> using permanent irreversible magic spells to turn the entire universes population (not just earths) into immortal hobbits who cant die into immortal hobbits that can never have their feet hurt so they will never wear shoes again and always be barefoot and when they walk barefoot on grass or something that feels nice they experience a dopamine spike. and giant bare feet come out of the clouds for the hobbits to worship and giant bare feet emerge from the ground to punish hobbits that wear shoes with divine eternal damnation. and the hell for hobbits is wearing shoes for eternity while all your friends and family barefoot and they prance and walk on you and you feel their soles on your face and all over your body