcorn and drink too.

 >>/1002492/
i tthought it was a series

 >>/1002494/
So Cruisey is not taking me to the moofies tomorrow?

 >>/1002489/
Added several pages to it today. Need to connect the pages into the main thing tomorrow

 >>/1002497/
Well done NEET. Your to-do list is your to-do list.

 >>/1002495/
tbh I expected them to be a bit more excited.

 >>/1002499/
Agreed.

 >>/1002495/
Sounds like a bunch of NEETs at kfc.

 >>/1002498/
I have never been more efficiently counter productive!

Adverse conditions in the bad home

 >>/1002503/
ominous

Had lots of plans, too tired to do anything now. Also over-ate. Again. I need to think more carefully before making meals.

 >>/1002503/
What is going on?

>  City of Albany brought a combined 24 charges against the business Albany French Hot Bread Pty Ltd and owners Tan Minh Le, 60, and Hoang Thanh Nguyen, 57,

> An inspection on January 16 found evidence of rodent faeces on food, rotten food, a significant amount of mould in the cool room, and raw meat dripping on fresh bread.
Vile

 >>/1002507/
I bet the banh mi there will be half price tomorrow. Cruisey, I want to buy lunch there! Cruuuuuuuuisey!

 >>/1002507/
Just the tip of the iceberg with these ethnic food businesses.
They all lack conscientiousness and basic morality.

 >>/1002507/
Brown hands

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Good Night NEETs.

I want to make some burritos or wraps for later consumption, will freezing them work?

 >>/1002512/
Yes will be fine.

 >>/1002512/
Should be. Even leavened bread can be frozen.

Don’t look at me, Garry, I’m hideous!

 >>/1002511/
Night.

Bins are out for the bin men.

 >>/1002477/
Nearly all those synthetic sweeteners give me explosive diarrhea.
You know that "Avalanche" coffee sachet stuff sold in supermarkets?  Make 3 cups of that in a day, and my arse becomes an area effect weapon.

 >>/1002517/
✅

 >>/1002518/
Your arse could be used for propulsion on the sub

 >>/1002520/
a things i just found:

|What is the one thing they didn't tell you about being a submariner?
|Your shit and anything that goes into a toilet will end up in a "Sanitary Tank". The shower/sink water goes into a separate tank. Over time these shit tanks that are 100's of gallons will need to be emptied. This is done one of two ways.
|You pump it overboard with a heinz pump. It is not reliable, slow, and loud.
|You pressurize the tank above sea pressure which can be over 350 psi and blow it overboard. It is faster and more reliable.

 >>/1002396/
There are a lot of nice women at church and not at all like the virgin ... bride meme
i digress where we are 
broer waar is jy

 >>/1002403/
unreal man
it must be comfy 
i would get severe fever

 >>/1002521/
> and blow it overboard. It is faster and more reliable.
Magnificent it blasts out of the sub

 >>/1002524/
aggressive mimicry

 >>/1002396/
When I was 17 it hit me that the woman I would one day marry (eventually) was already alive and out there somewhere.
That our ages likely wouldn't be the same was a given. Would she be like 25? or 10? at the time I was thinking about it.
But the last woman I've had anything to do with was actually 13 yeaers younger than me. eep.

dear Gladys,
I wrote a story, a novela 
The plot was about a diet
The police have the laptop
the laptop on which story is stored
Mentaltox virtual tropism device kills the heroine
she saves the day
all of the other characters are terribly confused 
stuck in and on dreams 
that is anon&on in 50 words

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straight out the 'gram
> yeah nah mate

My grimoires will arrive soon. Now i just need to learn magic so i can write spells and incantations and shit in them

Old job was a dishwasher but they called it underwater ceramic technician

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I visited Queensland just recently, during the 'dry season'. It rained the whole fucking time.

 >>/1002529/
Excite.
Share your potpourri recipes.

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 >>/1002529/
post one of your spells pls

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i like magic

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