/bert/ - ciclismo

I'm picking Salby and you can't stop me
Bald power

 >>/93788/
just don't drive into a ditch lol

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Baby Giro Next gen starts tomorrow with a lot of superstars and superfrauds

> FINN Lorenzo
> SUMPIK Pavel
> SPARFEL Aubis
> BORREMANS Casper
> DUNDIEWOODY Seth
> -ACKOWIAK Jan Pawel
> GREGOIRE Baptiste
> RAFFERTY Adam
> MOREIRA Daniel Filipe VIeira
> WIGGINS Benoit
> TARLING Finlay
> BRAVO Henrique
> MILESO Nicolas
> VAN KERCHHOVE Matisse
> DICKMAN Daan
> SCALCO Mateo
> FABBRO Riccardo
> LE COCK Baptiste

You shouldn't be allowed to run the l'Avenir or Baby Giro more than once unless you chuted out or something.
You rode once and finished 6th overall? Off to a team fraudulence with you

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> DICKMAN Daan
> LE COCK Baptiste

 >>/93830/
> Employing psyops for the Copenhagen Sprint

Jack Jankowiak

 >>/93837/
I think it's alright this year atleast in the baby giro
there's a dude on uno x that ran the avenir 4 times

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good palmares for a 19 yr old

Who will Lidl sprint for then? Walscheid?

 >>/93843/
TIM
TORN 
TITTENBERG

 >>/93837/
imagine being one of those guys, how little of a future can you have

 >>/93841/
Fair enough, baby giro is not that prestigious after all

I wish there was a baby vuelta that would go around and explore unknown super rampas inhumanas

 >>/93843/
waar mads?

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 >>/93839/
Stop me then.

 >>/93846/
baby giro is a massive fraud detector

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in 5 years merely attending the baby giro or l'avenir will be an instant fraud stamp. If you don't make it to the world tour by 15 you will have no future outside of bottleboi and conti fraud

 >>/93850/
thank god I never rode those mickey mouse races

 >>/93851/
Lipo?

Imagine not picking /our/ boy SALBY

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the difference between avenir and baby giro winners making it is actually insane

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 >>/93849/
:(

 >>/93854/
FOSS, now that was a runner
existed only to ruin remcos life

 >>/93856/
remember when he top 10'd the giro
what a doped giro that was for visma
bouwman
foss
leemreize
none of those guys even exist anymore

 >>/93854/
Richie Blackmore was never seen again though

 >>/93857/
that 2021 one was fucking awful too, bardet remains the only clean runner

seixas will struggle tomorrow, I fear del dopo will win this race

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this man on the other hand has been sniffing his own farts

So are we picking Beastergod?

Del Toro is a proper smart Valverdeesque rider. He's going to cause a lot of seethe in the next few years.

 >>/93863/
He does have a certain griminess and willingness to slurp his way to victory that must be infuriating to other riders

 >>/93853/
we'll be lucky if he even finishes the race

 >>/93861/
cheeky fiver on matty o'jorgenzingz

Oded Kogut is a guaranteed lock-in for top 10

 >>/93863/
when will he get banned for a year then

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 >>/93867/
not a bad idea

 >>/93867/
I'm not picking a jew, I have standards

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 >>/93868/
Dope as much as you  can. Get banned for 1 year.  Reap the benefits for the rest of your career.  Sound like a good investment.

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 >>/93871/
Suit yourself but that result has been promised to him 2000 years ago.

 >>/93862/
Ovviamente.
 >>/93871/
Same.

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 >>/93566/
I gave up and just did a quick one inside. Weather better behave tomorrow or I might Do It.

> raping in june
holy KWAK

Still not convinced Saarland is actually a real region and not just a joke (might not be mutually exclusive)

 >>/93877/
you and me both. Saarland sucks, fuck 'em

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I don't actually know anything about saarland and I've never personally spoken to a person from saarland. It may actually be nice there, I just don't know

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> People in the Saarland speak Rhine Franconian and Moselle Franconian
> Women and girls are often referred to using the neuter pronoun es

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 >>/93876/
if you're not willing to do it, you haven't got what it takes and I feel sorry for you

 >>/93877/
 >>/93878/
rude