/bert/ - ciclismo

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movistar TTT

don't get stuck in the other thread

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nils a rainlet

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me deleting evidence

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nice shower

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Had fun:
> new tire and tubes taken out of the parcel box at 14
> fuck around at work for a few minutes, put new boots, go pickup my shirt to the mall
> new boots explode right as I am arriving at the mall at 15
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> either a long walk of shame or 2 hours wait until 17 when bikes are allowed in public buses after rush hour
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> but but but, decathlon is here as well
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> leave bike
> pick up bike after 20 minutes
> the tire is fine, the tube just exploded like cut with a knoife
> service cost me equivalent of tree inner tubes
> comfy.gif
> complete desaster averted
> never buying no name tubes with gel again

nice group in hot sweltering belgium

 >>/95541/
Just stick to decathlon Bert man

black king girmay working for someone else, never seen that before

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 >>/95541/
> 17 is post rush hour in Polska

I've seen enough.  Narvaez wins.
These vismoids are furiously weak.

 >>/95544/
Oh waouh, must be a contract year

> Fake bird sounds

CANAL spotted

 >>/95546/
I wouldn't be surprised if nobody puts in the work to catch him

 >>/95550/
he lost 20 second in 10km, it's already over

wow philipsen, he's tdf ready

What happened to Merlel? I haven't been paying attention.

god damn now girmay attacks, why is this mickey mouse race so good

 >>/95553/
> one week before the tour
> not paying attentuon
Someone gave up on vélo game

 >>/95553/
he doesn't try on these stages

 >>/95554/
people getting to tdf form wanting to test their legs and no dopacar

 >>/95555/
I haven't paid attention since Imissing the entire vuelta burgos? Velogame.

slick rick pluimers goes solo in search for his teeth

here comes kubis

/aranburu/

ARANBERTO wins
ASSGAY second
TOON kwabbed

cofidis

ARANBARU
CANAL humbled
Troon humiliated

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Aranburubros, we are so back!

lol at tietema doing all the work, where did kubis end up this time

damn tiz cuts out at the final
I missed a legendary Aranburu win

 >>/95565/
Outside the basque lands no less!

 >>/95566/
Outside top-10 for sure

jappe 6th is very impressive

Two of /our boys/ in top 3. Very cool.

Little annoying but also SOVL when the runner doesn't speak any English

alright time to watch the navarezwinslol

Shit this is going to be close

grannies just crossing the road

UAE blocking

Swisbert with his horn spotted

Abolish uci points now.

 >>/95576/
least likeable team and it's not particularly close

yeah it's over for pedalton

jesus there's 5 UAE guys spread out in the front, I'm turning this off
I feel like a wielerflitser

> Swiss Rai

> Svizzeran RAI

They are sparing me from watching another UAE victory

Narvaez wins lol

sudaca wheelsucking tier victory

Glad I didn't watch

narvaezwinslol

Tour de Suisse committing seppuku

The fix is in.

> 3 Cort
> 5 Van der Poel

Sure now Grug decided to sprint

for the record, the Suisse feed was working fine, it was just the international feed that decided to rage quit

 >>/95593/
someone somewhere is doing their best to kill this race

> warning: violent thunderstorm level 4
What does this mean?

I would have gotten a god damn victory with Cort. I HATE Narváez

Really getting on my nerves seeing breaks like this where riders without a sprint will just work their asses off and throw away any chance of a win because secondary positions have too much value.

 >>/95597/
Eh you never know until you try. Guys with you can always chute, have a mechanical etc. You miss all the shots you don't take and all that.

 >>/95595/
Large hail, heavy wind, possible tornados Bert

we live in switzerland with short track ladies which might or might not be a replay

 >>/95598/
You still make Narváez do more work in a break like this. Meurisse was pulling inside the final km. He made no attempt at the win. Just happy to get 2nd.

Tomorrow looks like the kind of pre-Tour TT that Pogi can actually job, but looking at the startlist, I'm not even sure who he can even job to. I guess it's Vacek or McNulty. 

Surely I'm not missing anyone...
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 >>/95602/
heh
memco
now that was a runner

 >>/95601/
Some guys just don't know how or just don't want to play those kind of games. Call it bad race sense or something.

 >>/95604/
it's not bad race sense it's UCI points farming
they're probably telling him in his ear to ride because 2nd is also good for the team

 >>/95605/
Could also be true

Slock top 20 again. Doesn't matter if it's a sprint or a MTF. This guy is doped

Squeaking about doped: Eulálio last place again

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fucking SLOCK starting to piss me the fuck off

puck absolutely humbled

UAE meme team top of the league btw

 >>/95610/
I was just watching her video

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 >>/95612/
bert sponsor spotted

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> news says something about a supercell 
> look outside
> looks like one of those clouds from tornado movies
welp, this is it for me

 >>/95614/
F

 >>/95614/
Mmm, Twister, these were the times.
Going alone to kino as a very young teen and these thrillers from 95-98.
 >>/95615/
Hopefully not stronger than an F1 hehe.

 >>/95614/
Send it here please. I can't go on anymore. It is too hot. It's over

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berts are getting destroyed by storms left right and center and some of my colleagues are also facing death by weather but nothing reaches me, no weather kino for me. I could go for some storm entertainment right now

 >>/95617/
it's still hot, just incredibly windy and lots of lightning 
just saw a tree get uprooted

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santé berts, no bert no glory

 >>/95620/
lekkere geuze

 >>/95620/
one geuze please

 >>/95620/
Absolutely.

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Yeah, looks like it means business.

 >>/95614/
send it here please I need the cool

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This shit is rotating right into me, didn't have going out today in type of plan but we shall see.

 >>/95625/
it moving to brussels, total brussels death hopefully

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 >>/95620/
Santé!

 >>/95627/
looks like ghent is about to get it hard

 >>/95629/
total ghent death is also good, hippies

 >>/95626/
good luck out there 🙏

Right arm won the espectacular Tour Szlakiem Mazurskich Twierdz and I think it is schizoburger's tootsies winning home jizz.

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 >>/95632/
jesus christ I haven't thought about that freak in months

 >>/95633/
Same, completely repressed him. Doesn't look like he even posts on 4cyc anymore, such a loss.

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lol what

 >>/95635/
We are not ready for the return of the czek.

Sjoerd Bax is bold as well.

 >>/95636/
it's more the baxbeast prediction that I find worrisome

 >>/95635/
retarded
VACEK said he's in the best climbing form ever so his ITT surely gonna take a hit

 >>/95635/
Sjoerd BAX?

 >>/95634/
Not enough people on 4 chinz left to give him attention. And schizos just abandon ship when you stop encouraging their delusions.

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> Pogacar 1.9
> McNulty 4.33
> Vacek 4.33
> Bax 12
> Segaert 15
> Roglic 17
> Foss 23
> Wilder 26
> Gorsschartner 41
> Vlasov 41
> Tiberi 67
> Schachmann 67
> Wellens 67
> Chamberlain 67
> Poel 101

 >>/95642/
the fuck is this bax shit
because of that giro TT?

 >>/95635/
 >>/95637/
 >>/95640/
the guy is a pretty decent TT autist, wouldnt put it past him to get a top 10

 >>/95644/
above brandon mcnuggets though?

 >>/95642/
 >>/95644/
tenner on bax it is

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> a group of ciclistas giggled at me when I rode past them

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 >>/95647/

 >>/95614/
I survived the level 4 thunderstorm and it actually was one. Shoes were no use anymore, at least the water I waddled through was warm enough.
Temperature dropped from 33 to 20, but humidity is now Brazil tier.

 >>/95644/
Top 10 sure, top 3-4? That's some PCS noomber fixation.

 >>/95647/
did you make them uncomfortable?

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They were laughing at your penis

 >>/95649/
It is sandals weather, or pure gummistiefel. Any goretex shit is good only to give 20-30 minutes to get out of real rain.

 >>/95651/
I just gave them a little wave as I always do.
 >>/95652/
No way they would do that, right??

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Yeah, Wrocław getting it. It will be at my place at 1.5h.

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It's time.

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Fuck it, I am going in.
Booze, thermos to put in bought ice cubes and then pour booze into, sandals, quick dry shorts, military grade goretex jacket, big umbrella.

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Hmmm. I do hear some rumbling in the distance...

 >>/95657/
Thinking of buying sandals after like 10 years of not having them
But I will exclusively wear them with socks like a true bohemian german I am

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Good luck to bertacek tomorrow before I forget it.
We're all rooting for you

Reporting in, already some kino, don't know how postable the vids will be
 >>/95659/
Happy customer and user of these, shant posting tootsies though.
https://shop.monksandals.com/gb/polecane-produkty/112-47745-manaslu-plus.html#/50-size-37/127-kolor_paskow_manaslu-czarny
Bet you will find someone in Czechy doing similar stuff.

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Watching Cassablanca again.

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Arrived in Bretagne. It's fresh here. Didn't check if the bike is fine, that'll be a surprise for tomorrow

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 >>/95660/
Thank you
If you don't hear from me after some 18:00 you know I died

 >>/95663/
Looking forward to France 3 showing the weather before the tour coverage starts with 30+ degrees everywhere in France except Brest again.
On the other hand Breton and Basque flags that used to be ubiquitous at bike races have become a rare sight.

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 >>/95661/
but those are pantofle
these are sandaly

Going to do a BIG ride on Sunday. All day if I can make it work. Still trying to figure out where to go though.

 >>/95667/
Over the longest bridge that Denmark has to offer that can be ridden with a bike of course

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 >>/95661/
> those "shoes"

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> ynr Primož Roglič