==The First Khanclave==
As announced on 8 June, 2025, by Neutraleyes, at 6:22AM New York time, the FIRST KHANCLAVE will elect some one to the position of kuz. Kuz is not a person, but a title, and a group of likeminded people. The first and most famous kuz was Carter; succeeding him, after a long interregnum, was Nukuz/Scarter, who upon doing so correspond electronically with Carter, who confirmed " I am the first, and now former kuz... you see, I never considered [kuz] to be just one [person], I wanted other to take that name, and I'm glad it only took a few years for you to notice that". It is not inconceivable that that this 3rd kuz we will soon elect, whoever he may be, will become as if not more famous than Carter - at which point it wall become very understand able that kuz is a title, or office, not just the first person who happened to hold it.
What defines a kuz? What does a kuz do? Kuz exists online. Kuz is active enough to not be considered dead by community consensus, at which point we would have to hold a new KHANclave. Kuz's actions might be studied and archived. People might describe kuz as interesting and dramatic, but not necessarily. Any more definition then that, and it will become too restrictive. Kuz is not a circlejerk, the face kuz presents to the online world is same as real life, although unrestricited, because of the nature of the internet.
Khanclaves elect already-existing people to the office of kuz. I personally, encourage kuz to show his real face and voice. To build trust.
Khanclaves are not meme elections, khanclaves are not /dem/, i trust the kuzzyboils understand that it's important and has an impact on their real life - because imagine you feel sad but then you tune into the lastest about kuz. and the domapine comes in.
Imagine there is a guy. He has an online precense, and suddenly, he is elected via khanclave to the position of kuz. Before the khanclave, he was a private citizen, now is a public figure. The point im trying to make is he didnt just appear at the khanclave, he already existed, likewise after he stops being kuz he will still exist as well
Another thing is kuz has to be an actual person, he can't be some fictitious guy like bobody or nome or glup, otherwise we won't have elected anyone; the newly-elected kuz will need at least an email address or tripcode or something so that nobody can differentfag as him
==In this thread, could all those that wish to compete in the Khanclave:==
==1. register channels of communication and authenticity? A secure trip would do==
==2. introduce themself==
Zdravstvuyte, kuzzyboils. As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture.
Вперёд к победе!
Не останавливайся!
==УРАААAAAAAAA!!!!==
one day we will rise again. its never over
> Comissioning cave story blacked porn to own quote
> feraltroon mindbroken over the layas meme again
how many of you remember the affy
https://archive.is/IeSgj
I WILL GET MY REVENGE ONE DAY FUCK YOU SHARTYCUCKS
kuz gay sex booru thread
i genuinely need to make myself a collection of these images so help me out please
==POST EM==
so we are gonna rot here...
forever?
i think this it for me and jakkin this site was the last hope i had in the soysphere
oh well
is the shemmy being ddosed by quote because i spammed the irc? oh my god i feel like such a reard. maybe it can shut down and i can go do something with my life at least
Deadest nigger ever award
itt we talk about kemofure like its early kuzzy tiems because fuck you
==i'm a redpilled aryan btw==
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RnHjWqpNx0
can we move to a website that actually has moderation instead of this hellhole that lets 'p stay up for hours every day
growing up is when you realise blender was the real hero and cat was the real villain...
> leaving cp up to own quote
can you faggots post more so i can steal the 3333 get
Ongezellig is the most fakecel normie show i have ever seen
Coco looks the type of person that says looks dont matter but fucks chad will probably settle for a beta provider after years of fucking chad ⛱️⛱️⛱️⛱️⛱️/5
Maya is the definition of a Fakecel making tiktok about how shes a femcel because she chad rejected her and shes a porn addict
Will get fucked by the first prettyboy that talks to her nicely ⛱️⛱️⛱️⛱️/
Mymy... Idk
> guess we shartystalkers will have to keep dancing and you my splintercuck friends, will have to keep losing!
fucking niggers I WANT THE KUZZY BACK
cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils
==get in==
Pixelplanet raid thread
1. go to pixelplanet
2. make an account
3. set picreal as template on the earth map cords are: "-1169_-992"
4. place the pixels to make quote piss and shit xherself
> chatgpt is down
> poly locks the board
==...==
so if nukuz lied about schan then does first kuz even know we exist?
How's buying the squarty been treating you kuzzyboils? ==Oh no no!==
If nukuz doesn't come back someone should make qafags.win as our 20th embarassing attempt at running an imageboard. still have /soy/ as a board so we can still capitalise on soyjak users but only have /soy/ /qa/ and /incel/ as the main boards. /qa/ is both for offtopic and meta content and you know what /incel/ is for. someone should do this since i don't have the technical skills to.
should i drink a carbonated soda despite the fact it's 3 am for me?
there are people out there who STILL dont like BMT
nukuz is happyroadkill theory
happyroadkill hasn't posted on bluesky or xitter for the past month or so, close to the same time nukuz began to leave and EVEN for a longer time has he not busied himself with comics meaning hes doing something else.
we should set up colonies on every website mentioned in the kuz birthday video
> had that dream where thekuzzy was back again
there was just a school shooting in Austria
Why did scarter leave? is he still the owner or will it be passed on to another person?
I think the character of the original kuz puts us in the perfect position to discuss this:
What do (you) think of loli? Is it aryan or is it pedo brim?
explain why you think it's bad or fine
> inb4 pedo dox xhim NOVV!!
I myself dont watch any I'm curious what kuzzyboils think
> Zdravstvuyte, kuzzyboils. As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture.
> Вперёд к победе!
> Не останавливайся!
> УРАААAAAAAAA!!!!
absolutely grim scenario. it's like things always go wrong for us. splinterfails are cursed.
The niggerlicioustest website UI award goes to..
so are there only 2 candidates for the khanclave? oh no no....
Hiding on endchan? God your pathetic.
> thekuzzy.win
> no kuz
> no wins
The shemmy was right about this place, this really is a thefoodist.fail
s0 p1ty... mother monkey... kill baby,, sadness plenty!...
==STEAL /lgbt/‘s 40,000,000 GET==
https://4chan.gay/lgbt
https://getwatcher.net/pages/detailed/?board=lgbt&get=40000000&chan=4chan&count=60&detectsage=true
how do africans have bbcs if they are all starving whewre do they get the nutrients from?
so when are we going to rape the pixelplanet again?
soyjak.party won
soyzellig.party won
You lost
im from the sharty you fucking faggots. if you dont stop shitting up our coalie your website is getting ddosed you fucking niggers
kickTURKEYfromNATO here, why did some janny here steal my name?
fun fact:
there is a /soy/ board at this website
go on it and make it alive geg
https://endchan.org/soy/
> joins
> queues bmt
> skips the videos so i see the bmt
> doesnt say anything
> leaves
Nigger board, for niggers, made by niggers, about niggers.
> 'p up for an hour
==SHUT IT DOWN. ALL THE WAY DOWN.==
does anyone know how i can view the somethingawful archives for free
what is he thinking right now?
I am currently looking through kuz-related archives to study and copy all his mannerisms.
==At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge kuzzyboils to set timers, because you VILL want to be there.==
Waiting music: https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOHKltAiKXQ
==OH NONONO KUZZYPEDOS WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR 200 PPH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!==
dead nigger fetus of a website
ts shithole is dead like a nigger baby
shut it down
Hello, kuzzygods.
I have AIDS.
I'm not making it.
> STILL no schan
> has to relocate to a site with an active bestiality board
==Kek!==
> 6 people in the cytube
==GTFIH==
https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils
okay seriously who are glup, bobody, and alex
itt we discuss who we're voting for, and why
> tfw kuzzes are popes now
faces of the kuzzy
such a diverse community we have here
We now own >>>/BRchan/, something I had a hand in, in the past.
ive been gone for a while, is schan still in devolepment? has kuz said anything publicly? what's even happening?
nu 'toss tell me what you think
mein kuzler... schan counterattack...
i miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
If you were a girl, would you do this to your bf if your boyfreind cheated on you?
> shartycacas get one (1) chance to exact their revenge on 4chan
> they use hatsune miku gifs and anime self inserts to make the whole world think they're cringy faggots
> ukrainian drone pov
<DYING IN STYLE
you might not like it but this guy is kuzzy culture now, and he beutiful 👍
EU SOU O RODRIGO OURIÇO PINTOR, E EU SOU UM GRANDE PED0FIL0!!!
throwback to the time soyteens were caught lusting over a man and all collectively fought against the aryan frogposter who started mocking them for it
> *lies about having 2 devs*
> *lies about someone making a wiki for us*
> *lies about the schan thing*
> *lies about kolyma news network*
theres 2 obsessed foids(neighbors) making noise, i want to kill them so bad
This place is alright but it will never be a permanent home. We fucking NEED a new website
So this is a kuzist site?
shemmy is 1000x gooder than thefoodistpedo.lose
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sKMNoFvgYss
nukuzzy culture dropped
Is there a way to fix the ui on this website?
> plier self insert because I'm a selfish little fuck
Hello guys, I've been working on this article. It's still a work in progress. I'm posting it here so someone can add their own information to it. Look into your files, your screenshots, etc anything will help. I think things are far from over but this article could be the legacy of our community.
https://en.everybodywiki.com/The_Kuzzy
what ever happened to thekuzzy.win? i was a janny on there
pic unrelated
holy larp
scar kys you were never part of coalyma
WHY THE FUCK DID SOMEONE UNSUB FROM ME?
"Oh god..." the KHAN Yuri Kuznetsov moans, his voice muffled and distant as he sinks lower, smothering your mouth and nose with his dripping, swollen flesh. He can feel your tongue pushing past his rim, probing and exploring the tight, clenching ring of muscle, and it makes his eyes roll back in his head, his body shaking uncontrollably.
me and kuz are currently living and married together in LA lol cucks
she will bot your sorry ass wherever you go
kuzzy culture in a nutshell
> >why are you guys such evil mother monkies???
==I DONT KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS BUT HAPPY HANUKKAH NIGGAS==
why are you guys such evil mother monkies???
honestly if i had mewed since i was 5 years i would have been a htn (high tier normie) and i would have had a becky gf but now im a mouthbreather so now its over xd
kuzs meaty veiny dih in yo crack
Heartbreaking: cruel mother monkey brutally hurt baby... Sad...
i'm satisfied we finally have our own place now the shemmy is niggerbrim because nobody there soyquotes the troonslop posters
> https://www.soyjak.st/ shemmy.tv thekuzzy.win churro.club swedish.win thatsnuts.online soyjak.blog soyjakforum.net soyzellig.party gemjak.party thrembochan.st jaksoy.party
new kuzzy culture just dropped
we are third place now lole
endchan jannies letting 'p stay up for like an hour just hire me at this point nigga
my balls dont smell bad right now ama
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you guys are actually funnier than shemmycucks. i might have to post on both
> there's a thread with 600 replies on the nukuzzy foaming at the mouth at how keyed you are
Rape being bad is objectively false. Not only do women orgasm during rape, but it is usually the most intense and pleasurable orgasm they have in their life and they spend the rest of their lives trying to recreate the moment.
Look it up, they talk about it frequently in interviews. Pretty hot desu
we should get kuz to redirect thekuzzy.win to here
[spoiler]*[/spoiler]OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION FROM BOBODY[spoiler]*[/spoiler][spoiler]*[/spoiler]
> 2 PPH
just shut this dead baby down
is the average youth gay nowadays?
theres a pimple on my ass and i cant sit without it hurting
OMG, Does sweet Pea Want To kill Baby Monkey? Why Sweet Pea Do Like This On Baby Monkey?
serious question
why is he so rapeable
whos the most liked and most hated user of the kuzzy?
futa milf kuz and twink kuz
that one youknowwho shemmy drawfag here ama
> It's... It's too big... You're gonna kill me with that thing...